After hearing what Lorraine said, Yuer felt the same way at the moment. He looked like he felt very close to me. He sighed deeply and agreed: "Yes, yes. It's not that there are people in the East.
Did a philosopher once say that women, like villains, are extremely difficult creatures to deal with. If you pamper her too much, she will get on your nose and face. If she is alienated, she will say bad things behind her back and think you are not good to her.
Anyway, it’s hard to get ahead of them.”
"Oh, you also know this famous saying. It's so right." Lorraine also burst out laughing, feeling that this young gang leader was indeed from Maple Leaf Danlin and had a common language with him.
You paused for a moment, looking at Lorraine who seemed a little impatient, and couldn't help but said: "What? Are you still in a hurry?"
Lorraine paused, sighed, and said, "It's impossible if we don't rush. If we don't rush, maybe she will become someone else's when I get there."
Yule was immediately shocked and exclaimed: "So you are going to steal a bride? Could it be that you have a Semitic woman a long time ago?"
Lorraine smiled bitterly and said, "That's pretty much what it means."
Yuer immediately raised his hand in greeting and said repeatedly: "I admire it, I admire it~!"
Then, his expression darkened, and he remembered a certain girl with flowers in her hair and a white gauze, and sighed: "If... if I had had your courage..."
As soon as he said this, he heard a delicate voice behind him, saying: "If you want to have the courage, what should you do?"
Hearing this voice, Yule immediately shuddered. Lorraine saw that Yule's expression changed in a fraction of a second, and couldn't help but secretly laughed in her heart. This Yule is also a good man.
Yuer hurriedly bent down, with a smile on his face, and said: "If I had his courage, I would buy you some beautiful clothes first, and then buy you the most expensive jewelry in the city."
Come on, haha, hahahaha..."
After talking about it, I kept laughing.
Lorraine took a look and saw that it was the female dancer with unique skills and superb martial arts that she had seen before. At this time, she was dressed in a powerful outfit and looked extremely heroic.
Only then did Lorraine realize that although he was traveling with him along the way, he had been worried about the war fortress and hadn't paid much attention to it.
He didn't say anything at the moment, but just nodded slightly to the woman. But he thought secretly in his heart: Damn it, Yoel is a good bastard. When he was the boss of the tavern, there was already a boss lady. I didn't expect this.
The ruffian actually has the guts to take care of the mistress?
She walked up to You Er, reached out and pinched You Er's fat waist skillfully, and said coquettishly: "Damn it, why don't you spend money to buy such expensive things? Are you very rich now?
"
Lorraine couldn't help but raised her head and glanced at the woman again, and thought to herself: Well, these days, there are fewer women who know how to save men money than conscientious real estate developers. How can Yule, a fat guy like him, be with such a virtuous man?
At this time, the woman continued to say: "Just go and get it back for me~"
Lorraine almost laughed out loud, and quickly tried to hold it back, but ended up choking and coughing repeatedly.
Yuer pretended that he didn't hear anything and simply chuckled.
Lorraine secretly gave Yule a thumbs up and showed an expression of admiration.
Yule smiled bitterly.
Lorraine turned her head and saw Xiaobai, with Leo's encouragement and a grimace on his face, walking on the shaky steps and carefully boarding the ship.
Xiaobai paused three times every step he took, looked down at the water with his big head, and closed his eyes tightly in fear. Leo shouted twice, then opened his eyes slightly and took two small steps, then looked down at the water again, and then
Too scared to move.
Leo was urging and pushing behind Xiaobai, and he was so tired that he was sweating a layer of white on his head.
Lorraine couldn't help but feel moved, and then asked loudly: "Leo, have you paid all the reward funds I asked you to give to everyone?"
When the pirates heard that Lorraine had raised money, they all thought: What? There are rewards and funds? How come we haven't heard about such a good thing? We haven't seen it from the beginning to the end. Could it be that all the money was taken by that person?
Did the little fat man steal it for himself? No, this must be clarified.
While they were thinking, they quietly put down their work and looked here together.
Leo successfully got Xiaobai onto the boat. He was panting and stroking the sweat from his forehead.
Hearing Lorraine ask him this, Leo slapped his forehead and said, "Oh, if you didn't tell me about this matter, I would have forgotten about it. I sent them a large part, and there are not many left."
Already."
As he spoke, he reached out and took out a money bag from the pocket on Xiaobai's back. Then he found Vera and took out a bag from her space ring.
Finally, he came to the side of the boat with the bag in his arms, first threw it on the side of the boat with great effort, then pushed down and pushed the two bags to the shore, and then clapped his hands with satisfaction.
Leo looked at everyone's confused looks, put his hands on his waist, and explained confidently: "The boss said that everyone who participated in the operation will be given a bonus, and that's all the money.
But in addition to the gangsters on duty, the guys who were betting against me just now were beaten seven times each by me, and I took seven gold coins. I have already paid them, and the money must be deducted from them.
, by the way, there is also that woman. She also took it, so there is no need to give it back."
Everyone couldn't help but look at each other for a moment, what does it mean to take it? Why should it be deducted? When did it take it? Why didn't we know? Also, what does this have to do with being brainless?
They were at a loss as to what to do.
Seeing that Leo had paid off all the bonuses, Lorraine waved his hand and signaled the ship to set sail.
Seeing the sailboat sailing away from the pier, someone finally understood - grandma, this little fat guy used our winnings to gamble with us. He was taking advantage in vain and it made people's brains collapse.
For a moment, everyone was in a state of dumbfounding, - "It was in vain that a bunch of big men, big men, heroes who could stand on their fists and move horses on their arms were all tricked by a little fat man~
!
And who said at that time that the little fat guy who exchanged his brain for gold coins was heartless?
We are the ones who are obviously short-sighted.
And they were also afraid that the little fat guy would be unhappy and stop playing. So everyone screamed loudly and pretended to be unbearable. In my opinion, they were absolute fools~!
I was so depressed that I almost vomited out the blood in my chest.
The female warrior also had a look of dementia on her face and murmured: "I'm a thirty-year-old woman who's a loser. What a big loss. I've been tricked into kissing several people for nothing. This wicked and smoking little fat guy~!"
I must look back...I must look back..."
She gritted her teeth and said it several times, but finally burst out laughing. Then she couldn't help holding her belly with her hands and burst into laughter.
She laughed and cursed: "That damn little fat guy~!"
After hearing her laughter, some of the pirates couldn't help laughing. Then the laughter got louder and louder, and finally everyone burst out laughing.
The large group of pirates that traverse the seven seas are all experienced veterans and well-known figures in the world. Together, they are almost five to six thousand years old.
In the end, they were fooled by a little fat man. Everyone was sold by him, and they shouted that it was cheap and helped him count the money seriously, for fear of missing a copper plate.
When I first thought about this kind of thing, I was really bored to the point of vomiting blood, but then I thought about it, and it turned out to be something so ridiculous that it was incredible.
However, everyone became more and more certain that the little fat man seemed to be a star in the sky, a reincarnation of some kind of god, and he would definitely be a great man in the future.
They looked at the sailboats in the distance, shouted loudly and waved their hands.
"Goodbye~!"
"See you later~!"
"Bye now."
“Take care along the way~!”
"..."
"Young Master, when we come back, let's continue gambling~!" I don't know who shouted out, and everyone fell silent, and the shouting stopped.
Then they pounced on the ruffian viciously.
"Grandma, you still want to let that little gangster trick us~!"
"You guy, you don't think you've been humiliated enough."
"Which end are you on?"
"Hit him, hit him~!"
"Brothers, please let me kick you a few times..."
"..."
Then screams and roars continued.
The female warrior watched the sailboat disappear into the night in the distance. Only the night navigation light on the top of the sail was still dimly visible, flickering on and off.
Her heart couldn't help but be filled with sorrow of separation. Even though the little fat man deceived everyone, he also brought a lot of joy to everyone.
Everyone lives a life of fighting with their heads on their belts and licking blood from the edge of their swords. Never before has this time, they happily made an earth-shattering deal.
She didn't know about others, but she knew that she would remember this thing forever.
Especially when I rubbed that little fat man's pink face hard and kissed him until he screamed and burst into tears, I will remember it for a lifetime.
It's just that the sea of people is huge, things are unpredictable, and the future is extremely difficult and dangerous. Once they leave, they don't know if they will have a chance to see each other again...
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but raise her head, look at Yuer, and said quietly: "Do you think we can see them again?"
Yuer smiled and said firmly: "Yes, it can definitely be done. These people are all heroes of a generation. No matter where they go, vigorous and earth-shattering things will happen. Their names will definitely shock the world.
By then, it will be easy to find them."
He paused for a moment, as if making an excuse for himself, and then continued: "If nothing else, just look at this time we have captured a war fortress. Have you dared to think of such a thing before?"
After hearing this, the female warrior immediately praised and said: "That's right. I never dreamed of it before. Even when I look at the war fortress, I still can't believe it. That's a war fortress~!
It's something that only exists in epics, but it's just like making a game, and we can actually grab it smoothly. This is simply, this is simply a miracle~!"
After saying that, he couldn't help but let out a long sigh. Then he snuggled gently into Yule's arms, looked at him with a springy look, and murmured: "Say, what if we also have a baby?"
How nice is a child like that little fat guy?"
But Yuer had a straight face and said: "No~!"
The female warrior immediately trembled, her whole body stiffened, she turned her head, looked at Yuer, and said coldly: "Not good?"
Those hands have already slipped to Yule's waist, and they will pinch him hard if he says "no" again.
Yuer seemed to have no idea that the danger was approaching, and nodded matter-of-factly, saying: "Of course it's not good. One child is not enough, you must have seventeen or eighty. Think about it, our seventeen or eighty fat children,
How spectacular it would be to sit together and gamble with your brothers."
The female warrior paused for a moment, and then looked at Yu Er blankly. Seeing that he still had a straight face and a serious look, she couldn't help laughing again. While smiling coquettishly, she said angrily: "What the hell is seventeen?"
Eight people, do you think they are sows?"
Yuer didn't answer, but laughed loudly, then reached out to her slender waist, picked her up while she screamed, and then put her on his shoulders, striding towards the dense forest behind the pier.
Go.
The female warrior kept struggling and said: "Put me down, let me down..."
At this time, a group of pirates looked at it, and for a while, they whistled and cheered loudly.
Seeing them disappearing into the dense forest in the distance instead of in the room next to them, the pirates couldn't help but laugh wildly and marveled at the power of the young gang leader.
They gathered together around the bonfire, drank happily, and sang loudly.
People who have been through death and death are like this. They cherish the time they are alive and enjoy themselves to the fullest.
Lorraine and others took the boat and did not return directly to the Caribbean.
Does he know that the place will be in chaos now, and tens of thousands of workers who are determined to take revenge will pounce on the nobles and powerful people like evil tigers. By then, people's brains will be beaten into pieces.
The pig head is meat.
Caribbean Port itself is strong enough, and if the rebels are smart enough, they will not attack it. But Lorraine estimates that none of the towns around Caribbean can escape. Caribbean Port must also be under war-ready martial law now.
If you go to that place, aren't you asking for trouble?
Therefore, Lorraine went north along the coastline, heading towards Akadelin, the capital of the Semites.
Although the Imperial City of Akkadelin is not on the seaside, it is also in the north. It is much more convenient to go by sea than by land.
What's more, the demons have been tyrannizing the people below. They don't take the people seriously, and the people certainly don't take them seriously. They all rise up. Naturally, the ground is not peaceful at all, and bandits are everywhere.
After sailing on the sea for several days, on this day, everyone arrived at a port by boat.
Since summer is coming to an end and we are close to the north, the weather here has become much cooler. It makes people feel extremely comfortable and enjoying the sea breeze on the boat.
Lorraine stood on the bow of the ship and looked at the port carefully with the professional instincts she had developed over the past few years.
The port is not big, with only dozens of merchant ships parked there. And most of these ships are dilapidated, floating helplessly on the water. There are a few small boats and fishing boats going back and forth in the middle.
Although there were people walking around on the dock, they were all lifeless, giving people a sense of decadence. There was no excitement at all on the dock, and there was no trading or the hustle and bustle of loading and unloading.
Lorraine couldn't help but raise her eyebrows slightly. Although this kind of port is small, has underdeveloped commerce and does not attract attention, it is not an excellent cover for herself. The flow of people in a small place is also small, maybe
, the people in this port are very bored and will remember the faces of people like themselves.
Thinking of this, he immediately decided that when he turned back and left, he had to change a place when letting the pirates pick him up.
At this time, the ship shook and landed firmly on the pier.
Lorraine exchanged some words with the pirates on the ship, and after everything was agreed upon, several people immediately abandoned the ship and landed. After taking only two steps, they saw a man wearing black clothes, with black crow feathers on his head, and long hair.
The guy with the hooked nose walked up.
He looked at Lorraine and the others, then turned sideways and stopped in front of them, saying: "Guys, wait a moment. I am the tax collector of Hong Kong. You have not registered in Hong Kong. Please hand over your identity document and indicate where you are from.
Come on, where are you going? Each person pays ten gold coins for the port registration fee."
Lorraine was startled. She looked back at the boats behind her, then turned around and looked behind the tax collector. She saw more than a dozen idle men standing far away.
They seemed to have a premonition that something exciting was going to happen, and they all looked here with excitement in their eyes.
At this time, the tax collector stamped his foot impatiently and said, "Hurry up. I still have things to do."
Leo said at this time: "Ten gold coins? This..."
Before he could finish speaking, a trace of contempt flashed in the tax collector's eyes, and then he shouted angrily: "Fifteen. Fifteen gold coins per person~!"
Leo looked at him seriously and said: "You are too rude. At least you should listen to what I have to say..."
The tax collector was furious and cursed: "Whose little brat dares to call me polite, well-raised but not educated~!"
With that said, in front of everyone in Lorraine, he raised his legs and stamped towards Leo.
Lorraine looked at it, a cold light flashed in his eyes, he raised his hand and slapped her hard.
Then a crisp sound of 'pop' was heard, resounding throughout the sky above the port. It was clearly transmitted to the ears of everyone present.
Under the gravity, the tax collector's center of gravity was unstable. He spun around in a circle and then stopped.
He had always used power to do evil. He had never been bullied like this before. He was a little stunned when he was beaten. He covered his swollen cheek with his hand, looked at Lorraine in disbelief, and said in a trembling voice:
"You...you dare to hit me..."
The tax collector had been watching on the dock for a while.
From his point of view, Lorraine and the others came in a broken ship, with only a small girl and a little boy beside them. From the looks of it, they were at most just businessmen or travelers passing by, the kind of people who didn't know what they were doing.
A person with no power, if the person who came ashore was a nobleman who was cheering and cheering, he would have come over to show his courtesy.
Therefore, he came up to slaughter the fat sheep, but he didn't expect that the fat sheep was beaten when he came up without slaughtering it.
Lorraine still hadn't taken back her hand at this time. After hearing this, she took the opportunity to turn her hand back and slapped him cleanly back. Then he said: "Grandma, I'm going to slap you.
What's wrong?"
Before the tax collector could react, the one who was beaten turned around again and stood dazedly in front of Lorraine again.
He shook his head vigorously and tried his best to wake up. Then he pointed at Lorraine's nose with gritted teeth and said: "You... you are such a cunning person, you actually dare to beat up Semitic tax collectors and resist the law violently..."
Lorraine looked at it, raised her leg and kicked him hard in the stomach, scolding: "I resist your grandma. How dare you blame me, uncle? When I blame others, you
It’s still liquid~!”
After saying that, he still couldn't understand his hatred, so he pulled out his pistol, tilted the muzzle of the gun, pointed the handle of the gun at the ruffian's head, and smashed it down.
The tax collector immediately screamed, covered his head with his hands, and rolled to the ground, blood flowing down like a gush.
He couldn't help but screamed and said: "I've beaten someone to death. I've beaten someone to death. Everyone, come quickly..."
Amid his shouts, a group of people holding various weapons in their hands were seen swarming forward in the distance.
Lorraine originally thought they would be guards at the port, but when she looked up, she realized she was wrong.
Those people all wore expensive and gorgeous clothes, and some even had gold ornaments on their bodies, but they couldn't look like a human being, just like the clothes were put on a monkey.
Each of them had their sleeves rolled up and had all kinds of hideous tattoos on their bodies. They wore hats crookedly, held grass roots in their mouths, and wore thick gold chains around their necks. At a glance, they could be identified as gangsters from the port.
Lorraine glanced around and saw no guards in military uniforms around.
Leo looked at it and couldn't help but widen his eyes in surprise.
He looked down at the tax collector, then at the gangsters, and then murmured: "Grandma, when did these officers and soldiers become a family with the gangsters?"
Lorraine looked at the gangsters coldly, snorted coldly, and said: "Officers, soldiers and gangsters were originally rivals, but in order to make money, they naturally joined forces."
Leo tilted his head and glanced at him and said, "How could it be? Don't all the gangsters in the story have a sense of justice? They are just gangsters, not lackeys."
Lorraine smiled immediately and said: "Yes, they have a sense of justice and loyalty. But don't forget. These are all lies.
A bunch of gangsters want to get something for nothing, blackmail others, collect protection fees, sell white powder... They have done all kinds of bad things, but they say they have a sense of justice? It's like robbers who rob you of everything, but leave you a few copper coins for the fare.
Same.
Isn’t this a bad joke in itself?”
Leo turned his head and thought for a while, then spat heavily on the ground and said, "Grandma, that's it! According to this, they should be sent to a labor camp and have to work voluntarily for the rest of their lives."
While they were chatting for a while, those people had already arrived on the trestle.
Since there was only one passage here, they had to squeeze together and form a long queue. But they still looked at Lorraine and the others with ferocious expressions. Not only did they shout loudly, but they also waved flashlights in their hands from time to time.
Bright knives and maces were used to try to put psychological pressure on them.
But when they saw that the people on the other side didn't accept their tactics at all, they looked at them like fools. Feeling that their self-esteem was hurt, the gangsters put on more sinister expressions and shouted louder at the top of their lungs.
Although the tax collector fell to the ground, when he saw those people coming, he quickly crawled forward a few steps. He felt that he was out of Lorraine's threatening range, and then he got up from the ground.
He pressed his hand on the wound, then pointed at the people in Lorraine and laughed proudly, saying: "Your grandson is nothing more than a few untouchables. How dare you beat me? You have no chance of living today. I will kill you."
You, let out this bad breath.
I'm going to castrate that little fat man and sell him to a noble family to be a eunuch. As for that little girl, don't worry, I will sell you to the underground black market. I believe many nobles will like the one with blue hair."
As he spoke, he licked his plump lips in an extremely vulgar manner, with a look of vulgarity on his face.
Lorraine did not get angry, but said calmly to Vera: "Throw a lightning bolt over and have a look. I heard that in this case, chain lightning has the best light and shadow effect."
After hearing what Lorraine said, the tax collector immediately felt a buzzing sound in his head, as if it was exploding. In fear, he almost peed his pants.
What, what... Throw a chain lightning... Could it be... Could it be that the little blue-haired girl in a maid outfit is... a black magician?
No, no, this is absolutely impossible~!
The tyrannical and cruel black magician can never look like a doll.
Yes, they must be trying to scare people~!
As soon as he thought of this, he saw Vera clenching her hands, blue lightning balls began to gather, and the pupils of the tax collector's eyes immediately shrank to the size of a pinhead.
He felt as if his whole body was petrified, motionless, and could only stare blankly at the scene in front of him.
There was only one thought in my mind: I was dead.
At this time, those gangsters also saw the lightning in Vera's hand.
They originally thought that these foreigners came here alone and would be easy to bully, but they did not expect that there were magicians among them.
Every one of them was scared out of their wits.
What kind of justice is this~!
You say that you are a good magician who does not wear magic robes, but wears a black skirt and white hood, and white socks and black patent leather shoes on his feet. He looks like an innocent and lovely maid.
Is this... is this clearly fishing?
What is the status of dark mage on the mainland?
It’s not illegal to kill ordinary people like them~!
If you kill him, kill him. Except for the nobles, no one dares to chirp in front of the mage.
Someone with a quick mind shouted loudly: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, we are just here to take a look, but actually we are here to help you."
As they spoke, they accelerated towards this side.
These ruffians also knew that magicians were weak in close combat, so they planned to rush forward, and then they turned against everyone in Lorraine and killed them~!