Chapter 752 Robber Intensive Training Course (First update on the 1st, there will be another chapter later) Please vote for me~
The two people who were fighting were stunned for a moment: "When you come out to rob, do you still need to apply for a certificate?"
They looked at this chubby little fat man with an innocent smile on his face. He didn't look like he was talking nonsense. They hesitated for a moment, and then asked in unison: "International Robbery Qualification Committee, level 4 and 6 robbery qualifications...
What evidence? What is that?"
Leo corrected with a smile: "It's the International Bandit Qualification Committee, Level 4 and Level 6 Robbery Qualification Certificate. We are the most authoritative bandit qualification certification organization in the world. Only by passing the assessment and getting the qualification certificate can you go out to rob openly."
Everyone present was in a cold sweat. What was this little fat man talking nonsense? How could anyone come out to rob someone and be honest?
When will you have to be qualified to be a robber? Can't you just carry two knives and show your chest hair to open a business?
At this time, Leo glanced at them with a smile and asked aggressively: "Do you have any?"
The two men shook their heads together and said honestly: "We have never heard of that thing."
After they finished talking, they realized something was wrong. The little fat man didn't know him, but why did he feel a strange feeling that he had to answer his question.
House paused for a moment, then felt a little uneasy and asked softly to Wales next to him: "Do you need to apply for a certificate when you go out to rob? When did this rule come into being?"
Wales hesitated for a moment, and then said uncertainly: "This...I don't know much about this. However, our Semitic government requires a certificate no matter what we do. Mills have mill certificates, and hawkers have hawker certificates.
Firewood has a firewood cutting license, and even prostitutes have a license. Although I have never heard of the robbery license, you know that we will have a new charging item in the next two or three days.
If we don’t keep it together, do we really have this robbery certificate now?”
That last sentence was made in an upward tone, fully revealing the suspicion in his heart.
At this moment, Leo suddenly tightened his face and said: "So, you don't have a robbery certificate anymore. Grandma, you don't have a robbery certificate, and you work without a certificate. What are you doing out here? Ah~! Ah~~~!!
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If everyone were like you, unorganized and undisciplined, they could just pick up a knife and go to work. At that time, everyone would grab the knife and rob indiscriminately. The small thieves rob the common people, the big thieves rob the small thieves, and the big thieves rob the big ones.
Damn it, this is a mess. How to maintain our social order? How to strengthen our gangster organization? How can we do this glorious and great cause full of hope and light and with great future?"
He tilted his head back slightly, then held the two people between his lower eyelids, with a look of disdain on his face, pointed at the two people with his fat fingers, and continued to curse: "Your grandma is a bastard, what else can you say?"
, you guys who have no education, no systematic training, and no certificates are of low quality. You just know how to rob, have you ever thought about it?
It’s because of you little thieves and big stupid thieves that this promising and bright career with long vacations, high wages, generous benefits, and no need to pay taxes is looked down upon by others~!"
Everyone present felt a gust of cold wind blowing a few withered yellow leaves, blowing from the bottom of their hearts, making a whining sound.
Where did this little fat guy learn all these messy things? But why do these words seem to make sense?
It's true that people have to die when comparing with others, and goods have to be thrown away when comparing goods.
At his age, I was still playing in the mud and grabbing girls' pigtails.
Look at this person, now he is talking eloquently and knowledgeable at a young age. He is indeed a Semitic genius child and a powerful business tycoon.
The ideological realm is not on the same level.
Moreover, this genius was his own. Immediately and unconsciously, everyone's national pride was severely satisfied.
At this time, the two people also realized that this fat little guy was teasing them.
They immediately became angry. Wales pointed at Leo and cursed: "You little fat man, whose child is such a bastard, get out of here. It's not your turn for a little fat man to interfere in our affairs."
Leo hated people saying he was fat. After hearing what he said, he flew into a rage. He waved his fists and shouted angrily: "I'm blind to you, sir, I'm not fat at all~! Say it again!"
,Besides, believe it or not, I asked Xiaobai to step your shit out of your belly?"
After Xiaobai heard this, he immediately screamed twice and looked at the two people with evil intentions, squinting at this one and squinting at the other, as if he was sharpening his knife, fully showing the arrogance of a weak-legged fox pretending to be a tiger.
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The two knights looked at each other and then burst into laughter.
House pointed at Leo's little nose that was not shriveled up and looked a little flat, and said: "You little fat guy, don't look at the big pig with a long nose behind you, it looks weird, but don't forget,
We are all knights, and there are dozens of people with us, just the two of you. Master, I will take care of you with my fingers crossed."
As he spoke, he stretched out his finger and gave it a slight tick.
Xiaobai's eyes turned red immediately when he heard that brat calling him a 'big pig with a long nose', and he almost spit out fire.
Grandma, a scholar who cannot be killed or humiliated, actually called Uncle Bai, who is so handsome and good-looking, a big pig with a long nose.
My aunt can tolerate it, but my uncle cannot.
It didn't wait for Leo's order, roared wildly, and rushed over with long strides. It stretched out its long nose, stood up in the air, and swung it at House like an iron whip.
Xiaobai's running speed is not slow at all, especially when he starts very quickly.
House was stunned for a moment, and before he could react, Xiaobai had already arrived in front of him. House saw a long, snake-like black shadow coming from the side of his vision, filling his entire field of vision in an instant.
He just let out a scream in his throat, and then he was slapped by Xiaobai and flew out of the horse. Like a kite with a broken string, he drew a parabola and landed more than ten steps away.
The armor hit the ground heavily, making a clanging sound, like a can rolling on the ground, raising dust all over the sky.
When everyone saw this, they were suddenly covered in cold sweat. They all closed their mouths tightly and said nothing, lest they make any sound and draw Xiao Bai's hatred onto themselves.
Xiaobai was used to being used by everyone in Lorraine. He always took advantage and never suffered any losses. He had always had a very rough and rude temper. Now that his tail was being stepped on, he was naturally very angry.
If you dare to say that Uncle Xiaobai is a big pig with a long nose, then you are poking Uncle Xiaobai's lungs.
After it knocked the House away, it still felt unsatisfied. It immediately stared at the blood-red eyes and ran over again. It roared "Ouch~~!" and then stood up. The number 83
His big feet stomped on the ruffian's feet again and again.
Then I heard a jingling sound like a forge.
Bystanders saw that House's armor had been crushed.
After everyone heard the voice, they immediately shrank their necks. They knew in their hearts that the grandson was definitely in danger this time.
After a while, Xiaobai was so addicted that the guy at his feet didn't even make a grunting sound. He completely vented his anger, and then he shook his huge and fat penis with a grunt.
Turned back again.
At this time, Wales next to him was already dumbfounded, his mouth was wide open, and he was staring at Xiaobai blankly.
Xiaobai immediately glared at him fiercely, ready to attack.
Wales was so frightened that he threw the guy in his hand away and hurriedly waved his hands to show that he was absolutely not hostile.
Xiaobai immediately snorted at him with a long nose, then turned back and stood behind Leo.
Leo looked at it, smiled immediately, and praised: "Xiao Bai, you did a good job. Next time someone doesn't open your eyes, just deal with him like this."
Xiaobai immediately raised his head proudly and neighed.
But then Leo said seductively: "But, have you forgotten something?"
Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, blinked his big, innocent and clear eyes, and then suddenly realized, the long nose tapped his forehead lightly, and then ran back, ran to House who was lying on the ground, and then touched him
Turned it over again.
Whatever rings, wallets, necklaces, jewelry, whatever I could find, I immediately snatched them all up with a twist of my nose, and then happily put them into my big pocket.
You know, touching corpses has always been one of Xiaobai's favorites.
Although it always has a dark hand, it often fails to produce any treasures.
But it still enjoys it, and even if others want to help, it won't let it.
After a while, it came back calmly.
Everyone present was stunned. They almost paid homage to this fat and fat little white elephant - he was really ruthless and ruthless. He was like a god. No one could mess with him.
Get up~!
At this moment, a low sound of gunfire was heard in the distance.
Everyone was surprised to find that House, who had fallen on the ground, moved twice more. After Xiaobai punished the ruffian, he was still not dead????
At this time, House's subordinates did not dare to neglect, and ran over cautiously.
Only then did they discover that the set of ancestral armor had saved House's life. The armor was all made of steel and was extremely hard. Although many places had collapsed under Xiaobai's step, there were still some parts left after all.
It took some space and protected House's body.
They immediately helped House take off his armor, because some places were completely deformed by Xiaobai's step. In order to rescue House, they had to take out iron rods, steel knives and other things, and cut those parts into pieces.
The armor was pried open bit by bit and destroyed. The ancestral armor was quickly broken into several pieces.
It took them a long time to free House from the armor. After a brief inspection, they found that House had only suffered minor injuries, a mild concussion, and a bruise on his arm.
There are some mild fractures, and the person is also slightly confused.
Other than that, there are no injuries.
People around him couldn't help but sigh, this guy is really lucky.
The leader of the guards looked at House's disgraced look, hesitated for a moment, and said: "Master, should we...shall we go back for the time being, and then make sufficient preparations before we come out to rob people?"
House hummed softly twice, then thought for a moment, and finally said tremblingly: "Okay, let's just turn in for now and make plans later."
After saying that, he immediately relaxed a lot. The word "turn in" was something he had just learned. Now he was learning to use it, and he realized that this word sounded much better than "escape".
The group of people immediately lifted House, retrieved the frightened horse, and headed back dejectedly.
At this moment, a voice from the side came: "Wait a minute~!"
The voice was childish and clear, clearly reaching everyone's ears.
When everyone heard that voice, they immediately trembled all over.
They turned around, and sure enough, they saw the fat little fat guy just now, with one hand on his hips and the other touching his plump chin, squinting and looking at them with a wicked smile.
The person who saw this smile felt a chill, as if being stared at by a poisonous snake.
Nahouse said hoarsely and tremblingly: "You...what else do you want?"
Leo chuckled and said, "What do I want to do?"
Vera saw his vulgar look, and immediately coughed softly next to him.
Leo reacted immediately, hurriedly put a straight face on his face, and said seriously: "I think you can be regarded as a promising talent in the bandit world, and maybe you will also have a unique genius that is not seen in a century. I am a person who can't see it.
I have always liked talents, so I decided after research..."
He took a deep breath, his dark and bright eyes emitted a fascinating light, and then announced loudly: "Open... training... class for Bandit Level 4 and Level 6 exam, class after class, class after class..."
The sound of the last word kept getting lower and lower, imitating the echo between heaven and earth.
After Leo finished speaking, he breathed a few times from exhaustion, but found that everyone was staring at him blankly, and immediately reminded him dissatisfied: "Hey, hey, you can applaud, grandma, this little thing is necessary
Do I remind you?"
Everyone looked at each other, and then saw behind Leo, the huge white elephant bared its teeth and glared at them viciously. It was just waiting for an order to rush over.
On both sides of Xiao Bai, as many as a hundred Royal Guards lined up, half-surrounding everyone.
One by one, they held bows with expressionless faces and aimed at the robbers who had changed jobs halfway. The backs of the bows made a snapping sound when they were pulled, and the steel tips at the tips of the arrows shone with little cold light, just like in the night sky.
like stars.
Those people immediately felt their scalps numb. Whether it was Xiaobai or the rain of arrows from behind, any one of them was enough to kill them dozens of times like Li Ting sweeping acupuncture points.
In desperation, they all had to raise their hands and pat each other a few times.
Leo listened to the sparse applause, but immediately didn't care.
He waved his little hand, then raised his belly and said loudly: "Okay, it seems that you all agree. In order to adapt to the new development situation of higher education in the bandit world, we, Lingshan Clan, improve the quality of teaching and meet the needs of the new era.
, our gangster community needs to cultivate talents. Cultivate comprehensive talents who can "grow up, go out, run fast enough, grab back, never miss, and will not be caught"..."
He spoke for a full fifteen minutes without taking a breath, and he didn't even drink any water, but he was still full of energy and his voice was loud, fully demonstrating the bragging of a future politician...well, politics
The gift of public speaking.
Everyone was listening below, and they all looked at each other for a moment. Listening to this, they were beating drums in their hearts, not knowing what this little fat man was planning to do.
Finally, Leo paused and said loudly: "According to the higher education syllabus requirements of the International Bandit Qualification Committee, our first Semitic Bandit Qualification Level 4 and 6 Comprehensive Skills Exam Training Class is now grandly opening~!!!
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The crowd immediately applauded enthusiastically without waiting for any reminder.
Leo immediately nodded with satisfaction and said with admiration: "Well, very good, very good, you bastards learn things very quickly. You are smart enough and have many talents that can be developed! I like it."
He walked up to House, looked at him with a smile, and said, "Congratulations, Mr. House, you are the second student in our training class."
House was dumbfounded at first, but he couldn't help but was stunned for a moment and said curiously: "I am the second one, so who is the first one?"
Leo chuckled and pointed to the side.
House glanced at it, and even though he was in pain, he couldn't help but laugh loudly.
They saw that Wales had been taken down by them, and a four-horse man with four hoofs tied up with ropes was tied like a fat pig waiting to be slaughtered. Next to him, his bodyguards and servants all held their heads in their hands and squatted down obediently.
On the ground.
It turned out that when House was rescued from the armor by his own men, Wales saw something was wrong and wanted to escape, but the Guards kept pushing against them. The moment Wales moved, the Guards swarmed up and killed him cleanly.
Wales won.
House couldn't believe it, pointed at Wales, and then asked Leo: "You mean, he is the first student in your intensive bandit training class?"
Leo chuckled and corrected: "We, you should say us, he is the first in our intensive training class for the Bandit Level 4 and Level 6 Qualification Examination, and you are the second. Although there are only the two of you for the time being, we must
Hold on. Don't give up.
I believe that in the near future, we will definitely be able to carry forward our success. There will definitely be lots of peach blossoms all over the world."
House hesitated for a moment. Then he realized that Leo was looking at him like he was looking at a fat pig waiting to be slaughtered. He couldn't help but swallowed, and then asked tentatively: "Is it okay if I don't participate?"
Leo immediately became furious and said: "What? I was entrusted by the International Bandit Qualification Committee to organize this training class for you. How dare you, a little thief, not participate in it?"
You bastard mother, I’m giving you a chance, but you don’t cherish it so much. You’re really hopeless, hopeless~!”
For a moment, Leo felt very sad for this lost young man. Then he shouted loudly: "Xiao Bai, don't give me face, he has no armor this time..." (To be continued. If you like
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