Chapter 854 Can only be beautiful if it is inserted in bull shit
Chapter 854: Flowers can only be more beautiful if they are inserted in cow dung (please vote)
After hearing what Lorraine said, Adele couldn't help but feel moved in her heart.
Going home, what a wonderful thing it is. You can take off all the pretense, relax completely, do whatever you like, and wash away the fatigue. There is absolutely no need to be like now, all the time.
They are all taut, worried that some flaw will be exposed and the enemy will see through it, causing their success to fail.
But then she followed Lorraine's gaze and saw Claudia not far away. She was helping her members, gesticulating, and quarreling with the knights responsible for reviewing.
Adele immediately nodded slightly and commented quite expertly, saying: "Well, not bad, she looks like a beauty."
Lorraine's heart suddenly jumped and she could only laugh dryly twice.
Adele turned back again, stared at Lorraine seriously, then sighed softly and said: "Oh, what can I say? He looks like this, and he can still be deceived.
When a young girl comes to visit me, should I praise her for her good taste? Or should I say that her taste is too bad?"
Lorraine immediately smiled dryly and said: "Of course Miss Dai'er has bright eyes and a keen eye for recognizing people. Not only is she charming and charming, she can conquer the country and bring disaster to the country and the people. She is also extremely smart and has a blue heart.
She is a peerless beauty."
Although Adele was jealous in her heart, hearing him praise her so much, she still couldn't help but reveal a smile on her lips and said: "Stop flattering~!"
Lorraine's eyes widened in earnest and said: "Why am I flattering you? I have a conscience, I am telling the truth, there is nothing false at all. You know I hate lying the most..."
After hearing this, Adele hurriedly stretched out her hand and put it on his arm, saying: "Okay, okay. There are so many people, so please stop making trouble. Be careful of being exposed."
Lorraine suddenly breathed a long sigh of relief deep in her heart, but on the surface she still said in admiration: "Yes, yes, you are still smart, Dai'er. I was so anxious just now that I almost didn't think of it."
Adele rolled her eyes and cursed in her mind: This bastard has more hair than a monkey, how could he make such a low-level mistake~! He can't even tell a lie.
But at the same time, a trace of warmth could not help but rise in his heart. He indeed still cared about himself, otherwise, he would not have said such words to make himself happy.
However, in the blink of an eye, he saw Claudia next to him, and he immediately felt angry again: Before coming out, the people at home also told him that they must keep an eye on him, lest that bastard mess with him.
Twist three.
Although essentially speaking, he has a group of tigresses closely guarding him, so he doesn't have the guts. But this ruffian is really too good, and maybe his luck will rise on his own. And many times, he does too.
Too soft-hearted.
And everyone unanimously recognized that he was an out-and-out vixen. Naturally, he had rich experience in dealing with vixens. After all, this kind of cannibalism has been the most cruel since ancient times.
Therefore, everyone entrusted this important task to themselves, hoping that they could bring him back safely. As a result, the current situation is really not optimistic. Even if he is dressed up as a dead white-headed guy, there are still people up there.
Paste backwards.
It's not good for me to do things right now. After I go back, you guys may have your own criticism meeting~!
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but feel bitter again, then she stretched out her hand and found a piece of tender meat on Lorraine's waist very skillfully. Then, she pinched it with two fingers, and then twisted a three hundred and sixty in an extremely skillful way.
full rotation.
Lorraine gritted her teeth in pain, but she didn't dare to make the slightest move.
Adele looked at his appearance, but couldn't help feeling a little heartbroken. She hurriedly released her slender fingers, hesitated for a moment, and then gently rubbed him twice. While rubbing, she secretly felt resentful in her heart.
Scolding myself for not living up to expectations, I could only curse in a low voice in the end: "I really owed you in my previous life~!"
Lorraine couldn't help laughing, and then said: "I know that although our Dai'er looks like a vixen on the outside, she is actually very gentle and kind on the inside."
Adele snorted coldly, but then her eyes changed, she gently pushed Lorraine and said: "Sit down quickly, we have something to do."
Lorraine hesitated for a moment, then sat up straight, and then said loudly while laughing, "Today's weather is indeed good."
Adele also changed her voice and said loudly: "Yes, yes. Thanks to the wise leadership of His Royal Highness Prince Reuenthar, we Semites can live a happy and beautiful life. Our Semites gave birth to Prince Reuenthar."
Such a wise and powerful leader is really blessed and favored by the great devil. Haha, hahaha..."
The knight leader who was interrogating everyone next to him couldn't help but turn his head, looked at the two of them seriously, and then said with a smile: "You two are indeed outstanding people of our Semitic tribe. If you go back, you will also
If you greatly publicize His Highness the Prince's deeds, we will be rewarded heavily."
Lorraine immediately smiled and said, "Yes, this is what we should do."
The knight also laughed, then turned his head and continued to question the rest of the people.
At this time, Claudia walked over with a strange expression.
Lorraine stood up hurriedly, lowered her voice, and asked softly: "What? Did you fool those dog officials?"
Claudia immediately looked at him in surprise. Just a moment ago, he was still praising people, but as soon as he turned around, he secretly cursed people. The contrast was really too big.
In the end, she couldn't help but burst out laughing. She gave Lorraine a charming look and cursed in a low voice: "You are a duplicitous hypocrite."
But he also realized his gaffe, and hurriedly tightened his face. Then he turned his head, looked at Adele next to him, and said in a longer voice: "This is..."
Adele snorted coldly, and then crossed her legs: The seniors must have the style of the seniors. Although this pretty circus owner is indeed good, but when the time comes, he must behave honestly.
Make a toast with tea and call me sister.
Lorraine couldn't help sweating after looking at it, and then hurriedly explained: "This is a friend I just met. Uh..."
He forgot Adele's pseudonym for a moment, and couldn't help but be startled and looked at her.
Adele blinked, then looked at Claudia and said: "Anderson, Dark Lord Anderson."
Although Claudia came menacingly, her beautiful eyes couldn't help but flicker. The other party was a noble. Although the Dark Lord was the lowest level among the nobles, he was not something that a common man like herself could offend.
Affordable.
At this time, Adele sighed softly, then stood up calmly, and said to Lorraine: "We had a great chat today. I hope we can meet again in the future."
After saying that, she blinked her pretty eyes and gave her a wink, then turned around and walked upstairs.
Lorraine was startled for a moment, looking at the mischievous smile on Adele's lips, she felt something was wrong. Then, she woke up. She had just suffered this loss not long ago, and she didn't expect this woman to actually
So he used it again.
She is dressed like a fat middle-aged man, and coupled with her tone and actions, isn't it obvious that people will misunderstand her?
Before Lorraine had time to speak, she heard Claudia curse angrily in a low voice: "Are you still playing tricks on your back now?"
"Damn~!" Lorraine couldn't help but cursed angrily and said: "I'm not playing now, bah bah bah bah, I've never played before, okay~!"
Claudia stamped her feet, almost crying, and said: "You think I'm blind, don't you see? I've done this to you, but you still play with me like this?"
"Which one should I play? I'll play a hard one for you now, so you can take a good look~!" Lorraine couldn't help but cursed in a low voice, and then pulled Claudia over.
As she screamed, he viciously pushed her down on the sofa.
Claudia was immediately ashamed, this was in public.
She hurriedly shouted: "Let me go, let me go..."
While shouting, he raised his show fist and kept beating Lorraine's chest.
But at this time, Lorraine sneered. She was too lazy to talk nonsense, and immediately kissed her hard.
Practice is the only criterion for testing truth. Talking about one thousand and preaching ten thousand is not as good as actually taking action.
Claudia's body stiffened, and then the beating became weak. Then, with a squeak, a pair of jade arms stretched out like a spiritual snake and wrapped tightly around Lorraine's neck.
Her soft and delicate body trembled and pressed tightly against Lorraine's body.
Everyone nearby looked at it and couldn't help but sigh.
"Grandma, what a flower, actually stuck in cow dung."
"What a world. This weird uncle is actually so popular."
"mbd~! Later I will also dye my white hair."
"..."
But the two people turned a deaf ear to this and were already deeply lost in the fierce kiss.
After a long time, the two separated.
At this time, Claudia's pretty face was as red as jade and was almost bleeding. Her originally bright eyes were slightly absent-minded at this time, and she slowly opened them with some aftertaste and reluctance. She saw that there was also
It is filled with a layer of rose-like water color, so charming that it almost drips with water.
Lorraine gasped and sighed secretly: I want to prove my orientation, but the price is too high. I almost died. Isn't it said that women have small lung capacity? Why can't I breathe?
Here we are, but she doesn’t move at all? Could it be that these big breasts can really store a lot of energy?
He paused for a moment, then touched the corners of his aching mouth and said, "Now, do you believe it? I'm warning you, if you dare to say you don't believe it again, and you dare to say that I'm repeating it, believe it or not.
I will carry you on my back tonight~!"
Claudia immediately blushed, and when she saw the scorching gazes from people not far away, she was so ashamed that she couldn't even raise her head. She was so 'high' just now.
She lightly punched Lorraine and said in a sweet voice: "I hate it. There are so many people. You are not allowed to do this in the future. You are shameless, and I still want shame."
Lorraine immediately snorted coldly. Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly felt something was wrong. He was keenly aware that among the crowded people in the living room, there was a fierce and vicious look looking at him.
He raised his head and looked in the direction of the gaze, but found that the gaze had disappeared. Everyone looked at him with envious and jealous eyes, half-smiling but not smiling.
Lorraine scanned back and forth a few more times, but still found nothing. She could only sigh softly.
Claudia saw something wrong with his expression and asked with concern: "What's wrong with you?"
Lorraine smiled and said, "It's nothing. I just saw money falling on the ground, but when I looked carefully, I saw it wrong."
Although he remained calm on the surface, he became more cautious in his heart.
After all, you are in a different place and you have to be careful. What you do is of great importance, so you have to be vigilant at all times.
Claudia didn't pay attention. She glanced at the people around her and then whispered: "There are so many people here. I... went upstairs. Are you... are you coming?"
As he said this, he didn't know that he was thinking of something very pornographic and violent. His pretty face turned red and he lowered his head shyly.
Listening to her question, Lorraine was suddenly moved. Girls are so shameless that they invite you to go upstairs. If you encounter such a good thing, as long as it belongs to a man, even if you have a broken leg, you have to climb up.
~!
Claudia looked at his eyes gleaming and looking like an animal. She couldn't help but feel panicked and her heart was pounding. Then she turned her head and ran upstairs.
When he reached the second floor, he turned around again, his pretty face full of spring, and glanced at Lorraine meaningfully.
Lorraine also stood up hurriedly at this time.
At this moment, I suddenly heard the unique sonorous and powerful sound of military boots stepping on the ground from outside the door.
Immediately afterwards, a knight wearing armor and a red feather on his head was seen in front of the store.
All the knights in the store saw this and immediately did not dare to neglect. They all put down their work and straightened their chests to salute the man.
The knight didn't return the greeting, just waved lightly, then looked at the people in the living room, frowned, and said in a deep voice: "I heard that you have a circus here, right? Where are they?
?”
Claudia listened to the man's words upstairs and couldn't help but be startled. Then, a panic suddenly rose in her heart - what are they looking for us for? We haven't broken any laws? Could it be... Could it be that they are looking for the white-headed guy?
of?
In an instant, her heart dropped to the bottom of the valley. The fear and cold had almost reached her bones, freezing her to death.
She glanced at Lorraine and saw that although he didn't speak, he was still smiling, as if he had calmed down immediately. Then she said tremblingly: "I...I am the owner of the circus."
The knight couldn't help being surprised when he saw that this circus actually had a female boss, and she was not very young, and he looked at her carefully.
Claudia bit her lip, raised her eyebrows, and said, "Excuse me, sir, is there anything I can do for you?"
The knight hesitated for a moment, then laughed and said: "What a young and beautiful boss~! I never thought that this poor place could have such a charming beauty."
Hearing the teasing tone in his words, Claudia frowned, showed an indifferent expression, and asked softly again: "I don't know, is there anything I can do for you?"
The knight looked at her distant look and couldn't help but smile awkwardly.
The rest of the people present all praised Claudia loudly in their hearts: This girl is indeed our son and daughter of Lei Shan. She is strong, chaste and fierce. Once she has her heart set on something, she will never change it.
Even though that guy is... no, a dead old guy who is like a piece of shit, and this one is a handsome, young and promising knight with a bright future. There is a huge difference between the two,
But she still didn't waver at all~!
At the same time, they were also secretly sad. What good could that dead white-headed guy do? Those girls all fell in love with him. It was really a secret investment and a waste of natural resources...
The knight followed everyone's gaze and looked at Lorraine. Seeing that he had gray hair, he was obviously not young. But when Claudia looked at him, there was deep friendship in her eyes. Even a blind man could do it.
See the relationship between the two of them.
The knight couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, murmured a sigh, and said: "It's really like flowers stuck on cow dung."
Lorraine snorted coldly and said: "Do you care? What's wrong with putting flowers on cow dung? People are willing to put flowers on them. Besides, if flowers want to bloom more beautifully, they have to rely on cow dung.
Does fertility nourish better?
If you put it in a vase or something like that, although it looks good at the time, no matter how beautiful the flowers are, they will wither and wither after a short time."
As he spoke, he kept looking at the knight opposite, feeling secretly nervous.
Lorraine knew that knight, and they had interacted with each other a lot when they were seeing off his bride. They had seen each other.
Originally, he didn't want to expose himself at this time. But now that the other party has come to the door, if he doesn't speak, it will arouse people's suspicion even more.
However, it was obvious that his makeup skills were excellent. Moreover, the knight would never have expected that the fugitive they were hunting down would be bold enough to talk in front of him.
The knight was scolded by Lorraine at this time. He couldn't help but snorted coldly, and then said: "What a sharp tongue."
He paused for a moment, fearing that Lorraine's sharp words would make him unable to get off the stage in front of everyone, so he immediately turned his head and looked at Claudia, then flew from the tunnel and said: "Madam leader, our prince heard that there is a circus here.
, I am very happy. I hope you can perform a show for us tonight to reward the soldiers who braved the wind and snow to fight for the victory."
Claudia let out a sigh of relief in her heart. It turned out that this was what happened. They were not here to catch this white-headed guy. In other words, this white-headed guy was not the evil thief or spy who killed a thousand people.
She almost jumped with joy in her heart, but she remained calm on the outside. She hesitated for a moment, and then said: "This fee..."
The knight immediately smiled and said: "Don't worry about the cost. As long as you perform well, our prince will naturally be rewarded heavily."
Claudia then smiled brightly and said, "Thank you, sir. We will definitely perform seriously when the time comes."
The knight nodded, then looked at her with some regret, then turned around and left the inn.
Lorraine looked at his back, couldn't help but feel something in her heart, and murmured: "This is really good news that will bring disaster to the world."