Chapter eight hundred and sixty-one monk chanting crooked mouth
Chapter 861 The crooked-mouthed monk chants sutras (asking for votes)
"Sincerely, Lord Dotre, it is almost the end of the year, and my soldiers are working extremely hard on the road for the country and the people. Therefore, I specially invite the circus to comfort the soldiers and boost the morale of our army. With high morale, we will continue to work hard and strive to capture the human gangsters as soon as possible.
.Reproduce the customs and customs of our Semitic people who have long-term peace and stability and never pick up lost things on the way...
Since the soldiers are away from home, they do not have their pay and wages with them. Therefore, I hope that you can help solve the expenses incurred by the labor force..."
The document was written in an extremely elegant manner, and it also used a lot of elegant ancient styles, which was a bit hard to pronounce. Moreover, the name was signed below in cursive script, which is the most popular among nobles. Finally, he pressed
Made a ring crest.
After Cavinson finished reading, he still felt a little puzzled. How could this document be asking for money? But what did the smiling guy, who didn't look like a good guy at first glance, said, it was a gift to himself.
Coming?
He was very confused, then he raised his head and looked at Lorraine. Seeing a strange smile on his face, he felt very strange. Then he lowered his head again and looked at it carefully twice, but...
Still can't find any opportunities to make money.
Cavinson rolled his eyes, and he wanted to order his men to drive Lorraine out. After all, the dead white-headed guy smiled so hatefully, as if he was looking at a stupid pig. But then, the 10,000 gold coins
The profits prevailed.
He pondered for a moment, then threw the document on the table, looked up at Lorraine, and said: "Brother, we are all straightforward people. I hope you can give me some advice on what is so mysterious about this document."
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"He...his name is Brother Baldhead?" Claudia listened nearby, and her bright eyes suddenly widened. You must know that when dealing with big shots like her in the past, she always had to have a smiling face.
, even groveling. And you have to give a lot of gold coins in order to get a smiling face back.
And this damn fat guy didn’t do anything, he just talked nonsense. That damn fat city guard called him ‘brother’? The contrast was really too big.
But at the same time, she also felt a sense of joy in her heart. After all, the greater Lorraine's ability, the more her vision became apparent, right?
Moreover, how many of these women don’t want their boyfriends to be more capable? Just sit at home and have LV, Prada, Chanel, Chow Tai Fook, etc. all come rolling in?
She looked at Lorraine, and for a moment she felt like she was seeing a little fox with a big fat chicken. There was a faint smile on the corner of her mouth, and her eyes became a little lewd.
Lorraine didn't realize it at all. Looking at the willing gaze cast by the city guard, he immediately smiled and said: "I have been sitting here for so long and I don't even have a sip of water. My lord, although you are also the guard of a city, every day
You work hard for the people, but you have to take care of yourself and not be too tired, right? If you collapse from exhaustion, who will we, the common people, rely on in the future? Sir, you must..."
Cavinson smiled bitterly, then stretched out his hand and said, "Stop, stop. Let's discuss this flattery later when we have time. I know what you want to say."
He paused for a moment, then walked towards the door and shouted loudly: "Here, bring two cups... uh, three cups of tea."
As he spoke, Cavinson glanced at Lorraine and saw that he was still smiling. He couldn't help but feel his heart skip a beat, and then hurriedly corrected himself: "Send three cups of good tea."
The attendant outside the door seemed to be extremely surprised. He waited for a moment until he was sure that the Cavinson guard would not change his mind again, then he agreed, then turned and walked out.
After a while, someone opened the door and came in, placed the tea in front of them, and then left.
Lorraine picked up the tea cup, then took a sip gently, and couldn't help but frown slightly: This tea is definitely not pure high-quality black tea imported from the East, but is mixed with a large amount of high-quality black tea.
Other inferior tea leaves.
At first, he thought that this damn fat man was fooling him, and he couldn't help but cursed twice in his heart. But then he saw that the city guard was also cautious when drinking tea. He picked up the tea cup and only dared to sip it in small sips.
It's like drinking cat poop coffee worth its weight in gold.
Lorraine immediately knew that this fat man looked a bit aristocratic, but he had never seen anything good. He was at best a second-generation upstart. Although he was not as good as Song Taizu who used a urinal as a kettle, he was not much better.
go.
Cavinson looked at his tea, and he was about to shed tears of heartache. This was the best black tea for him. Normally, he would only take it out and serve it when the superior officer came to inspect. But today, he gave it to
It's really a waste to save these two civilians.
At the same time, he also made up his mind. He took out such a good thing. If that dead old man couldn't tell me one, two, three, he would capture him and send him to the quarry to treat him well.
Practice for thirty to fifty years.
He was also a cunning and treacherous person. Although he was a little anxious, he didn't dare to appear too impatient when he saw Lorraine holding the tea cup with a leisurely look.
He also patiently drank two sips of tea, then raised his eyes, looked at Lorraine, and said: "Sir, is this tea good? It is imported from the distant country of Seris. It tastes very good.
Originally, I still have some Earl Gray black tea here that was passed down from the human race."
Claudia's eyes widened immediately after hearing this, "Earl Gray Black Tea", only those ladies and ladies from wealthy aristocratic families who are idle and bored can afford to drink it.
The way Cavinson looked at her, he immediately realized that he had made a mistake. His heart trembled, and he shouted that he had made a mistake: Isn't it heartless to show off in front of creditors and wait for them to collect debts?
At this time, you must cry out loudly to block their mouths. In this way, they will be embarrassed to ask for money like a lion opening its mouth.
And even if you have to give money, it was originally three thousand, but after this cry of poverty, maybe three hundred is enough.
Therefore, he rolled his eyes and hurriedly added: "What a pity, you guys came a little late.
The economy was already in a slump, but Standard & Poor's has lowered our credit rating again. Moreover, this year's fiscal budget is insufficient, and the Earl Gray tea has long been gone."
Don’t talk about it, when we had a banquet of tortoises in the past, we could still eat it with eggs..."
Claudia couldn't help but exclaimed when she heard this. Her cheeks turned red and she was extremely ashamed. She cursed in her heart: Why does this damn fat man speak so vulgarly? He is of low quality, how can he look like an aristocrat?
Seeing her look, Cavinson blushed immediately, and then stammered: "Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ma'am, I didn't mean that. Actually...actually..."
Lorraine sighed at the side, and then explained: "I know this. When we were having a feast of bastards, because the eggs were difficult to clip, someone specially used thin threads to string all the bastard eggs together for the convenience of customers.
Edible. Because you can pull the eggs with a string and eat them, that’s why the Lord Cavinson City Guard came up with this term.”
Cavinson slapped his thigh excitedly, then pointed at Lorraine and shouted repeatedly: "Yes, yes. That's what I mean, that's what I mean."
As he spoke, he glanced at Lorraine gratefully, and made up his mind. Just because of the knowledge and knowledge of this damn white-headed guy, if he really asked for money later, I would give him three dollars.
A gold coin, uh, two, no, let’s forget one~!
Claudia also glanced at Lorraine in surprise, and secretly wondered: What did this ruffian do before? It’s okay to know a lot of things, but he actually knows everything about the things on the aristocratic table. This is really amazing.
Strange.
Could it be that he is an aristocratic official who disguised himself and paid a private visit?
But then Claudia denied this idea: Bah~! Those dog officials are lazier than pigs. If you expect them to be able to work, you might as well expect the old sow to climb a tree~!
At this time, Cavinson coughed lightly, and then continued: "Where did I just talk about? Oh, that's right~! I talked about eating the eggs."
He paused for a moment, then sighed: "You don't know, in order to be frugal and save money, we have omitted all these ridiculous threads. We also laid off the person who specializes in stringing eggs with threads.
When eating eggs, we could only hold a knife and fork and fork one by one. If we accidentally dropped them on the ground, we quickly picked them up from the ground, patted the dust on them, and then stuffed them into our mouths.
Nowadays, we only dare to have work dinners fourteen times a week, which greatly affects work efficiency. But there is no way, who makes us the officials of our Leishan?
After eating this bowl of rice, we must work hard and work conscientiously to share the country's worries and solve the people's problems. If we cannot do this, we might as well go home and sell sweet potatoes.
Do you think so?"
Claudia's face turned a little green as she listened.
Grandma, are you still frugal? Are you still frugal? What if you idiots don't eat it? Save the thread that strings eggs and lay off the person who strings eggs with string. That's the end of it? You are just frugal and frugal.
Already?
And have work dinners together fourteen times a week?
mlgbd~! How many meals did you eat this week?
I have seen shameless people before, but I have never seen such shameless people.
In the past, when dealing with those city guard officials, I just gave them some money, some gifts, and a smile. I never knew that this bunch of bastards actually lived like this.
She felt as if the little flame in her heart was poured with gasoline, and kept going up. She wanted to risk her life, pointed at the fat man's nose, and cursed a few words.
But seeing the extremely serious and serious look on Cavinson's fat face, I couldn't help but hesitate for a moment, and understood in an instant.
When these people said these words, they really thought so in their hearts, and they really thought that they had made a great contribution.
Claudia felt dumbfounded, and even had no energy to argue. She just felt a faint sense of despair - mbd, we spent so much money to raise such a bunch of things~!
Lorraine looked at the expression on her face and immediately gave her a fierce look, then turned to look at Cavinson and said with a smile: "Your Excellency really cares about the people and loves the people like a son."
Cavinson laughed, then waved his fat hands and said: "Don't say this, don't say this."
He paused for a moment, and looking at Claudia's frown and sad look on her face, it seemed that the Marquis of Fire was almost done. After his complaints, they were probably embarrassed to ask him for money again.
I couldn't help but secretly laugh in my heart: You are still a little too young to fight with me. However, this damn white-headed guy has always been flattering, with a face that shows no emotion or anger. He seems to be a master, so I still have to be more careful.
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He made up his mind, then changed his tone, looked at Lorraine, and said: "Brother, you'd better tell me your idea as soon as possible. Although this city guard can't say that he has everything to do every day, he has thousands of opportunities.
There is still some. This time is extremely precious, so let’s stop going around in circles.”
As he spoke, he lightly patted the table, making a soft 'thunk' sound.
Immediately afterwards, the fat bear's body shook, and the official authority and domineering power of the city guard was lost.
Lorraine couldn't help but smile, and then said: "That's it, sir."
He slowly pushed the document over, then pointed to the words written on it and said, "Sir, take a closer look. Are there numbers written on it?"
Cavinson narrowed his eyes, looked at those words, and then said: "The resulting expenses..."
He pondered for a moment, a cold light flashed in his eyes, and then said: "This is indeed good, there is no number written on it..."
Lorraine smiled and added: "This does not mean that you can fill in as much as you want, we only need our share. As for the extra, it will naturally be yours."
Claudia was immediately shocked: reporting false accounts and taking kickbacks is illegal. If found out, she might go to jail.
She was about to speak, but then Lorraine gave her a sharp look.
Claudia opened her mouth, and finally bowed her head obediently. It would be a troublesome thing if it was found out in the future, but now if she doesn't have money to eat, she will starve to death. As for the future, then
Let’s talk about it later~!
She thought rather discouragedly: Who made her so unlucky that she happened to encounter the evil thief Lorraine sent by the human race to cause trouble?
Cavinson keenly saw the eye contact between the two of them, and his green bean eyes couldn't help but blink, and then he laughed and said: "It seems that you are also a person of this way~! Then let's not tell lies in front of real people.
talk."
He stretched out his index finger and pointed at the document a few times, then shook his head and said with a smile: "How much money can this cost? A performance, even if it is a performance by the Royal Court Art Troupe, can only cost three to five hundred at best.
Gold coins. Even if it is written in larger terms, it is only six to seven hundred gold coins.
Moreover, there are also your performance fees included. If this money fell into my hands, it would only be a mere hundred."
As he spoke, he laughed, leaned back, with a look of disdain on his face, and said: "I have just told you so much because your life is not easy. If you are only at this level...
…”
At this point, he stopped and just shook his head and smiled.
Claudia was angry and anxious in her heart. This fat pig was so shy and blatantly asked for kickbacks. Moreover, one hundred gold coins was not enough. He was really not the same thing.
But in her heart, she also hopes to get the money as soon as possible. After all, the circus has not performed well during this period, and can only barely make ends meet.
Thinking of this, she couldn't help turning her head and looked at Lorraine with determination.
At this time, Lorraine remained calm, just smiled slightly, and then said: "Sir, you just read this sentence, but do you want to look up again?"
Cavinson couldn't help but his eyes flashed when he saw Lorraine's confident look.
He lowered his head, then looked at the words above, and read carefully: "It is almost the end of the year, and my soldiers are running around for the country and the people, working extremely hard. Therefore, we specially invite the circus to comfort the soldiers and boost the morale of our army.
.High morale and keep up the good work. Strive to capture the human gangsters as soon as possible..."
Lorraine immediately stopped and said, "Sir, this is the section, please think about it carefully."
Cavinson glanced at him suspiciously, then lowered his head and read it carefully twice. Faintly, he seemed to have thought of something.
At this time, Lorraine had already smiled and said: "Sir, you are indeed wise and wise. You have a sharp gaze and you have noticed it at a glance."
Cavinson was stunned for a moment, secretly wondering, what did I notice about me?
But he didn't dare to say that he was a loser. He didn't understand it at all, so he could only act carelessly and laugh.
Lorraine smiled and said: "Although His Royal Highness the Prince wrote this document, he did not explain who he wanted to comfort and...how many soldiers."
Cavinson was startled for a moment, then thought about it carefully, then slapped his thigh hard, then blushed and shouted loudly: "Yes, yes. That's what I mean, that's what I mean. Hahahaha...
"
For a moment, his eyes shone with excitement, and he said loudly and happily: "Now that I have become prosperous, I must live a good and prosperous year. This God of Wealth is coming, and I can't even stop him. Haha."
Ha ha……"
As he said this, he and Lorraine looked at each other, and the two of them suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.
Claudia looked at the two of them laughing there, and couldn't help but feel a little scared in her heart: There is nothing wrong with these two people, right?
She gently pulled Lorraine, and then whispered: "What on earth is going on?"
Lorraine smiled, and seeing that the city lord was still laughing, he explained: "His Royal Highness's document did not indicate which soldiers he was sending condolences to.
His Royal Highness the Prince’s cavalry are soldiers. Could it be said that all the city guards in this city are not soldiers? Are the city guards stationed outside not soldiers?”
Claudia was stunned for a moment, then murmured: "What you mean is..."
Lorraine smiled and said: "This means that after he gets the documents, he can let our circus go to their military camp to perform condolences. And he is still confident that no matter who comes to check, he can go there with the order.
The man's face was slapped: Look, this is an order from His Highness the Prince, and the city guard is just executing His Majesty's orders."
Cavinson immediately laughed and nodded, saying: "Yes, yes. That's it."
Claudia couldn't help but exclaimed in surprise.
Lorraine glanced at her, and then continued: "Ah, what? There are better things. The best thing is that in the end, this performance will be reported to the public accounts and paid for by His Highness the Prince. And regardless of whether it is a performance
Whether you are good or bad, even if you let a noob go up and fart, you will be given the highest reward. Just wait and count the money."
Claudia immediately looked excited and said, "Now, we finally have something to do~!"
But she paused, and then continued: "However, we are all artists, and we rely on this performance to make a living. Reputation is very important. No matter what time, we must do our best for this performance. We can't just pay for it randomly.
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Lorraine looked at her solemn confession and immediately sighed: This is really a simple and good girl~!
At this moment, Cavinson suddenly remembered something, and then sighed: "But if His Highness the Prince finds out about this, he might be furious and even spank me~!"