Chapter 926 The more genius, the more perverted (seeking monthly ticket)
Chapter 926: The more genius, the more perverted (please vote)
The secret envoy of Her Majesty Queen Almohad? Is this the fat man in front of me?
Lorraine was a little surprised and thought to herself, who is this fat man from? Oh, by the way, Meadow City is the territory of the Niodos family.
Lorraine slapped her thigh and suddenly understood. No wonder the place name seemed vaguely familiar to her.
That place is... the hometown of Hilmeria, and it seems... it is still the place where the great, glorious and righteous Pope met her mother. And since then, it seems that she has been living there...
…
By the way, I don’t know, is there a lake there?
Well, there must be some, I remember hearing about it. At that time, His Majesty the Pope... His Majesty the former Pope was hunted down, and later he was seriously injured and escaped by water. It was not the old guy I heard Obachm say.
He was thrown into the water. Anyway, it was an old-fashioned political murder that happens every day in this world.
As a result, I met Hilmeria's mother...and on a stormy night with lightning and thunder, something very pornographic, violent and inappropriate happened...
If you calculate it this way, based on Hilmeria's life experience, she should be regarded as the purple rose. Then wouldn't she be...
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but shudder, and in order to be in a good mood today, he was forbidden to continue thinking about it.
However, Lorraine maliciously speculated that her cheap father-in-law, the former Pope Saint Paul, was quite a beast. Hilmeria's mother was only seventeen years old when he fell in love with him, even though
Obachm always said that St. Paul was still a young man when he was assassinated, and tried his best to downplay St. Paul's age.
But Lorraine calculated by herself and almost knew that St. Paul was already in his thirties at that time. This is... a classic scene between the uncle and the lolita.
But looking at the old man St. Paul's appearance now, we also know that the old man was very handsome when he was young. He deceived an inexperienced girl, so he didn't feel much pressure.
Even though I am a cheap father-in-law, I am also an expert~!
Sal looked at Lorraine's thoughtful look from the side. His face turned green for a while, then white for a while. He smiled evilly and evilly for a while...
Looking at that appearance, people couldn't help but feel a little scared.
He hurriedly lowered his head, and then he became certain of one thing. This lordship is indeed a genius~!
I didn't believe it before. Now it seems that it is indeed the case.
You know, according to the theory of talent in the ignorant and backward feudal society, all geniuses are somewhat abnormal~! And the degree of genius is directly proportional to the degree of abnormality.
Let’s not talk about fairy-level figures like Nezha, Sun Monkey, and Athena. Boss Caesar Kai’s craziness, Napoleon’s hemorrhoids, and Hitler’s lunacy have fully proved this theory.
authenticity.
If there was nothing unusual about me, I would be embarrassed to tell others that I was a genius.
Moreover, from Isaac's perspective, Lord Luo's level of genius is definitely at the level of an unparalleled monster. Otherwise, he wouldn't be so perverted~!
How could a non-perverted person fight face to face with the High Priest of the Undead and come back unscathed? This shows that Lord Lorraine is very different from ordinary people.
At the same time, he was quite uneasy. This ruffian was so insane, and he didn't know if he was reliable. What if he got mad and acted like those kings who "like to kill people in my dreams"?
I'm just going to be in bad luck.
Thinking of this, he immediately moved his body slightly towards the door without leaving any trace, so that he could rush out as soon as possible if the situation arises.
At this time, Lorraine came back to her senses, saw Lord Sal's strange eyes, and immediately smiled dryly, and then said: "Haha, I'm sorry, I was just a little distracted. Haha, hahaha...
"
Lord Thrall forced a smile and said: "Your Majesty is busy with many things and overworked, so you should take more care of yourself. As long as you are healthy, the people of Nai'an will live a safe life."
After saying that, I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart: Well, this ruffian spoke normally and showed no signs of going crazy.
Lorraine smiled, and said, "Haha, it's nothing. I just came back, I have a lot of things in the backlog, and I have a lot of things to deal with. I'm so busy that I feel dizzy."
He paused for a moment, then said: "By the way, I forgot to ask, what's the name of the lake you have there? It's... the lake in front of your manor."
At the same time, he looked at Lord Thrall expectantly.
Lord Thrall was stunned for a moment, realizing that his train of thought could not keep up with Lord Luo's. The jump was too big, and what did that expectant look mean?
But now that he had asked a question, he could only answer.
Lord Thrall wondered in his heart, what does this have to do with the lake, but he still recalled it carefully and said: "The lake in front of our manor... is called Wright Lake."
"What~! Light Lake?" Lorraine's eyes suddenly widened, and she thought to herself that it couldn't be such a coincidence.
Lord Sal looked at Lorraine's rather angry expression and couldn't help but blinked in confusion. He didn't know which sentence he had made wrong. He was obviously following what the old man said.
He spread his hands in confusion and said, "Yes, if I remember correctly, it's called Wright Lake.
Every morning or evening, the sun shines on the water, and the waves sparkle, like golden scales, which is very beautiful..."
"Okay, okay." Lorraine waved her hand hurriedly, interrupting him. This was really too vulgar. For the sake of his own stomach, he didn't want to listen anymore. Fortunately, Hilmeria's
Mother's surname is Neodos.
But then again...can I write this story myself later?
Just write it as a tortuous and euphemistic palace drama. I don’t know if Hilmeria will, like Catherine, brush off these truth dramas that are not in line with the mainstream worldview of the feudal era and go against the grand goal of building a harmonious royal family.
He tore it into pieces, and then banned the book.
However, this is very exciting. Think about it, this is also a romantic love story that breaks through taboos.
When the time comes, let Catherine read half of the book to whet her appetite, and then deliberately let Hilmeria find out that it has been banned. I will tell Catherine that this book is a eunuch and I will kill her.
Let Catherine also know the harm of random censorship and obstruction of freedom of speech, so that she will have her own writing banned at every turn.
You know, the common people like to hear about these royal families’ scandals, pornographic and violent things.
Although all of them claim to be soy sauce people on the surface, in reality they are all gossips at heart, wishing that Xiao Ke could loosen his zipper every day, regardless of whether he is in his sixties or his body cannot bear it.
Thinking of this, Lorraine couldn't help but reveal a smile on his face. But then he felt the strange gaze cast by Lord Sal next to him. Only then did Lord Luo realize that there were outsiders there, and these evil thoughts were inappropriate.
Showed on the face.
He paused for a moment, then coughed lightly, and said with some dissatisfaction: "Saar, my time is valuable, let's not gossip here. Tell me, what do you want to do this time?"
Lord Thrall curled his lips and cursed in his mind: Which bastard is talking here?
But although the saying "The bigger the official is, the more correct he is, especially when he is incorrect, the more correct he is." Although this statement is a bit awkward, it is the only universal truth in office politics that is universally applicable.
Lord Sal swallowed his saliva immediately, and then respectfully replied: "As you wish, my lord."
He bowed slightly and then continued: "I am here this time under the order of our Queen. I want to discuss with the Krupp Arms Branch of the Flying Eagle Company and want to purchase some cannons from your company."
"What~!" Lorraine couldn't help but widen her eyes again.
Buy a cannon?
These people really dare to think~!
This is a strategic weapon. Can it be sold casually? Let alone Almohad, the feud of the Ruman Empire.
If the people of Ruman found out about this, they would drown themselves in saliva.
What is this? Capitalizing on the enemy! Especially Leo is also the chairman of the Flying Eagle Group. This can't be fooled by just "playing a big game of mahjong" to fool those dead people.
Nowadays, those ruffians, especially after the illiteracy rate in the empire has dropped significantly, and those who have read a few books are jealous of the lord's handsome appearance and good character. They make up bad things about themselves all day long. What the hell?
It's three feet high and the ground is seven minutes thin.
Moreover, the Lord Lorraine was actually used as the prototype, and the story was written in capital letters, which greatly tarnished Lord Lorraine's reputation.
Catherine Longyan was so angry that she finally built a **** and put all those bastards in it. Then she listed "Plum Blossoms in a Pure Gold Vase" as a ** and sent anyone caught looking at it to a labor camp.
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But those bastards didn't dare to hate Her Royal Highness the Princess, and they all put their hatred on themselves. The Lord is so famous now that he is so famous. Although he has made countless meritorious deeds, when it comes to his status in the world, he is even more famous.
It's not much higher than the central hall.
At this time, if something happens again, Luo Jue's reputation will really be ruined.
Lorraine paused, composed himself, and then said: "Lord Thrall, did I hear you correctly? Are you here to buy cannons?"
Lord Sal bowed slightly again and said calmly: "Your Excellency, you heard me right, my visit this time is indeed on behalf of Her Majesty Queen Isabella. Based on the principle of win-win cooperation, I want to work with you.
Let’s have frank discussions.”
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, tore open the edge of his robe, took out a heraldic ring from the gap inside, and handed it over with both hands.
Lorraine looked at the ring and couldn't help but groan with a headache. If nothing else, just by looking at the pattern and color on the ring, you could tell that it was definitely not a fake.
This thing seems to be no joke~!
However, he hesitated slightly, and then shouted loudly: "Aunt Susan~!"
Immediately, the door opened.
Lord Luo's shrewd and capable female secretary walked in while twisting her bucket.
She first brought a cup of black tea and placed it in front of Lord Sal. Then she looked at Lorraine and said, "Sir, what are your orders?"
Lorraine sighed softly and said, "Go and find Miss Melina. I have something to ask her."
Aunt Susan looked at Lorraine in surprise. It would be normal to call her Princess Catherine, Miss Adele, or even Miss Vera, but what official business at the Governor's Mansion has to do with the little girl Melina?
It wasn't until Lorraine nodded seriously that she was sure she heard correctly.
You know, that little girl looks as beautiful as a doll, elegant and quiet, but like the big bosses behind the scenes in the Governor's Mansion, she is also a ruthless character who brings disaster to the country and the people.
She was with Leo, and she would always give him bad ideas behind his back, leaving Leo to rush ahead stupidly, using the simple young master as a weapon, and everyone would have a headache if she saw her.
There have never been many things that caused trouble in this office before.
Especially last time, no one was caught, and the portrait of Lord Luo had two more beards. It was said that it would add a little mature charm to the Governor of Lorraine in the future, but it was really ugly.
I specially hired a painter, and finally managed to clean it up. The bill was sent to Young Master Leo. Does Lord Luo have a short memory again?
She was muttering in her heart, and wanted to remind her, but when she saw a guest next to her, she swallowed her words back, agreed, and then turned around and left.
Lorraine watched her figure disappear outside the door, and then smiled and said: "Lord Thrall, can you tell me what is going on?"
Lord Sal was sipping black tea. After listening to Lorraine's words, he immediately put down his teacup, sat upright, and said: "This matter...
Well, I think you also know, Your Excellency, that our Almohad has been harmed by villains and traitors in the past two years. As a result, civil wars have continued and natural disasters have occurred frequently. In short, the people are in dire straits."
Lorraine couldn't help but look a little embarrassed after hearing this.
This is such a slap in the face. So many things happened to Almohad, and most of them were caused by himself.
Not only did they annihilate tens of thousands of their elites and capture their navy in the first battle at Maple Leaf Danlin City, but they also later launched an invasion.
Out of spite, he abruptly split the great empire into several pieces.
Of course, Maple Leaf Danlin and the Queen herself knew that this was the work of General Amor and Hadu behind the scenes.
But no matter how you look at it, how did Lorraine feel that the treacherous villain in Lord Sal's words was referring to herself.
Lord Sal also realized it at this time and hurriedly explained: "Sir, I am not talking about you..."
Lorraine smiled bitterly and said: "Okay, okay. Don't explain it. The more you explain this kind of thing, the more unclear it will be."
Lord Sal said: "How can I not explain this clearly? The treacherous villain I am talking about refers to the evil forces headed by General Hadou entrenched in the south of our country. Everything was caused by this despicable careerist.
They want to destroy the good situation of stability and unity in Almohad, and they will not hesitate to fight against each other and divide the country.
Moreover, he used despicable means to coax the two inexperienced princes into going against His Majesty the Emperor and launching an unjust war.
Let them kill each other and make the people homeless.
Such an evil, shameless, despicable and despicable person cannot be tolerated in this world. He will eventually be judged by justice and knocked to the ground by the people. Finally, he will step on ten thousand feet, making him unable to stand up forever. Even after death, he will be
Accept the righteous judgment of the God of Light, fall into hell, and be roasted by the fire of hell for generations..."
In excitement, he waved his fist as he spoke to show the indignation of the people of Almohad, represented by him, towards the evil, despicable General Hadou.
Lorraine immediately watched his performance with great interest. Just from his angry attitude, it could be known that the Queen's army must have suffered a lot at the hands of General Hadou.
That guy is a very smart and famous general.
I don’t know where that guy hit?
But having said that, although Maple Leaf Danlin Academy was attacked and then sent out troops to retaliate, no matter what, the emperor died in their hands, and when Almohad was killed by the queen,
I was watching from the sidelines, and what I saw on the stage now was simply a fake.
If the two princes come back, they will definitely take revenge.
Therefore, the college spares no effort to support Her Majesty the Queen.
Not to mention, veteran imperialist gangsters like Ru Man must have put in a lot of effort behind the scenes.
A chaotic Almohad Empire is in the interest of the Ruman Empire, and the Ruman people often send things to the queen.
Under the big hole they jointly dug, General Hadou's life will not be easy...
No matter how smart a general is, he will eventually be at his wits' end when faced with constant siege and aggression from all directions.
Lorraine was gloating about her misfortune when she heard the sound of footsteps.
Immediately afterwards, a little girl holding a doll and Leo ran in panting.
As soon as the little girl entered the door, she shouted loudly: "Brother Luo, do you want me to draw you again?"
Lorraine couldn't help but shudder. In order to repair the painting, he had spent a hundred gold coins, but fortunately, Leo, the culprit, paid the bill.
At this time, Lord Thrall stood up next to him, saluted the little girl, and said, "Hello, Miss Milena."
When Melina saw Lord Thrall, she couldn't help being surprised. She looked at him carefully, and then hesitantly said: "You...are you Uncle Thrall?"
She suddenly thought of something, hurriedly dodged, pulled Leo and stood in front of her, and then said: "My mother didn't ask you to take me back, right? You tell her that I am having fun now, turn around
If you have a chance, go back."
After saying that, he looked at Sal with a wary face, planning to rush out of the door and run away if anything went wrong.
Sal couldn't help but smile bitterly. This girl is outgoing, and it's really true~! She is still so young, but after she got a boyfriend, she didn't want to go back.
But this is not surprising. In this era, which big family has not started preparing for future marriage since the children were young. It is rare that they have such a good relationship, which is a good thing.
At the very least, there is definitely hope for the future prosperity of the Niodos family.
Lorraine saw that Milena recognized Sal, which showed that there was no problem with his identity, and then her suspicion about him was eliminated.
He looked at Lord Thrall and said: "Okay, Lord Thrall, don't play around with those official words and tell me what is going on. Why do you want to buy cannons? Only by telling me the truth can I decide how to help."
It’s your business.”
Lord Sal smiled mysteriously, and then said: "I can't go into details about this. It's just the specific situation. Sir, you can ask His Majesty the Pope Hilmeria. It is estimated that she may arrive in Nairobi in the next two days.