Chapter 1067 Deadly Joke (seeking a monthly ticket)
Chapter 1,067 The Fatal Joke (please vote for me)
Thor and the Lich looked at each other, and for a moment they both had their own thoughts and fell silent.
You must know that both of them were sent by Hadou, and they had guilty consciences, so they naturally kept silent. Otherwise, they could accidentally say the wrong thing and make people suspicious of them.
But now, the appearance of undead creatures in war is no longer news.
Although Lorraine only informed the top leaders of various countries about this information in order to avoid causing panic among the people, she did not require them to keep it strictly confidential, and even secretly condoned it intentionally or unintentionally.
Through various channels, the news is released, so that the people will have a process of adaptation. They will not fall into panic because the news is too sudden.
Therefore, various gossips have spread throughout the continent.
And through word of mouth and artistic processing, countless versions have been formed.
When everyone has nothing to do, they gather together in the tavern, drink inferior beer, and relish the bard's narration for a long time. Then they turn around and talk to others with great joy and gesticulations.
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Although some people don't really believe in the undead thing, they always think that this thing is actually Laohe's troops randomly smashing the shit basin on General Hadou's head.
But no matter what, through the spread of these messages, people will no longer be afraid of the appearance of dark creatures.
Therefore, although the two of them remained silent, the topic of devils and dark creatures successfully aroused the dock workers' conversation.
After hearing what the man said, a man with a rosy nose next to him immediately responded loudly and shouted: "I heard it too.
And I also know why he was always able to seize our loopholes and defeat our army many times twenty years ago. And in the end, he escaped because of one thing."
He took a deep breath, whetting the appetites of the people around him, and then said loudly, "It's because he sold his soul to the undead~!"
Everyone nearby couldn't help but be surprised, and then burst into laughter.
Someone retorted: "Where did you hear that? If he is really that powerful and sold his soul to the undead, why can't he defeat us now?"
Someone else also said: "Yeah, you didn't hear this news from the old lady who danced a lot, right? She has never been good at it. She drinks too much, and everything comes out of her mouth."
Rosacea immediately became anxious and said: "You...you are the one who listened to the old woman. This news was told by my third uncle's second cousin's nephew's brother-in-law's nephew.
The sailors on the Archduke's flagship, the Victory, specialized in peeling potatoes in the kitchen. Even the Archduke ate the potatoes he shaved himself.
How about it? It's awesome, right?
If you tell me, I won’t scare you country bumpkins to death~!”
Everyone couldn't help but fell silent for a while.
When the warship passed Edin Island, they all saw it with their own eyes. Cui Wei was tall, like a prehistoric sea monster.
The warship passed by, and the huge waves plowed up behind it could easily overturn the fishing boats in the port.
Being able to work as a servant on such a ship, let alone a potato scraper, or even a toilet cleaner, is enough to make these residents who make a living as coolies envious for a long time.
Rosacea paused for a moment, enjoying the envious looks from others, and then continued leisurely: "The last time he came back to visit relatives, he told me personally. And he also said that this incident made me happy.
I will never spread it randomly.
If it weren't for the fact that you are good friends with me, do you think I would tell you?"
Everyone immediately looked solemn and echoed incessantly.
There was a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes next to him who was not convinced and said: "If what you said is true, why can't he defeat us now? Is this undead no longer effective?"
Rosacea glanced at the young man with disdain, then snorted and said, "You can't even figure out such a simple question? I really doubt that there is something wrong with your IQ."
"I..." The young man suddenly became furious.
At this time, Rosacea raised his head proudly, then raised his thumb back and said proudly: "That's because our Lord Lorraine is a super powerful paladin, the majestic flying eagle God of War. He is the reincarnation of the God of War.
Just enough to restrain the demons.
Not to mention Hadou, even the demon clan's bastards can't beat Lord Lorraine. No matter how much he talks, the Lord will be beaten. "
When the Lich heard this, his face instantly turned livid and he stared at them angrily.
"Of course, even the pope's children belong to Lord Lorraine. Lord Lorraine's abilities are incredible." Rosacea said, picking his thumb harder.
The dockworkers around burst into laughter. The gossips of the upper class are the favorite of the common people.
There was a mature middle-aged man next to him who laughed and cursed: "Hush, don't talk nonsense, you are going to die. Be careful of the priests above."
"Go to hell, the priest told me this."
"Tch...what the hell," another young man sneered, "Don't talk about the Pope. Isn't the High Priest of the Undead powerful?
An old monster who has lived for two thousand years, but that old man's goddaughter, the most beautiful girl in the demon clan, was snatched back by our Lord Lorraine. I heard that old man almost burped in anger, haha
Ha ha……"
"Yes, Luo Jue had a fight with him back then. The coffin man lost his helmet and armor and was pissed. In the end, he threw away his crutches, held his head with both hands, and ran back as hard as he could.
If it weren't for the fact that the demon beauty used a honey trap and begged hard, the prince would have chased back, chopped off the old guy's head, and used it as a chamber pot. Hahahaha..."
The crowd burst into unbridled laughter.
At this moment, a loud shout came from the side: "You bastard~! How dare you insult the high priest~!"
Everyone was stunned and turned to look directly at the lich who made the noise. He had a serious expression on his face and glared fiercely at the workers around him.
Thor was so frightened that he stood there helpless, his mind went blank, and he thought: It's over, it's over, he's going to be caught, tiger stool, pepper water, iron maiden, skinning and cramps...
After a few seconds of silence, "Hahahaha..." the crowd burst into cheerful laughter. Some people even covered their stomachs with laughter, their arms trembling, and the Lich's face turned pale. His eyes were filled with joy.
"Thor, you old uncle is being too funny."
"Just don't leave tonight, I want to treat your uncle to a drink. This is the funniest joke I've ever heard."
"I have decided that no matter who I talk to about this in the future, I will also shout like this to keep them shocked. How dare you insult the High Priest? Hahahaha..."
Seeing that someone around him actually imitated his speech and laughed at the undead tribe unscrupulously, the Lich was so angry that his whole body trembled, his eyes were red, he gritted his teeth and shouted in a hissing voice: "You, you... all deserve to die~
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Adelin's name is now taboo among the undead. No one dares to mention it in public. Even if it is mentioned, it can only be said secretly under the bed to my wife. Who knows that if you talk too fast, you will be caught by the spy?
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The most beautiful flower of the Semitic people, the pride of the Semitic people, the number one beauty whose reputation spread throughout the world, and the direct disciple of the High Priest of the Undead, was actually abducted by humans one by one.
What is even more unacceptable to the undead and the Semitic people is that Adeling actually voluntarily eloped with others.
There was a big battle at Thunder Castle's wedding, which caused the Thunder Flash people and the Undead tribe to lose face and became the butt of people's ridicule.
What does this mean?
This fully illustrates the complete failure of the feudal feudal family of the demon clan that was led by the undead high priest and actively participated by the nobles, which was warm, friendly, prosperous, united and helped each other!
The nature is extremely serious and the impact is extremely bad.
This shows that their Semitic life is not as attractive as humans, and the most high-end talents are being lost.
It is also the greatest irony of the undead high priest Kalimdor and Beatrice's claim to establish a new society of fair nations, solidarity and mutual assistance.
Among them, the High Priest of the Undead himself undoubtedly bears the main responsibility.
This is not something that can be dismissed just by saying "taking leadership responsibility". When the Semites were fully preparing to launch the largest expedition in history to the human continent, the elopement incident was a heavy blow to the morale of the Semites.
Even the supreme leader's disciples have fled with the enemy, how can we still fight this war?
Therefore, the incident of Adeling's elopement and the subsequent unsuccessful pursuit of thousands of miles were all handled in a low-key manner, and the news was tightly sealed. Not many people fully knew the details.
The High Priest of the Undead has not carried out a large-scale purge within the Semitic people. If there is to be a purge, the first person who should be held accountable is himself.
If people cannot be convinced with reason, the Semitic nobles' confrontational mentality will be extremely intensified during this critical period. Kalimdor, Beatrice has lived for two thousand years, and he has a lot of patience and forbearance.
The Liches are ashamed of this. In their thousand-year history, this is the first time that they have suffered such a clean and complete defeat at the hands of a small group of human mages, priests and paladins.
Even the god-like High Priest of the Undead was injured by members of the Holy See of Light. This was simply unimaginable before.
It also became an eternal pain in the hearts of the lichs. In that battle, the lichs lost more companions than in the past thousand years combined.
This lich who came to lurk on Edin Island had also participated in a great chase that spanned thousands of miles.
The chatter and laughter of the dock workers touched a painful spot in his heart, plus he was ridiculed and ridiculed along the way by these ordinary people who looked like pigs and dogs to him.
Not to mention, later on, these guys actually... actually changed their ways and used all kinds of vulgar and filthy words to insult the most respected and noble high priest in his heart.
The Lich's noble pride could not bear it, and his anger could no longer be suppressed.
The laughter of the people around him became more and more harsh, turning into words of ridicule and curses in the Lich's heart.
The hand holding the crutch is getting harder and tighter...
Immediately, the crutch made a soft 'click' sound.
In his rage, he broke the crutch.
Following that soft sound, the green light in the Lich's eyes suddenly flashed.
Thor, a secret agent of the Confederate Army who was lurking on Edin Island, had been paying attention to the Lich, so he immediately discovered the abnormality in the Lich's eyes.
Seeing the green of the Lich's eyes getting brighter and brighter, Thor was stunned. He had never seen a person's eyes glowing green.
"Unless...unless this guy is not a human being." An idea suddenly popped into Thor's mind. As a secret agent within Hardu's trusted organization, Thor knew something that others didn't know from different channels.
He knew that the dark knights on the battlefield were all real, and he could naturally guess that there were undead people secretly helping Hadou.
Looking at the lich in front of him who was about to explode like a bursting crystal, Thor suddenly had a thought in his mind: He is a necromancer~!
Then Huo Ran realized: No wonder there was an indescribable unpleasant smell on his body.
For a moment, the shadow of death hung over his mind.
Those necromancers have always refused to recognize their relatives. Wherever they go, not a blade of grass grows. They will never leave a single person alive.
Without thinking, Thor shouted at the crowd: "He is a necromancer, run, run!"
With that said, Thor turned around and ran away as fast as he could.
Everyone was puzzled for a moment when they saw his fleeing back.
"Is this another joke, Thor?"
"I have to say it's very funny. You two really have a talent for comedy."
Everyone laughed louder.
"Hey, why are you running away? I even bought you a drink..."
The Lich suddenly turned his head when he heard the sound, with green fire in his eyes and a cold expression on his face. He raised his arm and waved at Thor's back. A black and green flame flew out of the Lich's hand and shot toward Thor.
your back.
The laughter stopped abruptly, and the people around were stunned as they stared at the strange sight in front of them that they had never seen before.
Thor felt something strange behind him, and looked back while running. In the blink of an eye, a terrifying black fireball arrived behind him. He was so frightened that he instinctively pounced to the side.
The black flame hit Thor's shoulder, and part of his shoulder suddenly disappeared. Thor let out a scream of extreme pain and rolled to the ground.
The nearby dockworkers were stunned to see that the old man who looked like he was about to die suddenly turned into a ruthless man who could shoot balls of light with just a wave of his hand.
Until Thor's screams woke them up.
Thor fell face down on the ground, not knowing whether he was alive or dead. Almost half of his left shoulder had disappeared and turned into a pool of blood.
"Killing people~!" the dock workers shouted at the top of their lungs and fled in a hurry.
Seeing the panic and fear of the humans, the lich smiled coldly and highlighted two syllables that no one could understand.
A black mist rushed out from the Lich's feet and shot out quickly in all directions. In the blink of an eye, it expanded to a range of more than ten meters and continued to spread.
The escaping dock workers were wrapped tightly in the black mist, and they could only hear the heart-rending screams coming from the black mist. No one could escape from the black mist.
The abnormality here alarmed everyone on the pier. Seeing the sudden appearance of unknown black fog and hearing the screams coming from inside, the people on the pier stopped what they were doing in surprise and raised their heads to look there.
Someone with quick thinking saw the danger and shouted: "Run quickly, the mage is killing people."
They ran outside the pier and led others to run wildly after them.
"Hahaha..." A burst of hoarse and harsh laughter came from the black mist, and then a black shadow rose from the black mist, hovering above everyone's heads, looking up and laughing wildly, and then said loudly: "I am really confused.
, why go to so much trouble, just kill everyone here."
The Lich waved his hand and threw various deadly spells at the people running around on the pier. Those who were hit screamed and fell to the ground.
"Kill people, kill people." Seeing this scene, everyone at the port ran away frantically, including the carriages carrying goods. The crowd kicked over the piled goods and pushed down the vehicles and shelves on the road.
The scene was chaotic.
The lich flew in the air, smiling happily, and leisurely chased the fleeing crowd. Where the crowd was the densest, he used a large-scale killing spell at that place.
Or if you see an unlucky guy who doesn't blink, you can shoot a corrosive spell to turn him into a puddle of your pus, or you can use a bone spear to nail the escaping person to the ground, and then the lich will be happy haha
laughing out loud.
At his feet, bodies were lying on the dock.
When passing by a warehouse, the Lich lit the entire warehouse on fire and looked around for valuable targets. The raging fire and thick smoke quickly started to burn and spread to all directions.
"Dang, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong…" The bells rang quickly, and then loud drums sounded from the military camp in the middle of the mountain.
The soldiers stationed at the port rushed against the crowd and rushed towards the lich. They only had bows and arrows in their hands that could attack the lich in mid-air.
A few scattered arrows flew past the Lich. The Lich quickly saw the soldiers in the crowd and rushed towards them from different directions.
"Ha~!" The Lich smiled proudly and said, "Since Lorraine can destroy the War Fortress's workshop, I can also destroy your port.
As he spoke, he sprinkled a spell on the approaching soldiers, and the first group of soldiers were instantly corroded into a group of bones.
The Ruman soldiers behind were so frightened that their hearts were broken. One of the squad leaders shouted in horror: "The necromancer, it's the necromancer~! Brothers, run quickly and inform the priest on the mountain."
The soldiers turned around and fled back. General mages were not something soldiers like them could deal with, let alone the terrifying necromancers. They could only die if they went up.
At this time, the siren was heard, and the reinforcements came from the military camp and approached the dock. Seeing the regular army composed of five thousand people, the Lich snorted coldly and stopped.
With such a large-scale regular army, even he would not dare to choose to confront them head-on.
Sure enough, a dense rain of arrows was shot at the Lich, and the arrows were enough to tear his body into pieces. The Lich quickly fell to the ground, avoiding the soldiers' bows and arrows.
The leading officer shouted loudly: "Everyone can find the dark creature and kill it. Enter, brothers, there is only one of him."
Thousands of soldiers shouted in unison and rushed towards the pier where the flames were blazing into the sky.
The Lich fell back to the ground, strolled among the corpses on the ground, smiled confidently, and said: "Come then, welcome into the embrace of darkness."
The lich stood among the corpses, clapped his hands, lowered his head and recited obscure spells.
The soldiers who rushed into the port were surprised to find that a thin gray fog suddenly appeared around them. The further they walked into the port, the thicker the gray fog became.