Chapter 1135 What a handsome pig head (seeking a monthly ticket)
"Okay~!" Lester slammed the table vigorously and roared out.
The old man's voice was so high-pitched, like a crowing rooster, that it immediately startled Lorena next to her.
Lorraine turned around and glanced at Lester, and saw that the old guy looked like he had swallowed two kilograms of turtle sperm, his old orange-skinned face stretched out with a smile, and his face was glowing red.
Lester saw the surprised looks cast by the people around him, and then realized his gaffe. He immediately smiled dryly, twirling the white beard on his chin, and continued: "Okay..."
Lorraine curled her lips, and keenly noticed that the old guy was hiding his right hand under the table, shaking his wrist that was sore from the shock. He couldn't help cursing in his heart: You deserve it. How excited are you, old guy~!
At this time, Lester raised his chin slightly and looked at Lorraine with a proud face, but his expression was deliberately reserved, and he said calmly: "Hi~! Ivenac... Ivenac, this little guy is too crazy.
Already."
Lorraine and Luolina were both familiar with his personality. They looked at each other and thought to themselves: This old man is showing off again...
Sure enough, Lester stood up straight, then took a few steps forward and stood at the front of the stand, with his hands behind his back and his piercing eyes looking into the distance, as if he wanted to see through the sky.
A breeze blew in his face, blowing his white beard, and his clean robes also fluttered gently in the wind, giving him a fairy-like demeanor.
Lorraine rolled her eyes behind her back: This old guy is addicted to acting now. Just for this posture, this old guy has secretly practiced it for at least three months. Otherwise, it would be impossible to achieve such a stylish pose.
Just by looking at his appearance, you can clearly know where Adele inherited her acting talent.
Although Luo Linna also felt that something was wrong, looking at Lorraine's grinning look, she immediately put on a pretty face and pushed him angrily: After all, he is also her teacher. Although Lorraine and him both
Personally, there is no end in sight. They dislike each other when they meet, but in public, you have to show respect to him.
Lester reached out and gently hugged the long beard that fluttered on his chest, showing the face of a famous teacher unique to a top student. Then he said: "Although this kid is a little reckless and reckless, he is worthy of me."
My disciple has a bloody spirit. He is not afraid of death and has a good temperament. He has a bit of the demeanor of my youth. He has not embarrassed our mage~!"
This time, even Lorena couldn't stand it, and whispered beside Lester: "Yes. Who was calling me a fool just now?"
During the battle just now, when the little mages were brutally tortured by the instructors like a bunch of chickens, Lester's face was as gloomy as if it was about to rain, and he was so angry that he cursed idiots several times.
Lester didn't show any embarrassment at all. He just pretended not to hear what Luo Linna said and said with a smile: "Dare to fight and fight hard, brave and resourceful. He is worthy of being a graduate of our Maple Leaf Danlin Magic Academy."
Lorraine and Leo snickered at the same time. This old guy is crazy now. Whenever he gets a chance, he will praise himself in a roundabout way. A typical narcissist.
However, through what just happened, Lorraine's impression of Ivan has deepened a lot.
You know. The impressions given by mages all along are that they are powerful, cold, smart, evil, arrogant, narcissistic, and vengeful...but they are extremely afraid of death~!
Yes, extremely greedy for life and afraid of death.
Magicians are a profession with high attack and low defense, and can only perform long-range attacks. In other words, although their magic value is extremely high, they themselves are extremely fragile. The red bottles that represent health will always be these.
The pain in people's hearts.
No matter when, they put their own lives first. If anything goes wrong, they will run away if they can, and surrender if they can't. Anyway, no matter who the opponent is, they will not dare to kill these precious magicians easily.
This also led to the formation of their character of being greedy for life and afraid of death.
Therefore, due to the power of magicians, although everyone respects them, it is a kind of respect for ghosts and gods, and they do not admire them from the bottom of their hearts.
Whether they are soldiers who have experienced life and death on the battlefield, or priests and priests who believe in the God of Light, are not afraid of any threats, are always willing and ready to dedicate their lives, they are still looked down upon.
In their view, magicians are just a bunch of white-eyed wolves who are well-fed, well-housed, well-sleeped, pampered, and extremely unreliable and may run away at any time.
When everyone sat together in a meeting, there was no shortage of sarcastic comments and sarcastic remarks.
But now, through his actual actions, Ivenac has shown everyone: Grandma, the rabbit bites people even when she is in a hurry.
We magicians not only have cowards, but we also have ruthless ones.
So what if it's just a mere exercise?
We still dare to fight for victory and honor~!
Which grandson dares to look down on us?
At this time, the exercise has ended.
The instructors' intact war fortress and Ivan's car slowly descended at the same time, landing in the open space of the construction site.
The war fortress headed by Instructor Paulus lost the sharp corners on the top, revealing a flattened top, like a triangular loaf of bread that had been chewed.
Under the spotlight, the first person to walk out of the war fortress was Paulus, and then a burly man walked out of another one.
In the last war fortress, what came out was... a fiery red woman.
Her hair is fiery red, and she is wearing a mage's robe that is also fiery red. Her head is slightly raised, her face is cold, her temperament is arrogant and confident, and she looks like a dazzling flame from a distance.
The surrounding spectators were stunned for a moment.
They didn't expect that there was a woman inside, and she looked very special.
They were silent for a moment, then stood up and clapped and cheered as hard as they could.
People in Maple Leaf Danlin have always admired brave men and have never had any personality prejudice. Regardless of whether the person is a man or a woman, as long as they have real ability, they will still be respected by them.
The three instructors also impressed every audience present with their exquisite flying, tacit cooperation and hearty fighting.
Even the Maple Leaf Danlin people who bet on the mages to win did not hesitate to praise the instructors.
Amid the tide of cheers, Paulos raised his arms in salute to the cheering crowd around him.
The mage in red snorted coldly, with a look of disgust on his face. His red lips said coldly: "Boring..."
Ivan landed on the other side of the construction site, and a man slowly walked out of the gate of the war fortress.
A louder shout broke out around him.
Originally, the audience had been laughing at the clumsy performance of the young mages from the beginning to the end. It was a very enjoyable experience to watch these talented people make a fool of themselves.
But Yi Wen's last attack made everyone look at him with admiration. They didn't expect that there could be such a ruthless person among the mages.
Ivan's performance restored the image of the young mages. Although they failed, they all worked hard.
But Ivan seemed to be in a trance, with dull eyes and a blank expression on his face, dragging his steps towards the VIP seats in the center.
Paulus arrived before him, and then glared at Ivan with a pair of bull's eyes. Ivan didn't feel Paulus's anger until he came up to him.
Seeing his expression of wanting to eat someone, Ivan took a step back in fright, and then he remembered that he had destroyed someone else's war fortress.
"It's broken, it's broken..." Yi Wenming looked like he had eaten Coptis chinensis. His heart was filled with sorrow and anxiety: "He won't let me pay for his war fortress, right? He can't afford to pay for it even if he sells me this time."
"Well, I'm not..." Ivan's face turned white, he looked at Paulus timidly with his neck scrunched up, and said in a squeaky voice: "No..."
The next second, Paulus suddenly put his hands on his hips and laughed happily. He patted Ivan's shoulder hard with his rough palm, so hard that Ivan bent down and grinned in pain.
Paulus looked at Evan Le, who was a full circle smaller than him, with his back molars showing, and said sincerely: "There are not many young people like this who dare to risk their lives. Boy, I am optimistic about you."
At this moment, Ivan seemed to have woken up from a dream, his eyes lit up, he excitedly held Paulus's hands, and said repeatedly: "So you didn't ask me to compensate..."
"What's the compensation?" Paulus was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, he smiled like a petty middle-aged uncle, and said: "You mean the damaged war fortress, don't worry about it. Anyway, it belongs to your dean.
"
As soon as these words came out, Ivan's expression suddenly changed. Then he remembered that it was the prototype of Lester's baby. There was only one of its kind in the mainland, and Lester was reluctant to drive it out to show off.
Ivan turned his head quietly. He saw Lester's old face as if it were an ice cube. Ivan's heart skipped a beat and he thought secretly: "It's over. I've offended the dean so much."
"Hmph~!" Lester glanced at Ivan and snorted, and said stiffly: "Next time you are so embarrassed, don't say that you graduated from Maple Leaf Danlin, you will be a bastard."
Then he stood up and threw down his sleeves, leaving Lorraine and the others with a chic back view.
Leo put the thick document under his arm, pulled up the toad mirror and carefully looked at Yiwen up and down for a long time, until Yiwen and the other nine mages were so frightened that Chairman Leo said leisurely: "Boy.
You guys, clean your war fortress and paint it with pig heads."
The nine mages suddenly looked frustrated and flat-mouthed as if they were about to cry.
Lorraine also glanced at Yiwen curiously, wondering that this boy was weak and weak, and he didn't look like someone who could fight for his life.
Then he pulled Lorena's little hand, leaned into Lorena's ear and whispered: "Let's go back and catch up on some sleep."
A blush spread across Luolina's cheeks, she punched Lorraine's chest with her fist, pushed Lorraine with both hands, and said softly: "You go over first, and when I get back, I'll have a word with my nephew."
Then he walked over in a few steps, grabbed Ivan by the collar, dragged him aside domineeringly, his pretty face changed, his face was as cold as frost, he grabbed Ivan's ear and twisted it ninety degrees, and cursed angrily: "Damn boy
You don't want your life? Do you really dare to hit someone?"
Ivan's face turned red instantly, he lowered his head like a pupil who had made a mistake, scratched the back of his head, and mumbled something like a mosquito.
Lorena was so angry that she slapped him on the forehead and said, "Louder."
Ivan carefully looked around and said in a low voice, "I was so scared."
"What?" Luo Linna dug her ears, suspecting that she had heard wrongly. Ivan's face turned red and he whispered: "I originally thought they would knock me off if I rushed forward, but he also rushed over. When/
/Fastest text update--no ads//We were all so frightened that we didn’t even know how to avoid it.”
Luolina opened her mouth wide with a surprised expression. She was stunned for a while and suddenly she hugged her belly with one hand and pointed at Ivan with the other and burst into laughter.
Then Luolina left Ivan alone and walked out of the construction site with a smile.
Lorena was still laughing until she got into the carriage. Lorraine asked doubtfully: "What is it that makes you so happy?"
Luo Linna shook her head with a smile and said: "Today I discovered that fools will always be fools. Let's not talk about it anymore. Hey, handsome guy, let's discuss it."
As she spoke, Lorena squeezed into Lorraine's arms. She hugged Lorraine's arm tightly, rubbed her plump chest against Lorraine's arm, looked up at Lorraine, smiled charmingly, and squinted her eyes like a
Just like a coquettish cat.
Lorraine couldn't help but pecked Lorena's soft lips, hugged Lorena's waist tightly, and said: "Let's talk about it first. Do you want money? I want someone."
"Go..." Luo Linna spat and patted Lorraine on the shoulder. She said in a soft voice: "Forget it about your pig head. Your purpose of establishing prestige has been achieved. There is no need to bully anymore.
"They." After all, those are her subordinates, so naturally she wants to say good things for them.
Lorraine shook his head and said, "How can that be done? The bet is sacred."
"You don't want to help with this little thing? Go sleep on the sofa tonight~!" Lorena snorted, pushed Lorraine out of his arms, and looked unhappy.
"Sure enough, a woman's face can change at any time," Lorraine lamented in her heart, and said, "But...that nephew of yours is quite to my liking. Let's see, I'll change the pig's head, and I'll make sure you're satisfied."
Luo Linna rolled her eyes and said doubtfully: "Really?"
"I promise." Lorraine said with a straight face in order not to sleep on the sofa that night.
xxxxx
Early the next morning, while Ivan was having breakfast, several juniors hurried in, shouting in panic, and said: "Senior, it's not good, they are painting pig heads on your war fortress.
Go and have a look."
Ivan's heart sank, and he immediately threw down his breakfast and rushed out. He rushed to his war fortress as quickly as possible and saw a pig's head five or six meters wide painted on his beloved car.
It's just that this pig's head is different from the pig's head he expected with a stupid and silly look on his face.
The painting shows a wild boar wearing a steel helmet. The two curved tusks are very domineering. The two eyes contain murderous intent. A scar cuts across the left eye from top to bottom. The expression is fierce and angry.
There was an almost finished cigar in his mouth, with a few wisps of smoke coming out, and he looked very dazed, full of domineering air.
He looked like a brave wild boar warrior who had experienced hundreds of battles, with a fierce and brave spirit.
There is also a line of big words under the pig's head "We fight for our cousins~!"
When thinking about the nature of wild boars that even dare to fight with lions and tigers in reality, this pig head became a complete compliment.
The heroic behavior of Ivan's life-threatening collision yesterday is very appropriate, and it just reflects his courage.
"What a handsome pig head~!" The surrounding audience exclaimed repeatedly.
Ivan was so shocked that he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear and stared blankly at this handsome and majestic pig head. He didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
Suddenly someone hit him hard on the stomach. Ivan bent down involuntarily, took a breath of air, looked at the people around him, and shouted in surprise: "Sister Luolina."
Luo Linna retracted her elbows, clapped her palms, and said with a smile: "It's not bad. Sister, I gave up 10% of the dividends and persuaded that little gangster Leo to get this for you."
Then he sighed softly, rubbed his very sore waist, and added in his mind: "I still have to have a night of backache to convince that bastard Lorraine."
Ivan's eyes suddenly turned red. He jumped up excitedly and hugged Lorena. He choked and said, "Thank you, sister Lorena."
Luolina hesitated for a moment, then patted him gently, then pushed him away, and said with a somewhat unaccustomed smile: "Hey, hey, okay, you don't have to be like this."
Ivan hugged Lorena excitedly and wouldn't let go.
"Where is my boyfriend looking?" Luolina said helplessly.
Ivan let go of Luo Linna with a click and jumped back a few steps. As a result, he saw Lord Luo Lin looking at him with a half-smile.
"That's bad, I have offended this lord again." Ivan wailed in his heart, finally understanding why the boys in Maple Leaf Danlin instantly became bitter and resentful upon hearing that Lord Lorraine was back.
That morning, the air combat theory and flight tactics training, which had been postponed for three days, officially started.
With the spirit of a winner and a mockery of losers, Paulus walked briskly into the classroom, waved enthusiastically to the nine students, and said: "Hi, pigheads, hello."
Although there was no silly big pig head painted on it, yesterday's failure was too painful. The mages responded feebly, "Hello, teacher."
Paulus glanced at them with a smile and said: "My boss often says that failure is the stepmother of success. It is better to fail in an exercise than to fail in actual combat.
From today on, you are already a soldier with a registered military status, so throw away your mage sentimentality, little bastards, and wear your military uniforms in class from now on."
Several mages were shocked at the same time, and thought to themselves: Yes, we are no longer just mages, we are officers affiliated with Maple Leaf Danlin and the peacekeeping force, and we are already soldiers whose mission is war.
Paulus nodded approvingly and said: "Very good, it seems that you are all sober. Let me introduce you to a teacher. I am responsible for teaching you the theory of air combat flight and guiding your flying skills.
This is Ban, your command and formation instructor."
A strong man as tall as an iron tower nodded to the mages.
"This," Paulus pointed to the back of the classroom, his tone was surprisingly gentle, and he said slowly with a magnetic voice: "The beautiful, noble, and wise Master Irina will teach you how to fight.
and defense.”
The mages turned their heads and discovered that at some point, a female mage who was as red as a flame was sitting at the back of the classroom. Her red hair and fair skin made her look particularly gorgeous, and her pointed chin was dotted with a
She has a beauty mark, her mouth is pursed, her hands are folded in front of her chest, and her whole person is as cold as an iceberg.
The room temperature seemed to drop several degrees instantly.
She raised her eyes, glanced at Paulus, and snorted coldly.
"Wow..." The mages who didn't know the heights of heaven and earth exclaimed in admiration: This is the iceberg beauty teacher, hey, the plot that has been teased countless times in campus novels finally happened to them.
Paulus, that bastard, had pulled this instructor out long ago. Who wouldn't want to attend class? I'm afraid those sultry men would try their best to squeeze in.
The mages couldn't help but wanted to cry. God was really kind to them. They lost the battle and sent a beautiful woman. After all, it didn't seem like a bad loss.
Parker, who has always been self-admiring, couldn't help but whistle.
Elena looked over following the sound of the whistle, looked at Parker who was winking, and suddenly smiled, as if the earth was thawing and spring flowers were blooming.
Parker was dumbfounded.
Ban sighed helplessly, raised his hands to cover his eyes, with a look of unbearable expression on his face.
Then Parker's screams like a pig were heard in the classroom.
Paulos smiled and admired Parker's tragic situation, and said leisurely to the young wizards who were also frightened: "Don't say I didn't remind you, Teacher Elena hates frivolous men the most."
Ivan looked at Parker who was rolling and screaming at Elena's feet, pressed his heart hard, and felt for the first time that his future was bleak.