Chapter 1149: The Basic Awareness That Beautiful Women Should Have (Seeking Monthly Pass)
The bottom of the War Fortress is rushing westward against the sea, and the waves rising from the sea seem to splash onto the War Fortress.
Lorraine looked out of the window, and the deep blue sea seemed to be within reach. Lorraine involuntarily stretched out her arms, as if to catch the splashing waves.
Eight charming women are gathering around him. They are sitting or standing, each of them beautiful and elegant, forming the most beautiful picture in the world. Some are elegant, some are charming, some are charming and naive.
If you are a top painter who pursues beauty, you will definitely be able to draw them all after seeing this scene and name them "Picture of the Goddess".
These girls really live up to the praise of goddesses. They are not only beautiful and beautiful, but also have different temperaments and abilities.
If the "Picture of the Goddess" really appeared in the world, the world-famous "Golden Apples of the Three Goddesses" would definitely be overshadowed by it.
However, at this moment, these goddesses looked at Lorraine in unfriendly eyes.
If it were in the past, whenever their eyes met with Lorraine's, they would always smile charmingly, revealing the beauty and happiness of a little woman. Or they would wink their beautiful eyes and send a flirtatious glance over,
It will make people feel numb from the inside out.
But at this moment, whenever they found Lorraine's eyes falling on them, they would always snort in dissatisfaction and turn their heads to look away, obviously quarreling with Lorraine.
In the past, one or two losing tempers would usually give Uncle Lorraine a headache, but now everyone is doing this, and Lorraine feels like the word "trouble" is barely written on the top of his head.
Even Miss Vera, who is usually the kindest and most supportive of Lorraine, could only helplessly pout her rosy mouth with a bitter look on her face when she saw Lord Lorraine looking for help.
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Lord Lorraine had to use his brain to think about how to deal with his girlfriends at once.
"Look, dolphins." Adeline exclaimed with joy, pointed her finger at the sea, and let out a series of laughter that was more sweet than the most beautiful notes.
"Where? Where?" The girls stood up with a cry, and they all crowded in front of the window, sticking out their heads to look down.
Deipole walked to the window and saw Lorraine clinging to the window as stupidly as a piece of wood. He grabbed Lorraine with both hands and pushed it to the side. He pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "Get out of the way."
Lorraine raised her hands and stepped aside obediently.
Several graceful dolphins jumped out of the water, their streamlined bodies shining in the sun, chasing the war fortress passing by the sea.
The girls who saw this wonderful sight for the first time shouted and kept making sounds of exclamation.
Lorraine stretched her neck. Looking over Deipole's shoulder, the graceful figure of the dolphin was quickly left behind by the war fortress. Only a small figure of the dolphin was caught in the corner of her eye.
Deipole felt Lorraine's hot breath blowing on his ears, and his face flushed slightly, and then he seemed to remember something. His face, as clear-cut as the goddess of wisdom, was suddenly covered with a layer of frost.
Deipole snorted coldly, stretched out his arms as flawless as white jade, and put a hand on his smooth and jade-like chin. Without looking back, he said: "Do I know you very well? Are you so close?"
"Not... not familiar?" Lorraine was stunned for a moment: they both got under the same bed, and they knew every inch of their smooth and delicate bodies. Moreover, the distance between them was negative.
If this is still unfamiliar?
Sir, you really don’t know what it means to be an acquaintance?
But at this time, he could only laugh twice. He took a step back and shrugged helplessly.
Ever since they found out that Lord Luo was going to the Elf Kingdom as an envoy, all the women's soldiers immediately became jealous.
Luolina, who was immersed in the laboratory and busy with scientific research, felt uneasy and came back immediately.
Catherine, who was dealing with the government affairs of the Eastern Province and Naian, threw away the documents and returned.
Adele immediately gave up all performances and came back.
Not to mention His Majesty the Pope, he came back with the baby as soon as he got the news.
Adelin, Fiona, and Claudia gave up their prosperous smuggling business and returned.
Deipole...as Lord Luo's second intelligence officer, naturally he had to follow him)
Not to mention Vera, that girl was so stupid that her eyes lit up when she saw the gold coins and could never see anything else. The Lord was afraid that she would be abducted, so he naturally took her with him wherever he went.
This made Lord Luo very angry. At that time, he asked all the women seriously: "Although in the legend, those elf beauties have big round buttocks, long legs and thin waists, and electric eyes."
Lips, but Sir Alex’s lips are also very resounding
A good man, upright and honest, with noble moral character, calm in his affairs, clean and pure, cheap... uh, honest and honest... and he was also selected into the "Who's Who Has Great Influence on the World in the Past Five Hundred Years", one of the top ten outstanding people in the empire
Representative of outstanding young people.
How could such an outstanding young man be knocked down by those legendary sugar-coated bullets?"
After talking about it, the prince's hands were shaking with anger.
At that time, many women saw that Sir Alex was angry, so they coaxed Sir Alex and promised many tempting, pornographic and violent conditions.
They also comforted the lord by saying that it was not that they did not believe in the lord's moral level, but they just did not believe in the increasingly declining moral level of those elven beauties.
The prince finally agreed reluctantly.
Who would have known that as soon as these women arrived at the war fortress, they would immediately turn against each other.
Sir Alex later reviewed the situation and found that this may also be related to the fact that Sir Alex secreted too much saliva at that time.
It would be nice if I didn't accidentally play it in my mind when I heard the phrase "the moral level of elf beauties is declining day by day".
Or, if Sir Alex could wipe the saliva from his mouth in time when he was playing it in his mind, they wouldn't be so angry.
But no matter what you say now, it's already too late.
Now this group of women share the same hatred, and they are all twisted into a rope. They are picking on the prince and making trouble for him. The situation is even more unreasonable than when the aunt came.
Therefore, Sir Alex could only swallow his anger and give in step by step... Adele rested her chin on her hands, lying on the window, letting the sea breeze blow her hair.
She stared at the sea in trance for a while, then suddenly said: "Hey, do you think there are any mermaids in the sea?"
Fiona tapped her lips with her finger. She tilted her head and said thoughtfully: "I heard the captains talk about it, but it seems that none of them have ever seen it."
"Let me tell you," Catherine glanced at Lorraine. With dissatisfaction in her eyes, she said, "It's best not to have a mermaid."
"Why do you say that? Nicole." Adele asked cooperatively.
Catherine made a muffled sound from her nose, rolled her eyes at Lorraine, raised her head slightly, and said: "If it is true, once someone meets him, he might run away with him."
Adeline and Fiona blushed slightly, covered their mouths and smiled, with expressions of deep sympathy.
Lorraine rubbed her nose helplessly and said with a wry smile: "I said, going to the Elf Kingdom is not on my radar. I just took your uncle's order. Do you think I want to?"
The girls looked at Lorraine and nodded in unison. Not to mention anything else, just the drooling look was deeply imprinted in their minds.
Lorena smiled slyly like a little fox and said, "I'll tell you, when Lorraine got the telegram, she immediately packed her luggage without even a moment's hesitation."
"Huh?" The girls all glared at Lorraine.
Adele also asked with a pretty face: "Why does the Elf Kingdom insist on you attending the roll call?"
Lorraine spread her hands and said innocently: "How do I know? I am wronged~!"
"Bah, I dare say there is nothing fishy in this?" Catherine affirmed.
"that is."
"agree."
"Shady."
"A secret operation... maybe the elf princess is already ready..." Deipole said quietly.
The women all spoke in unison, surrounding Lorraine in the middle and began to criticize her verbally.
Leo was lying on the edge of the door frame not far away, with only half of his head exposed and looking inside.
Xiaobai's big head is on the other side of the door, and his big round eyes are unblinking.
Everyone's face was filled with frightened expressions.
"Boss is so pitiful~!" Leo shook his head sadly, patted Xiaobai's big head and specifically warned: "Remember Xiaobai, at times like this, we have to hide as far away as we can."
Xiaobai turned his head and thought for a while, not knowing what he thought of. He suddenly shuddered, and then nodded vigorously.
Seeing Xiao Bai being so frightened, Leo couldn't help but be startled. Later, he realized that the elephants, like him, all belonged to matriarchal communes.
Just when he was stunned and feeling strange, a clear voice suddenly came from behind him, saying: "Leo, what are you two hiding here?"
Leo jumped up as if someone had stepped on his tail. He looked at the girl in front of him who was as beautiful as a porcelain doll, grinned and said, "It's Milena, you scared me."
Melina put her hands behind her back, bent over and looked at Leo suspiciously, blinked her big bright eyes, and said, "What bad thing are you doing again?"
"Shhhh~!" Leo put his finger in front of his mouth to signal Melina to be quiet. He lay next to her ear and lowered his voice and said, "It's not me anymore, it's the boss."
Melina imitated Leo's behavior just now, stuck her head out and asked: "What's wrong with Brother Lorraine?"
I saw Lorraine constantly signing alliances under the city, trying his best to appease his girlfriends.
Leo looked at the group of girls around Lorraine, then at the pretty Melina, and said with emotion: "Meilin, it's better for you."
Milena's nose turned up and she said: "Idiot, did you only know this today?"
But then his face turned cold, he put his hands on his hips, looked directly at Leo, and said, "But I'm warning you, if that girl from the Elf tribe dares to hook up with you, I'll shoot her first."
As he spoke, he took out an exquisite women's revolver and waved it randomly above his head, his pink face full of domineering.
Leo's head shook like a rattle, and he kept saying: "No, absolutely not."
Xiaobai looked at his boss and his boss's boss in confusion. He took out an apple from his pocket with his nose curled up. He stuffed it into his mouth and ate it with a crunching sound. He swallowed it with a happy face. Then he looked at the people around him with playful smiles.
Leo, who was spinning around with Milena, flicked his tail, and then shook his head in a very old-fashioned way. He was probably lamenting that he was still happy being a foodie.
At this time, a young mage appeared at the door. He was probably frightened when he saw the crusade inside the room. When he was about to walk into the room, he suddenly stopped, hesitated in front of the door for two or three seconds, and wisely prepared to turn around and leave.
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Lorraine's eyes caught sight of the little mage, and she felt as if a savior had arrived. She left and grabbed the life-saving straw, turned around and asked seriously: "What's the matter?"
The girls' eyes instantly focused on the mage who broke in - everyone is having fun now. This guy has such no eyesight, he ran over at this time. If there is no big deal, he will go back and keep it for the rest of his life.
Reservoir~!
The young mage was so frightened by their powerful aura that he almost turned around and ran away. He whispered guiltily: "That, the horizon, I can already see the horizon."
Lorraine nodded solemnly and said, "How much time is left until we enter the port?"
The little mage didn't dare to raise his head. He looked down at his toes and said, "Two... we will arrive at Port Aceras in twenty minutes."
"Okay, I know." Lorraine secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
The little mage bowed and quickly left this place of right and wrong as if running away.
Catherine brushed herself up and stood up. She clenched her right hand into a pink fist and knocked it on the palm of her left hand. Her face was bright and she said loudly: "Sisters, let's also go and put on makeup to be in the best condition to fight."
The girls' fighting spirit was instantly high, and Lorraine could see with his naked eyes that their little universe was burning fiercely.
"We can't let those women from the elves who are waiting to seduce other men look down upon us." Adele swore loudly.
"Give them some color."
"One or two, come on... For a moment, the crowd was excited and the momentum was like a tide. It was like a peerless warrior who shattered his armor in hundreds of battles.
As an elegant, noble and beautiful woman, she must not allow herself to be compared to another woman.
Once such a woman really appears, either she will be disfigured, or she will directly learn from the advanced experience of the stepmother in "Snow White" and kill her directly.
This is the most basic awareness that a beautiful woman with elegant temperament and unparalleled beauty should have when she goes out to hang out~!
The girls held hands with each other in unity and walked indoors with their chests held high and their heads held high. When passing by Lorraine, they did not forget to step on Lorraine's feet.
After watching their enchanting backs disappear, Lorraine jumped up and rubbed her feet with a grin on her face - the high heels worn by those women were sharper than the tips of swords, and they were like murder weapons.
He smiled bitterly and thought to himself: "Aren't these guys from the elves just looking for trouble? They want me to be an ambassador out of thin air. I'm not a diplomat."
At this moment, Catherine suddenly rushed back in a rage.
Lorraine couldn't help being shocked, thinking that this bitch was planning to come back and fuck her again.
But what he didn't expect was that she hurried over, grabbed her arm, pulled it and pulled it inside.
Lorraine asked doubtfully: "What are you doing again?"
"Go and change your clothes." Catherine said anxiously, "Let's see what you look like."
Lorraine looked at himself. He was wearing a regular peacekeeping force general uniform, but without a military rank.
Lorraine's status as an envoy this time represented the United Nations, and in order to show the importance he attached to the Elf Kingdom, he specially wore the uniform of the deputy commander-in-chief of the peacekeeping force.
"It's good, no need to change, right?" Lorraine didn't want to bother anymore, and said, "If I wear something more normal, it will save the elven women from paying attention to me. It will also save you jealous people from tossing me."
However, Lord Luo just muttered the last sentence in his heart and was extremely smart and did not say it out loud.
Catherine glared at Lorraine angrily, and Tianyin scolded angrily, "How can that be done~! If you don't make you look so handsome that the elven women will blind their eyes, they will doubt our taste. We cannot afford to disgrace this person."
Lorraine was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered that the great philosopher once said that what a woman fights for is her man.
Next, Lorraine was rubbed back and forth by several pairs of beautiful hands, and was ravaged for a long time.
If it were normal, such as a wonderful night, Lord Lorraine would like this kind of treatment very much, and maybe he would howl twice to express his joy.
But now I feel as if I have just been released from a blender.
At this moment, Lord Lorraine was wearing a beautiful and straight marshal's dress, with a sword hanging on his waist, and his hair combed meticulously, and he was standing at the door of the war fortress again.
The marshal's outfit with a stand-up collar makes Lord Lorraine particularly tall and tall.
The girls were very satisfied with the results of their victory.
Although the clothes felt a little restrictive, Lorraine secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he was not dressed up like a general from Beibangzi. He was wearing messy and ugly medals, and he looked like he was wearing armor. He could tell at a glance that he was wearing a suit.
I bought it from a night market stall for three yuan.
Lorraine did not dare to compliment the public's aesthetics in this era. The generals and marshals he saw seemed to be unwilling to give up unless they dressed themselves up like a one-hundred-watt light bulb.
Something shiny.
Fortunately, Catherine's aesthetics were the same as hers, and they both hated things with nouveau riche vibes, so Lorraine only wore a sparkling eagle emblem on her chest.
Leo also dressed like an adult, wearing a suit of clothes meticulously, and was pushed by Melina, pushing her against Lorraine's side.
Lorraine looked at Leo as if something was stuck to his body. He kept twisting his hands and feet, obviously dissatisfied with his outfit, and kept muttering: "Men rely on their strength, and women rely on their clothes.
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Catherine slapped Leo unceremoniously and said: "Shut up, if you dare to embarrass me today, I will punish you with all your dividends for a year."
Leo quickly covered his mouth with both hands, shook his head vigorously, and then looked at each other with Lorraine, saying nothing.
Port Aceras, this port in the Elf Kingdom, a legendary place in people's hearts, gradually appeared clearly in Lorraine's sight.rx