While the women in the square were busy escaping, the War Fortress flew in at a low altitude and had already arrived in the center of the city.
Lorraine stood in front of the door and saw that the crowd that had gathered together suddenly became boiling and spread out chaotically like a pot boiling.
Unconsciously he felt doubtful, and turned to look at Catherine and asked: "What's going on down there? Is this another custom of the elves?"
The reason why he asked Catherine was because as an outstanding female politician, she spared no effort to help her boyfriend, and she paid a lot of attention to the customs of elves before coming here.
And this is something only she can do.
After all, Sir Luo's helpful housewives...well, although there are many good housewives, their personal priorities are also different due to different preferences.
If Adele were asked to study the customs and habits of the Elf Kingdom, as a senior rot girl, she would definitely have gone astray and studied the memorized history of the outstanding heroes of the Elf Kingdom.
Let Lorena come, she promises to study the composition of elf magic.
Let Claudia come, and she will study the method of harmonious coexistence between elven druids and animals.
Deipole will criticize the elves for their poor espionage work.
Not to mention Adelin and Fiona, both of them are Semitic noblewomen. They received Semitic education since they were young and have no favorable impressions of the elves at all.
As for Vera, she will definitely focus on those shiny things made by the elves.
And the most terrifying thing is the Pope.
She will definitely turn the study of elven customs into a big discussion about the primitiveness, irrationality, and deceitfulness of elven religion. If not, it may even trigger a religious war.
Only Her Royal Highness Princess Catherine is relatively sane.
She has rich political experience and an extremely keen political sense. She is also experienced in various state negotiations and has rich experience.
As an excellent politician, she can easily infer by studying the customs and habits of the Elf Kingdom, and then comparing the standards, attitudes, and even imperceptible tone and body language of the elves when they receive her group.
Find out what attitude the elves hold towards their mission this time. Find out their bottom line.
Then based on these, formulate and modify your own negotiation plan. Take advantage of them as much as possible~!
Therefore, Princess Catherine has become Lord Luo's only reliable assistant who can still rely on him.
There is a famous saying in Lord Lowe's family: 'If you are not sure about foreign affairs, ask Catherine. If you are not sure about domestic affairs, ask Claudia. If you are not sure about sexual matters, ask Lord Lowe.'
Unfortunately, although Catherine had read a lot of information during this period and was extremely familiar with the customs and habits of the Elf Kingdom, she still felt a little strange at this time.
She looked at the crowd below, gently held her delicate chin like a melon seed with her fingers, tilted her head slightly and thought for a long time. Then she replied: "It seems... no, I haven't heard of it anyway."
Adeling looked at the crowd in the square below her attentively, and after observing for a moment, she said: "They... they seem to be running away..."
The girls were startled for a moment, and then they ignored the various enchanting poses they had already put in. They all came to the window and looked at the chaotic scene in front of them.
"Really, no one is taking care of it. What if an accident happens?"
"What happened down there?"
"What happened?"
"Isn't this order too bad?"
"What happened?"
"..."
As the saying goes, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." These girls all care about Lorraine. Although they keep talking about the following situation, they will not believe it even to death. The elf women below are because they heard
My tall, handsome, rich, gentle, considerate, romantic and affectionate boyfriend, Lorraine, ran away due to her notoriety.
Not to mention, the sounds below are noisy, and there is a wide open space between the War Fortress and the crowd. It is really difficult to hear what the elves in the lively square are shouting. Please keep this in mind.
Vera's ears were quite pointed, but her bright eyes rolled, and she was thinking about whether to tell Lorraine and the others what she heard. After hesitating for a moment, Vera sighed and thought to herself: "Look, Master
You’re so happy, why don’t you say anything?”
Vera was thinking very long term. According to Uncle Lorraine's donkey temper, what if he gets furious after knowing about it and really jumps down to snatch an elf woman?
According to Lord Lorraine's bad temper, this possibility is very high.
When Lorraine and the others were all confused, the war fortress was firmly parked in the middle of the square. On the opposite side, officials from the Elf Kingdom who had come to welcome them were lined up and waiting.
The war fortress had just come to a standstill, cheerful welcome music was played in the square, and the host hurriedly came up to greet him.
Lorraine couldn't help but frown again while listening to the music.
Due to the arrogance and elegance of the elves, who pursue the harmonious resonance between man and nature, their band does not use loud instruments such as bass drums and gongs, but uses flutes, horns, harps and other instruments with rich vocal changes.
musical instruments.
Therefore, although the music sounds good, Sir Alex, who is used to hearing noise, feels a little uncomfortable.
Seeing that Lorraine was still in a daze, Catherine hurriedly pushed her and whispered: "Let's go."
"Ah?" Lorraine was startled for a moment, then stepped forward and walked down the open door.
Behind him, a group of girls looked at each other, took a deep breath, and nodded solemnly: This is the first war between the human, Semitic and elven beauty pageants. We can only win but not lose~!
Immediately, he walked out with his head held high and his chest held high.
The sun was shining brightly at this time, and the refreshing sea breeze was blowing from the port. Seabirds were hovering in the air, and the breeze was slowly blowing the girls' hair and clothes.
He is free from the worldly world, as graceful as a startled dragon, and graceful as a fairy.
The nobles of the Elf Kingdom who came to greet Lorraine were suddenly stunned.
For a moment, he seemed to feel that he had seen the legendary gate to the fairyland, between the evergreen forest and the fountain of youth, where the eternally youthful goddesses lived happily forever.
Not only the elven nobles who were preparing to welcome Lorraine and the others, but also the elves in the square were stunned when they saw the girls walking out of the war fortress at the same time.
Even the elves who claimed to be used to seeing beautiful women were shocked by the overwhelming beauty of Catherine and the others. They were speechless for a moment.
The elves have a saying that beauty should come from the inside out, which means that while they value appearance, they also value temperament.
Most of the women in the Elf Kingdom have received a long period of education. The customs also value intellectual women who are well-educated and knowledgeable. They should learn music, art and cooking skills from a young age.
Therefore, even girls from ordinary families are not much worse in temperament than aristocratic ladies in human society. Moreover, they are more delicate and aura than those who are contaminated by the dust of the world.
For a long time, elves have simply believed that only women from their elven tribe can have a perfect temperament.
But the girls who suddenly appeared broke the elves' confidence in an instant with their peerless grace.
Every one of the girls around Lorraine not only has a stunning appearance, but also has an elegant and outstanding temperament.
Some are graceful and elegant. Some are bright and beautiful, charming and kind. Some are intellectual and introverted, with big breasts. Some are vigorous and heroic, confident and self-reliant. Some are charming and naive, innocent and sunny. Some are holy and elegant, like goddesses.
…
In addition, there is a little girl who is cute, smart, and as beautiful as the most exquisite porcelain from the Eastern Kingdom of Selis.
Each person has a different temperament, just like the legendary goddesses from heaven descending together.
Especially in order to give the stinky elves some color, Catherine and the others put a lot of effort into dressing themselves up.
With an extra-large wallet filled with gold coins like Lorraine, girls can easily choose various cosmetics and different styles of clothing to dress themselves up.
Just like what Goblin Silverlight said to the nouveau riche barbarian Huck, his four hundred kilograms of gold property is not enough to pay for Lorraine's girlfriends' makeup for half a year.
They all appreciate beauty, and with the collective efforts, everyone shows their own temperament 100%.
There are also two or three such young, beautiful, 100% beautiful and smart women in the elves, but they are all Shuyuan from famous families, or royal princesses.
Such a perfect woman, the occasional appearance of one or two is enough to make people unforgettable for a lifetime.
In front of the elves, ten people appeared at the same time. This made the elves, who had always been confident, speechless for a moment. They just stared blankly at the crowd in the middle of the square.
Later, someone once described this moment as like "the kingdom of heaven has come and hundreds of flowers are in full bloom."
The royal painters who witnessed all this spent several years trying to reproduce this breathtaking beauty on canvas.
But in the end, they all failed without exception. They could draw the temperament of one or two girls, but they could not draw the temperament of all girls.
Catherine and the others had no idea how much of a sensation they had caused, and they waved to the elves on both sides in a warm and friendly manner.
Looking at the stupid elf noble opposite him, Lorraine felt at a loss.
They seemed to be immobilized and didn't know what to say.
Lord Lorraine was not familiar with the etiquette of elves at all, and he didn't know whether he should say anything at this time. He heard that elves are very sensitive, so if he said something wrong, it would be a diplomatic dispute.
For a while, the two sides were stuck here face to face.
After a moment of silence, Lorraine finally coughed, waking up the elf nobles opposite.
This well-built nobleman, who was about thirty or forty years old, was shocked suddenly, then shook his head and woke up, and saw Lorraine looking at him with a strange expression.
The noble's pale face instantly turned red, he folded his palms on his chest, bowed slightly, spoke in beautiful Elvish language, and then switched to common language and said: "Welcome, your distinguished Deputy Commander-in-Chief of Lorraine.
My Excellency, Faertu, has been ordered by His Majesty the King to greet you." Lorraine nodded and said seriously: "I am very happy to come to the Elf Kingdom. Your Excellency, Lafaertu, has been waiting for a long time. I am extremely sorry."
"Don't you dare, don't you dare." Faertu was polite in a hurry. When he stood up, he suddenly glanced at the girls behind Lorraine. His eyes suddenly became very strange, with admiration, but also dissatisfaction and jealousy.
Lorraine saw the look in his eyes and secretly wondered, are all the secret elves such weirdos?
But looking over again, Phaertu's face had turned into a formal expression.
He stretched out his hand and said politely: "Your Excellency, Deputy Commander-in-Chief and his ladies, please come with me. The welcome ceremony has been prepared."
When Phaertu said what the ladies said, the girls were filled with joy, and their impression of this strange elf instantly improved a lot.
"Please~!" Lorraine said politely and followed Faertu and the elven officials towards the tall building at the end of the square.
Lorraine's eyes looked to both sides. The elves in the square were noisy and buzzing, but it didn't seem like they were cheering, but more like they were discussing.
Faertu softly introduced the elf nobles who were waiting for Lorraine. Lorraine responded with an absent-minded "Uh-huh".
My ears listened to the voices of the people on both sides.
"Enough has been seen. Go back quickly, my dear daughter."
"His surname is Lorraine. Look again. Be careful he snatches you away."
Lorraine thought for a moment and understood what was going on. Lorraine himself had heard about the reputation of the Lorraine family in the Elf Kingdom. After all, it was their family's business.
Of course, after Carl Lorraine and Princess Sissi broke through all the obstacles and disappeared into the dark night, the elves tried to cover it up out of face issues, giving the impression to humans that the elves didn't pay much attention to this matter.
Same.
But when they returned to China, they caused an uproar and made a fuss. Since then, the name of the Lorraine family has become a derogatory term in the elves.
At that time, when Lorraine's ancestors talked about this allusion, they were always full of pride and pride. They didn't care what the people in the Elf Kingdom thousands of miles away thought.
Lorraine thought that she must have heard that she was coming, and the elven people were so afraid that they wanted to take their daughter away.
Suddenly, not far from me, a childish voice said crisply: "Lorraine's wife is so beautiful, she must not be a bad person."
In the customs of elves, beauty is justice, heroes are always handsome men and beautiful women, and villains are ugly monsters such as humans and goblins. They are not like humans, and there is also the term femme fatale.
Lorraine turned to look at the person who bravely spoke for her, and found that she was a 18-year-old girl, pointing at Catherine and the others and speaking loudly.
When he saw Lorraine's gaze, the little girl's father suddenly picked up the little girl, turned around, and rushed into the crowd as if he had seen a ghost.
Lorraine was so angry that she flattened her mouth. Faertu was also startled and said quickly: "Your Excellency, Deputy Commander-in-Chief, please don't take the words of a child to heart. Children don't know that things in the world are complicated."
Lorraine smiled slightly on the surface, but felt unspeakably awkward in her heart, and thought to herself: Why does this seem a bit wrong?
Catherine's chuckle came from behind.
Two seconds later, Lorraine finally understood. What Faertu meant was that although his girlfriend was beautiful, he was still a bad person.
Lorraine was so confused that she didn't want to jump up and hit someone. She thought to herself: What the hell? How can you talk like this?
Suddenly he understood why when he was sent as an envoy to the elves abroad, Wabador and Lester had gloating expressions on their faces.
Several colleagues have specifically told me that elves have bad personalities and should avoid dealing with them.
Lorraine finally understood why the Elf Kingdom, which was full of handsome men and beauties, was not lovable. The tempers of these guys were really smelly, hard, and annoying.
Lorraine snorted and decided not to argue with this Faertu. She thought to herself: You, old boy, had better not get into my hands or let me let you clean the toilet for the rest of your life. It's really annoying.
Catherine and the others also saw that Uncle Lorraine was angry. They had heard about the bad temper of the elves for a long time. Catherine smiled behind Lorraine, pushed Lorraine's arm, and said softly: "Okay, okay, let's go quickly.
.”
Faertu saw that the young deputy commander-in-chief suddenly seemed very unhappy, and he was still wondering, secretly wondering: "Did something happen?"
The city hall of Athelas is built on the foundation of the huge redwood tree, the Pillar of Athelas.
A beautiful three-story palace-style building was built around the big tree, with red tiles and white walls, decorated with blue hua patterns, which is both grand and beautiful.
A plank road stretches out from the roof of the city hall and spirals up along the tree trunks until it is hidden among the tree canopy.
Phaertu waved his hand and said respectfully: "Please."
"Wait~!" Leo suddenly jumped out with a raised hand.
Melina couldn't catch Leo and was so angry that she stamped her little feet and said anxiously: "Leo, what are you doing?"
Lorraine suddenly remembered the glorious tradition passed down by Julian, hey, he smiled, and turned to look at Phaertu with evil intentions.
Under the surprised gazes of Faertu and the elf officials, Leo took a few steps and ran to the big tree in front of the city hall, unzipped his pants, pointed them at the tree trunk and sizzled, and fucked Ruman
An old family affair.
Milena screamed "Yeah" and raised her hands to cover her eyes, but her fingertips revealed a gap big enough for an elephant to pass through. She said in a clear voice angrily: "Shameless, shameless. Leo, you bad boy
…”
Faertu's jaw almost dropped to the ground in shock, and he shouted in his heart: What is going on? What's going on? This is not written in the welcome ceremony process?
Catherine had long been dissatisfied with them because of Faertu's sarcastic remarks about Lorraine just now. She dared to say that her boyfriend was not a good person. In another place, Her Royal Highness the Princess must show him what royal majesty is.
So when he saw Leo making his mark in Acelas, he had no intention of stopping him at all. Instead, he lightly kicked Xiaobai.
Bai immediately understood the holy meaning, roared, rushed to his boss, and started pouring water loudly, humming as he poured water. Faertu's face turned green.
Leo lifted up his pants, patted Xiaobai's big head, walked back laughing, and proudly said to Faertu: "Remember to put a circle around it to protect it, and apply for a world cultural tourism holy site later."
After that, he waved his hand and added very generously: "I won't charge you any fees."
Faertu suddenly woke up, grabbed Lorraine's arm eagerly, almost dragged Lorraine inside, and said: "Your Excellency, please come with me."
Lorraine turned her head and gave Leo a thumbs up, smiled at Catherine, and thought to herself: After all, she is her own woman.
In front of the gate of the city hall, a large group of people gathered around an old man in the middle. Elite rangers dressed in green with eagle feathers on their hats, carrying bows and arrows on their backs, holding scimitars in their hands, lined up in a long line behind the crowd.
After seeing Lorraine, the old man in the middle of the crowd walked up to him at a leisurely pace, stretched out his hands and gave Lorraine a firm shake, and said: "Welcome, Karl, the descendant of Lorraine and Princess Sissi.
The Elf Kingdom will always welcome Lorraine like family."
Lorraine bowed slightly and said seriously: "See your Majesty~!"