Chapter 1268: Those bastards are cheap again (seeking a monthly ticket)
At 4:50 pm on July 15, 835 in the Julian calendar, the United Nations unanimously approved the armed intervention code-named "Sword of Justice" within ten minutes before going off to get off work.
Intentionally or unintentionally, they also used their actual actions to verify an important office law that applies everywhere: all decisions on major issues are basically made within ten minutes before leaving get off work.
Immediately, that night, the beeping sound in the telegraph room of Feiying Tietong Telegraph and Telecommunications Company continued throughout the night.
Ambassadors from various countries are all working hard to send messages to their capitals, report their requests for instructions, and receive the highest instructions from their leaders.
Afterwards, these ambassadors and their staff gathered in a small dark room for urgent closed-door consultations.
The next morning, after staying up all night, the ambassadors, whose eyes were swollen like pandas, hurriedly came to the United Nations to work again.
According to the agenda, today we will start to form a coalition, go to Leiria to go to the kingdom to steal money, things, and women... uh, go to Leiria to maintain peace.
Save the innocent people of Lyria who are in dire straits, punish the evil, uphold justice, eliminate the cruel tyrants, and bring freedom and democracy to the people of Lyria...
However, the conference had just begun, many people had just sat down, and had not even finished greetings. Then everyone had conflicts over the composition of the coalition forces, and the quarrel continued to be more intense than yesterday.
"Why do you Borina provide 20,000 people? We Thalasa can provide 30,000 people."
"According to what you say, our Riboll Principality can also provide 20,000 people."
"Stop it, you think there are only 700,000 people in the country. Do you want to include those who are still breastfeeding... Whenever one person stands up to speak, another person will immediately jump up to refute.
At the meeting, there was a lot of excitement and quarrels.
Everyone knows that the Kingdom of Leiria is nothing but a copy that gives away experience points and gold coins.
Go grab things from them...well, maintain the peace, that's a business where you make money but don't lose anything.
In this case, whoever sends more troops can rob more things, more money, and more women.
Therefore, everyone is sending as many troops as possible to join the peacekeeping force to obtain greater benefits.
Everyone in the venue was noisy and spitting, their faces were red and their necks were thick, and no one was willing to take a step back.
Due to the full dedication, the meeting used to be a "torture" for everyone. But today, it seems that it has reached noon in the blink of an eye.
Even the time for dessert has passed, but there are still signs of the end of the meeting.
The ambassadors were reluctant to give in. They seemed to have forgotten their lunch.
When it comes to their respective interests, the representatives are biting their tongues and dare not let go, and the stalemate is about to continue.
"Stop arguing~!" Suddenly an ambassador suddenly slammed the table and jumped up. He shouted loudly: "With your efficiency in doing things, the peacekeeping force will not be able to touch Leiria next year.
Our 20,000 peacekeeping troops from Casmonlia have already set off~!
You can’t think of it, hahahaha…”
His words immediately caused a strong protest in the venue.
"Cheating~!"
"You little turtle grandson, you are so ungrateful."
"You are betraying me."
"Contempt the United Nations."
"We demand that he be punished...I propose that everyone maintain peace with him first..."
"Fuck you, I'll save you bastard first... All of a sudden, all the ambassadors stood up, glaring at each other fiercely, rolled up their sleeves, and were about to start a fight.
Lester was sitting on the rostrum, and his brain was about to explode from their quarrel. It had been a whole morning, and the sound of the quarrel had not dropped by one decibel in five hours.
As the president of the United Nations, Lester also knows that these brats are all "donkeys". It's like they don't have enough weight to control the situation. They can keep arguing until they spit out all their spit at night.
"Isn't he just a little Lyria~!!!" Lester cursed in his heart.
Leiria has a population of five million and an army of 70,000. It is only a place as big as a fingernail on the map. Compared with other countries, it is indeed a small country.
Moreover, this country is located in a plain and is famous for growing potatoes and Chinese cabbage. The people live and work in peace and contentment and never cause trouble.
The combat effectiveness of the army does not exceed fifteen at most, and they are simply a bunch of scum.
Not to mention anything else, Maple Leaf Danlin could defeat them all by himself.
As a result, this bunch of idiots had been arguing here for a long time, but they didn't even make a big decision.
Lester was very impatient and immediately decided to end this farce of fighting over the division of accounts. He patted Obaham next to him and said: "Hey, old ghost."
Obaham, on the other hand, looked like an old man and was not affected by the noisy atmosphere of the venue at all. He lowered his eyes and flipped through a magazine with a relaxed expression.
Feeling Lester's movement, Obaham took out two balls of cotton from his ears and said, "What did you say?"
Lester's old face darkened, and he thought to himself: Is there still such a meeting? This damn old bastard.
He was so angry that he glared at Obaham, and then said patiently: "It's useless to continue arguing. I think we can just work together and set some rules for them."
Obaham nodded in agreement, and the two of them huddled together to discuss for a moment, and then sat apart.
Lester reached out, picked up the wooden hammer, and started banging hard.
The dull sound echoed in the auditorium, drowning out the noise of everyone.
Everyone turned their heads to look and saw Lester with a dark face, as if he was trying to eat someone. They all sat down again obediently.
None of the three giants in Maple Leaf Danlin can be offended by them.
Seeing that everyone calmed down obediently, Lester coughed twice and said in a deep voice: "I am very happy to see that everyone can open up and express their opinions.
This is good. If everyone has any questions, they are all open and open. They don’t hide it or hide it. This is a good thing and is worth encouraging."
As he said this, he clapped his hands several times.
He spoke in an official tone and treated everyone as his subordinates, as if the head teacher was holding a meeting for the students.
This made everyone look at each other a little bit, but no one had the courage to stand up and raise objections.
Everyone knows that although the old guy looks sanctimonious on the surface, he is actually the most petty. If he is offended, the old guy might turn himself into a toad and then throw it into the pot to stew a pot of fragrant toad potatoes.
Soup.
At this time, Lester was very happy when he saw that no one said anything. In his heart, he thought that he had high moral standing and so on. With just a few words, he used his virtue to deceive others, making all the donkeys realize their mistakes and were so ashamed.
Dare to speak out.
He paused for a moment, and then continued: "Although it's good for everyone to express their opinions, but~!
But this quarrel is not the answer. We still have to proceed from the overall situation. Unite sincerely, seek common ground while reserving differences, improve together, and develop together..."
For a moment, he was talking a little too excitedly. He talked about the importance of unity, studying hard and making progress every day, paying attention to safety. Family planning, combating pornography and illegal activities, protecting intellectual property rights...
He chatted for more than half an hour.
The ambassadors all seemed to have been cursed. Their faces turned pale, and they almost foamed at the mouth. They fainted and fell to the ground. Everyone thought that this was some kind of forbidden curse that Lester had researched.
Finally, Lester thought for a long time and realized that there was really nothing more to say, so he cleared his throat and said: "In a word, in a word.
We just discussed it and decided that each member state participating in the United Nations can only send a maximum of 10,000 people to participate."
After everyone heard this, they suddenly woke up.
One... ten thousand?
This is too little.
Someone will immediately raise objections.
Lester glared and said in a threatening tone: "This is a unanimous democratic decision made by the United Nations Bureau. Anyone who has an opinion will be deprived of his qualifications to participate."
When the old guy gets mad, it's really not a trivial matter.
The giants of the United Nations have reached a consensus. Others who want to oppose must first weigh their own weight.
It's no surprise.
Under strong pressure, various countries quickly reached an agreement to set the maximum number of peacekeeping troops for each country at 10,000.
According to statistics at the venue, the total number of troops participating in this peacekeeping operation reached an astonishing more than 200,000 people.
This is under the condition that many small countries only provide 1,000 or 3,000 people.
The meeting finally ended successfully, and only then did the ambassadors remember that their stomachs were already growling.
Everyone unanimously decided to have a good meal, opened a bottle of 1964 Royal Salute, and served a two-foot-long lobster to express their gratitude for their hard work in serving the country.
At this time, someone suddenly asked weakly, "But, who should be in charge?"
The ambassadors who were about to leave work were stunned for a moment.
Yes, who should take command?
This is an army of more than 200,000 people, involving more than 50 countries.
If they rush into Leiria without any order, no one can guarantee that nothing will go wrong even if they face Leiria's meager military strength and have an overwhelming advantage.
What's more, before the Lyrians could resist, they might start fighting because of the uneven distribution of the spoils.
The ambassadors who had just left their seats looked at each other in confusion, and then sat down with a straight face, sharpening their knives and preparing for the next fight.
The position of the commander-in-chief is more important than the number of troops sent just now.
Sitting in the position of commander-in-chief, you can leave all the benefits to your own people and leave the dirty work, blood and sweat to others.
"I propose that the country that contributes the most troops should serve as commander-in-chief."
"You are so funny, everyone only contributes 10,000 yuan."
"Why don't we let the one with the greatest national power take command?"
"Just because you have more land, you might as well be fatter than someone else... Ambassadors from various countries are noisy and constantly staged alliances. Some form cliques, some are firmly opposed, and some are in a dilemma.
"I remember that our peacekeeping force has a commander-in-chief and a deputy commander-in-chief, right?"
A voice interrupted the debate in the venue. Everyone froze for a moment, suddenly woke up, and thought to themselves: "Yes, the peacekeeping force has a commander."
Archduke Julius and Lorraine have been away from Maple Leaf Danlin for so long that everyone has forgotten that these two are the official commanders of the United Nations peacekeeping forces.
Lorraine and Grand Duke Julian originally had an ambitious plan. Within the framework of the United Nations, they would integrate the armaments of all countries on the continent and organize them into a unified whole to deal with the undead tribe who were actively preparing for war.
However, this plan is too beautiful and somewhat wishful thinking. No country on the mainland is willing to hand over its armed forces.
For this reason, Lord Lorraine was forced to run away by them together.
After the plan was shelved, it was quickly forgotten, and even the two commanders-in-chief faded from public attention.
When the peacekeeping force was established again, they remembered that they had leaders.
"It's broken. The Ruman people will take advantage of it again."
Lester showed a scheming smile and said proudly in his heart: "You bunch of idiots, I'm just waiting for you here. You must be dumbfounded now~!"
Then he banged the hammer and said loudly: "Then follow the procedures and ask the commander of the peacekeeping force to come back and take charge of the overall situation."
The ambassadors from various countries secretly screamed, and then they realized that they had been plotted. No wonder the Ruman Empire and Lord Lorraine himself, who had such a big hatred against De Rossi, said nothing. It turned out that they had been waiting to take over the peacekeeping operations for a long time.
force.
Those bastards got a free advantage again~!
"Poison. Really poisonous~!" Many people cursed secretly in their hearts.
However, although the plan has been decided, the two nominal commander-in-chief and deputy commander-in-chief of the peacekeeping force are not in Maple Leaf Danlin at the moment.
Justice Julius was busy with the economic construction of the eastern provinces, supervising military training and building railways, etc., and was too busy to get away.
The United Nations immediately sent a telegram asking Grand Duke Julius if he was willing to command this just peacekeeping operation to "defend democracy and freedom."
Just when everyone thought that Archduke Ruman, an old gangster, was going to turn his grief over broken love into motivation and come out again, unexpectedly, Archduke Julius directly refused.
In his reply, Archduke Julius expressed high praise for this action, but later stated that he was really unable to leave because he lacked energy and could not continue to serve as commander-in-chief of the peacekeeping forces, and asked the United Nations to approve his resignation.
At this moment, everyone was dumbfounded. This was different from what was in the script.
At the same time, Lord Lorraine was in the Governor's Palace in Nai'an, also reading the telegram from Maple Leaf Danlin.
Leo took the telegram and thought about it for a long time, pinched his fleshy chin, and laughed: "Boss, what is this called?
It was these people who made a lot of noise and drove us away. Now it is these people who are crying and begging us to go back. I said, do they have any shame? I feel ashamed for them."
Lorraine shrugged slightly and said: "Politicians, isn't that what it is all about? In the face of interests, face is nothing, can it be eaten?"
Leo scratched his head and said, "Yes."
"What did the Grand Duke say?" Lorraine turned to Catherine who was busy at work.
Catherine threw away the pen in her hand, stretched lazily, and said: "Father, of course he refused. Regardless of his refusal, he also resigned from the position of commander-in-chief of the peacekeeping force. He will not play with them at all."
Lorraine pursed her lips and thought to herself: It was because of her cheap father-in-law that she just gave up her job if she wasn't happy.
"Of course, the reason is very high-sounding," Catherine motioned to Lorraine to rub her shoulders, and then sighed comfortably under Lorraine's strong hands and said, "But I guess that the old man thinks that Leiria is too young.
It's not enough for him to kick him, it will humiliate his status and make him so angry that he doesn't want to do it anymore."
Lorraine burst out laughing, knowing her father better than her daughter, this is really what happened.
However, if the Grand Duke was called back in order to reorganize the entire continent's army, I guess he would readily agree.
But for the sake of a little Leiria, the Grand Duke was called back to work for them. With the arrogant temper of the Grand Duke Julius, he was so angry that he slapped the table and scolded his mother.
"What are you going to do?" Catherine picked up the thick telegram and waved it in front of Lorraine.
Leo stood in front of Catherine with his hands on his hips, chest and belly raised, and shouted angrily: "If he says we will go back, we will go back? Doesn't that make us lose face?"
Who do we think we are? We will go away as soon as we are waved away, and we will come back when we are called upon.
Bah~!”
Leo's words won the hearts of the girls. Princess Lulu couldn't help but applaud and praised Leo for the first time: "You are so right."
They were aggrieved that their boyfriends had been squeezed out of Maple Leaf Danlin. They were holding back their anger and had long planned to take revenge when they got the chance.
Hearing everyone's praise, Leo smiled proudly.
"Little fat man, it turns out that you can say such a good thing." Mr. Lulu winked at Leo.
Leo waved his hand modestly and said, "That is,"
But he reacted immediately and said angrily: "Are you saying that I don't speak well?"
Princess Lulu stepped forward and patted Leo's head gently, and said with a smile: "I didn't say that, you just made it up in your own head."
"Hey, don't leave," Leo pointed at Princess Lulu, chased after her and pestered her, "Please tell me clearly, this guy's breasts are not as high as his butt."
"What did you say~!" Princess Lulu suddenly jumped up like an annoyed cat.
"Oops, you told the truth." Leo covered his mouth and slipped out of Lulu's side.
"You little ruffian, stop here~!" Princess Lulu chased out angrily.
Catherine slapped her forehead, turned around and glanced at Lorraine, and said angrily: "The breasts are not as high as the butt? Who taught him?"
Lorraine quickly raised her hands as if innocent and said: "It's definitely not me."
Then he rubbed Catherine's shoulders diligently, and there was no one in the room that was an eyesore. Lorraine's hands slid down from Catherine's shoulders and passed through the thin silk dress in the summer.
In this hot summer day, and in their own home, Catherine and the others were all dressed in cool clothes, revealing their alluring and sinfully graceful figures.
Catherine's pretty face turned red, she held down Lorraine's mischievous hand, picked up a bit of flesh on the back of his hand and pinched it hard, and said angrily: "It's broad daylight, what if Leo breaks in again..."
"Tch, I saw that guy holding a lollipop yesterday and trying to coax Mileena to kiss her," Lorraine said with a smile.
Catherine suddenly regained her energy, twisted and sat up straight in her chair, took Lorraine's hand and asked with concern: "What was the result?"
It's about her brother's growth and performance, so as a sister, of course she is worried about it.
Lorraine clapped her thighs and laughed loudly, saying, "Melena found out and was beaten severely, and her lollipop was even taken away."
"Hey," Catherine smiled and fell into Lorraine's arms, and cursed bitterly: "This little fool. Forget it, never mind, what are you going to do about the peacekeeping force?"
Sir Lorraine snorted coldly and said: "These people will not be obedient unless you give them some painful lessons. Let them play by themselves. I, the deputy commander-in-chief, will not do it anymore."
Catherine grabbed Lorraine's hands and said seriously: "You really don't care?"
Lorraine smiled and said confidently: "Isn't it true that there is a staff department? We have hundreds of junior staff officers who will fight with landlords all day long. We should find some work for them."
A brief telegram was sent from Neidel to Maple Leaf Danlin that day. Deputy Commander-in-Chief Lorraine also stated that he did not have time to direct Operation Sword of Justice and resigned from the position of Deputy Commander-in-Chief due to busy affairs.
When the news came, the United Nations ambassadors were stunned.
Unexpectedly, there are still people who want to resign despite having the highest military rank in the mainland. I don’t know whether this pair of father-in-laws are high-spirited or just clever.
But the real problem is that the peacekeeping force has not found a commander-in-chief that everyone can convince.
Lester and Obaham were happy to watch their jokes. Anyway, for a small Leiria and De Rossi, annihilating them is a matter of hands. It is really not worth the big guys to worry about. After laughing, they
Just threw it aside.
In desperation, the peacekeeping force staff set up a joint organization to provide coordination, liaison, and intelligence support for the peacekeeping forces of various countries. How to fight depends entirely on the performance of each country.
The peacekeeping force went off without a supreme commander.
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