Chapter 1436 State, Navy and Department of Justice
September 3, 836 in the Julian calendar, was sunny.
The autumn breeze brings coolness, it is a good time of the year, the weather is neither cold nor hot, the sunshine of early autumn shines all over the earth, and along with the melodious bells, Maple Leaf Danlin College has restored its former peace and tranquility.
In a huge conference room in the United Nations building in Maple Leaf, the breeze blew through the open windows and raised the white linen curtains.
A white pigeon flapped its wings and landed on the window sill. It made a sound of "coo coo, coo coo" and walked back and forth on the window sill. It tilted its head and looked at the conference room, as if wondering why it suddenly appeared here.
A group of sculptures.
A group of well-dressed ambassadors were sitting together. They all said nothing and sat motionless on their chairs. They rolled their eyes and looked at each other's expressions.
Trying to find some flaws in the other person's expression.
Although a few days ago, the ambassadors of the United Nations were all frightened by the information brought by Lorraine, and then voted unanimously to approve the resolution to send troops.
In terms of intelligence against the undead, no one knows more than Lord Lorraine, who has the intelligence resources of Semitic undercover agents, Eagle Group agents and Fantino agents.
The War Fortress and the Undead War Plan were all brought back by Lord Lorraine, and he also kidnapped the Flower of Spiritual Flash, the most beautiful woman of the Semitic race, back.
Since the undead can build a war fortress, it is very possible to build a magic weapon that is a thousand times larger than the war fortress. Don't forget, it has been a long time since the war fortress first appeared on the human continent.
A thousand years.
In this thousand years, anything can happen.
As soon as the decision to send troops is passed, millions of troops will immediately move. Thousands of sails will race across the river. Thousands of ships will launch together. The army will march eastward and land on the Semitic continent with an indomitable spirit. It will eliminate the high priest of the undead with the force of plowing the courts and sweeping holes.
and its lackeys.
Release the people of the Shen clan from being suspended upside down, defeat the evil dark mage, and then join hands to create a warm, loving, and happy feudal family. Let's work together towards a better tomorrow...
In fact, this kind of talk can only deceive the mentally retarded with an IQ below 25. In fact, this is a completely impossible thing.
For the United Nations, an institution that cannot be more bureaucratic, it is incredible that it can pass a resolution in a short period of time.
This is because the ambassadors of various countries are very afraid of death after experiencing a war. They are afraid that the high priest will come back and some Sid warship will appear above them and kill them all.
Under the threat of terror, consensus was quickly achieved.
After the resolution was passed on August 28, all the ambassadors sent telegrams back to their home countries as soon as possible, and then... uh. And because it was the weekend, they strictly implemented the civil servants' leave regulations promulgated by the country.
Two weekends off.
When they turned back, it took another day or two before they received instructions from the country. This was not surprising, because domestic officials also needed to celebrate Sunday.
This made Lord Lorraine, who often didn't even know the day of the week, so angry that he yelled, "The more people don't work, the more screwed up they are."
However, the discussion can be concluded within a day or two, which is a rare high efficiency in today's bureaucracy.
In the past, if we had not looked at it, discussed it, looked at it again, and discussed it again, it would have taken ten days and a half, and we would never have thought that those officials would do anything serious.
And this is entirely because of the help of Flying Eagle Telecom. If we need to send a message quickly like before, we may not be able to get the news even after a month or two.
Just a round trip from Maple Leaf Danlin to Samarkand, a 600-mile fast horse trip, would take a month without stopping day and night.
After the ambassadors received the domestic instructions, they immediately began a new round of bargaining.
War itself is the biggest business in the world.
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I don’t know how long it took, but someone in the conference room finally couldn’t help but stand up and shouted loudly: “Everyone, everyone~!
Liberating the Semitic continent, rescuing the people living under the cruel rule of the High Priest of the Undead, and ensuring their most basic human rights is our unshirkable responsibility and is based on the conscience of a believer in the God of Light.
May the God of Light bless us and the poor Semitic people.
Here, on behalf of our great Queen Isabella, I solemnly declare: Our Almohad Empire has a powerful navy. In this cross-sea expedition, no matter how many ships are sent, our navy is willing to account for 10% of the total.
Forty’s share…”
Before he could finish what he said, someone next to him had already slapped the case and shouted angrily: "Fart~!"
Your navy is powerful, and our Ruman navy is not a vegetarian. Why do you account for 40% and we still account for 50%...
Do you want us to come out and have a fight?"
The ambassadors of the Ruman Empire and the Almohad ambassadors immediately exchanged cold eyebrows and clenched their fists to prepare for a "direct and frank" debate.
Just as the two of them stared at each other, on the other side, the ambassador of the Elf Kingdom sneered, puffed up his chest, and then said proudly: "When it comes to the navy, who is as powerful as the navy of our Elf Kingdom?
Let's do this, you can unify all the ships and then hand them over to us..."
The rest of the people all gave him a 'poof', and for a moment spittle was flying randomly in the venue, and even the unscrupulous bitch even spit out disgusting thick phlegm.
Alf, the ambassador of the Elf Kingdom, reached out and wiped it, and then he became furious. He jumped up from his chair in anger, looked around, and shouted with a livid face: "I bought a watch last year~! Who is it?
Who~!
Grandma, forget about spitting. She actually dares to spit at me. If you dare to stand up, I will fight with him..."
Everyone present either looked left and right or looked up at the ceiling, pretending not to see the furious Ambassador of the Elf Kingdom and letting him jump around and roar loudly.
After a while, the ambassador of the temporary rotating chairmanship of the conference, Shiren, stood up tremblingly.
This is a short but round fat man with a slightly bald head. He looks like a small round ball stacked on top of a big round ball.
He had a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his eyes. The eyes behind the glasses kept flickering. At first glance, he looked like a timid and cowardly guy.
This is not surprising. According to the rules of the United Nations, in order to avoid the dominance of one party, all rotating chair countries cannot be composed of the six gangsters...well, the seven gangsters. Recently, the Elf Kingdom has also submitted its application to join the United Nations.
I applied and was approved immediately.
Therefore, the Elf Kingdom can also openly participate in the United Nations of Humanity, and because they have the most powerful navy in the world and their outstanding performance in the Mediterranean naval battle to reinforce Fantino, they also obtained a permanent member of the United Nations Security Council.
seat, and became one of the big hooligans in one fell swoop.
This also marks that the Elf Kingdom has officially integrated into the warm feudal family of human society.
Of course, there are some people who criticize this. They think that these sissies relied entirely on women's nepotism and gave their princess to Lorraine as a lover to successfully get the big gangster seat, so they look down on them very much.
No matter how powerful the Elf Kingdom's navy is. These countries are located inland, so they are not afraid of those guys. The Elf Kingdom is located on the ocean. Although they have now become a part of mankind, for most of the landlocked countries of mankind,
Influence is limited.
Moreover, they think very highly of themselves and think they are superior to others. They often boast: 'Our great and noble kingdom of elves...'
More importantly, those elves are handsome, and even Ambassador Alf, who is already in his forties, is also a talented person. They easily attract a large number of human nymphomaniac girls to come screaming and watch, which deeply affects the majority of human males.
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Therefore, they are very annoying to everyone, and they often do things behind their backs. They spit on their backs, put thumbtacks on their chairs, draw little turtles on their clothes... and so on.
The ambassador of the Elf Country was always provoked to curse, which almost became a scene in the United Nations.
At this time, the ambassador of the country of Hillen weakly persuaded: "Forget it, forget it, I don't think that person meant it. We are all standing under the same flag and are considered good friends. Long live understanding.
,Long live your understanding..."
Alf also cursed for a long time at this time. Seeing that no one made a sound, he snorted heavily and then sat down again.
The Ambassador of Hillen State looked through his myopic glasses and said to everyone: "Gentlemen, let's continue the meeting. Regarding the issue of the proportion of the navy's troop dispatch, everyone must think calmly. Here, I would like to ask everyone to calm down.
, We are all good friends, don’t get into trouble just because of this trivial matter..."
When he talked about it later, there was even a hint of crying in his tone. Even the evil wolf couldn't help but soften after hearing this, which made all the small countries present feel sad, but the representatives of several major gangsters sitting here
But they turned a blind eye to this and continued to glare at each other fiercely.
Alf patted the ashtray beside him intentionally or unintentionally. Ambassador Almohad coughed heavily and then moved his chair back.
The ambassador of the Ruman Empire next to him did not show any weakness and immediately took out his alloy cane and placed it on the table.
The three representatives from Maple Leaf Danlin, the Magic Association, and the Holy See of Light held their arms and looked at them with a sneer. Blue lightning flashed on the fingertips of the representative from Maple Leaf Danlin.
Everyone was ready to fight if they disagreed.
The ambassadors of the small countries looked at each other, and then quietly shrank their bodies under the chairs. They narrowed their targets as much as possible to avoid harming Chiyu.
This is the difference between big countries and small countries.
In previous wars, the division and composition of the United Nations' forces were not clear. They often directly recruited as many people as there were, which was quite confusing.
All countries have discovered this flaw. Therefore, they plan to take advantage of this time to solve this problem and form a regulation from then on to fix it.
For major countries, how many troops they send and what proportion of them they send are serious political issues related to their future voice in the United Nations. Therefore, they naturally cannot relax their vigilance at all.
For small countries, they have little say anyway. Naturally, they can send less troops if they can, and spend less if they can.
As for the naval issue, it is not only related to the ratio of troop dispatch. In fact, it is also related to another more important thing, the arms race.
There was no shortage of far-sighted politicians present. For this expedition to the Semitic continent, the only thing we could rely on was the navy. The navy was needed to transport troops, and the navy was also needed to transport supplies.
After the war, the communication between humans and Semites will inevitably be close, which contains huge wealth. This also means that whoever controls the sea in the future will dominate the two continents.
And whoever has a larger navy will be able to control the sea.
But the navy is an extremely money-burning place, and the saying "a century-old navy" is not for nothing.
If everyone worked hard to build ships in order to have the most powerful navy, their families would probably go bankrupt before they could even go on an expedition.
Therefore, this meeting on "Navy troop dispatch ratio" is actually related to the ratio of everyone's naval force in the future.
Under such circumstances, as a large maritime country, a kingdom of elves, Almohad, and Ruman are naturally not willing to fall behind others.
To be honest, they each have their own advantages.
The Elf Kingdom's ships are large in tonnage and its fleet is huge. There are many sailors and they are all well-trained. It is undoubtedly the number one in the world.
The Almohad maritime trade is quite prosperous, and the sailors are experienced. Although the tonnage of the ships is small, they are numerous and can cope with various complex sea conditions.
As for Ruman's ship, it is large in tonnage, fast, and durable, but it is very lacking in sailors, far inferior to the other two.
At this time, the ambassador of the Parthian Empire stood up and said: "Everyone, no matter how you divide it, let me declare here that our powerful Parthian Empire's navy will account for 20%...
…”
Before he could finish his words, all the imperialist bastards nearby started roaring angrily.
"Shut up."
"Shut up!"
"What are you making trouble for? Sit back."
"..."
The ambassador of the Parthian Empire immediately blushed with anger and roared back without hesitation, saying: "Why? Why do you have so much?"
The representative of the Ruman Empire slammed the table and roared angrily: "Shut up, if you talk any more, believe it or not, I will slap you.
You're a fucking desert continental country that at most has an inconspicuous outlet in the lower right corner of the Mediterranean. How dare you call for a navy?
How shameless, ah, ah~!”
The representatives of the small countries that were vassalized by the Parthian Empire also bowed their heads in shame, so full of hatred.
The representative of the Parthian Empire snorted coldly and retorted mercilessly: "What's wrong with continental countries? Can't continental countries have a navy? Don't you Ruman still have a Ministry of Justice?"
"＠#￥#%～%&x!..." This is really a slap in the face.
The representative of the Ruman Empire was ashamed...well, angry, and his face had turned the color of pig liver.
The representative of the Parthian Empire sneered and turned to look at the ambassadors from other countries. Those people also turned their heads and did not dare to look at him.
After a while, someone suddenly understood, then slammed the table, pointed at the nose of the ambassador of the Parthian Empire, and shouted sternly: "Grandma, don't you also have a Ministry of Justice?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone woke up. They pointed at the Parthian Empire ambassador and shouted.
"Grandma, I almost got fooled by you."
"When did you Parthians start talking about the law? You actually have the nerve to criticize us."
"It's so shameless..."
"It's so shameless~!"
"..."
Just when everyone was filled with indignation and accusations, someone whispered: "Everyone, everyone, this doesn't seem to be a glorious thing, does it?"
Everyone froze for a moment, suddenly looked at each other, and then all yelled "Hahaha" and said: "The meeting, let's continue the meeting, hahahaha..."
Then everyone sat down again and started a new round of negotiations.
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Within the United Nations, although officials are the least efficient at doing things, all kinds of gossip and gossip spread the fastest.
The 'Ministry of Justice' joke just came out in the morning, and by the afternoon it had already reached No. 7, Maple Leaf Road, Maple Leaf Danlin.
Adele told the joke loudly in front of Catherine.
Catherine was so ashamed that she, Adeline, and Fiona pinned her down on the sofa and harassed her.
Only then did Adele realize that Adeling was also a member of the Semitic royal family, and they also had a judicial department. Although Adele was highly skilled in martial arts and practiced both magic and dance, she was attacked by the joint attack of three imperialist female bandits.
However, all he could do was scream and raise his hands in surrender.
The scenery in the middle is swirling and beautiful.
When Lorena came in, she happened to see that scene and couldn't help laughing and cursing a few words. Then she turned around and saw Lorraine squinting in a daze, and immediately glared at him angrily.
She turned around and stood in front of Lorraine, and then said: "My lord, aren't you worried? Those people are quarreling over the navy quota. When will this end?
Teacher Lester asked me to ask you if you have any good ideas?"
Lorraine smiled and said: "What's so difficult about this? I've long said that dpk is the best way to solve the problem."
He paused and continued: "Let the Elf Kingdom, Almohad, and Ruman all pay 25% first, and give the rest to the Holy See and distribute it with a group of small countries. Then we will see the results of everyone's war.
For those with good grades and high military exploits, the proportion will be increased, and for those with poor grades, the proportion will be reduced."
Luolina frowned and said, "Do you have mature documents?"
Lorraine didn't even look at it. She reached out and took a file from the table and said, "Here. Here, take a look."
Luo Linna glanced at it in surprise and said, "Since you have it, why didn't you take it out earlier?"
Lorraine gave her a strange look and said, "If they don't quarrel, how can they know that my plan is good?"
Lorena rolled her eyes angrily, then took the document in her hand and looked through it carefully. Seeing that it was down to business, Catherine immediately let Adele go and walked over.
She picked up the plan and took a look, then frowned and said: "Lorraine, if you divide it by tonnage like this, the Elf Kingdom will take advantage of it from the beginning.
Those people were like crazy and kept buying our cannons. According to intelligence from the CIA, they armed all the big ships and turned them into battleships.
That group of people was as trembling as three to five or eighty thousand people. Whenever something happened or nothing happened, they would yell something like "The truth is within the range of the cannon." They typically went wild when they were successful, and they were about to become a bunch of militarists.
If we follow the dpk mode you mentioned, in the end, they will definitely take the majority. Then, once they dominate the ocean, just wait for them to start a war."
Lorraine smiled disdainfully and said, "Don't worry, even if we give them another three hundred battleships, they won't be able to cause trouble."