Chapter 1483 Caribbean tax (on, ask for a monthly ticket)
After receiving the order, Lei Er transformed into the director of the Internal Revenue Service of the Semitic Provisional Government. At that moment, he took his number one loser Xiao Bai and a group of fierce-looking younger brothers to the streets and began a vigorous and epic battle.
tax collection actions.
This day was also recorded by many Semitic people of different identities, leaving detailed historical materials for future generations.
In later generations, historians had mixed opinions on Lord Lorraine's appointment. It was also difficult to find an appropriate sentence. It has also been impossible to characterize this event and say it was progressive.
, or reactionary.
To put it seriously, the men in black from the imperial government will send you a courier, and you will be invited to drink coffee and stay in a small dark room for free for a few days.
To put it lightly, it means being polite, losing the ethics a historian should have, licking the government’s butt, and will be looked down upon by others. It denies the positive significance of this incident, etc.
But among them, the most fair evaluation, which is also recognized by everyone, is that Second Master Leo Lei was released just like this.
And everyone agreed that in this evaluation, the word "put" was used particularly accurately and expressively.
You must know that Mr. Lei started his business in business. He was engaged in collusion between government and businessmen and a monopoly business. All the ways to make money were self-taught.
On the first day I took office, the first thing I learned was how to evade taxes.
From the perspective of businessmen, this is only natural. They work from dawn to dusk, pretending to be grandsons in front of others, and working as coolies in others. Why should the hard-earned money be given to officials in vain?
If it's useful to pay it, then that's fine, but isn't the tax money used by those damn bureaucrats for food, drink and prostitution?
Tax evasion has become a common behavior. Businessmen and tax collectors have been playing this cat-and-mouse game for thousands of years.
After years of experience in business wars, he has grown from a young boy to a sophisticated one, from small tricks such as false invoices and false accounting to high levels of cross-transfer of profits to subsidiaries, and all kinds of tax evasion methods.
Basically, nothing can deceive Chairman Leo's sharp eyes. Not only is the chairman himself highly knowledgeable, he also has a large group of experienced professionals working under him to advise him.
Mr. Lei even dared to pat his chest and guarantee that there is no one in this world who can engage in tax evasion under his eyes~!
Mr. Lei was walking on the street, surrounded by people. Next to him was the sturdy Mr. Bai, and behind and behind him were the fierce tax policemen dressed in black. Pedestrians on the road saw them and immediately started to avoid them. For a moment, there was quite a legend about that.
The effect of neutralizing street tigers made Mr. Lei feel quite proud.
But after walking for a while, like all children who have just got a new toy and are eager to find a chance to show off in front of everyone, Mr. Lei couldn't help but fell into deep thinking: Mr. Er, what should I do now?
Who can I find to try my hand at?
As the saying goes, there are three things a new official needs to do when taking office.
At the beginning of taking office, he naturally picked a few big bosses and killed them severely. He established his prestige and brandished the name of the IRS, making those cunning bastards fear Director Lei from the depths of their souls. As soon as they heard Director Lei's name
He was so frightened that he shivered.
However, the collection of taxes is a very complicated task, which directly targets factories and businesses, and is complicated.
Information about every household in the Caribbean must first be collected before valuable targets can be selected.
But hell, there are more than 10,000 newly registered industrial and commercial institutions in the Caribbean in the past two months.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but want to go back until he had chosen the unlucky guy, but...
He looked back at the arrogant young men behind him, and immediately rejected that idea: he had already said the harsh words just now. At this time, he didn't even fart loudly, and just went back in disgrace. It was really
It’s very spirited~!
Especially Xiao Bai, whose pupils are invisible in his two big eyes, which are filled with shining gold coins. Xiao Bai holds his head high and his nose is almost touching the sky.
With its temper, if you just go back like this without seeing anything fishy, it will never agree.
Besides, if I just withdraw like this, I will definitely be laughed at by those vicious bastards for the rest of my life.
Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly heard a huge commotion in front of me, with the sound of people screaming and running wildly.
Leo was startled for a moment and looked up.
It turned out that before he knew it, he had arrived at Xiacheng District.
The lower city area in front of us has been severely raided by the coalition forces. All illegal buildings have been demolished. The streets are cleaner and wider than before. Many places have been demolished and are being rebuilt. It is a prosperous scene.
In front of him was a crossroads.
People on both sides screamed and ran in panic, leaving a large open space in the middle.
In the open space, a group of guys wearing white clothes and holding iron hooks came from the west, and another group of guys wearing black clothes and holding axes poured out from the east. People on both sides shouted slogans at the same time.
It was obvious that they were preparing to fight.
Xiaobai watched from the side, and Longyan was immediately delighted. He liked to watch this kind of fighting the most.
Gang fights like this happen several times every day in and around Caribbean City, and each time the fight is very exciting.
At the first moment, Mr. Bai found a good seat and bought a large bucket of popcorn from the vendor next to him, along with a bottle of soda. He planned to enjoy them carefully. If there were any beautifully chopped ones, he would
He raised his voice twice and cheered for them.
When Lei Erye saw it, he was furious. He raised his hand and slapped Xiaobai hard on the head, and shouted angrily: "You are a bastard. You only know how to eat all day long. Didn't you see the business coming to your door?"
As he spoke, he made a ferocious gesture towards the tax policemen behind him.
Those tax policemen were all from the SS. They had fought all the way from Fantino and Ruman City to Leide. They had experienced hundreds of battles and were rich in experience. Many times, they didn't even use gestures, just a few glances to convey information.
Not to mention that now, Mr. Lei is taking the lead.
They looked at each other and then dispersed.
In just ten seconds, these well-trained elite soldiers cooperated with each other and easily climbed onto the surrounding roofs. Holding guns in hand, they closely monitored the entire street from a high position.
Others took a detour through several alleys, blocking the road behind the gang.
At this time, the two groups had just arrived at the intersection and had not started fighting yet. Moreover, these people were just looking at their enemies and did not pay attention to the Leo people coming from the north street. These guys were also used to being unscrupulous.
Knowing that no one will come to catch them.
Seeing that everyone was ready, Leo immediately pulled out the pistol from his waist, raised his hand and fired a shot into the sky.
A crisp sound of gunfire suddenly resounded through the sky.
The gangsters who were holding knives and axes and were about to fight were all startled. They turned to look in the direction where the gunfire came from, and were surprised to see a fat, white child standing at the intersection holding a short gun.
Immediately afterwards, fierce shouts rang out from all around.
"Squat down, everyone squat down~!"
"The SS is at work."
"Anyone who dares to resist will be killed~!"
"..."
The gangsters raised their heads and looked around, only to see soldiers in black uniforms standing on the roofs everywhere.
The muzzle of the black hole pointed downwards, pointing directly at everyone's heads.
These gangsters, who were so fierce just now, were all frightened out of their wits.
They came out to fool around and fought in the Caribbean for two months, but they all know how powerful this firearm is: the bullets can penetrate even thick boards and walls. Not to mention the fragile human body.
After the tiger hunting incident in Ammu, Caribbean people had an intuitive understanding of firearms. The Fourth Division also held public exercises from time to time to demonstrate the firepower of machine guns, rifles, and artillery to attract young people to join the army.
Gangsters all know that when they see the muzzle of a gun, they'd better be obedient. At that moment, all of them lost their ferocious attitude, threw the gun in their hands, put their heads in their hands, and squatted on the ground obediently.
Leo looked at it and cursed angrily: "These damn gangsters~!"
He very much hopes that a few idiots will stand up and challenge the authority of the tax police, and then let the tax police beat him to pieces with guns and make a beautiful baby appearance. Let those bastards know
My own IRS is awesome.
But at this time, those guys all raised their hands and surrendered, and naturally the plan that had been crackling was in vain.
He stuffed the pistol back into the holster on his waist and snapped his fingers. Someone had already grabbed a chair and placed it behind him.
Lei Er quickly sat down on the chair, and Xiao Bai stood beside him with his head raised, staring at them with a pair of big eyes, bared his big teeth, grinning his mouth, and glanced at them fiercely.
Leo looked at the crowd squatting in front of him and said, "Who among you is the leader? Come out and speak."
The two groups of hooligans looked at each other, but no one said anything.
But then, the SS walked into the crowd and beat two of them with their rifle butts, making them scream. When they were asking questions just now, the thugs all looked at these two people.
.
The two men received a few more hard blows before they realized what they were doing. They had no choice but to admit it, and then they were held up by the SS and dragged in front of Leo.
Kick them down a few times and make them kneel on the ground.
Leo looked them up and down, then said in an official tone: "You are the boss? Do you know why I called you out?"
The two people looked at each other. Although they wanted to fight to the death just now, they were like grasshoppers on a rope at this moment.
Among them, the leader of the Ax Gang hesitated for a moment and said: "Sir, this young... uncle. Before our fight, he had already greeted the city guard, Mr. Hawalha, and paid him money in advance."
Leo couldn't help but was startled and curled his lips: Damn it, no wonder the gangs are making such a big fuss, the public security is so poor, and they are constantly being beaten. It turns out that the city guards were bribed and deliberately condoned it behind the scenes.
It seems that Grandpa Brad is not a very good president. He doesn't even know someone is stabbing him right under his nose.
But he snorted calmly and said: "I can spend thousands of gold coins per minute. Do you think that such a big deal is worth my own personal intervention?"
The two people looked at each other with confused looks on their faces. In fact, as outsiders, these poor guys didn't even recognize who this young man was.
Leo sighed and introduced himself seriously: "I am the newly appointed director of the Taxation Bureau of the Semitic Provisional Government."
The two of them became even more confused. What does their group fight have to do with the tax bureau?
No matter how broad the tax bureau's control, it can't control public security, right?
But the leader of the Hook Gang was smart. He smiled and said, "Oh, it turns out he is the new director. Congratulations.
Sir, you are a promising young man and have become the director at a young age. Your future prospects are limitless."
Leo laughed loudly at that moment, waved his hands repeatedly, and said modestly: "It doesn't matter. As long as people mention me in the future, they can say something like 'bird raw fish soup'. I will be satisfied. Hahahaha..."
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"Are you satisfied with just 'bird raw fish soup'?" Xiaobai glanced at Leo in surprise, then nodded thoughtfully. He was finally sure that his boss really didn't have any shame~
!
Those two people were from gangster backgrounds, had no education, and did not understand the meaning of "bird raw fish soup" at all. They could only laugh stupidly with Mr. Lei for a while.
Xiaobai glanced at them with disdain: Two pure fools~!
The leader of the Ax Gang saw the opportunity and said with a smile: "Master, this young man, you guys are not sensible. Please give me some advice."
As he spoke, he slowly reached into his arms, took out a money bag, handed it respectfully to the tax policeman next to him, and then stuffed it into Leo's hand.
Leo stretched out his hand and weighed it: Well, it’s quite heavy~!
I glanced at him appreciatively, this little brat is quite well-behaved~!
He paused for a moment, then said: "Whatever you fight is actually a kind of national fitness exercise. In a sense, it is also worth promoting..."
I don’t care, I only collect taxes. If you engage in this kind of fitness exercise in public, it will occupy official tax, urban land use tax, urban maintenance and construction tax, business enterprise tax, cultural entertainment tax, and national fitness tax..."
Lei Er clapped his fingers and went on talking one by one, more than thirty items. The gangsters who listened were already dizzy, and then they took a breath and said: "These taxes are
Hand it over?"
The two people looked at each other and saw the fear in each other's eyes. The man in front of them was not a fat man, he was clearly a dragon that eats people without spitting out bones~!
The leader of the Ax Gang stretched his neck, swallowed hard, and then said tremblingly: "How much does this... cost?"
Leo thought for a moment and said with a relaxed expression: "Because the government is now vigorously promoting national fitness, and you guys are just copying it.
The original price of 1,500 gold coins is now 20% off. It only costs 998 gold coins. It’s a rare opportunity, don’t miss it~~”
"Nine...nine-nine-eight..." The two gang leaders looked at each other and saw the other's tearless face.
Ninety-nine and eight gold coins, this is also a big number for ordinary nobles, let alone gangsters like them who are out to work for their lives.
If you have so much money, who would want to work as a thug, a job with no future?
I have long since collected my money and gone home to be a landlord, living a happy life.
The leader of the Hook Gang shook his head and said: "We have no money~!"
After hearing this, Leo suddenly became furious and said: "I bought a big watch last year. I have no money. How dare I go out to join the underworld without money? I'm really brave~!"
Boys, catch all these brats and send them to the quarry."
A group of tax policemen rushed towards them like wolves and tigers, trying to drag them away.
The two leaders hurriedly shouted at the top of their lungs: "We have money, we have money, we have money."
Do they know that the quarry is a big pit, where stones are smashed for more than ten hours every day, but only two meals of porridge are given to it. However, if you go in and don't take off three layers of skin, you will never come out.
Leo immediately waved his hand to signal the tax policemen to move away. Then he looked at the two men and cursed bitterly: "You are a bunch of bastards. I have to force you to be cruel."
He paused and continued angrily: "The discount just now is gone. Each group of people pays 1,500 gold coins, otherwise I will not be polite."
"Ah~~" The leader of the Ax Gang couldn't help but screamed in surprise.
Leo glared and shouted angrily: "One thousand six~!"
The leader of the Ax Gang immediately shrank his neck. Just for saying "Ah", he paid a hundred gold coins, which was too expensive.
But now, with this unreasonable young man here, they didn't dare to blow up the thorns anymore. They sent people back one after another to raise funds.
Fortunately, their respective bosses had a certain amount of savings in their hands. In order to save their younger brothers, they all reluctantly cut their flesh. These people knew that their strength came from their younger brothers. Without those thugs, they themselves would have nothing.
No, he would even be found dead on the street the next day.
And they couldn't afford to offend Chairman Leo, a ruthless character that all Semitic nobles would avoid.
Therefore, it only took a short time to hand all the money into the hands of Mr. Lei.
Mr. Lei asked the people to pass the gold coins, and found that there was no difference at all. Then he nodded with satisfaction and waved to let the thugs go.
Xiaobai looked at his boss with admiration. It took him less than an hour to blackmail... Bah, bah, he collected more than three thousand gold coins. This transaction was faster than robbing a bank.
~!
But Leo was not satisfied. He stared blankly at the gold coins, thinking seriously about something...
In the next moment, he suddenly came to his senses and immediately shouted: "Send two brothers to send a notice to the city guard named Hawal, asking him to go to the tax bureau to drink coffee.
Grandma, it's not his fault for collecting protection money, but if he collects the money but doesn't pay personal income tax, it means he doesn't take our brothers seriously~!"
At that moment, someone agreed and quickly turned around and left. From his actions, it could be seen that the person was very interested. After all, one of the jobs of the SS was to arrest people... Bah, bah, to invite people to drink coffee.
These days, in order to avoid the excuse of "interfering in the internal affairs of the Semitic people," everyone has been squatting in the camp, almost going moldy.
Now that Mr. Lei has given this order, everyone naturally has to do some activities.
"Oh, by the way," Leo greeted again, "Don't forget to collect his fines and late fees."
Leo watched the man leave, then lowered his head again, looked at the gold coins in front of him, and murmured: "It's really strange. I feel like there is another thing. What is it..."
While he was thinking about it, he unconsciously kicked the gold coins with his foot. When he heard the gold coins in the bag hitting each other and making a sweet sound, Leo's eyes suddenly lit up and he said: "I know~!" (To be continued...