On April 1st, the first modern parliament in history made its debut.
The historical significance of this day cannot be overstated.
Although the establishment of the Parliament was only a small step forward for the Semitic people, it was already an extremely important step for human civilization.
In the world of feudal society and slave society, Semitic democratic politics stands out and creates an unprecedented new pattern.
But it is a pity that compared with the advanced parliamentary system, although the hundreds of members of the Senate and the Senate are nobles and well-educated, their quality is extremely poor.
Not only that, but just opening... On the first day that the Parliament opened its doors, after the swearing-in ceremony, and during the first session of the Congress, the beautiful and expensive red carpet laid out in the Congress was already covered with large and small people.
cigarette butt burn marks, and... and all kinds of thick phlegm.
Luxurious cars, horse racing, football, cigars, and fashionable lifestyles passed down from mankind. These nobles all followed the same pattern. They basically smoked cigars and cigarettes every day, or even more fiercely chewed tobacco. And then
Or just eat bubble gum.
Anyway, just do it like a tycoon.
If you talk about it in your own home, everyone is naturally more concerned about this. They don't throw cigarette butts around, flick cigarette ashes, spit and spit everywhere. If the carpet is stained, it is difficult to clean. If you don't say anything, you will be scolded by your wife.
Shower or something.
But this is the Congress, not my home.
In other words, everything here is public property.
And as the master of this country, in order to demonstrate his authority, he naturally does whatever he feels comfortable with. After all, it is taxpayers' money that is spent.
If it's just these, it's just a small detail. Just take off the carpet and everyone can just use the floor from now on.
However, it is their fault that these bastards get together and do nothing but fight every day.
Just on the first day of opening, when the first topic was discussed, which was the division of functions of the Semitic provisional government departments, one-sixth of the deputies were seriously injured and admitted to the hospital.
However, these people were quite tough, and most of them only stayed for one night. After simple treatment by the priests, they got up again the next day and went to work in high spirits.
Although the official newspaper "Caribbean Times" at that time published a supplement in order to eliminate the bad influence of the gang fights among the MPs - after all, the Caribbean is not that big, and there were honorary citizens in the parliament to observe the gang fights among the MPs.
.The news had already spread throughout Caribbean City during dinner, and it became the laughing stock of the whole city.
It is a real pleasure for ordinary Caribbean people to see those high-ranking aristocrats being embarrassed.
In this article that promotes positive meaning, these congressmen are highly praised for their loyalty to their duties and their dedication to public service.
The content of the exclusive interview is full of fraternity, selflessness, dedication, and touching. In short, the common people will be moved to tears after reading it.
But a guy with a vicious mind like Lord Luo couldn't help but wonder if these bastards rushed into the Capitol with bandages on their foreheads. Are they all staring with blood-red eyes, looking for the one who beat them yesterday?
Guy takes revenge?
Although the specific situation is unknown, in order to avoid being laughed at by the common people again, on the afternoon of the fight, Congress decided that the door must be closed for future meetings.
However, that afternoon, President Bullard personally led two groups of military police and rushed into the Congress as if their buttocks were on fire. Then they carried out seventeen wounded people.
It is said that several guys' penises were opened and they were so bloody that they couldn't even see their faces clearly. They were lying on the bed thrashing. The situation was extremely tragic.
The third day... There was no fight on the third day, but I don't know which wicked grandson blocked all the toilets.
To be able to become a big council member, you are already quite young. A casual estimate shows that the average age of members is over fifty.
As we get older, our health is naturally not in good shape, especially our kidneys. The toilet was blocked, and everyone could only hold it in. As a result, several people's faces turned green from holding it in.
On that day, the business in the high-end red-light district of the Caribbean also plummeted, with no business at all. This also proved from the side: who are these consumer groups.
Looking at the noisy and colorful parliamentarians, the Caribbean people's eyes lit up. This parliament was much better than a monkey show, and it was different every day.
And the best thing is that it doesn’t cost any money. So, I happily wait to see their jokes every day.
Even the words of greeting have changed. In the past, when we met, we would always ask, "Have you eaten?" But now, when we meet, we will ask, "What kind of joke are those grandsons in Congress making?"
At the same time, they couldn't help but wonder: What on earth is the government using to support these guys?
Could it be that they are required to drink, fight, and curse all day long, but I have never seen them do anything serious?
If things continue like this, the future of the Semitic people will be worrying~!
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"It's all turned into a pot of porridge, why don't you take care of it?" A clear voice sounded in the study.
The sun shone in from the window and hit the girl right on top.
I saw her with one hand on her hips and one finger pointing towards her, her pretty face filled with anger and resentment. Her beautiful hair reflected bursts of dazzling light under the sunlight.
Lord Luo couldn't help but sigh, then put down the newspaper in his hand, raised his head and looked into the girl's bright eyes, and said helplessly: "Fiona, what do you want me to do? They are members of your government.
I am the deputy commander of the coalition forces. If I were to take charge of it, I would be suspected of interfering in other countries' internal affairs.
Some people know how to twist their mouths, and besides..."
Lord Lorraine looked at Fiona's angry face and couldn't help but shrugged. He wisely did not continue talking. If he continued, President Brad would be involved.
It's strange that President Brad was happy when the president's business just opened and he ran over to point it out - the old man has been working in such a lifetime and climbed to such a high position that he would laugh even in his dreams. Naturally, no one else is allowed to interfere.
Moreover, if you do this, you will also weaken President Bullard's authority within the Semitic Provisional Government.
Semitic congressmen will have the idea that they are the emperor, although in fact this is the case. But after all, President Bullard is also his cheap father-in-law, so he must give him some face.
In Lorraine's mind, the ideal situation would be that she would only contact President Bullard, cultivate a few spokespersons in the parliament, and let them take the blame.
In the words of Chairman Leo, he hides behind the scenes, operates invisibly, and makes money quietly, not by shooting!
Fiona snorted coldly, then sat down angrily and said: "I don't care, this parliament, and these guys who are like shit are all instigated by you, and they started it now, you can't let it go."
.
Do you know that our old man is so worried that his hair has started to fall out?
It’s only been three days. How will you live from now on?
If you had known today, why would you have set up this parliament? You are just looking for trouble."
She paused, as if suddenly enlightened, tilted her head. Her eyes widened, and she looked at Lorraine with some suspicion, and said: "I wonder if you have no good intentions, and you just want them to make a fool of yourself.
Is my dad looking for trouble?"
Lorraine smiled bitterly and said: "What are you talking about? How is this possible? I have good intentions. I can't cheat my beloved little Fina by cheating anyone."
Fiona spat heavily at that moment and said: "Bah, you're so numb. And can you please close your chin that you can't close when you smile?"
It's very unconvincing to argue like this while laughing evilly."
Lorraine couldn't help but smile bitterly again and said: "Fiona, you know, this is the most advanced democracy in the capitalist world, an era ahead of the world."
Fiona's eyes flashed for a moment. Then she looked Lorraine up and down, with a suspicious light in her eyes, and said: "Advanced? If you are advanced, why don't you play in Ruman or your Naian?"
But to do this on our Semitic side... this shit-like thing?"
She paused for a moment, and then said: "You are not using our place as a test field, are you?"
Lord Lorraine shook his head firmly and decisively, and said in a very affirmative tone: "How is it possible? You are overthinking. Don't think they are immature now, but in the future, they will definitely explode with powerful power."
Fiona smiled disdainfully and said, "Just brag. Are you still powerful? Are you still strong?
Seeing them fighting in the parliament, I finally understood why the high priest usurped power as soon as he came to power.
With such a bunch of shitty teammates holding us back, even a pig on stage can usurp power."
At this point, she suddenly paused, gritted her silver teeth and glared at Lord Lorraine, saying: "You bastard, didn't you deliberately bring this group of people out to lower the IQ of us Semitic people?
?”
Under the gaze of her clear and beautiful eyes, Lorraine couldn't help but shudder, and hurriedly laughed, "How is that possible? I... I'll go over and have a look in the afternoon, isn't it okay?"
Fiona raised her eyebrows and said in surprise: "Going in the afternoon? In this morning, at least a dozen congressmen will have to be defeated. What are you going to do during this morning?"
Lorraine sighed, curled her fingers, knocked her knuckles on the thick stack of newspapers on the table, and said, "I want to read the newspapers in the morning."
He paused for a moment, then reached out to pick it up, unfolded it and waved it in front of Fiona's face, and then continued: "Did you notice that Akadelin actually has a newspaper now. And what's in it?"
The news is also worth reading.”
Fiona was startled for a moment, and then she couldn't help but poke her head over curiously: For the Semitic people, this is a great event.
In the past, the Semitic people did not have an official newspaper. Everyone just copied official documents to each other, and very few people could see government information.
Therefore, when Caribbean-run newspapers appeared, they took advantage of the first-mover advantage and scolded them in newspapers, directly launching a public opinion offensive.
The newspapers published various articles exposing the atrocities of the Madolins government and the Necromancers, scolding them bloody, and at the same time promoted the Semitic Provisional Government, which played a very good encouraging role among the people.
The war fortress of the coalition forces will carry every issue of "Caribbean Times". It is released for free over every major Semitic city, and the effect is very ideal - labor from the Semitic hinterland has already appeared in Caribbean cities.
The city of Arkadelin is a particularly important area, with tens of thousands of newspapers falling from the sky every day, so much so that the secret police are as busy as dogs, confiscating newspapers everywhere.
Even Madolins issued an order. Anyone who dared to read a Caribbean newspaper would be punished as a collaborator and beheaded immediately upon discovery.
Even so, with tens of thousands of newspapers published every day, they are simply too busy.
But now it seems that they have been scolded by the Caribbean government for using newspapers. They have actually learned to run newspapers.
However, she glanced at it twice and then lost interest.
Due to technical limitations, the paper quality of this newspaper is extremely poor, and the characters printed are small and unclear, making people lose interest in reading it at first glance.
But then I took a look at Lorraine and found that he was reading extremely seriously, and he kept laughing evilly while reading.
Fiona couldn't help but feel a layer of goosebumps on her body. First she reached out and rubbed her arms a few times, then raised her hand and patted Lorraine's shoulder and said, "I said, can we stop laughing like this? Okay?"
?You laugh like a night owl and make me panic.
No wonder Nicole complained, Leo learned bad things from you."
Only then did Lorraine wake up. She couldn't help but feel embarrassed, and said with a dry smile: "Sorry. I was too involved at the moment and didn't pay attention. Haha, hahaha..."
Fiona hesitated for a moment, then couldn't hold back her curiosity and asked: "What makes you so funny?"
Lorraine laughed heartily and said: "It's nothing. It's just that the newspaper said that Madolins' wife Sheila fainted because of a stomach problem, and hit her head on the table. Then she developed high blood pressure and fell into a coma.
Not awake.
Ha ha ha ha……"
Fiona thought about it carefully, but she didn't find anything funny in it. She couldn't help but look at him strangely and murmured: "Is your point of laughter too low? I don't think there is anything funny about it.
"
Lorraine put down the newspaper, sighed, and looked a little lonely. She took Fiona's little hand and said, "When you read the news, you shouldn't just look at the surface, but also what's behind it.
This news is actually like our Caribbean Daily, which reports that MPs are loyal to their duties, conscientious, self-denying, and dedicated to their jobs.
Do you think that a lady who is always accompanied by seven or eight maids would faint casually? And she fainted so coincidentally that she happened to hit her head?
You are also from a noble family, have you ever heard of such an unfortunate thing?"
Fiona hesitated, blinked, and said doubtfully: "What do you mean..."
Lorraine said angrily: "You don't understand this, you are really stupid. It was obviously Madolins who beat his wife too hard, and something happened..."
As he said that, he slapped Fiona's plump butt, and suddenly a soft and elastic rhythm came: Well, it feels great~!
Fiona couldn't help but let out a sweet cry and glanced at him. Then after thinking about it for a moment, she couldn't help but burst out laughing and said: "It's really...you are the only one with so many evil intentions."
. Having said that, in the future, someone may not be much better than Madolins, and maybe he will be cruel when he hits someone."
Lord Luo immediately touched his nose in a very uninterested way: This woman is just unreasonable. No matter what happens, she can relate it to herself. She is just like the heroine of a tragic drama at 18 o'clock.
The prince immediately slapped the table and said: "He is him and I am me. Stop trying to pull them together. If you do this again, believe it or not, I will love you to death~!"
Fiona was immediately startled: This is an office, and there are many people coming and going outside. If someone opens the door and comes in, she will no longer have to be a human being.
She spat lightly, quickly changed the subject, and said, "By the way, what other news is there?"
Lorraine shrugged and said: "It's nothing, prices are stable, people live and work in peace and contentment, and people are singing and dancing.
As for the small group of gangs entrenched in the Caribbean, they will be wiped out as soon as the army arrives.
And those traitors who betray their country and seek glory will inevitably be judged by history in the future and be firmly nailed to the pillar of shame of history."
Fiona suddenly became furious and said angrily: "I want to see who will be nailed to the pillar of shame in history~!"
As he said that, he tore the newspaper, tore a few handfuls into pieces, and threw them heavily on the ground. Looking at the debris on the ground, he still couldn't help feeling resentful, and then he stepped on it a few more times.
foot,
In the midst of her anger, she kept breathing heavily, and her originally plump breasts kept rising and falling, full of seductive rhythms.
Lorraine looked at it and hurriedly comforted: "Okay, okay, don't be like these villains. If you feel upset, we can just scold you in the newspaper later. No big deal, let's get a few copies
Black material, punish him to death."
Fiona was stunned for a moment and said, "Do you have one?"
Lorraine laughed and said: "This will happen soon..."
As soon as he said this, he heard someone knocking on the door, and then a guard walked in and said: "Sir, the top secret information came from No. 5."
With that said, he handed over a document, then turned around and walked out.
Lorraine took the file, opened it, looked at it, and said to Fiona with a smile: "Let me revise what I just said. This black material is already available."
With that said, he handed over the document.
Fiona took it in her hand, turned it over slightly, and then she couldn't help being surprised. She suddenly raised her head, looked at Lorraine, and said, "Is this...is what is written on it true?"
Lorraine nodded immediately and said: "You can't be wrong. You know, Akadelin is in chaos now, so it is really easy to send a few spies to their Ministry of Finance."
Fiona gently closed the document, looked out the window in ecstasy, and murmured: "We will definitely win this battle~!" (To be continued. Please search Piao Tian Literature, the novel will be better and updated.