"I have three strategies: upper, middle and lower. High-quality updates are for you to choose from."
Leo just thought for a moment, then immediately stretched out three fleshy fingers, waved them in front of President Brad, and then waited triumphantly for him to answer.
According to the conventions of traditional novels, at this time, President Bullard should nervously and eagerly say: "Is the plan going to be worked out?"
Mr. Lei would gently shake his feather fan, raise his head fifteen degrees and look at the sky, his eyes deep and wise, with a confident smile on his lips, and he would say confidently: "Listen to me and explain everything."
Only by playing in this way can you create a story that will last forever.
But Leo's tutor held up his three fingers for a long time, until his arms were sore, and he didn't hear President Brad pat his thigh and said happily: "Please teach me."
Leo looked up and saw that President Brad was completely stunned at this time. He remained silent for a while, his eyes were distracted and his expression was dull. He was obviously shocked by Leo's tutor.
Brad looked at Lei Er's triumphant look, as if he had a tail on his butt that was raised above his head.
President Brad, who was later known as Lingshan's greatest politician and the founding father of the Semitic Republic, felt a bitterness in his mouth and thought to himself: Things shouldn't be like this.
The advisors in his presidential office are said to be the smartest people in Lingshan, and they are indeed very smart. He has always thought that he has recruited the best talents from all over the world.
But this group of elites with an average IQ of 120 seems to be able to rule the country and bring peace to the world. If they are released, even the governor of a province can do it.
Now he is helpless to deal with his current predicament, causing himself to be laughed at by the gang of bastards in the parliament, while these smart staff are hiding in the office and feeling sorry for themselves, like a group of resentful women.
This little fat guy who only wanted to earn extra tuition fees actually just rolled his eyes and in less than a minute, he came up with three strategies, and they were divided into three levels: upper, middle and lower.
From this point of view, those consultants are all a bunch of out-and-out idiots~!
He came back to his senses, coughed slightly, retracted his thoughts, then looked at Leo and asked: "Oh? What about the three strategies?"
Leo raised his head and laughed, acting like a wise man. He opened his mouth and was about to speak when his eyes suddenly froze. He seemed to see something behind President Brad.
Brad couldn't help but be stunned, and turned around to look in confusion, only to see not far away, Lei Er's gold medal dog-legged uncle was hurriedly putting the gold coins into the pocket of his backpack.
At the same time, its big black eyes glanced at me secretly, and when it saw that I was looking at him, it quickly ran away, as if it was a thief with a guilty conscience.
Brad was stunned for a moment, and secretly wondered: This little guy didn't do anything bad, so what does he feel guilty about?
Before he could react, he heard Leo cough suddenly. Brad's attention immediately turned back.
Leo showed a hesitant look on his face, rubbed his chubby hands, and said hesitantly: "Uncle President. You have to know that this plan will be very offensive when it comes out.
If other people knew that it was me who gave you the idea, they would secretly fan the flames and say bad things about me. Maybe one day they would deceive you and get rid of me as a tax collector.
.
I, the tax bureau chief, am the only one with the best job. I have so many people staring at me with blood spurting out from my eyes. I have nothing to do but look for trouble, let alone being caught by them.
The tax bureau is a situation that my brothers and I opened up. I am reluctant to leave when I am almost successful and let others pick the peaches. High-quality updates
So...I thought about it carefully and decided to forget it."
Brad was dumbfounded at the moment: This damn little fat guy is really cunning. Although he, as the tax chief, has done a lot of immoral things, he, the president and the parliament, really can't live without him.
Otherwise, Flying Eagle Bank's tens of millions of loans can make the government go crazy, and the tax revenue of the Republican government is still mortgaged in the hands of Flying Eagle Bank.
Unless he doesn't want to do it himself, no one can take it away. No one has ever dared to openly object to the extortionate taxation imposed on the Semitic people by Tax Commissioner Leo, which made everyone talk about it.
President Brad immediately said with relief: "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone else. Even if someone finds out, I will never remove you from office."
Leo nodded immediately, his eyes narrowed as he smiled, and said, "Then I'm half relieved."
Brad frowned. Although he knew that this was tempting him to ask questions, he still couldn't help but ask: "What does it mean to be half-hearted? Then what other half of the heart has not been let go?"
"Alas..." Leo sighed first, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Uncle President, you also know that officials like us Lingshan are all ruthless bureaucrats. Although you will not exempt me from office, but in case
, what should I do if they secretly wear small shoes for me?
This spiritual life is not easy. We have to eat and drink, and the house prices and rents are all rising steadily, and inflation is still in its pain relief period.
Besides, there’s Xiaobai. This little fat guy is so good at eating. He has to eat three to five hundred pounds of bananas any day. And he has to eat bananas grown in the town of Condoma, Colombia..."
Brad glanced back and saw the chubby Xiaobai with a look of aggrievedness on his face. He was quite dissatisfied with being dragged out by his boss to be used as a back-up.
It also wants to eat three to five hundred pounds of bananas every day, but where can it get them?
At this time, Leo continued: "Not to mention, now the urban management department is all putting their hands in the coffin - the boss who wants money, the hundreds of people in the tax bureau, what are the monthly water bills, electricity bills, etc.
Sanitation fees, garbage disposal fees..."
Listening to him keep talking about money, Brad suddenly understood and rubbed his forehead with a headache: This little fat guy is the real money man, and all he talks about is money.
He interrupted Leo and said angrily: "Okay, I know all this. Just tell me how much money you want?"
Leo laughed dryly, felt a little embarrassed, and said, "It's too tacky to talk about money. We are relatives after all. How can I ask for your money? If Sister Feoni finds out, she will
You will definitely not let me go."
Brad cursed in his heart: How could this damn little slicker still be so fat after losing money~!
He said helplessly: "Give me the money. If you're sorry, don't give me the money. I'm sorry, it's such a troublesome thing, so why not..."
He paused for a moment and saw the excitement on Leo's face. Then he took a turn and said calmly: "I'd better go find Lorraine..."
With that said, he turned around and left.
Seeing that the duck he had obtained was about to fly, Leo was immediately anxious. This money was earned from President Bullard. Only the two of them knew about it, but there was no need to pay taxes.
Since Leo became the tax director, he has been very conscious about paying taxes. He has not evaded taxes for a long time.
He grabbed President Bullard and said urgently: "Don't go, don't go. Everything is easy to discuss, don't do this.
In fact, the diamond ring you are wearing is not bad. It has a unique shape and is carefully crafted. You can tell at a glance that it was made by a famous artist and has great artistic value."
Brad suddenly realized: Talking about money is too vulgar, but diamond rings and the like are elegant works of art. High-quality updates are naturally vulgar.
He smiled bitterly and raised his hand to look at the diamond ring. This diamond ring has a long history and is one of the treasures inherited from his family.
Brad stroked it briefly, then took it off his hand and stuffed it directly into Leo's hand very generously.
Although family heirlooms are precious, we are really struggling now. President Brad is even willing to pay for two more as long as he can come up with ideas.
Leo was extremely touched by the old man's attitude of giving money first and receiving the goods later. Unlike Catherine's gang of bastards, they usually only write IOUs and write bad checks. Moreover, they always take advantage of their own wealthy customers from time to time.
Mr. Lei also dared to be angry but dared not speak.
At that moment, he didn't even look at the diamond ring, but stuffed it directly into his pocket, patted his chest and said proudly: "Uncle, since you are so loyal, if I keep hiding it, it will be really unloyal."
He paused for a moment, and then said: "These three strategies are as follows.
The first rule is that when the next parliament meets, you bring three hundred men, a big lock, and dozens of cakes, and go in together."
Brad couldn't help but hesitated and thought to himself: What kind of weird idea is this? Three hundred men, a big lock, and dozens of cakes? What is the relationship between these three? Can the bill be passed?
At this time, I heard Leo continue to say: "Eat well before entering the door, go to the bathroom to empty out, and then after entering the door, send troops to lock the door and block all the windows. If it is convenient, it is best
Lock the toilet too.
Tell those bastards that if they don't pass today, no one will be able to get out.
I still don’t believe it. After enduring them for more than ten hours, those guys’ bones are really so hard that they can fight you to death without eating, drinking, or peeing or pooping.”
"Nonsense~!" Brad's nose was crooked with anger, and he cursed in his heart: What kind of bastard idea is this? If he does this, he, the president, will become the laughing stock of the world.
He realized that he shouldn't have come to see this little gangster. He was full of crooked ideas and had no place at all.
Thinking of this, he reached out his hand and said: "You should give me back the diamond ring. What a messy idea, I'm sorry you can think of it."
Leo hurriedly reached out to cover his pocket, smiled and said: "Uncle, you are so uninteresting.
According to my boss, this was an idea that came up with by the great thief Yuan Datou and President Yuan Datou of that generation. Although I don’t know who that person is, my boss said that he is very powerful. He started as a soldier and conquered all over the country.
He fought in the east and west, blocked the east and west, and later became the emperor."
Brad's face turned green immediately. What does this mean? I am also the president now, and I have no thoughts about becoming an emperor.
What's going on? That bastard Lorraine wasn't satisfied with laughing at me behind my back, but secretly planned that I was also a thief?
What kind of bastard son-in-law is this?~!!!
I have to talk to my wife later and give that bastard some shoes to wear. Although the government can't get rid of him, as a mother-in-law, it really doesn't take too many tricks to deal with her son-in-law.
He immediately said: "Stop talking nonsense and come back soon."
Leo laughed dryly and said, "Don't worry, don't I have two more strategies? Wait until I finish, if you're still not satisfied, it's never too late to ask for more. Don't you think so?"
"
Brad snorted coldly and said, "You tell me."
Leo calmed down, stuffed the diamond ring into his pocket, and then continued with peace of mind: "This is the right strategy... It will take some time to win over some of the MPs..."
Brad immediately shook his head and said: "This idea has been used before. As long as I can win over, I have already won over. As for the remaining people, if they want to win over, the price is too high, and they will not accept small favors.
If not, it’s already uneconomical…”
As he said that, he couldn't help but let out a long sigh again. He thought to himself: Who is this rotten president? I thought he would be as majestic as the emperor, but who knew he would just be a doormat. If I had known this, what would I say?
He doesn't know how to do it. It's better to be the speaker and have fun scolding whoever you want. It doesn't matter if he scolds him bloody.
At this time, Leo thought for a moment and said: "Then there is no other way. The only way is to use poisonous tactics. Send his subordinates to collect all the black materials. Eavesdrop on their phone calls, track their whereabouts, and check their accounts.
Ben, took nude photos of them and found out what their mistress had reported to their wives.
There is really no way to send a traitor to bribe him.
We can't attack from the front, so we attack from the side. After we get the criminal evidence, don't expose it first and use it to threaten him. If he doesn't obey, we will throw the evidence away. Even if he vomits blood, the congressman will not take it seriously.
If you have a baby look in front of you, I believe other people will be more honest.
My boss said, there is a bitch named Hoover in the United States. He has been the Secret Service Director for fourteen years by collecting black materials. Not to mention the President, even the Congress has been trained by him to be submissive. He is just like a dog.
Same."
Listening to Leo's murderous words, President Brad couldn't help but feel a little numb, and said quietly: "Is this trick effective?"
Leo waved his hand carelessly, and then said disdainfully: "Easy to use? Uncle, just keep your heart in mind, this trick is not easy to use, but quite easy to use~!
We always do this at home.
Look at the Ruman Senate, which brat dares to be disobedient?"
"What a fool~!" Brad's eyes almost dropped when he heard this. No wonder Semites can't beat humans. It turns out that this is the essence of Mingzhu, Persimmon Oil~!
I have really learned a lot. It seems that I am also a fool... Hey, why do you use the word 'ye'?
Leo didn't realize at all that he had unintentionally leaked such a major national secret. This was an imperial technique that every family kept secret, and he sold it with just a diamond ring.
But in order to increase his credibility, he continued to say loudly: "Not only my uncle, Nicole in the Eastern Province, but also Boss Luo in Nai'an, they all do this. Don't worry, it will definitely work."
President Brad thought for a while and then realized that this move seemed good, but if he wanted to do it, he had to be ruthless and shameless.
So, this trick still seems not appropriate enough.
He hesitated for a moment and said: "Don't you have any other options? Tell me about it as a reference."
Leo glanced at him sideways, and then sighed: "Uncle President, it's really difficult to do business with you."
President Bullard immediately sighed and said: "Stop talking nonsense, you don't want the ring anymore, do you?"
Saying that, he stretched out his hand to grab it.
In the past, he would never have been able to do such a thing, but for some reason, when he was with this little gangster, he felt that he was suddenly shameless... Bah, bah, he was also much younger.
Leo hurriedly covered his pocket, took several steps back, and said, "Okay, okay. I understand. Can't I say it?"
President Bullard immediately stopped and looked at him with a smile.
Leo coughed slightly and said helplessly: "The next step is for these students."
He raised his chin slightly and pointed at the governors in the barracks who were giving extra lessons.
The governors who had just seen Leo going out and chatting with President Bullard were all very curious. The identity of these two people must have been a major military matter.
Everyone's eyes kept glancing in this direction, and some people even had their ears pricked up like rabbits, trying to figure it out as much as possible.
At this time, seeing Leo looking over, they all hurriedly sat down again with a 'wow' sound, lowering their heads and pretending to stare at the books.
Brad looked at them and asked curiously: "Them? What can they do?"
Leo said patiently: "Although they are all as obedient as rabbits now, in fact, in their territory, which one is not a big shot who holds great power and is in charge of one party?"
Brad looked at Leo suspiciously and said, "So what?"
When the new government first came to power, it was very wary of the governors of the old government who held great power.
Find ways to reduce the power in their hands, otherwise, their study classes will not be held.
The purpose is to transfer them out of their old nests so that the new government can add sand to their territory and establish a parliament.
And now that Leo actually asked himself to go to them for help, he was undoubtedly seeking the skin of a tiger. If these people became too powerful to be defeated, it would be troublesome.
Leo said at this time: "Although they do not have new-style troops in their hands, they do have a lot of old troops stationed in the area, with complete structures and complete equipment.
These governors are originally your subordinates. As the commander-in-chief of the armed forces, you do not need to go through parliament to transfer them.
Order each province to mobilize tens of thousands of people. In this way, you will easily have nearly 300,000 people, forming a big fist and a decisive force.
This group of people has little training and poor equipment. It is definitely impossible to defeat the regular army, but it is more than enough to defeat bandits and robbers and quell riots.
Moreover, they exist as Lingshan's original legion, and there is no need to recruit any more soldiers.
What’s even better is that uncle, you don’t even need to pay military expenses for them, you just need to order each province to send troops to take care of themselves, and then reward and punish them depending on their performance.”
President Brad was enlightened when he heard this and was very happy.
He immediately clapped his hands and followed Leo's words, saying happily: "In this way, we can bypass the restrictions of the parliament and save those bastards from quarreling all over the place. Okay, okay, great~!"
After I finished speaking, I couldn't help laughing. It turned out that the matter was so simple, but my staff of genius children could not have imagined it.
These days, President Bullard has been depressed by those son-of-a-bitch congressmen. Now things have turned around, and the president feels indescribably happy.
Seeing him laughing, Leo knew immediately that he had kept the diamond ring, and he laughed mischievously, and then continued: "Besides that, there is another benefit.
After the troops from the provinces were mobilized, their strength was only weakened a little. Through the gathering effect, our strength suddenly increased a lot.
Moreover, with those troops in hand, people in the local provinces do not dare to rebel easily. If anyone dares to rebel, the families of those soldiers will be the first to spare them."
After hearing this, Brad was even more happy. While laughing, he picked up another ring and put it into Leo's hand.
He looked at Leo and couldn't help but praise: "You little gangster is really bad and scumbag~!"
At the same time, I secretly rejoiced: Fortunately, this little fat guy is not from our Semitic tribe, otherwise in two years, the position of president will be his. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes.