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Chapter 2 This idiot Lu Zhilong!

Chapter 2 This fool is crazy about the dragon~!()

Ferro looked at the giant dragon without any panic at all. He narrowed his eyes and looked at her carefully. After a moment, he slowly asked: "This dragon lady, why do you want to ask others for directions?"

To be polite, at the very least, you should tell the other party what your purpose is, right?"

Lorraine didn't expect that his housekeeper would be so brave. He was still talking without fear in front of the giant dragon. He couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and secretly admired him. Then he understood: the dragon looked big.

Smaller, but with

The portions of herself, the housekeeper, and the old cow were enough for her to be eighty full at most. Anyway, she wouldn't be able to run away, so she might as well be a hero. Maybe the tiger's body would shake and frighten her.

He ran away. So he just gritted his teeth and fought hard.

He raised his head and looked at the giant dragon proudly. He thought to himself: After all, we are also time travellers, so we can't leave people outside.

At this time, Lorraine suddenly found that the dragon's face seemed to be red. Although it was strange to say this, he was sure that he was not dazzled.

The giant dragon hesitated for a moment, and then said softly: "That's right, I heard that the lord of Black Magic Castle did evil and oppressed the people, so he wanted to rob the rich and give to the poor to do justice for heaven."

Although what she said was high-sounding, her bright eyes were lowered, and she avoided the other party's sight with some embarrassment.

Lorraine couldn't help but wonder: This dragon is actually shy? This world is really crazy~!

Ferro thought for a while, then forced a smile and said: "Dear Miss Dragon, we don't have a Black Magic Castle here. However, three hundred years ago, there was a place with this name in the Orina Empire in the East.

But later, because the heirs were cut off, it disappeared."

"Huh? Three hundred years ago? Does that mean my "Guide to Lootable Targets in Pangea" has expired?" The dragon blinked in confusion and whispered: "No, wait. You just said -

—The Orinna Empire in the East? So isn’t this the Olinas Grassland that is rich in gold and gems?”

After hearing her slightly confused words, even though the master and servant felt that it shouldn't be done, they still couldn't help but show disdain on their faces.

Ferro said softly: "This is the Great Plains of Pros. What we are rich in here is Chinese cabbage and potatoes."

"Oh my god~!" The dragon suddenly realized it and screamed, "I'm lost again~"

Why do you say 'again'? Lorraine and Ferro looked at each other and cursed in their hearts: This fool is a fool~!

After the dragon found out that he was lost, he became extremely frustrated. Even his tail stopped wagging back and forth, and instead dragged it on the ground. It drooped its ears and stared at the ground blankly, not knowing what it was thinking about?

Ferro waited for a while and asked cautiously: "Dear Miss Dragon, if you have nothing else to ask, can we leave now?"

The dragon was still immersed in his own sorrow and loss, and casually replied: "Oh, yes, you can go."

The master and servant immediately secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Ferro hurriedly raised his whip, and just as he was about to swing it, he heard the dragon say softly: "Oh, I'm sorry, please wait a moment."

Ferro's whip-wielding hand suddenly froze.

Lorraine couldn't hold it in any longer.

He sighed and complained: "Miss, if you have anything to say, you'd better finish it all at once~! If something happens and then disappears, it will scare people's hearts and make them easily suffer from heart disease~!

"

After finishing speaking, he noticed that the dragon seemed to blush again. Lorraine couldn't help but feel amused, and felt that this matter seemed a little interesting now.

As soon as he thought of this, he saw the dragon murmur in a low voice: "I'm sorry."

After saying that, he pushed the golden mountain and fell backwards like a jade pillar. His huge body hit the ground, which made the ground tremble a few times. The two people were shocked again. They didn't know that this stupid dragon fell down.

What to do.

Immediately afterwards, I saw the dragon starting to roll around on the ground, not caring about the dust on the ground soiling its beautiful scales, and at the same time shouting loudly: "Your words offend the dignity of the noble and great dragon clan.

, it hurt my self-esteem and caused me indelible mental loss and psychological damage. Please pay me~! Pay me quickly. Otherwise I...I...I will eat you~!"

Lorraine and Ferro looked at each other, feeling the deep helplessness in each other's eyes. We have seen many people who are heartless, but this is the first time they have seen such a heartless dragon. They despised her.

At the same time, the little fear that remained in my heart disappeared.

Lorraine sighed and said loudly: "Okay, okay. Dear Miss Long, how much do you want us to pay?"

After hearing this, the dragon immediately stopped talking, then turned over and stood up from the ground, saying: "One million, ah, no. One and a half million, no, no, let me think about it..."

Finally, she showed three claws and said decisively: "Without four million, don't expect me to let you despicable humans go!"

Lorraine couldn't help but sigh again, and reminded: "Miss, you just stretched out three fingers, and four million means stretching out four fingers."

The dragon looked down and hurriedly added another finger, but argued forcefully: "You're talking nonsense. I obviously stretched out four fingers. You must have been dazzled just now and didn't see clearly~"

Lorraine said perfunctorily: "Yes, yes, yes. I was dazzled and didn't see clearly."

"It's good to know." The dragon realized that he had finally gained the upper hand, and couldn't help but snorted proudly, then stretched out his big paw and urged: "Give me money, give me money quickly."

Lorraine found that she didn't even have the strength to sigh now, so she had to smile bitterly and said: "Miss Long, this is the first time you have come out to extort money and act like a hooligan... Uh, no, it's... robbing the rich and giving to the poor, to do justice for heaven.

Bar?"

"Huh?" The dragon was stunned for a moment, turned his elegant head and neck, then blinked his innocent eyes and asked, "How do you know?"

Looking at her, Lorraine couldn't help but think of the idiotic female players he had encountered when playing online games before, and murmured: "For a rookie who doesn't know anything and has no one to teach him, even if he does something

No matter how stupid things are, I don’t think it’s strange.”

The blue dragon touched its head in confusion and whispered: "I did it exactly according to the "A Must-read for Beginners to Robbery for Dragon Tribes", and there was nothing wrong with it."

She raised her head and saw the disdainful looks of the two people opposite her, and suddenly became angry and said: "No matter, you have to pay for it anyway, so pay it quickly. Otherwise I...I...I will eat you now~!"

"No money." Ferro shook his head and sighed, "Miss, we have no money. Even if you eat us, you still have no money."

Lorraine interrupted him and said: "Ferro, don't talk nonsense to this idiot~!"

The blue dragon was immediately enraged, and after a long meal, his watery eyes were widened. He looked at Lorraine angrily and said, "What did you say? You're not afraid of me... I really ate you."

Really? I...I will really eat you."

Fairroth paid and was about to speak.

Lorraine stood up and said first, "I don't have any money if I eat it."

He patted the clothes on his body and said angrily: "Do you think paupers like us who drive a broken ox cart and wear shabby clothes will have money on us?"

Lan Long turned his head and looked at their clothes, and was speechless. After a moment, he said angrily as if he was angry: "No matter, this is the first time they have come out to rob, you have to give me more or less."

Please pay some compensation~!”

"No way~!" Lorraine said decisively: "It takes money, but it takes a life. And let me declare in advance: We poor people are very dirty and seldom take a bath. Also, others praised me, Master, for having sores on my head and runny feet."

Pus is so bad that it can’t get any worse for everyone. If you don’t mind it being filthy and will cause vomiting and diarrhea after eating it, then there’s nothing I can do about it.”

After he finished speaking, he closed his eyes, raised his head, and assumed a majestic posture, but his toes were extended under the fork hidden in the haystack, in case the dragon really took advantage of him.

It would be nice to have a try at lunch.

Unexpectedly, this person was actually invulnerable to fire and water, and was not afraid of death. It was completely different from what was said in the instructional materials. The blue dragon was stunned and didn't know what to do.

She stared at Lorraine and the two in a daze, and after a long time, she said in a solemn voice: "Then...I'm sorry just now, I'm leaving."

After saying that, he suppressed the disappointment in his heart and nodded politely to the two of them. Then he turned around with drooped ears, spread his wings with a "whoosh", flapped them hard a few times, and then took off into the air.

He got up and flew away.

It wasn't until the dragon flew away dejectedly that the two of them let out a long breath.

Ferro wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and couldn't help complaining: "Master, you were so reckless just now. I thought the dragon would really eat us."

Lorraine curled her lips disdainfully and said: "I don't think a fool like a street idiot comes out to rob, wearing a bow tie on his body, and dyeing his nails red, and he speaks softly and softly like a little girl.

What are the destructive properties of living things?"

Ferro thought about the appearance of the dragon and couldn't help but smile. But when he turned his head, he found Lorraine staring thoughtfully in the direction where the dragon disappeared. He couldn't help but asked with concern: "Master, what's wrong with you?"

Lorraine ignored him at all. He stroked his chin and thought for a while, then suddenly snapped his fingers and said: "Ferro, what do you think, young master, if I go and slay the dragon?"


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