Leo was startled, looked down at his chubby arms and legs, and then asked curiously: "What does this mean? I just feel like I have some to eat, some to drink, and some to play.
This is good, why are you talking about 'mortals' and 'gods'? You guys seem to be playing a very complicated game?"
Catherine realized that her hard work just now turned out to be just "playing the piano to a cow". She couldn't help but get angry and rolled her eyes and said: "Some eat, some drink, and some play? Are you a pig? You can't even think about doing anything.
Something serious?"
Seeing her angry look, Leo immediately knew that Catherine's menopausal syndrome was also coming, and he couldn't afford to offend her, so he hid aside obediently.
But he still couldn't help but murmur in his mouth, saying: "Hmph~! Do something serious? I went to rob, but you wouldn't let me. I organized the mafia, but you wouldn't let me. I want to be the governor and reduce taxes for myself.
, and you won’t let me. Apart from these, what other serious things can I do?”
Lorraine couldn't help but smile bitterly in her heart, thinking to herself: 'Robbery', 'Organizing the Mafia', and 'Being a governor to reduce taxes for yourself' don't seem to be serious things, right?
Leo's mood was depressed for only a second as he hid beside him. Then, he heard a loud noise coming from outside the carriage, and he immediately recovered.
He stuck his buttocks out, knelt down on the chair, then held the edge of the window with both hands, pressed his nose tightly against the glass, opened his big eyes as black and shiny as dots of paint, and curiously
Looking out the window at the situation of the troops stationed in the camp.
Along the way, I saw that the camp was extremely chaotic~!!
There are people selling snacks along the street, there are people who are cooking, picking their noses and playing randomly. There are also people who are lying lazily on the lounge chairs with their feet crossed, sipping wine and basking in the sun.
There were a few people holding strange weapons and standing in the middle of the road, glaring and cursing at each other, and there were people beside them who were splashing dirty water on the road outside...
There were even a few people lying on the ground with their butts sticking out, excitedly rolling dice and betting on the spot...
People of all kinds were quarreling with each other, and it was extremely lively. It was like a huge vegetable market.
At such an old age, Leo had never seen such a scene before. He exclaimed, "Wow!" and then stared at it with eyes wide open.
Catherine looked at it and couldn't help but frown and said: "What kind of military camp is this? It looks like a puddle...a puddle of dog shit~!"
Although she didn't want to swear, she couldn't help but cursed when she saw how outrageous it was. But as soon as she finished speaking, she raised her eyes and saw a wild dog running out of nowhere with a large piece of bacon in its mouth.
He was happily engaged in a tug-of-war with a fat cook not far away.
She immediately corrected her: "I'm sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't have said it was a puddle of shit. It was obviously several puddles of shit~!"
Lorraine sighed helplessly and said, "Nicole, this is pretty good~!"
Catherine raised her eyebrows and said in surprise: "Very good? You call this very good? Even if I brought a team of dogs from the Eastern Legion, they would still be a hundred times better than them~"
Lorraine thought for a moment and explained to her the chaotic composition of this joint crusade seriously, saying: "The composition of these people is extremely complicated.
A volunteer army composed of small and medium-sized nobles who graduated from the academy. The reason why they sent out the troops was firstly because they were indignant about the Almohad sneak attack and invasion, and secondly because their families were not very wealthy and they did not have much money on hand.
, but when I saw other people taking on mistresses and building bungalows and living a happy life, I felt itchy. So I wanted to take the opportunity to go to Almohad to grab money and stuff and make a fortune.
Because their troops were all hastily recruited from the countryside, and even militiamen drawn from strongholds, their military discipline was also the worst.
There are also big nobles, they are also this kind of shit. It’s just that the quality of their troops is slightly better. But it’s not much better. They are all ruffians who are used to the local gangsters, stealing and going to restaurants everywhere.
A bastard who won't give you money.
By the way, those guys are the key targets of the gendarmerie. They are usually arrested as soon as they leave the camp. Those ruffians will never be wronged even if they kill every other one.
The rest are the regular troops added with support from various countries..."
When Lorraine said this, he suddenly remembered that calling him such a name would easily cause international disputes. He quickly changed his words and said: "Uh... the Volunteer Army. Their military appearance is neat and their military discipline is strong. But compared to those two groups, these guys are more
They are not good people because their own political demands are mixed in."
After he finished speaking, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. The last sentence seemed to have cursed himself. Apart from anything else, he himself kept whispering in Catherine's ears, asking her to use the name of the Grand Governor's Palace of the East to
The Black Forest in the northwest mountains of Almohad, which is rich in tire wood, is included in its sphere of influence.
Catherine seemed to be aware of this and frowned beside her, but she couldn't think of any good solution.
Vera rolled her eyes and asked innocently: "Master, you...you are such a big official, why don't you care about them? Just give them a good beating and make those guys behave."
Lorraine looked at her big eyes that were as clear and transparent as lake water, and couldn't help but sigh and said: "Silly girl, do you think I, young master, am a big official? I am just the commander of Maple Leaf Danlin's student crusade.
In charge of the student armed forces in Maple Castle.
Although the level is not low, it looks quite majestic.
But the rest of the volunteer armies are not under my control. They are directly led by the three deans themselves."
He paused for a moment and then continued: "I want to beat someone up. But once I beat someone up, I will slap the big mouth on the three of them directly, and the consequences will be very serious.
Even if the three of them think that the young master is handsome, I won't pursue it. But this kind of internal strife and party fighting will affect unity. Once a fight breaks out, if they want to go to Almohad again to grab money and things, it will be delayed again.
Go down."
Vera listened for a long time, but found that she did not understand at all, and blinked her pure blue eyes in confusion.
Lorraine looked at it and couldn't help but sigh and said: "Forget it. As long as you know that politics is more complicated than philosophy, that's all."
Although Vera is full of doubts, this simple little girl always believes that 'if you follow the young master, you will never go wrong.' As for the rest...the rest of the things, does she need to worry about it?
So, like a good baby, she nodded seriously and said, "Oh, that's it."
Then he stopped talking. He licked his white and tender fingers and thought about where to buy snacks later.
Leo rolled his eyes and said, "If you had said so earlier, it would have been over. I thought about it for a long time and my brain was almost exhausted."
Catherine immediately glared at him fiercely and wanted to scold him, but then thought that this might make Vera a little sensitive.
Although she has always been innocent and heartless, she never pays attention to how she dresses, as long as she has food to eat. Although she gets into trouble from time to time, she is still very well fed.
But...but no matter what, she is still a girl after all. And she is also an innocent and cute girl who can be seen by everyone, who cannot bear to be hurt, and always takes care of her.
Catherine thought of this, so she suppressed the anger in her heart and stopped making any sound. She pretended not to see Leo and ran to the window again, looking out with envy.
The carriage moved forward for a short distance and came to a huge tent. Then it slowly stopped.
Lorraine jumped out of the car first, then stood beside the car, gently picked up the girls one by one, and then turned around.
At this time, a guard ran over, saluted, and said: "Sir, in accordance with your order, all the officers of the noble private troops are here."
Lorraine turned her head and looked at the big tent not far away. Through the tent door, she saw that it was already full of people. She couldn't help but nodded happily and said: "Very good."
With that said, he should take the first step and walk towards the big tent.
The guard looked at it and was about to follow him when he saw Leo jumping out of the carriage wearing a small military uniform.
The guard looked at the little silver star on his shoulder and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, then hurriedly raised his hand and saluted. At the same time, he looked at him curiously and thought to himself: This white and fat little boy is actually the same
Officer, I don’t know whose child it is?
Leo looked at the look in his eyes and couldn't help but feel secretly angry.
He followed Lorraine's example and casually raised his little white hand in front of his forehead, returning a salute. But he whispered in his mouth: "The same goes for you."
The soldier couldn't help but be a little confused. He watched Leo running away in a daze, then he woke up and hurriedly chased after him.
As soon as Lorraine and the girls appeared in the camp, there was a commotion immediately.
You must know that this is a military camp. As long as you serve as a soldier for a month, even if you see a sow, you can turn into Diao Xiaochan. Not to mention that the four people around Lorraine are all stunning beauties in the world.
When these ruffians saw them, their eyes immediately shone, but when they saw Lorraine who was accompanying them, they knew how powerful this officer was, and none of them dared to make a move.
As soon as they arrived at Maple Leaf Danlin, they had already heard about Lorraine's illustrious reputation. Many of them even had calluses in their ears. They knew about Lord Lorraine's countless heroic deeds.
When he was in the territory, he dared to fight against giant dragons and lichs. Later, he protected the eldest princess and fled thousands of miles away, and faced off against the powerful Prime Minister of the Empire.
Later, he wrote countless splendid and moving scripts, which became famous all over the world.
Later, he was writing a great military book. It is said that once this book is published, he will become a military master. From then on, no one in the world can compare with him.
And, this isn't the end yet.
During the vacation, he defeated the entire 70,000 elite army of the Almohad Empire with hundreds of student soldiers. He was also extremely vicious and tortured the captured magicians of the empire to death.
Now they eat nutritious and multivitamin-rich food, and then conduct adequate physical exercise in the sand excavation field and quarry. Everyone has lost eight laps, following the legendary Auschwitz
He was as thin as a concentration camp, with only a handful of bones left. Even the skeleton soldiers of the undead tribe felt that he was too fat and needed to lose weight.
Some people even rumored that the lord's methods of scraping the land were so ruthless that the sky was three feet high and the earth was seven times thin. Even the beams of Lord Hades' palace were exposed from deep underground.
Even falling into hell would be better than falling into his hands.
"Stand up~!" the star officer on duty stood on the stage and shouted loudly.
All the officers stood up one after another.
They watched Lorraine striding past with various complicated emotions. Some were envious, some were jealous, some were unconvinced, some looked down on him, and some were planning to take advantage of him...
, all kinds of emotions.
Lorraine came to the front row, arranged the aunts first, and then slowly came to the stage.
All the officers immediately stamped their feet in unison and shouted at the top of their lungs: "Hello, sir."
In the camp, nearly a hundred loud voices shouted together, the sound was loud and deafening.
Lorraine was also frightened and her heart jumped.
He looked at the expressions on the faces of the officers and knew that these ruffians were deliberately giving him a blow.
Fortunately, after several battles, his psychological quality is extremely stable. Even in this unprepared situation, there is no flaw on his face. He just keeps cursing in his heart: These bastards, Jue
I will make you cry so hard in a little while~!
He made up his mind, then casually waved his hand in front of his forehead and said: "Take a break. Everyone, sit down. I have no other intention of coming today. I just want to have a casual chat with you."
Recent insurance issues.”
Everyone had just sat down. After listening to his words, they immediately grinned. Everyone thought: This lord is indeed worthy of his reputation as a master of land grabbing, and he came here to ask for money.
Someone in the crowd immediately stood up, pointed at Lorraine's nose, and shouted angrily: "You greedy man. We responded to the call of justice and raised troops to reinforce the academy. Hold high the flag of justice and fight against injustice."
The Almohad Empire defends truth and justice in the world, and does not hesitate to shed blood..."
Lorraine interrupted him with a smile and said: "Which army does this brother belong to? He is really heroic and heroic. Since we defend justice and do not hesitate to throw our lives and blood, I happen to have a great and glorious job here.
Do you want to take the task?
Oops, why is your face turning yellow? Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. You really don't have to be afraid.
In fact, this mission is not a big deal. It is to assassinate the Almohad's Supreme Majesty. Although it is a narrow escape, there is still a possibility of survival. It is much better than assassinating the Undead High Priest, who is almost dead.
Twice as much~~"
After hearing Lorraine's murderous words, the man's face turned green with fright, as if his gallbladder had burst. He rolled his eyes, then hugged his stomach, screamed, and said: "Oh, sir, I have appendicitis."
, It hurts so much. It hurts so much. I can’t stand it anymore, I can’t stand it anymore..."
Saying that, he hugged his belly and ran away in a hurry.
Lorraine looked at his back and couldn't help but smile to herself: This ruffian actually talked about passion and justice to me. Where did he think I was from before?
When the officers saw that they had failed in the first battle, they immediately became commotion.
Immediately afterwards, another person stood up.
The man stood upright and shouted loudly: "Sir, I also want to pay for insurance. But you don't know how poor our place is.
Although I am also a nobleman, and I have brought about 300 troops, but you must know that the poor mountains and rivers where we live are full of unruly people.
The landlord has no food left at home~!
If nothing else, you can see that I am dressed smartly, but it is all donkey dung and eggs - it is bare outside. I am not afraid of everyone laughing. This is my pair of underwear, and I haven't changed it for several months."
Everyone immediately burst into laughter. Catherine and the other girls could not help but frown in disgust, and then burst into laughter.
Lorraine looked at the man, but saw that the man had a poor look on his face, and he looked at him without giving in at all.
After half a day, Lorraine let out a long sigh and said: "Sir, I can understand your situation. But we are a crusade army here, not a beggar camp.
Although this expedition to the Almohad is a punitive operation, it is not a bandit robbery. If you want to make a fortune, you'd better find another way. Otherwise, if you violate military discipline, the picket gendarmerie will not let you go.
.At that time, the three-foot military law would not be merciful."
The people sitting here were able to organize an army, pull up people and come here, but there was no fool. They heard Lorraine emphasize the word 'make a fortune' very hard, and immediately understood the meaning of his words -
—You can’t make a big fortune, but you can still make a small fortune.
This was the first time that these ruffians had received a promise from official channels. They exchanged glances with each other and immediately beamed with joy.
However, these gentlemen are not good people. They are like iron cocks. Even if they get the promise, it is not easy to pluck their hair out.
They sat there with innocent eyes like primary school students, but they didn't say a word.
Lorraine waved her hand and motioned the embarrassed officer to sit down, and then said: "Gentlemen, don't think that I am asking you for money. In fact, I am doing this for your own good."
He paused and saw the disbelief in the eyes of all the officers. He also felt that he was like a MLM teacher when he said this. He couldn't help but coughed slightly in embarrassment, and then continued: "Gentlemen, I want to tell you
You explain the protection that insurance brings.
If you or your men are unfortunately killed in the war, the college will compensate your family members one hundred gold coins. But if you do not buy insurance, the college will only pay a maximum of five gold coins for funeral expenses..."
All the officers burst into laughter and said, "What's the use of this? No matter how much money you spend, you're still going to die, right? Since you dare to fight, you can't be afraid of death."
Lorraine ignored them and continued unhurriedly: "Gentlemen, think about it. Once we go to the battlefield and fight a tough battle that will kill people in pieces, the college will send those troops into battle first and buy them.