Chapter 313 The happy life of a robber trainee (1)
Chapter 313 The happy life of a gangster trainee (Part 1)
Lorraine narrowed her eyes slightly and looked across carefully.
I saw that there were about forty or fifty people in that group.
They gathered in a pile at the foot of the hillside, most of them wearing tattered clothes and carrying spears or long swords like iron bars in their hands.
The ones in the middle were better dressed, especially the one who stepped on the wild boar and wore a leather armor, but judging from the scars on them, they were already quite old.
Lorraine's heart suddenly moved. These guys gathered in this inaccessible place, and each of them looked ugly. It was obvious at a glance that they were either bandits or robbers.
He hurriedly took two steps forward to block Leo, then raised his weapon and pointed it at the group of people. Then, with a flick of his finger, he opened the safety on the gun.
If anything goes wrong, these guys will be killed on the spot~!
Leo poked his head out from behind Lorraine, looked at this group of people excitedly, and wondered: "Why are there so many people here?"
Lorraine saw that one of them was shameless and was wearing a colorful woman's dress, and there were a few dark red blood spots on the dress. One can imagine what the fate of its original owner was.
Lorraine couldn't help feeling disgusted, staring coldly at the people opposite, and said in a cold voice: "Barren mountains and ridges, unknown people with guns and clubs, who do you think they are?"
Leo is such a clever little gangster. I think back when he was fleeing with Catherine, he was already a robber trainee.
He rolled his eyes and understood. He exclaimed "Huh?" and then jumped out from behind Lorraine.
He looked at the group of people in front of him with excitement, just like Vera seeing a gem, stars appeared in her eyes, and she shouted happily: "Are these people bandits?"
Seeing that Lorraine acquiesced, he slapped his thigh and exclaimed excitedly: "Grandma, it's really not easy, but I've been lucky enough to meet you~!"
After he finished speaking, he looked at the group of people and almost smiled from ear to ear.
Lorraine couldn't help but frown after hearing this. Leo's words sounded awkward to him - how could he be so happy when he met a bandit?
If you don't know this young man, you might think of him as a fool with no brains.
Thinking of this, Lorraine quietly took two steps forward, a little farther away from him. If it weren't for the danger on the other side, Lord Lorraine would even pretend not to know this little ruffian.
The people waiting on the opposite side saw that there were only three people on the opposite side, including a girl, a child, and the chubby little boy, although he looked very cute with pink makeup, but when they saw
People like him, whose eyes suddenly burst into excitement, were obviously a stupid boy.
Everyone couldn't help but feel strange, but due to professional habits, they became vigilant and looked around, but no one else was found.
At this time, a tall, leader-like man on the opposite side walked forward.
He was holding a huge sword in his hand, his triangular eyes widened, he looked at Lorraine and the others up and down, and then said, "Who are you?"
Leo stuck his head out and asked loudly: "Are you bandits?"
Everyone on the opposite side couldn't help but be stunned when they heard Leo's childish voice. A group of people looked at each other, and then they all laughed ferociously.
After the leader laughed, he waved the long sword in his hand and said loudly with a ferocious smile: "Yes, we are bandits. Look at you guys with tender skin and tender flesh, you are all rich owners. You are so lucky today, not only
You can pick up wild boars and fat sheep."
The bandits all burst into laughter with ominous connotations. Then, like hyenas, they quietly formed a semicircle and surrounded the three of them.
Leo was overjoyed at the moment.
He put the spear in his hand on the ground, then put his hands on his hips, looked at them, and said with a "haha" laugh: "Great, I have been looking for you for a long time~!"
This group of bandits were confused by this sentence, and they thought to themselves: Did this child really have his head caught in the door? Seeing that the bandits didn't escape, they were still so happy. This... this hurts their self-esteem too much~!
Thinking of this, they couldn't help but speed up their pace.
Lorraine looked calmly to both sides, then nodded and said, "Guys, please, we shot that wild boar, please bring it over for us."
When the bandits heard this, they couldn't help but slow down and look at each other. Then, these despicable scoundrels all covered their stomachs and laughed wildly.
They all shouted: "Did you hear it? He actually asked us to send it to him. We are bandits~"
"Are you stupid, or are all rich people virtuous?"
"Is the boy getting used to this annoying habit?"
"Damn it, I hate rich people the most. Let's see how I deal with you later~!"
"..."
The bandit leader raised the big sword in his hand, pointed it at the three Lorraines, and then shouted loudly: "You three, please come here obediently~!"
That little bitch, I have never seen such a beautiful woman in my life. And you, you are not a bad pretty boy, those old guys will definitely like it. And this little boy, who grew so fat, was castrated and sold to Posili
The palace in Asia must be worth a lot of money."
A cold light suddenly flashed in Lorraine's eyes, and he thought to himself: Okay, very good, I originally wanted to spare your life, but I dare to say this to you. I want you to know what the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty are. Young Master, I will do it.
Materials for giving lessons to the kamikaze~!
Because Leo grew up under Catherine, he was also deeply influenced by part of her aesthetics. In other words, he, like those girls, hates being 'fat'.
However, due to the personal philosophy of the young father-in-law, there are some differences when it comes to the issue of fatness. Girls hate themselves getting fat, but although the young man-in-law is fat, what he hates most is that others say he is fat~
!
Therefore, he was beating his chest angrily and shouting angrily: "Where have I gained weight? Where have I gained weight? Master, I am so handsome, you bastards are so brave, how dare you call me fat? You guys are so handsome."
If you touch your own conscience, are you letting a dog eat it? Are you feeling guilty by saying these things? Are you worthy of the country that nurtured you? Are you worthy of society? Are you worthy of the gods? Are you worthy..."
Although he was waving his fists and shouting, no one took him seriously.
Lorraine saw that the bandits had gathered around him, surrounding all three of them. He smiled slightly, showing a pure smile like a little white rabbit, and said with a smile: "Oh, we have a few more behind us.
Just as beautiful, fellow bandits, would you like to go and see it too?"
Although Lorraine thought she smiled harmlessly, except for Lorraine herself, everyone else looked like Lorraine's smile was like a wolf grandma.
After hearing this, the bandits laughed wildly and said, "What else?"
"Now it's prosperous~!"
"Catch them and let them lead us to catch women..."
"This pretty boy is really a weakling. Once he said a few harsh words, he immediately became frightened..."
"..."
The bandit leader saw that everyone in Lorraine was surrounded by people, but they were still calm and composed. He couldn't help but feel moved in his heart. He waved the giant sword in his hand and shouted angrily: "Shut up, shut up everyone~!"
The bandits suddenly stopped in astonishment.
The leader looked at Lorraine warily and said in a cold voice: "You want to deceive me? Who are you, businessmen or just passers-by? It doesn't look like it, neither of them."
Lorraine bared her teeth and said, "Can you tell if you go and see for yourself?"
The bandit leader rolled his eyes strangely twice, and then said: "You talk so much nonsense, I'll take you down, you look like a human being, and you have to obey even if you have helpers. Brothers, go up, catch them,
Don’t hurt that little girl~!”
The bandits immediately shouted, raised their weapons, and slowly surrounded the three of Lorraine. They were like despicable and ferocious hyenas.
Lorraine smiled at Vera and said, "Look, our Vera is so popular wherever she goes."
With that said, Lorraine raised his musket and pointed it at the bandit leader and was about to shoot.
Vera looked at the bandits, tilted her head, and blinked her beautiful blue eyes strangely.
This innocent, pure, and very natural girl is a little confused. Those bandits with yellow teeth in their mouths, each one of them extremely ferocious, and looking like a mad dog, how can they welcome her as the young master said?
?
But when she saw Lorraine raising her musket, she also knew that a fight was about to begin. She didn't have to worry about it anymore, so she happily raised the wand in her hand.
Leo was watching from the side, but he hurriedly tugged at the corner of Lorraine's clothes, looked at him with gleaming eyes, and begged: "Boss, boss, don't beat him to death, leave it to me to play, leave it to me to play. I'm old
I’ve long wanted to have fun like this.”
Lorraine sighed and shook his head, then looked at the group of bandits opposite with pity, just like looking at a group of teddy bears that were about to be destroyed by naughty children.
He thought for a moment, and then said to Leo: "Okay, bad luck for them. But when you go back, you can ask your sister to go."
At this time, the bandits, under the command of their leader, shouted, and then rushed towards the hillside in a swarm.
The fastest bandit had already climbed halfway up the slope.
Lorraine waved his hand and said loudly: "Come on, catch them alive."
Immediately there was a shout from the woods on all sides, and dense numbers of figures appeared in the woods.
When Lorraine was talking to the bandits just now, these Forbidden Army soldiers were already in place.
As a dog-headed strategist, Bodocki has a quick mind. When he saw Lorraine and Leo playing cat and mouse, especially when Leo asked them if they were bandits, they were obviously waiting for Santa Claus to send him a message.
A little kid with a gift.
Bodoch and the other guards had been hanging out with Lorraine and Leo for a while, and they knew what their big bosses and little bosses were like, and their interests and hobbies were all different from ordinary people. What a pervert!
Therefore, just now, Bodoch sneaked behind the bandits and made an ambush gesture to Lorraine. Lorraine nodded to him, and Bodoch led the death squad to surround the place and hid behind the woods.
After hearing Lorraine's order, these Forbidden Army soldiers immediately emerged from the woods surrounding the bandits and surrounded the group of bandits tightly.
The bows and arrows in the front were pointed at the group of bandits, while the Imperial Guards soldiers in the back looked at the group of bandits in the middle like they were looking at a group of naked little girls.
The Imperial Guards surrounded them step by step. The soldiers even clapped their weapons easily and looked at them jokingly.
Seeing that there were dense crowds all around, and these people were all wearing helmets and holding bright sharp blades in their hands, they looked like elite troops. The bandits who were surrounded in the middle immediately panicked.
This group of bandits gathered together in panic and surrounded the city in a small group. They carried the weapons in their hands and could neither hold them nor throw them away.
A bandit looked at the tall and powerful royal guards and couldn't help shouting in a trembling voice: "I told you not to come out today. Why are you trying to steal a bride? Brothers are dead now."
~!"
When Leo heard this, his eyes lit up and he said, "Bride snatching? This is so interesting. I have never done it before."
Lorraine glanced at Leo and thought to herself: Poor baby, just wait for your girlfriend to deal with you.
The leader of the bandits looked back and forth in panic and shouted: "Brothers, don't be afraid, they only have a hundred or ten people. Let's rush out together. Come on..."
The bandit leader waved the weapon in his hand, turned around and wanted to rush back. He only heard the sound of the bowstring, and several arrows were shot from the hands of the imperial guards on both sides, accurately nailing the bandit leader's feet. There were two more arrows.
It rubbed his scalp and flew over.
This guy immediately seemed to be frozen by ice, and his face was as pale as a ghost. At that moment, he even heard the unique "chichi" sound when the sharp arrow shaved the hair on his head.
.
He stood there in a daze with his weapon raised high, not daring to move. He was afraid that if he responded inappropriately, he would be shot dead on the spot by these ruthless guards~!
When the other bandits saw how powerful the guards were, they didn't dare to say anything. They looked at the guards surrounding them with surprise and uncertainty, as well as the cold swords in their hands.
The bandit leader watched as the royal guards with sharp blades in their hands and cold eyes formed a standard attack formation and rushed forward. At the next moment, they would swing their weapons and cut themselves in two.
He felt a chill in his heart. He loosened his hand holding the weapon and dropped the long sword to the ground. Then he knelt down with his hands raised and shouted: "Sir, spare my life."
After saying that, he bowed to the ground and lay on the ground obediently.
The guard couldn't help but be startled, then raised his head and looked at Lorraine questioningly.
Lorraine looked at the bandit leader and nodded, and said to Leo: "As expected of a gang leader, he looked so ecstatic when he surrendered."
Leo was very disappointed.
He made a "cut" sound with disdain and said: "You actually didn't fight, it's not interesting at all. Doesn't this have the spirit of a bandit? Really, he must not have passed level 4 or 6~!"
When the other bandits saw that their leaders had surrendered, they threw away the rags in their hands and raised their hands high to look at the approaching Forbidden Army soldiers.
A Forbidden Army soldier walked up to the bandit leader who was lying on the ground, stepped on his head, tapped his back with the long sword in his hand, and said: "Damn it, you should charge, men haven't fought for a long time.
I'm just thinking about loosening my bones. Damn it, if you don't have any spine, don't come out and imitate others."
Then he kicked the bandit leader on the waist, causing him to roll on the ground. The Imperial Guard soldiers grabbed his collar and dragged him over.
The other Forbidden Army soldiers walked up to the bandits, and without saying a word, they all kicked them to the ground very skillfully. Then, after kicking them a few times, they picked them up and made them kneel in a row.
Pull out a rope and tie them into a string.
The Forbidden Soldiers stood behind them, with their swords resting on their necks. If the bandits dared to make any slight movement, all they had to do was stretch out their hands and pull, and their heads would be pulled off easily like cutting leeks.
Leo couldn't wait to run down the slope, drew his short gun, and walked in front of the group of bandits like a review, looking at each one carefully.
Then he looked up and said to Lorraine in disappointment: "These guys are all ugly. They don't fit the glorious and majestic image of bandits in my mind at all."
After finishing speaking, Leo turned around, pointed at them, and said angrily: "You are simply tarnishing the glorious image of us bandits, just because you are ugly and unskilled. We bandits are like this."
Only a great industry will decline."
The death squads were already used to the strange talk of Lorraine and Leo, but these bandits were frightened by Leo. The leader of the bandits raised his head and asked tremblingly: "Are you bandits too?
Not from the military?"
Leo snorted and said, "Listen up, you guys. I belong to the Ruman Gang. I have nearly a million followers. In this empire, there is no one who dares not to pay me protection money. I can steal anything."
It’s upright.”
One of the bandits shouted in surprise: "It turns out we are fellow travelers."
The Imperial Guards soldier next to him slapped his face with a sword scabbard, making a crisp sound, and cursed: "Same size as your mother. We are the Royal Imperial Guards of the Empire, and that is Young Duke Leo of the Empire. If he meets us, then...
You will be blessed for eight lifetimes."
The bandits immediately screamed in surprise.
Everyone's face was ashen. But they knew that according to the strict laws of the Ruman Empire, bandits and pirates would be hanged immediately as soon as they were caught, and then buried in the wilderness.
Carrying a short gun, Leo walked up to the bandit at the end, pointed his musket at his head, and said: "Now that you know our identities, now..."
The bandit was so frightened that he kowtowed repeatedly and said loudly: "Sir, please forgive me, please forgive me. I am just a soldier, and I have never done anything harmful to anyone."
Leo put down his musket, then kicked him hard, shouting angrily: "Ka, ka, ka. It's your grandma's fault, you are just a walk-on, why are you in such a hurry~! I haven't finished my lines yet. Come again, come again.
.”
The bandit was confused by Leo's weird actions and froze here.
Leo picked up the musket and pointed it at his head again, and said, "Tell me, where is your lair?"