The girl couldn't hold back her laughter, so she just covered her stomach and laughed.
The people nearby saw it and couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Leo looked at it and stamped his feet angrily, shouting repeatedly, "Stop laughing, stop laughing, please be more serious~!"
But when everyone saw this chubby little boy with fair and rosy cheeks and wide eyes as bright as black grapes, trying to act like an adult, they laughed even harder.
Although many of the guards nearby knew it was wrong, they were still laughing to themselves.
Leo shouted a few more times, but found that it had no effect. He felt that it hurt his self-esteem, but he could only lose his temper.
"A bunch of unqualified guys~!" He angrily sat aside and waited for a while, until everyone stopped laughing, and then walked out again.
He looked around, first fired a shot into the sky, then pulled out another musket, and said sternly: "I am the wise and powerful Leo Hero, you bandits, I will do justice for the sky today~!
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As he spoke, he leveled his gun and pointed it at the main supporting character.
The bandit had seen the power of this musket. Although he didn't understand the principle, this ignorant guy regarded the musket as an unconventional magic wand.
But magic is what most ignorant people fear most.
At this time, he saw the black hole of the gun pointing at him, and was immediately frightened to death. He shouted in horror: "We surrender, we surrender..."
Then he jumped forward and rolled to the ground.
At this time, a gunshot was heard.
A cloud of white smoke flew out from Leo's gun and filled the air.
When everyone heard the loud noise, they were immediately startled and then retreated one after another.
Only then did they discover that this chubby, innocent-looking little boy turned out to be a terrifying magician.
The residents of the town are all filled with regret. They laughed too loud just now, and they wonder if this little magician will also hold a grudge? Then he secretly casts evil magic on himself?
Leo waved his hand to drive away the white smoke in front of him, then looked over and saw the bandit lying on the ground shamelessly, and couldn't help but be furious.
He pointed at the bandit and shouted angrily: "You dare to hide, and I didn't hit you. Why are you nervous? Are you still an actor?"
After the gunshots were fired, the other bandits also fell to the ground and shouted in confusion: "We surrender, please spare our lives, sir."
The quick-thinking man was already shouting on the ground: "The heroes have incredible martial arts skills. None of us are opponents. We surrender."
When Leo heard that someone was so wise, he couldn't help but said with joy: "Really? Well, you guys were originally going to be killed on the spot, but Master, I have always been soft-hearted, so I allowed you to surrender~! Let's arrest them.
, after trapping my horse, I caught it all by myself."
The Imperial Guard soldiers picked up all the bandits lying on the ground, tied them into a bunch again, and tied them to Leo's horse.
Although there are no communication media such as television in this era, there are countless literary and artistic workers such as bards who spread civilization and castrated history.
Everyone grew up through word of mouth, listening to countless heroic stories, and educating themselves about literacy.
By this time in the play, everyone already understood what the little fat kid was playing.
The innkeeper's daughter blushed and said to Leo: "Thank you for saving us, this brave little hero."
Leo's bones went numb when the girl praised him as a "hero".
Leo laughed and waved his hands and said: "It's nothing. You should do what you do to be a hero. You don't need to thank me. Hahaha...hahaha..."
At this moment, the girl stretched out her arms and hugged him gently.
Leo froze immediately.
Melina next to her looked at it and immediately raised the corner of her mouth and smiled in the ladylike manner she had cultivated.
At the same time, a "chi" sound was heard. - This little girl, who aimed to be the fifth gentlest and wisest in the world, had already moved the little rag doll in her hand extremely fiercely without making a move.
My head was pinched off~!
Everyone was in a cold sweat when they saw this scene.
Leo's face turned pale with fright, as if someone had stepped on his tail, and he sprang out of the girl's arms like lightning.
Lorraine couldn't help but grinned in schadenfreude, then stretched and yawned widely.
He raised his head, looked at the sky, and realized that at this time, he still hadn't received any news. He couldn't help but turn around a little anxiously and look around.
He saw the Imperial Guards and the residents of the town staring at the complacent Leo, and couldn't help but chuckle inwardly. Then he glanced at the death squad members beside him, and cursed in a low voice: "You don't have any expression, why don't you hurry up?"
applaud?"
The royal guards reacted immediately. This kind of flattery can increase their favorability in Leo's heart. If they don't shoot it now, when will they do it?
He immediately clapped his hands vigorously and said loudly: "Wonderful, so wonderful~!"
The soldiers of the Forbidden Army suddenly came to their senses and hurriedly flattered them, applauded loudly, and whistled hard...
"So beautiful."
"That's right, His Highness Leo is mighty, long live His Highness Leo."
"..."
Seeing that this group of bandits were trapped by the Forbidden Army soldiers again, the surrounding residents also cheered.
Leo blushed with excitement, turned to face the imperial army and the town residents, raised his hands in the air, pretending to be a winner, grinned widely, and accepted the cheers of the people around him.
Leo pressed his hands twice to signal everyone to be quiet.
When the surroundings almost calmed down, Leo waved his hand and said with great emotion: "At this time, I first want to thank my father, my uncle, my sister, and..."
After hearing his loud speech from a high place, Lorraine couldn't help but smile bitterly, thinking to herself: Look at this person, what does royal style mean?
Play a family drinking game where officers and soldiers catch robbers, and the actors are really officers and soldiers and robbers. This is called royal style~!
And every single one of his mouth has the style of winning three Academy Awards including Best Director, Best Screenplay, and Best Actor at the Oscars~!
Those nouveau riche who wish their ancestors were landlords, right-wingers and Black Five members just play with the temptation of uniforms in the entertainment city, but they will never reach this level.
Just as Leo was giving a speech, a royal guard quietly squeezed in from behind.
He came to Lorraine's side, bowed slightly, and said: "Sir, everything is done. We have completely sealed off this town, not even a fly can fly out."
Lorraine nodded slightly, and then said: "What about the traitor?"
The guard said: "Don't worry, sir, we have also followed the guidance of the bandit who surrendered, and we have met them all. After a while, as long as we give the order, we will start immediately and arrest them all."
He paused, patted his chest, and added: "Sir, don't worry. With your careful plan, no one can escape."
Lorraine smiled faintly and said: "That's good. Tell the brothers, be sure to pay attention to safety. Capture those traitors alive if you can. If not, just kill them. The most important thing is not to let the news get out. Do you understand?
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The imperial guard was used to seeing high-ranking officials being arrogant in the capital of the empire and not caring about the life and death of little people. But he didn't expect that a big man like Lorraine, who was in a high position and held great power, would care so much about his little soldiers.
of safety,
He couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, then bowed and replied in a deep voice: "As you command, my lord."
As he spoke, he turned around and blended into the crowd.
Just at this time, Leo's tear-jerking and touching speech had come to an end. Finally, he learned the techniques of the head of the empire, waved his little fist, and used a series of wonderful parallel sentences to push the atmosphere of the scene to the climax.
climax, and then ended this world-famous speech.
And the most noteworthy thing is that from then on, every year in late spring and early summer, the Lushui Town Theater Festival will open grandly.
Especially after Leo became emperor, the drama festival in Lvshui Town received great attention from local officials and became an official festival that the governors of the three provinces fought hard for.
The hotel where His Majesty Leo lived and fought for his heroic deeds has become the most important cultural relic, even listed among the top ten intangible cultural heritages in history, and is protected for people to admire.
The first performance at the opening of the theater festival every year is a large group of villains who, based on people's descriptions, vividly and vividly reproduce the scene where Emperor Leo performed chivalry here and drew his sword to help when he saw injustice.
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This play is also an official must-play at every New Year's celebration.
Lorraine watched Leo come back with excitement, couldn't help but smile and said, "Have you had enough fun?"
Leo didn't say anything, he just raised his head, grinning shamelessly.
Catherine looked at Leo's triumphant look, straightened her face, and said, "I've let you have some fun today, are you satisfied?"
Leo nodded with endless aftertaste and said, "As long as I grow up, I have the most fun today."
Catherine held Leo's ears and shouted: "Why don't you hurry up and do some business for me? Look at what you did today. Others won't call you an idiot, they will blame me for not teaching you well."
It was like a cold wind blowing through, instantly extinguishing Leo's enthusiasm.
Leo drooped his head and said, "I know, teaching others to act is not as fun as playing the role yourself."
Catherine pinched Leo's fair and tender face and said with a cold face: "You are not allowed to take risks for me again, Lorraine!"
Catherine yelled at Lorraine beside her, which scared Lorraine who was playing finger games with Adele.
Catherine said to Lorraine: "Keep an eye on him for me!"
Lorraine nodded quickly.
At this time, a loud bugle sound was heard. It was the signal to arrest the traitor.
Immediately afterwards, I saw a huge chaos among the crowd.
More than a dozen burly men in casual clothes had already been prepared. They pounced on them like wolves and tigers, and pushed the residents around them to the ground.
All the residents couldn't help but panic and screamed in horror.
Lorraine immediately took a step forward and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, don't worry~! It's okay. It's just that we are arresting the traitors among you who colluded with the bandits."
Everyone couldn't help but be stunned.
Immediately afterwards, the guards were seen escorting the residents and dragging them up very roughly.
When the residents saw it, there was a huge uproar.
It's like classmate Ah Q became very powerful after entering the city.
These residents usually live together and know everything about what they eat, what they wear, what they use, and what happens.
Although they didn't know exactly how those people got involved with the bandits, they also knew that there must be something wrong with these people being able to eat well and dress well without having to work.
At this time, the guards had already escorted the residents over.
Lorraine winked at the moment. The guard next to him immediately stepped forward and said to the residents: "It's okay, it's okay. Everyone, please go home."
Then chase them.
Although the residents of the town knew that they were doing business, this was an era where entertainment basically relied on hands. It was rare for everyone to see the excitement, and they couldn't hold back their curiosity and wanted to continue watching.
However, under the kind persuasion of the guards, and more importantly, the shining swords on their waists, and the powerful purple armor with a persuasiveness value increased by 300%, they all dispersed in a sensible manner.
Lorraine looked at it, turned around, smiled at the owner of the hotel, and said: "I'm sorry, boss, we have to rent your hotel temporarily."
The boss hurriedly bowed and said: "No...it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Sir, you are helping us. Save my daughter, let alone stay for a few days. Even if you set this store on fire, I won't be able to do anything."
Opinion."
With that said, he pushed the door open and said: "Sir, please, sir, please."
Lorraine was not polite and took the first step and walked in.
Leo followed him and jumped a few steps. Suddenly he remembered something, slapped his forehead and said, "That's right."
He walked quickly back to the innkeeper, threw the money bag in his hand to the innkeeper, and said: "It's for you, we'll keep it here."
The boss took the money bag and asked for a few more words of humility.
Leo waved his hand and said in an old-fashioned way like a young adult: "Take it as you are told, and give money for meals. This is a matter of course. If we don't give money, what's the difference between it and those robbers?"
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The boss was extremely moved at that moment. He bowed to the ground and said, "Thank you so much, sir."
Leo said: "You're welcome, please get me something to eat quickly. I've been busy for a long time and I'm starving. By the way, when you cook, put more meat in it. I don't want to eat those.
Vegetables~!”
The boss immediately agreed respectfully. Just as he was about to say something more, he saw several guards surrounding a person walking into the store quickly. He couldn't help but be startled, even though he just slipped through the cracks among the people.
After a quick glance, he recognized the familiar little bandit leader at a glance.
He looked outside the hotel and found that it was tightly sealed. At that moment, he did not dare to ask any more questions. He hurriedly grabbed his wife and daughter and walked in quickly.
At this time, the bandit was escorted by the guards and came to Lorraine.
Lorraine looked at the bandit, then at a guard officer next to him, and said, "How is it now?"
The officer bared his teeth and said, "Don't worry, sir. This guy has memorized all the speeches. The brothers picked on him several times and helped to deal with all kinds of emergencies that could be imagined."
I've done it all once, and I can definitely get away with it."
Lorraine smiled with satisfaction and said, "That's good."
He turned his head, looked at the bandit, and said, "Do you remember everything I told you?"
The bandit immediately bowed his waist and said: "Yes, yes, sir. Don't worry. I have written it all down."
Lorraine said: "Very good, as long as you can deceive all the bandits on the mountain to come down, you will be punished. We can also give you lighter sentences for the previous crimes. If you can make great contributions, you will be punished."
It's not impossible for you to be a small official."
The bandit was so happy that he knelt on the ground and kowtowed repeatedly, saying: "Thank you, sir, thank you, sir."
Lorraine paused, her voice turned cold, and said: "But if you want to play any tricks, don't blame me for being ruthless. Even if you hide in the Island of the Dead, don't even think about saving your head. Do you understand?"
Under his policy of both carrot and stick, the bandit classmate immediately swore to the sky that he would never betray, and he must perform well and strive for meritorious service and atonement~!
Along the way, the bandit who was sent to "play Infernal Affairs" didn't think about escaping, but the first thing he did was the small group of forbidden troops behind him.
Although the bandit couldn't see them, he knew that those people were following him somewhere behind him.
Also, the pill that he had just taken, the thing that Young Master Leo had asked several people to hold him down and force-fed him.
This thing scared the bandit.
Leo told him that the pills of the 'Three Corpse Brain Pills' were obtained from the witch on the sea. One pill was much more valuable than his life. If the mission was not urgent, he would have spent eight lifetimes on it.
Even my virtue is not worth this pill.
After taking the pill, if there is no antidote within a day, the limbs will twitch and the orifices will bleed to death.
Although the bandit still had some doubts, he did not dare to risk his own life, so he could only bite the bullet and rush to the village.
As soon as we returned to the village, the bandit shouted: "It's not good, it's not good."
The bandit leader who stayed in the mountain stronghold summoned all his men and asked nervously: "What happened, where are the leader and the others? Were they caught by the officers and soldiers at the foot of the mountain? If so, please pack your things quickly, okay?"