It is a happy and great event for foreigners to join.
This is a great honor to the empire and to His Majesty the Emperor.
The two strokes and one tick in the history book are: "Our emperor is wise and powerful, birds are born in fish soup, his virtue spreads all over the world, and he benefits the people, and when the barbarians come to conquer, the world returns to its heart."
For an emperor, that is second only to the achievement of opening up territory. If this is reported to the higher level, Emperor Rulund will also have face, Emperor Rulund will have face, and the Prime Minister will have face.
Now that the Prime Minister has gained face, Lorraine's life will be easier.
This is simply a matter of hello, me, and everyone.
No matter what the reason is, since the people of Aquitaine are willing to join in, Lorraine understands very well that everyone will carry the sedan chair, and the first credit for this will go to the emperor of our empire.
That night, a eloquent message of good news came from the hand of Lord Lorraine's most valued animal, known as the roaring and clanging beast.
The main content of the good news is naturally that under the emperor's wise guidance and far-sightedness, our empire is developing vigorously, with a new level every year and a new atmosphere every month.
Especially since the Governor of Lorraine took office, he has carefully studied the content of His Majesty the Emperor's speech, understood the spirit of His Majesty's speech, and made Nai'an's feudal modernity construction business prosperous.
Not only did they not pick up lost things on the road, nor did they close their homes at night, but they also had the half-orc Aquitan people, who admired His Majesty's majesty, so they braved the wind and snow, braved the hardships and dangers, experienced seventy-seven or eighty-three hardships, and headed north to Naian, specially invited to join the Ruman Empire family.
In order to be prepared to welcome the orcs, leave a good first impression on them and let them feel the warmth from the imperial feudal family at the first time.
In this great operation, Lord Lorraine went to the front line to welcome the people of Aquitaine. Under his leadership, many staff members also worked hard without caring about their own lives, leaving their own homes to take care of everyone.
.There emerged a large number of heroic deeds that made people praise and cry.
Like someone, even though his home was on fire, he just took a look at it and then resolutely continued working.
So-and-so even declined the wedding date.
So-and-so, a relative at home has athlete's foot. Such a serious illness requires surgery soon. He may not be able to get off the operating table, but he doesn't bother to go home and take a look.
There is also a certain so-and-so who suffers from gastroptosis due to busy work, too much alcohol and meat, and can only eat seven meals in the imperial luxury dining room and take three saunas every day. But despite this, he still works day and night without sleep.
Later, when Her Royal Highness Princess Catherine learned about this incident, she personally visited this hard-working subordinate and told him to take a good rest. However, because he was worried about the life of the orcs, he only rested for ten minutes, and then continued
Put in the work…
In addition, there was someone who, in order to allow the orcs to use the best fuel for cooking and heating, even drove the carriage himself and delivered a large load of cow dung to them.
On the way, the carriage unfortunately overturned. A certain person was also buried under a thick pile of cow dung. However, when the rescue team pulled the person out of the dung, even though a certain person was
Master So-and-so was already dying, but as soon as he woke up, he immediately pointed at the pile of dung and resolutely said: "No... don't worry about me, hurry up... save the cow dung..."
The good news was written like reportage, it was so moving that it brought tears to the eyes, and Lorraine immediately vomited after reading it.
When Catherine and the other girls heard this, they also vomited wildly.
On the other hand, there were two Leovillas, one was young and ignorant, the other was pure and ignorant. After the two looked at each other, they couldn't help but look at each other, and then they all blinked their big, bright black eyes and tilted their heads.
He looked at them with his head and wondered what was going on with these people.
Catherine and Adele lay on the ground and vomited violently, almost vomiting out their overnight meal.
In the end, it was Villaleo and the two who saw their miserable situation and couldn't help but ran over with a glass of water and gave them both a few gulps. Only then did the two girls recover.
As soon as Catherine came to her senses, she pulled Lorraine over and beat him hard, scolding him while beating him: "You bastard, how much money have you collected? You are so shameless. You even wrote a good news like this, you
Is it still possible for people to survive?”
Under Vera's care, Adele also collapsed on the sofa dying.
She saw the surprised, strange, and somewhat sad looks of the guards passing by outside the window, and she felt ashamed and angry at the same time.
But she couldn't run over, open the window, and loudly tell those scoundrels with blazing gossip souls: "Auntie, I'm in good health and nothing is wrong with me. I just wanted to vomit because I heard something so disgusting.
My son, it’s not because I had an affair with your governor that I accidentally got pregnant~!”
Therefore, when she was depressed, she could only vent her anger on Lorraine.
While Adele was weakly leaning on the large sofa, she was also weakly pointing at Lorraine, and cursed hatefully: "Beat, don't give me face, beat to death this damn bastard who reaches out everywhere to collect black money~!"
Catherine then slapped Lorraine with fists and beat her hard. But halfway through the beating, she couldn't hold back any longer. Suddenly her fists stopped, and she threw herself into Lorraine's arms, laughing loudly.
However, despite this, she did not let Lorraine go. She beat him weakly and cursed: "I hate... I hate him so much that my teeth are sore. You... you bastard~! Stop hugging him."
Are you going to die for just a little money? Tell me~! How much money did those scum spend on you just to take credit? 'Hurry up and save the cow dung', you can really say this shamelessly~!"
As he said that, he pinched Lorraine again.
Lorraine grinned in pain.
He hurriedly grabbed Catherine's beautiful hands and screamed: "Stop, stop pinching me. If you pinch me again, there will be no good parts of me. Ah, don't pinch me. I...I'm falling out~! Ah,
You still pinch~!"
Catherine was also furious. Although her hands were grabbed by Lorraine and unable to move, she was still unwilling to give in. She opened her sandalwood mouth, revealing two rows of white teeth, and bit him with her teeth and claws.
Lorraine hurriedly got out of the way.
Catherine stretched her pink neck again and bit her twice, but Lorraine dodged it both times.
Seeing that she was still unwilling to give up, Lorraine had no choice but to use a trick. She reached out and gently pulled Catherine's jade arms that were bullying the frost and snow, and put them behind her back, and then freed up one hand.
Come on, give her a gentle pat on her high buttocks.
Catherine felt as if she had been electrocuted immediately, she let out a low exclamation, then her waist softened, and she lay limply in his arms.
She held on for a moment and raised her head, but when she saw Lorraine's triumphant eyes, she knew that there was nothing she could do to the gangster in front of her. In the end, she had no choice but to sigh in resignation. She leaned into his arms no longer.
Struggled, but still asked aggressively: "Tell me, how much black money have you got?"
The two of them were fighting for a long time. Catherine was dripping with sweat for a while, her hair was messy, and her cheeks were red. Although her beautiful eyes were still widened and angry, there was a pool of water deep in her beautiful eyes.
Wang Wang charming.
What's more, at this time, she was leaning on Lorraine's body. With her breath, Lorraine could easily feel that the two compressed balls on the other side had transformed into a beautiful shape, and it was full of love.
The turbulent waves coming from the amazingly elastic soft part.
Lorraine couldn't help but narrowed her eyes, feeling dizzy.
Seeing his squinting eyes, Catherine couldn't help but feel proud and amused at the same time. She turned her beautiful eyes and tapped his chest hard with her pointed chin, saying: "Hey, I want to ask you a question.
~!"
Lorraine felt a pain in her chest and then woke up.
At this time, Leo was also very interested. He came forward and sat on the coffee table in front of Lorraine. Then he also leaned down and said curiously: "Yes, boss, just tell me. Don't hide it."
, and let me learn both skills."
When Catherine saw him at this time, she ran over without thinking, fearing that he would see something indecent, so she had to wink at Lorraine hurriedly.
Lorraine had no choice but to reluctantly let go of her hand.
Catherine then smoothed her slightly messy hair without leaving a trace, and then sat up.
Lorraine coughed lightly and then said: "Actually, I really didn't make much money from this."
Leo's big black eyes suddenly widened and he lost his voice: "What did you say? You didn't make much money? If you don't make money, will the sun come out in the west? Stop lying~!"
"Asshole~!" Lorraine immediately became angry, raised his hand and gave him a shudder, and shouted angrily: "I am the upright earl of the Longyacao family. I am like the kind of person who falls into the eyes of money and cannot climb out.
?”
Adele smiled sweetly and asked, "Aren't you?"
Lorraine glared at her, and then said: "Okay, then let's do a survey and raise your hands if you think I am the kind of person~!"
Everyone looked at each other and said in unison: "You are that kind of person~!"
As he said that, as if for emphasis, they all raised their hands. Catherine and Adele were okay, they only raised one hand. Vera was naive and honest, raising two hands, and Leo even more
Even the feet were lifted up.
Lorraine hesitated.
After half a day, Lord Luo felt very melancholy, looked up to the sky with a long sigh, and said: "Actually, I really don't have any money this time."
He paused for a moment, saw everyone's puzzled looks, and then explained: "Everyone knows that although we hold great power, we are newcomers after all. Although we killed a group of blind guys and established our prestige,
.But those who are determined to follow us, we have to give them a taste of the sweetness. Let them know that following us also has some benefits, isn't it?"
Catherine and the others couldn't help but look at each other when they heard that he was reasonable, and then fell silent.
She thought for a moment and said: "Even if you want to give them some sweetness, but you..."
At this point, Catherine reluctantly patted the document, frowned, and said: "But you can also put it in a better way. If you hand over these things, I will be embarrassed to say hello to others when I go out."
She paused, as if summarizing, and said: "Find someone to revise it properly. Make it more normal."
As he said that, he was about to tear the newspaper into pieces.
Lorraine looked at it and hurriedly snatched it away, saying: "What are you doing~!"
After he grabbed it, he found that it was a little too late. There were already some mistakes in the report, and he couldn't help but feel heartbroken.
Lorraine hurriedly and carefully unfolded the report again, and then said: "Okay, Nicole. Just raise your hand. That bastard's 'Screaming Beast' is very noble, but he is determined to make money. I heard
, for this report, those guys spent a lot of money to let him write it."
Catherine said angrily: "Then you have to tear it apart~! You are shameless, and I still want it~!"
Lorraine was also furious at the moment. She pushed the report into her hand and said, "Tear it up, tear it up, tear it up~! I'm already under strict control. Believe it or not, after you tear it up, those stinky people will
If you turn around and write something even more shameless, it will make you sick to death~!"
Catherine froze immediately.
She is also a veteran in politics, and of course she also understands the unscrupulous methods used by those ruffians under her in order to get promoted and make money. After thinking about it, she could only throw the document on the table, then sat down with a sigh and said: "Oh
~! Forget it, I have tried my best anyway. If His Majesty the Emperor is disgusted to death after reading this report, be careful that the Imperial Senate accuses you of being an assassin."
Lorraine snorted coldly and said, "Why don't you tell us? If Prime Minister Russell reads this report, he will be sick to death. How much trouble will we save?"
With that said, while Catherine was not paying attention, she carefully packaged the report and stuffed it into the pile of documents sent to the Imperial Cabinet.
The next day, the document was mixed with a large number of documents and put into a sealed iron box. Then it was sent to Ruman City under heavy guard.
A few days later, the iron box was opened with a special key, and the document was revealed.
Afterwards, it passed through the hands of countless people and was finally sent to the desk of the highest institution of the imperial government.
It is said that at noon that day when the document was delivered, the turnover of the Imperial Cabinet Canteen dropped sharply.
His Majesty the Emperor's physician was also urgently summoned into the palace. After the physician hurriedly arrived, he was shocked to find that His Majesty the Emperor and the Prime Minister were sitting in the room, as if they were suffering from some strange illness.
He grinned loudly with his big mouth and vomited wildly while holding the spit bucket.
But what exactly happened is not recorded in history and no one knows.
However, after the report was sent, the effect was very good.
Some tribes came to surrender on their own initiative. This had not happened for a long time. When the news came out, even the entire empire was shocked.
When a group of imperial officials used public funds to drink flower wine and take a sauna, they had another reason to clink glasses in celebration.
When people commemorate the birth anniversary of a certain emperor of the empire, and the two happy events of a certain family's kitten becoming a full moon, people often add, "to celebrate the coming of the Aquitan tribe to vote".
However, Lorraine has no time to worry about these things now.
As the weather gets cooler.
Autumn is getting deeper and deeper now.
Although there were some minor turmoils this year, overall the weather was smooth and it was a bumper year.
Thanks to the hard work of farmers, the mature autumn grain crops have been harvested and received in the warehouse.
A group of tax collectors also took out their whips, took their tax collectors with them, and then started running to the countryside without stopping to collect the most important autumn tax of the year.
You must know that the Imperial Taxation Department is an independent agency and is quite powerful - think back to the time when the American Mafia eldest brother, Carpenter Pongo, committed murder without accounting for his crimes. He was a hero who made the entire police fearful, but he was imprisoned for tax evasion.
Catch it.
In addition, they have the support of the Senate behind them. Even if they are relatives of the emperor and the country a little further away, the tax collectors will have their nostrils turned upward and look at people with their dark nose hairs, never taking each other seriously.
Therefore, whenever the time comes, they will go door to door to collect taxes. They never buy into other people's accounts.
When Lord Lorraine was in the country, he was often annoyed by those bastards.
In the words of his old man, "As long as there is one less coin, those bastards will not say a word, but if they talk about grilling a house, they will grill a house. If they say a cow, they will blow a cow~!"
Although the tax department is not affected by the local government, or is less affected, if it can be avoided, the local officials will not be affected.
However, it should be pointed out that the tax department is under the leadership of the Ministry of Finance. The real power figure in the Ministry of Finance is Baron Rocund, the Undersecretary of Finance.
According to rumors, Baron Roquand's daughter is also very optimistic about Lorraine's pretty boy.
Although the Emperor is far away and it is impossible to please the God of Wealth, everyone knows that Baron Roquande is very precious to his daughter.
In this way, as long as you please Lord Lorraine, it is equivalent to pleasing Lorena. If you please Lorena, doesn't it mean you can please Baron Rocund?
At that time, if you just casually mention that so-and-so has done a good job, then promotion and wealth will naturally come your way, and you will have a bright future.
Everyone's minds turned around, and after proving this equation, they couldn't help but become eager. They rolled up their sleeves and wanted to show off in front of Lord Lorraine.
These ruffians have come up with the most popular candidates for young women in today's society, including the best male star in "If You Are the One" and giants in the banking and financial industry (note, loan sharking). The real estate development industry is super rich (grab
Other people’s land)——Mr. Huang Shiren’s great spirit of knocking on the bones and sucking out the marrow and digging three feet into the ground launched a massive autumn tax campaign.
As for the top priority issue of taxation, Lorraine also had to deal with it carefully.
Although he had already lowered the tax rate to reduce the burden on the people as much as possible, he still mobilized heavy troops and personally took charge to prevent anyone from causing trouble - but he would not forget that the previous governor was unlucky in this regard.
In addition, there is also the reorganization work of the tribal soldiers. Although the great shaman Galba is helping, the local soldiers and the orcs are still in constant conflict. The busy old man is exhausted.
What's more, as the governor of Naian Province, he also has one of the most important tasks. That is to defend against the invasion of orcs~!