Lorraine couldn't help but be stunned when she heard the opponent's challenge, and then laughed loudly.
What kind of era is this, and you still want to show off your personal power and play one-on-one?
If this were placed in an extremely primitive society, there would be nothing wrong with this kind of physical and mental physical activity.
Bi Fang said that during the Warring States Period in Little Carrot Country.
Because everyone is poor, there is a tinkling sound.
And the bosses who dream of taking all the carrots in the entire Carrot Country into their own pockets and collecting protection fees from the poor people want to organize their subordinates to follow them to other people's territory after they have eaten their fill.
, go on a one-day robbery trip or something.
But these grandsons are all scoundrels who want the little donkey to run fast and not eat grass. The four miserly combinations of Shylock, Abagon, Quelangtai and Porushkin are all
He is an incomparable gangster.
As a gangster boss with ideals and morals, although he kept using loud slogans such as "The world is armed" to indoctrinate and brainwash his younger brothers and let them die for him, he was absolutely reluctant to give it.
The younger brothers are paid a dime as salary.
But of course the younger brothers are not stupid. Everyone in the family is waiting for them to make money. Why don't you ask Bao Gan to tell you that you are going to die?
Although your slogan is beautiful, please, no one’s head has been caught in the door~!
Therefore, most of the time, everyone just screams loudly, shouting things like "gan babao" and "flax butterfly" at the top of their lungs, but all of them are not working hard and just follow behind and make noises.
(Note, don’t forget that Xiaoluobo’s company is still brightly lit in the middle of the night. There are many people working overtime and working hard, and they are all voluntary. They look very awesome and love the company.
However, it is said that a survey report showed that everyone is actually either watching porn on the computer, or having an office romance with a female colleague, playing erotic, etc., which is very messy.)
If the boss can't stand it and makes everyone anxious, then let them play "lower to defeat upper". Kill each one for one count. Like Tokugawa Ieyasu's grandfather, Takeda Shingen's father, and even the Sixth Heaven Demon King Oda
People like Nobunaga who are so awesome and perverted will die because of this.
Therefore, if the boss wants to fight a war, he can only go out in person and engage in "one-horse attack", "one-horse attack", and "one-horse attack". This kind of investment rarely yields quick results.
When the people from the two villages fought in groups and engaged in what they proudly called a "large-scale battle," everyone followed the boss and watched them play "one-horse battle."
If the boss goes into battle, and if he dies, everyone will stop working and go home to eat. If the boss wins, everyone will rush up and have a meal at the house of the dead boss opposite.
But later, the bosses found that this situation was too risky. Therefore, everyone worked hard to establish a complete and perfect military system. In this way, everyone no longer has to go into battle in person, but only needs to sit behind and command the younger brothers.
Just die.
The Ruman Empire's military was established very early and its military discipline was strict. The powerful Imperial Legion was a powerful war machine, and military operations were extremely cooperative. They were completely out of the era where victory could only be won by individual bravery.
Therefore, as a commander, Lorraine had only seen this ancient duel mode among generals in books or heard from others.
He looked at the jumping orcs opposite and smiled at the officers around him: "Gentlemen, do you think they look like a group of circus monkeys?"
When the officers saw it, they couldn't help but laugh, pointing to the opposite side and laughing loudly.
When the half-orcs heard the roar of laughter and knew that this kind of provocation by taking off their clothes was ineffective, they couldn't help but look at each other and stopped.
They discussed it briefly and decided that they had to use a trick, the most ruthless one.
Lorraine was surprised to see them lined up neatly at the bottom of the slope. Just as he was about to find someone to come up and explain the customs of the orcs, he saw the group of orcs suddenly turned around and turned their backs to the human camp, and then
He took off his pants, stuck out his bare buttocks to Lorraine and the others, then slapped his buttocks, turned his head and shouted at the slope.
All the imperial soldiers were startled, and then burst into laughter again.
Lorraine smiled and suddenly realized something was wrong.
When he turned around, sure enough, he saw Vera staring curiously at the white and round things below with her beautiful eyes as blue as the sea.
The innocent and somewhat naive little girl was shamelessly watching it with gusto, not even realizing how inappropriate this was for a young girl.
Lorraine couldn't help but sigh in a troubled manner, and stretched out her hand to block Vera's eyes, but the girl didn't notice it at all. She gently tiptoed and continued to look from above his palm.
Lorraine became angry and raised her hand to give her a violent shudder.
Vera screamed immediately.
While rubbing her forehead, she raised her head and looked at Lorraine with tears in her eyes. She was about to quarrel with him. But when she saw Lorraine's angry eyes, she immediately woke up. She couldn't help but stick out her tongue and said,
He lowered his head.
Lorraine rolled her eyes fiercely, but found that although the girl lowered her head and calmed down on the surface, her beautiful blue eyes kept wandering around, and she would look at her secretly when she wasn't paying attention.
Two eyes.
Lorraine couldn't help but sigh again, but there were so many people here, and it was hard to discipline her in front of so many people. She could only make up her mind to train her hard when she went back... uh, hard.
Give her an education.
It's all Adele's fault. When she's not doing anything, she always uses that fujoshi culture to indoctrinate this stupid girl who is as blank as a piece of paper.
At this time, another angry roar came from the bottom of the hillside: "Human... human, coward... coward. You... you just... dare to... hide... with your tail between your legs, like... an animal...
Behind the fence... behind?"
All the soldiers in the camp were immediately furious, pointing at the orcs below and yelling curses.
Lorraine listened to people shouting and cursing for a long time, and he suddenly looked down on these ruffians in his heart. These guys only said a few words over and over again, such as 'You go eat shit', 'Bad guy', 'Bastard' and the like.
It is completely inferior to the language richness, breadth and profoundness of our Celestial Dynasty.
But even so, everyone's momentum and voices also outshone the orcs below.
Lorraine waved his hand and made everyone shut up. Then he pointed to the opposite side and said to the officers: "Everyone, who is willing to go down and fight with me to show off the power of our empire?"
All the officers couldn't help but be stunned. They looked at each other suspiciously, and then they all fell silent.
Lorraine couldn't help but smile and nodded: Well, none of the officers under his command have had their brains pinched by the door. If these officers get excited and really rush down to fight those orcs, they will not die.
Lorraine also wanted to remove that guy as soon as possible.
People like that can only be used as cannon fodder and are not suitable to be officers who command and fight in battles.
Seeing that everyone was silent, Lorraine smiled again and then walked towards the gate of the lower camp.
When the officers saw it, they panicked and all rushed forward like a swarm of swarms.
Legion Commander Firdolis also hurriedly stepped forward and advised: "My Lord Governor, you are a man of ten thousand gold, and you don't deserve to have the same experience as these barbaric orcs. There is no need to engage in such an insignificant battle with them. Let's have a head-on confrontation later.
, destroy them all.”
Lorraine stopped and said with a smile: "General Fido, don't be nervous, I just want to see the situation."
He paused for a moment, and then continued: "Sit here and ask the magicians and archers to prepare. I want to lower their morale."
With that said, he tossed the cloak behind him and strode out.
The guards looked at each other and did not dare to neglect. They rushed up one after another and followed Lorraine down the mountain.
All the imperial soldiers in the camp saw that Lord Lorraine was so brave. They personally accepted the challenge and played the legendary "Generals Duel" with the enemy. Their morale was high. They all raised their weapons and roared loudly to cheer him up.
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Although there are very few general-level figures nowadays who are brave enough to go into battle in person, it is precisely because of this that the emergence of a general who stands on the front line with him and does not avoid swordsmanship can win the respect of the soldiers even more.
Lorraine heard the roaring and tsunami-like shouts coming from behind, and knew that he had established an extremely solid position in the hearts of these soldiers.
If the military had doubts about themselves before, then from this moment on, I can completely convince these soldiers.
The half-orcs who challenged them all put on their pants when they saw Lorraine and the others coming down from the mountain.
One of the orcs with red feathers on his head and his face covered with all kinds of gaudy paints looked Lorraine up and down, waved the mace in his hand, and shouted loudly: "You... who are you?"
A guard next to him immediately pressed his sword and shouted sternly: "Bastard..."
Lorraine stretched out his hand and signaled the guard to retreat. Then with a classic smile of an insurance salesman, he looked at the orc and said softly: "I am the provincial governor Lorraine. Who are you..."
The orcs couldn't help but look at each other in surprise. No matter how stupid they were, they still knew that the provincial governor was a powerful patriarch who was in charge of many people.
Thinking of this, all the half-orcs had eager looks in their eyes.
One of the orcs picked up the heavy large ring knife in his hand and shouted loudly: "Okay, okay, since...since you are the governor and dare to come, you must be a brave warrior. Then let me,
I, the number one warrior of the Dog clan, Duo Rag is here to fight you~!"
He spoke loudly, especially when he said his name. He puffed out his chest and raised his voice so that the orcs watching behind him could hear him clearly.
Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, there was a buzzing sound of admiration from the orcs behind him.
"Good man."
"What a hero~!"
"..."
Dorag's ears pricked up, and when he heard those compliments, his furry chest puffed up even higher.
At this moment, another person stood up next to him and yelled angrily: "Why is it you? The glory of this first battle should belong to me, Torres, the first brave man of the Thor clan."
"Two years ago, the Thor tribe didn't follow us to eat leftovers. Only the eagle warrior Cabaton of the Batulu tribe..."
"Shut up~!"
"..."
A group of brave orcs, the best warriors of each race, had already made a quarrel before the fight started.
Their faces were red, they were waving the heavy weapons in their hands, and they were shouting loudly at each other. No one was convinced, and they all fought to fight Lorraine.
Although these guys are a bit stupid, they still know that this pretty boy has a very high status.
In addition, looking at Lorraine's pretty face and body that is too thin for an orc, it can be seen at a glance that his force value is definitely not that high.
As soon as I thought about it, I knew that this guy must have gotten in touch with a woman.
Killing him is not as easy as killing a chicken?
If I beat him to death with a stick (or a knife), whenever I mention it in the future, the clan's first warrior will go into battle for the first time, and he will kill the opponent's chief clan leader with a stick.
Moreover, when we went back to collect the troops and return to camp, and drank the celebratory wine, the wine was still warm.
If this is not shocking the world, then what is?
When you get back, talk about it and scare the shit out of those scoundrels?
From now on, no matter where you go, you don't have to pay for food. Even if you have a beautiful orc girl who admires you, it is not impossible to sneak into your bed secretly.
Therefore, even if everyone exchanged bad words with their comrades and raised their troops against each other, they would never take a step back, for fear that if they were one step behind, the pretty boy Lorraine would be beaten to death by others, and he would have no way to gain any further benefits.
Lorraine watched with interest for a while, and saw that they were still yelling at each other, and waving their swords from time to time, saying things like, 'Move, see if I don't kill you.'
He coughed lightly, and then said loudly: "Everyone, warriors, please listen to me."
The orcs were stunned for a moment, and then they all turned their heads and looked at him.
Lorraine rolled his eyes, and then said loudly: "Gentlemen, I know that you are all brave warriors who don't care about death. I also want to fight each of you, but..."
He paused, looked at the orcs, changed the topic, and said: "But after all, the time is limited. I still invite your first warrior to fight with me. Who among you is the best warrior of the orcs, please come out
, wouldn’t it be over? It would save everyone’s time.”
All the half-orcs couldn't help but look at each other.
Although the orcs boast that they are famous for their martial arts, they are usually too busy running around all day long to eat, herding, hunting, and fighting to grab something. How can they have the time of the demons?
Let's go have a friendly competition like Huashan Swordsmanship together, compete against each other, and determine our own ranking of martial arts in the orc world?
Lorraine saw the troubled expressions on the faces of all the orcs, and was immediately surprised and said: "Don't you even choose the first warrior?"
He paused for a moment, seeing that all the half-beasts were silent, and acquiesced. He raised his hands to the sky and shouted in disbelief: "My God, what do you usually do? Even the first warrior
If you can't choose, can this be considered a race known for its bravery?"
All the orcs lowered their heads in shame. Some of the proud warriors even turned red with shame.
Really? The coalition has been established for such a long time, and everyone has fought several times, and secretly fought back a lot, but they only focus on robbing things and looking for revenge. How come they can't even choose the 'first warrior'?
A piece of representative and historically significant work has been forgotten?
Thinking of this, all the warriors looked at Lorraine with admiration and sighed: These guys, who are still human after all, can do strange things~!
Lorraine snorted coldly, then reached out and snapped her fingers.
A guard immediately took down a folding chair, unfolded it, and placed it behind Lorraine.
Lorraine sat down on the chair grandly, then waved to the orcs and said in a casual tone: "Hurry up and choose the first warrior. I'm still waiting here.
"
The orcs looked at each other, then gathered together in shame and discussed in low voices.
In front of the orc camp, a slim woman with a black veil stood in a hidden place, squinting her eyes like a seasoned hunter, looking at Lorraine in the distance with interest.
Lorraine waited for a while and saw that they had not yet come up with a result, so she said lightly: "You guys are talking nonsense, just like bitches. Who is the first warrior?"
Just one plane, don’t you know?”
After hearing his reminder, the orcs' eyes suddenly lit up, and then they roared angrily, drew out their weapons, and were about to start fighting.
Then someone next to him yelled, "Don't be fooled by him~!"
Then, taking advantage of the man's daze, he stretched out his hand and snatched the other man's weapon away.
At this time, the other orcs also came to their senses.
One of the orcs turned his head, looked at Lorraine angrily, and said: "You... you human being are so... so cunning. You want to provoke us to kill each other."
Lorraine looked at it and couldn't help but sigh in disappointment. Although these orcs were simpler-minded, they still had some brains. But on the surface they were calm.
He raised his hand, looked at the sun and shined the huge diamond ring on his finger, then took a breath, wiped it carefully twice, and then said: "What's the provocation? I saw that you can't decide, so I give it to you."
Here’s a tip. If you don’t want to hear it, forget it.”
He paused for a moment, and then urged: "You'd better hurry up? If you wait any longer, I will fall asleep."