Chapter four hundred and eighty eight report performance
Chapter 488 Reporting the Performance
After a half-orc gave a passionate speech, he went down to rest. During the intermission, a special instructor stood up and made a precise comment.
Under the guidance of that man, the surrounding half-orcs also aroused their thoughts, and they all wanted to speak with great interest.
The instructor ordered a half-orc to jump up. The half-orc was also unambiguous. He came up with a bloody and tearful accusation against the clan leader's sons. This one said it even more eloquently. It was a real tearful moment. First, his first love, who was in love with him, was killed.
He robbed them, and then committed suicide by drowning in the river due to the humiliation. Then his parents were hit and killed by the patriarch's son while riding a horse, and he had to pay for the medical expenses of the other people's horses.
The most amazing thing is that this half-orc can still ensure that his speech is accurate and accurate even when his eyes are filled with tears.
Then the conversation changed, and with a beaming expression he began to describe his good life now. In short, he was well fed, well clothed, had a house now, a land in the future, and a bunch of women.
Finally, we loudly praise the Governor of Lorraine, the incarnation of mercy, the messenger of the gods on earth, his wisdom like a clairvoyant eye, his broad and profound knowledge, his mysterious judgment and incomparable courage, his extraordinary military talents and ideas, and his versatility.
strength, benevolent magnanimity and infinite mind
The half-orc finished his long speech, and he didn't know whether he was suppressed or excited. His face also turned red.
Goblin Sha Jin was very satisfied with the performance of his men, and his forehead was shining with joy, and he said to Lorraine: "What do you think, sir? They are all in accordance with your instructions. When the time comes, just switch to the orc language."
Lorraine was still quite conceited, but nodded slightly and said: "Very good, very powerful. But the momentum is still a little lacking, but I can't blame you, after all, your vision can reach this level, better than mine."
The two fat guys back home are still a little behind."
Now under the guidance of Lorraine, Goblin Sha Jin has completely opened his eyes.
When he heard Lorraine say that there was such a secretive peerless expert in the world, he immediately felt admiration. He took a step forward eagerly, and then said: "Those two people are there, I'll go find them."
Go learn.”
Lorraine hesitated.
After thinking for a long time, he slowly shook his head and said: "It doesn't have to be so troublesome, it's just fine."
Catherine and Adele were all stunned. They all opened their beautiful eyes wide and were stunned for three minutes. Leo was even more shocked and couldn't close his mouth, and his saliva was almost dripping.
After a while, Adele moaned softly, then leaned weakly against Lorraine, and said with a grimace: "Lorraine, I want to vomit~!"
Then, he clenched his little hand, waved his pink fist, and was about to hit Lorraine on the chest. But in the end, he hesitated and just lightly punched Lorraine on the back, saying angrily: "Lorrain
, I won’t bring you such a disgusting person. What are these things~!”
Catherine also frowned in discomfort. She only felt her stomach tightening. She rubbed her belly for a long time. Finally, she hugged Lorraine's arm and wanted to take a bite on it.
He wrinkled up and said fiercely: "You...you...are too disgusting."
Hilmeliya would not be too close to Lorraine if there were outsiders present. At this time, she just rubbed her frown in distress, remembering what her teacher, Red Archbishop Obachm, said: "This kid Lorraine, no
It would be a pity to go to Fantino!"
Luo Linna hugged her chest, looked at these orcs with interest, and said with a smile: "Lo Lin, you didn't do it on purpose to bully us, did you?"
But that heroic smile could not hide the murderous look in his eyes.
"If anyone else is you and the author of those plays, I will say that they have the wrong person." Lorena said decisively.
At this time, Leo pointed at Lorraine angrily and said loudly: "Boss, you are not interesting enough."
Catherine patted Leo on the head and said, "That's right, don't imitate him."
Leo shook his head and shook Catherine's hand away, shouting: "You don't tell me such a fun thing, you play alone, eat alone, I despise you."
As he said that, he stretched out his little hand and made a pistol gesture to show the disdain of the selfless, heroic and just young prince towards that man.
Catherine's face darkened, and she stretched out her palm and shook it on Leo's head, but she was unwilling to slap him in the end.
Lorraine shrugged and said, "This is called a meeting to remember the bitter and think of the sweet."
When he saw everyone's gazes, he suddenly paused, then pointed at the orcs and asked, "Do you think they made everything up?"
Catherine was stunned and said: "Isn't it?"
Lorraine sighed softly and said: "You people, if you don't touch Yangchun water with your fingers, you won't reach out to help the oil bottle when it falls over, and if a piece of gold falls on the ground, you might just pretend not to see it.
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Leo immediately opened his big black and white eyes and shouted loudly: "Where is it, where is it, I dropped that gold. Whoever picked it up, please return it to me..."
As he spoke, he lowered his head and circled around everyone's legs.
When everyone saw it, they were all very angry, so no one ignored the little ruffian.
Lorraine paused for a moment, pretending not to see it, and then continued: "You are all aloof and pampered. How do you know that the life of those orcs is difficult?"
Everyone was stunned when they heard this.
Luo Linna was extremely unconvinced and said: "Master Luo, do you also know about this kind of thing? If you can tell a truth today, then you really know what you know five thousand years ago and what will happen next.
I know the five-thousand-year-old monster."
Lorraine was furious for a moment and glared at her fiercely.
However, Luo Linna did not give in at all and rolled her eyes at him. At the same time, she proudly puffed out her chest.
Lorraine hated the itching of her teeth. During this period of time, this woman, whether due to endocrine disorders or menopause, was always targeting herself and looking for trouble.
Lord Luo was so angry that he was so angry that he wished he could catch her and give her a spanking.
Lorraine looked at Luolina's slender waist, and immediately made some plans in her mind. Luolina lay on her lap, raised her plump and plump buttocks, which were white and pink and as round as the bright moon, and then she was beaten hard by him.
After a beating, Chu Chu looked pitiful and kept begging for mercy.
Luolina saw that Lorraine had been silent, but her bright eyes slowly narrowed, out of female instinct. She suddenly felt flustered for no reason, and felt as if there was a little rabbit in her heart.
Same, kept jumping wildly.
She forced herself to compose herself, then pretended that nothing happened and spat hard, saying: "You have such wretched eyes, you must not be thinking of anything good in your mind, tell me, believe it or not, I will shock you~!"
As she spoke, she pulled her hands in front of her chest. At that moment, countless blue arcs flew out, casting a layer of blue on her fair and jade-like face.
Lorraine was immediately startled.
He looked at Luolina and added sternly in his heart: You petty woman, I curse your breasts for never growing bigger.
Then, seeing that Luo Linna seemed to be serious about throwing the lightning over, she hurriedly waved her hand and said: "Sister, we have something to talk about. Can't we do it in such a violent way~!"
Lorena snorted coldly.
Lorraine coughed lightly and hurriedly turned to the topic, saying: "Orcs regard clan as their society. They only rely on blood ties and do not talk about justice, fairness, let alone reason.
He fights his brothers with his son, then fights his cousins with his brothers, fights the clan with his cousins, and finally fights outsiders with the clan.
This is their way of survival.
Internal fighting, constant disputes, full of violence and bloodshed.
They don't know how to produce, they just plunder and kill each other.
The patriarchs took the lead in oppressing and exploiting their own people, and the people continued to vendetta against each other.
One orc stepped on another's shoe. Taking advantage of the fact that he had more brothers, he led his men to snatch that man's woman.
Then the man led others to kill all his people. The two parties fought non-stop until one party was bleeding out.
Such a nation, even if another thousand or ten thousand years pass, they will still be a primitive nation that does not know how to make progress."
Speaking of this, Lorraine showed a look of disgust on his face, and said coldly: "Even if this nation will not end in my hands, then it will definitely end in the hands of another person in the future.
If so, why not end them in my hands? After all, I will give them a way to survive.
And the next person might not be as easy to talk to as me."
The life and death of a race can be decided with one word~!
Everyone felt the destructive power hidden in Lorraine's words, and couldn't help but fell silent.
Only then did they realize that Nai'an, under the leadership of Lorraine, had unknowingly become so powerful.
With one move of the army, a country can be destroyed!
Seeing that the atmosphere was a little tense, Catherine smiled and joked: "But Lorraine, why don't you try another method? Isn't this method too disgusting?"
Lorraine also smiled, shrugged and said: "Don't look at you looking disgusting, ordinary orcs just do this. Those ordinary orcs don't understand the truth, so they just scream out like this, and they understand."
Adele immediately stretched out her hand to pinch Lorraine and said: "Then don't use such disgusting words. What a little flower jumped into the river, the family bullied the horse to death, and the last part, you... you are so hateful."
Catherine secretly stepped on Lorraine and said angrily: "You have the nerve to listen to those last words, which makes me feel ashamed. If we say this in front of hundreds of thousands of soldiers, what will you do to our faces in the future?"
Do you still want to go out and meet people?"
Leo said loudly: "What do you know? This is called the advertising effect. A lie repeated a thousand times becomes the truth. Every orc says this, and those people will know that the boss has liberated them."
Seeing Catherine and the others frowning more and more, Lorraine pulled Catherine and Adele wisely and said: "Okay, okay, if you are not satisfied, I will let them change it."
Goblin Sha Jin hurried over and explained: "Your Highness, the last paragraph was added at the request of these half-orcs. The success of these half-orcs depends entirely on the governor, and they made up the words themselves."
Of course the goblin just told a little white lie.
Catherine and the others looked at each other, and finally said helplessly: "Then let them change it, don't say it so evil... Just let them do it."
Lorraine dragged them to the next group of people and said, "There is another one behind, let's continue watching."
The next group had more people, with more than a dozen people sitting in a large circle, each holding an instrument in his hand. The most popular one was the drum most commonly used by orcs. The drum has a long and slender body and is covered with animal skins at both ends.
The goblin came over first and said to the orc standing there: "Let's get started."
The orc in the middle slapped his dark and rough hands on the drum, causing a bang-bang-bang-bang sound. The rhythm was sometimes fast and sometimes slow, sometimes high and sometimes low. This drum solo was so beautifully shot that even the musicians
Adele looked approvingly.
Then the music wind changed and the drums began to become steady. The orc opened his mouth and sang: "Nai'an is so good."
The surrounding orcs struck the instruments in their hands at the same time and sang along: "It's so good."
Lead singer "Naian is so wonderful!"
The people below all shouted: "How wonderful!"
Then the lead singer beat the drums and began to sing a piece of content that was similar to the previous recital, except that at the end of each sentence, the people below had to pick it up.
Catherine and Adele sighed feebly, and then decided not to care anymore, but the orcs around them all listened with interest, and some even clapped their hands and sang along.
Lorraine nodded with satisfaction and said to Goblin Shajin: "We just need to use publicity methods that the masses like to hear and see, and go deep into the fields... every corner of the grassland, so that all orcs understand our policies."
Goblin Shajin said respectfully: "Please rest assured, sir, these people are just teachers. They will teach more orcs. Our goal is to make every orc know how to sing."
"Okay, next one." Lorraine waved her hand and said boldly.
Adele grabbed Lorraine with a grimace and said, "You'd better stop torturing us like this, or we should go back first."
Lorraine said: "I asked you to come here to keep them in check. The language program is over, and now it's all about dancing."
With Lorraine's solemn assurance, the girls resisted the urge to hold Lorraine down and beat her up, and continued to move to the next group with Lorraine.
Lorraine was mistaken. This time it was really a dance. But after seeing these people dancing, Adele was so frightened that she hid behind Lorraine. Catherine also turned pale and hugged Lorraine's arm tightly.
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Milena screamed in surprise and buried her head in Vera's arms, almost crying from fear.
Lorena assumed a fighting stance at that time and began to accumulate mana.
Leo's eyes widened and he shouted excitedly: "Monster~!"
Even Lorraine was startled by these dancers, cursed secretly, and said: "What I want is dancing, not a master of dancing. You are trying to scare the devil, Sha Jin... Sha Jin."
After calling twice and getting no response, Lorraine turned around and saw that the goblin Sha Jin had sat down on the ground in fright.
I saw a row of female orcs on the field. Their waists were as big as their heights. They were shaped like a cylinder from top to bottom. They were wearing bright red and purple clothes. The most important thing was that their faces were painted white and red with various cosmetics.
, I can already see the original skin color. If I see this in the middle of the night, it will definitely scare people to death.
On the contrary, the surrounding orcs cheered and actually whistled.
After the goblin Sha Jin heard Lorraine's voice, he jumped up from the ground. He looked like he was about to cry, and said: "Sir, I really don't know why this happened. I will let them change it now."
The goblin Shajin called the leader of the dance team over, scolded them, and then told the half-orc women to remove their makeup.
Sha Jinguai came back and explained to Lorraine: "When these orcs heard that they were reporting a performance to adults, they were so excited that they put on their makeup."
Adele said angrily: "Is this a little makeup? They didn't put a box of facial cream on their faces, right?"
Goblin Sha Jin was speechless and could only whisper: "I didn't expect this to happen."
After these female orcs washed off the scary makeup on their faces, they could finally see their human faces when they went on stage.
It's just that these female orcs, with their round bodies and round heads, running around on the stage shaking their arms and legs, don't look like dancing at all.
Adele closed her eyes and couldn't bear to look any more, and simply leaned into Lorraine's arms without raising her head. Catherine thought that her diet plan could be completed in these two days, so she pinched Lorraine and said feebly: "You
Can't we find some good-looking orcs? I'm afraid it will have the opposite effect if we promote it this way."
Lorraine said: "You don't understand this. Half-orcs regard fatness as beauty, especially those with plump waists, big butts, and fat bodies. To half-orcs, they are beautiful women."
Because such women can have children and raise children, half-orcs will be more powerful as long as there are more men in the family. If you don’t believe it, look at the way those half-orcs look at them, it’s very hot. Moreover, a great philosopher I believe in once said,
The ball shape is also the body shape.”
Goblin Sha Jin joked and said: "Don't look at it like this, these are the beauties we selected from the several tribes in Aquitana."
Catherine and the others looked around, and sure enough, those half-orcs were all looking at the beauties on the stage with piercing eyes, showing their full pig-like looks, clapping their hands, howling, and whistling from time to time.
With the support of these audiences, the girls dance harder and harder.
Lorena glanced at Lorraine and asked: "What is the name of the philosopher you believe in the most?"
"Garfield." Lorraine said seriously.
Luo Linna tilted her head, thought for a moment, and found that she had no memory of this person's name, and said: "What a strange name."
The atmosphere became more and more enthusiastic, and the dance of the half-orc girls gradually reached its climax. Finally, with the accompaniment of high-pitched music, these half-orc girls lined up for a beat, held each other's arms, and danced the most classic move of the cancan dance...