Four hundred and ninetieth chapters primitive society is good
Chapter 495 Primitive society is good
The full name of the propaganda team brought by Lorraine within the system is 'Ruman Empire Naian Province, Implementation of the Cultural Invasion Propaganda Action Team for the Strategic Plan Against Orcs.'
Out of curiosity, Leo read out such a long name in one breath. His face immediately turned red and he almost choked to death. Even so, he was still dizzy. He lay on the table and gasped with his tongue out.
For quite a while.
He was very suspicious at the time that this was another high-tech torture method recently developed by Lorraine. It could kill people invisibly. It was similar to 'potassium cyanide', 'half-step with a smile' and the like.
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However, it cannot be said that his idea is wrong.
The reason why Lorraine gave his name such a long name was mainly because, although this war was led by him, afterward, things such as the war process, military orders, personnel transfers, etc. were all required to report to the empire.
The Ministry of Military Affairs writes reports.
And in the end, it has to go through their extremely strict review before it can be approved.
This is understandable, after all, military merit awards and military expenditures for personnel must be reimbursed by them in the end.
Although everyone is like Ming Jing in their hearts, they all know about this military expenditure, and His Majesty the Emperor intends to act like a rogue and ignore it.
But rules are rules. If there is no such thing, those senators who have nothing to do but make trouble for others and whose noses are as sharp as dogs will have a quarrel in the Senate.
What, the Count of Lorraine’s military spending is not transparent?
A large amount of money disappeared mysteriously?
What is he trying to do?
Do you want to form a private army and then rebel?
Or use the money to train killers, just like Director Hoover of the FBI. He took advantage of the opaque expenses of the FBI to train killers, and shot Kennedy with a Carcano rifle.
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Although Lorraine didn't care about the accusations of these flies, and no one would believe that the adulterer of Her Royal Highness the Princess would want to assassinate His Majesty the Emperor.
But when those bastards quarreled, it was very troublesome. Sometimes, even His Majesty the Emperor had to give in.
Lord Lorraine was forced to do this.
And he gave the propaganda team this name because he drew on the advanced experience of the American devils in dealing with their Congress.
Having such a long name will make the senior officials in charge of approval and supervision unable to breathe when they read it.
If you're lucky, you can kill two of them on the spot. This saves everyone a lot of trouble. Maybe someone will send you a letter of thanks and a banner later~!
Secondly, due to people's instinct, when reporting public accounts, a person with a long name can report much more than a person with a short name.
For example, Cixi and Xiaoqin Cixi Duanyou Kang Yizhao Yuzhuang Chengshou Gongqinxian Chongxi Pei Tianxing Shengxian Empress, although they refer to the same person, which one sounds more majestic.
And it is said that according to the rules of the royal family, every word in these words is related to the professional title. It is related to the very serious political issue of rank and treatment~!
As an excellent strategic commander, Lorraine knows what the power of this cultural invasion is.
Instead of engaging in a group fight, you can ask the opponent's younger brother to surrender on his own initiative, and then help you fight in a group fight. This is the most highly praised state in "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu.
Of course, the propaganda team put in a lot of effort.
There is nothing to say about the treatment. If nothing else is said, just with this long name, I can't help but attract everyone's attention.
In this way, there will naturally be more funding and so on. Lorraine can also act as a senior consultant and also as a director and screenwriter, pay herself two more salaries, and put a few more dollars in her pocket.
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At this time, the propaganda team started their first live performance.
When the sun set on the other side of the horizon, they had already set up a large venue in front of the Ampibali tribe. They began to perform vigorously with singing and dancing in the sunset and bonfires.
The flaming bonfire, the passionate dance, the loud and cheerful singing, plus the fragrant mutton cake being roasted on the fire, dripping with grease...
For the half-orcs of the Anpibali tribe, this was something new that they had never seen before. They immediately gathered around the propaganda team to see what was new.
In addition, there are also the orcs under Lorraine. Although the cultural propaganda team has performed many internal performances along the way, they can't get enough of the passionate cancan dance.
Especially when those half-orc girls kicked their plump thighs high into the air, every time they set off the atmosphere of the scene, the whole house cheered.
At the same time, Lorraine's army also set up camp and lit bonfires that were more complicated and brighter than the stars in the sky.
As the commander-in-chief of the Southern Expedition, the Governor of Lorraine took time out of his busy schedule to meet with the chief of the Ampibali tribe in his own central army tent.
Lorraine used the burning torch in the tent to look with interest at the leader of the Bribad tribe in front of him, who was older than Dorieta.
There are wrinkles on his face, and the long hair on his body has almost fallen out. Even the hair on the top of his head is sparse, and many of the sharp teeth in his mouth, which the orcs are proud of, have also lost a lot.
When he spoke, he couldn't hold his breath and sounded a little vague.
He is just like a skinny old man who has worked hard all his life in the countryside. If he were thrown into a pile of old human farmers, I believe it would be difficult to find him again.
Lorraine observed him for a long time, only to find that Bribard was a little absent-minded when facing him, with an extremely lewd look in his eyes, and he kept glancing towards the place where the cultural propaganda team was performing in the distance.
Lorraine was surprised and thought to herself, what does this old guy want to do? Maybe he has other ideas.
However, Deipole, who was standing by his side, was considerate and saw Lorraine's confusion. He whispered next to him: "This old guy has been the patriarch for less than twenty years, but he has twenty-two wives."
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Deipole didn't know that in just six months, this number had risen to twenty-four.
"It's really amazing~!" After Lorraine heard this, he immediately trembled. His eyes when he looked at Bribad suddenly changed.
Even Deipole next to him could see the deep envy and jealousy in Lord Lorraine's eyes.
Although Deipole gritted his teeth and tried not to laugh out loud, he still endured it very hard, and even the scarf on his face shook.
Lorraine took a deep breath, silently recited the name of the mythical beast of the Internet in her previous life and cursed secretly. Looking at the old guy in front of her, she felt angry and lost interest in talking to him again.
What if that old guy knew that he didn't have a wife and just had three girlfriends, and he was living in dire straits every day? If he gave him a look of contempt, he would have no choice but to kill him with a knife.
Silencing is the only way to go.
He secretly sighed in his heart: Primitive society is better~! In primitive society, everyone runs around naked. If you want to have a few mistresses, just have as many mistresses. If you want to find a few mistresses, just have a few mistresses. Who do you like?
Yes, as long as the fist is strong enough, just grab it.
After asking Bribard a few casual questions, he waved him away and sent him away.
Bribard was granted amnesty. After leaving Lorraine, he ran directly into the crowd and cheered around the dancing female orc.
Lorraine scratched his head and said to Deipole: "Are all the orc chiefs like this?"
Deipole nodded and said: "Most of them are like this. Greedy, ignorant, short-sighted, and lustful. Even if there are one or two talented people who occasionally appear, they will soon be overwhelmed by these idiots."
Lorraine looked at Bribard's back in the distance and gave a disdainful 'bah' to show her contempt for the orc leader who had married more than twenty wives.
He returned his attention to what happened before meeting Chief Bribad.
Lorraine lowered his head, looked at the map on the table, measured it briefly, and then casually said: "We will enter Xingxing Lake next, do you think the tribes we meet below will be as easy to talk to as this.
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Deipole pondered for a moment, shook his head and said: "No, you have to understand the orcs. Their nature is to bully the weak and fear the strong. If they don't have a chance, just like this Bribad, he will be very aware of the situation and get down."
Be a dog.
If they see an opportunity, they will definitely fight to the death boldly. The orcs along the shores of Xingxing Lake are very dense, and if they can see a little hope of defeating us, they will unite and fight this battle with us."
Listening to Deipole talking about us, Lorraine smiled with satisfaction and said: "If this battle is inevitable, see if there is any way to ensure our victory."
Deipole frowned and said, "What do you mean?"
Lorraine shrugged, then looked at the other person in surprise and said: "Divide, win over, bribe, alienate, you don't need me to teach you this, right?"
Deipole pointed his greasy fingers at his chest and said, "Do you want to leave this to me?"
Lorraine looked in the direction of Deipole's finger and saw the pink and white jade peaks, which were smoother than mutton fat, and the bottomless ravine in the middle. She couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
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The sound was so loud that Lorraine herself was startled, and she could only quickly raise the water glass at hand to cover it up.
Deipole also quickly realized that his action was inappropriate, especially after seeing Lorraine's lustful look, he quickly retracted his fingers, and his face suddenly turned red under the towel. Unfortunately, it was because of the thick
Covered by her gauze, she lowered her eyes and stared at the table, then secretly glanced at Catherine and the others in the distance. Seeing that no one of them noticed this, she secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Deipole secretly warned himself: You have no way out, and this is the best opportunity in your life, don't screw it up.
When he raised his head again, although his face was still a little hot, Deipole was much calmer. He looked at Lorraine and said, "Are you going to leave it to me to divide and win over the orc tribes around Star Lake?"
Lorraine hummed and said: "You are the only one here who understands the chiefs of the half-orcs. If someone can be used by us, then win him over at any cost. If someone wants to join forces to fight us, then we will kill him."
Deipole smiled and said: "All means are acceptable?"
"Of course," Lorraine said: "Make a plan and show it to me. If it works, you will know how strong the venture capital company is."
Deipole said "OK", jumped up from his chair, turned around and walked towards his tent.
Lorraine was stunned for a moment. She didn't expect Deipole to be so resolute, and whispered to herself: "You are very motivated. However, it is time for Vera to take action."
That night, after getting Catherine and Adele to sleep, Lorraine secretly pulled Vera out of the main tent. As a result, Vera always dozed during the day, but she often woke up laughing when she fell asleep.
Well, Catherine and Adele just laughed it off after learning about the strange things between Lorraine and Vera.
The next day, the entire army did not stop and continued to march south as planned. The orcs of the Ampibali tribe were guarded by the militiamen who were transporting supplies, and headed towards Naian.
When they get there, people from the Nai'an Immigration Bureau will receive them and disperse the entire tribe and place them in different places.
At this time, Lorraine's reputation as a prophet of the unknown began to show. Lorraine only had to point on the map, and there was a tribe of orcs there. When the army commanders rushed over with their men, they found that the tribe was really there.
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The closer they got to Xingxing Lake, the more tribes they encountered in Lorraine. After going south from the territory of the Ampibali tribe, they encountered two tribes in only three days of walking.
Due to Lorraine's foresight, the legion commanders were able to make arrangements in advance. Several legions worked together to ambush the troops on all sides of the orc tribe. When the orcs discovered the human legions, they were already surrounded.
The orcs who were grazing outside had been regarded by the soldiers as their only source of extra income and had become hot commodities. They were shouted and pushed down by a large group of human soldiers with green eyes, and they could not come at all.
I rushed back to report the news.
When the army surrounded the orc tribe, the soldiers first went up to scare them, threw two rocks in, and set off rockets to burn a few tents. Then it was time for the working group led by the goblins to appear. Doretta said an old mouth and now
Talking about these is so exciting that the patriarchs who have never seen it on the market are stunned.
The most critical and convincing thing is that the knife has been placed on their necks. If they dare to say not to surrender, their heads will be moved.
The chiefs of the orcs were all heroes who were most aware of current affairs. They immediately raised their arms high, conscientiously set things right, and fell into the warm embrace of the people of Naian.
Although Lorraine's men swept away all the lone orcs they could encounter on the grassland for a bounty of five gold coins, the news of Lorraine's arrival quickly spread across the grassland, especially in Xingxing Lake where tribes are densely packed.
The area, the number is unknown, but the overwhelming human army caused huge panic among these tribes.
Two more days later, Lorraine waited until midnight, quietly pulled her arms out from under Catherine, and stood up from the bed carefully.
Catherine murmured in her sleep, turned over and gave Lorraine a graceful back. Lorraine smiled silently, put on her clothes and walked out quietly.
The place where Lorraine is located is the center of the entire army. In front is a large tent used for meetings and orders, and behind are the tents of Lorraine, Catherine, and Adele.
Lorraine slipped out of Catherine's place and walked into Vera's tent in the dark. She saw Vera sleeping in her clothes, lazily lying on the bed, her bloated chest slowly rising and falling with her breathing, so cute and charming
With a sweet smile on her little face, she is so cute.
Lorraine curled her lips, pushed Vera gently, and said: "Get up, get up, it's time to work."
Vera's eyelids moved, she said "hmm" in her dream, waved her arms impatiently to drive away the annoying flies, then turned over to her side and fell asleep.
Lorraine muttered: "This dead girl."
Then he smiled wickedly, raised his hand, and patted Vera's perky buttocks.
Vera exclaimed "Ah" and said urgently: "Mom, let me get up."
Then he jumped up from the bed as soon as he turned over, pouting his mouth in dissatisfaction and rubbing his sleepy eyes with his hands.
Lorraine suddenly realized that this was how Queen Enrelias woke her daughter up.
After Vera saw clearly that the person in front of her was Lorraine, she muttered with a bitter face: "It turns out to be the young master. I thought it was my mother. Just sleep for five more minutes."
As he said this, he took a breath and wanted to fall on the bed.
Lorraine quickly hugged Vera and said, "The money will be deducted."
"Oh" Vera obediently opened her eyes, grabbed Lorraine's arm and stood up, saying: "Master, I think you can now be called Lorraine Skinned."
Lorraine raised her palms as if to spank her. Vera giggled, jumped away from Lorraine's arms, stuck out her pink tongue, made a face for Lorraine, and ran outside first.
The guards on duty just watched Lorraine and Vera disappear behind the tent. Although they were curious about why Lorraine kept Vera awake in the middle of the night and hid secretly, the guards Lorraine had strict orders not to allow them to follow.
, the Imperial Guards could only say in their hearts: beasts.
Two hours later, Lorraine and Vera would return to the main camp, but seeing Vera dozing off again and again, the soldiers of the Imperial Guard confirmed their suspicions.
Lorraine took Vera back to her tent. Vera marked the orc tribes she saw on the map one by one, pointed at a few circles on the map, and said: "These two orc tribes are still there at night.
Go south. There are also many people walking north at the lake, and they seem to be gathering."
Lorraine nodded and said: "They are indeed gathering. It seems that the orcs want to fight us by the Star Lake."
"Oh" Vera responded in a low voice.
"How many orcs are there on the north shore of the lake now?"
Vera took a deep breath, shook her head and said, "I don't know, anyway, there are a lot of them, over and over... everywhere."
Lorraine used a pen to draw on the land, marking the movements of the orcs, and said without raising her head: "Vera, go to sleep."
After calling out, there was no response. When I looked up, I saw that Vera had fallen asleep on the table.