The Summer Feast Festival comes from the feast of the gods, which represents the end of the hot summer and the arrival of the cool autumn. People come out on this day to celebrate and pray for the blessings of the gods after a year of hard work in the crop fields.
, you can have a good harvest in autumn.
Early in the morning that day, the city gates of Trier had been opened, making it convenient for celebrations.
People from the countryside poured into the city like a tide. But this year they found that there was something strange here.
There was a long queue of people waiting to enter the city at the city gate. The guards, led by the officers, carefully and carefully checked everyone. Although everyone was dissatisfied, the dissatisfaction felt.
After seeing the sharp swords of the guards, they all became depressed.
As the sun rose higher and higher, the people waiting became more and more impatient. A low and ominous buzz spread among the crowd.
The officers noticed this movement and were so anxious that sweat broke out on their foreheads. They led the guards and ran around to maintain order. They were so tired that they stuck out their tongues as long as dogs.
At this moment, I heard a pleasant sound of music coming from the distance. Immediately afterwards, several colorfully decorated carriages unique to the song and dance troupe appeared on the avenue.
Since the song and dance troupe has always been the protagonist of the Summer Feast Festival, they enjoyed certain preferential treatment. They walked past the waiting team and arrived at the city gate.
The officer in charge was very busy. While cursing the bald heads in the Vatican in his mind, he tried his best to maintain order.
As soon as he looked up and saw the carriage approaching, he hurriedly shouted: "Who is the steward of that song and dance troupe? Hurry up and drive the carriage over. Come over here. Don't block the road. Come over here. Everyone, too."
Get out of the car and let the guards check you out."
He turned around and said to the guards beside him: "You guys, hurry up and check carefully. You must pass them one by one. If there is any oversight, I will skin you."
The guards agreed and walked over.
At this moment, a young man jumped out of the car and shouted: "Wait a minute, wait a minute."
As he spoke, he reached out and touched a few silver coins and put them into the hands of the guards. The guards looked at the silver coins in their hands and immediately stopped with a tacit understanding.
The young man walked up to the officer and said, "This hero is me, it's me."
When the officer saw the young man's face smiling like an insurance broker, he couldn't help but touch the wallet at his waist and found that the hard part was still there. Then he felt relieved and said: "Oh, it's you. You
Isn’t it the guy who sang Ouliyou at the city gate two days ago?”
Lorraine laughed along and said, "My lord, you have such a good memory. You remember it so clearly just by seeing me once."
The officer thought to himself: Nonsense, can you not be clear? The singing was so unpleasant that it was difficult to remember. He looked up at the carriages and said, "Huh? Have you found the song and dance troupe?"
Lorraine said: "Yes. I woke up from a dream after being taught a lesson by the adults. Now I have found a singing and dancing troupe to help with odd jobs."
The officer glanced at him with a half-smile and said, "Hunter? It's impossible for a handyman to use silver coins as tips and just give them casually. Tell me. What do you want from me?"
Lorraine smiled and said: "Isn't this to participate in the Summer Feast Festival and want to win a grand prize? We specially rehearsed a play carefully. It will definitely shock everyone. For the sake of confidentiality, it will never be seen in the light. If it is inspected,
If the actor's appearance and other things are exposed, it will be difficult to talk about it if other colleagues know about it."
While smiling, he took out a money bag and stuffed it into the officer's hand, and continued: "You also know. The economy is in a recession now, and the competition is quite fierce~!"
The officer squeezed the money bag in his hand and said with a smile: "You are quite confident."
He thought for a while, then handed the money bag back to Lorraine, and said: "But I think you are indeed quite talented, and you will definitely attract attention in the future. You should keep these money for yourself."
Just think of it as if I have made you a friend."
Lorraine hesitated and said, "How many cars do I have?"
The officer waved his hand and said: "Let us go!"
Lorraine was overjoyed and said, "Thank you very much, Your Excellency."
After saying that, he turned around and got into the car.
At this moment, a dry voice said: "Wait a minute~!"
Everyone turned around and saw a young priest wearing a white robe and a black hat walking out of the city gate.
Seeing this, the officer hurriedly came forward and kept whispering something in his ear. The young priest, with the unique arrogance of a low-level official, had an indifferent look on his face. He just raised his head high, wishing he could use it.
Use your nostrils to catch bird droppings falling from the sky.
The officer talked for a long time, but still got no results. Finally, with an angry look on his face, he turned back and shouted loudly to his guards: "Come on, let them pass. I want to see these people die."
Baldhead, what can you do to me today~!"
The guards looked at him awkwardly.
Then the officer continued to scold: "These damn guys will use chicken feathers as arrows all day long. They only care about eating enough for themselves and don't care about the life and death of others. They just come up with an idea and dance to make money. That's it.
It's already hard enough. You still have to mess around and see it with your own eyes. Once exposed, the creativity is over. You can't let people live anymore.
Pat your conscience, who is not raised by his parents? Who has no parents, young and old, and must not have food to eat? There is no point in all this trouble~!"
The young pastor's face suddenly turned livid, and he said in a cold voice: "What did you say? Believe it or not, I reported back to the Prime Minister..."
"Bah~!" The officer didn't show any weakness and yelled: "That's what you are about~! If you were really capable, you wouldn't have just sat at home and commanded blindly, allowing the front line to lose the battle. Now I think about it.
Taking someone else’s daughter to marry you and wiping your own butt. What a bunch of heartless dogs~!”
"You...you..." The priest was so angry that his whole body trembled. He raised his hand and shouted sternly: "Third-class city guard Kekos, the temple protector, disobeyed orders and has no superiors. Let me take him down."
As he finished speaking, several palace-protecting warriors rushed out from behind him.
Seeing this, the officer also gave a sharp shout and said: "Fart~! I am a city guard officer, under the control of the empire. When did you guys from the Holy See become our superior officers?"
When the soldiers nearby saw Shangguan being humiliated, the anger they had accumulated during this period burst out, and they all rushed over with their own hands. They shouted loudly: "Who is afraid of whom in a fight~!"
"Hit those bastards."
"Let them die~!"
"..."
The pedestrians who were blocked on the road got confused when they saw the excitement, and they all gathered around, blocking the entire city gate.
Seeing that the two gangs of gangsters, the city guards and the guardian warriors, were about to fight, at this moment, a loud shout was heard, "Stop~!"
The sound was not loud, but it seemed to explode in everyone's ears, making everyone's ears buzz.
Immediately afterwards, an elderly bishop wearing a gold-rimmed white robe slowly walked out of the city with support. Beside him, a warrior in black armor held a long sword in his hand, his eyes like lightning, scanning
Everyone, it was obvious that the shout was made by him.
Lorraine's eyes couldn't help but flash with light. He made everyone retreat with just a shout, which showed that his martial arts was extraordinary. He didn't know who he was.
Seeing the bishop's appearance, the officer and the priest did not dare to be presumptuous. Just like two children in a kindergarten class fighting for comment, they ran to the old man's side and gave their reasons.
After hearing this, the bishop pondered for a moment, then looked at Lorraine and said with a smile: "Young man, please come here."
Lorraine stepped forward and said, "Hello, Mr. Bishop."
"May God be with you in glory." The bishop nodded slightly and returned the salute. He smiled and said: "You have to make money to eat. And we also have a task to carry out inspections. Do you think this will work? You let your
Come out and show your dance to everyone. If it is really good, as a judge of the Summer Feast Festival, I will definitely give it the highest praise. How about this method?"
Lorraine thought for a while and said reluctantly: "That's all we have to do."
He turned around and shouted loudly towards the carriages: "Everyone, come down. Let's dance a song for the Bishop."
A sweet voice came from the carriage, "I know~!"
Everyone present widened their eyes and looked at the carriages, wanting to see what was so novel about this dance. It actually caused the city guards to fight with the guardian warriors, and even allowed the bishop to be in the clouds like that.
The character came in person.
Lorraine also ran over, picked up her six-stringed harp, and started playing.
Amidst the sound of music, a dozen people, all wrapped in large cloaks, whose faces and genders were unclear, filed out of the car.
As soon as Lorraine pressed the strings, the tune changed and she played a cheerful tune.
In the dance music of "Hell Runs".
The dancers all shouted loudly, threw their cloaks to the sky, and performed a lap dance together.
"Wow, what a pervert~!" Everyone took a closer look, screamed, and almost fainted.
I saw those dancers, all with sad faces, thick arms and legs covered with long hair. Their whole bodies were covered with strong muscles, and they were also wearing pink tights.
Seeing them exposing their long, shaggy legs, holding hands, and kicking their legs into the sky as hard as they could, almost everyone present was stunned. A few guys who couldn't bear it even ran to the side, frantically
Vomited.
Even though there were a few who could hold on, when they saw the dancers turning their backs and lifting up their clothes to reveal the underpants they were wearing, they immediately foamed at the mouth and fainted on the ground.
When the song ended, there was silence.
Seeing this, Lorraine asked tentatively: "Your Majesty, Bishop? I have another program below. How about you watch another one?"
"No! No, no," the bishop said hurriedly.
He covered his mouth with both hands and gasped for a long time. Then he waved his hands with difficulty and said: "You...you guys go in quickly. I'm afraid if I look at it again, I will vomit."
Lorraine sighed in disappointment and said, "What, you people don't understand what art is at all."
After saying that, he asked everyone to get on the carriage. Then he drove the carriage slowly into the city.