Chapter five hundred and thirty third broken shoes sports car
Chapter 533: Broken Shoe Sports Car
When Leo saw Catherine getting angry, he was already ready to escape out of conditioned reflex, but he was about to make a strategic change when he heard that Catherine was not angry but was actually serious about it.
Really ask yourself for advice (this is what my young father-in-law thinks).
At that moment, Young Master Long Yan Dayue felt very good about himself, then turned around, put his hands on his hips, and said majestically: "Isn't this simple? This is called hunger marketing in business.
Just tie a carrot with a rope and put it on the mouth of the donkeys so that they can see it but not eat it. It makes sense to trick them into moving forward step by step.
Just like that wine, first say that the product is out of stock and there is not enough to sell. Then let them wait. When they are impatient, we will take the opportunity to raise the price~!"
Having said this, he stretched out his fat white fist and made a decisive gesture, then stood on tiptoes and raised his hands high to show how much the price could be increased.
Then he continued: "At that time, we can also use the real-name system, and each person can only purchase as much as he wants..."
After everyone heard this, they couldn't help but look at each other.
Adele couldn't help but speak out and asked: "Such as... if there is a purchase limit and each person can only buy as much as they want, how can we still make money?"
Leo immediately rolled his eyes and said: "Stupid~! Who said we really restricted purchases? This is deliberately creating the illusion of a shortage of goods.
Purchase limit? This is all a scam.
We can limit purchases today, but we don’t have to limit purchases tomorrow~! How come it’s not just a matter of touching our upper lips to our lower lips and spitting?
And what is the biggest benefit of the real-name system? The biggest benefit is that we can only speculate, and they are not allowed to speculate.
If anyone dares to speculate, if we find out, we will directly copy him, rob him of all his money, and then seize his land for secondary sales.
You can make money three times in one business. You can’t find this kind of good thing even with a searchlight~!”
Having said this, he touched his chin and replied thoughtfully: "Speaking of which, it's better to be an official. You can bully whoever you want. Compared to when I founded the mafia,
Collecting protection fees and joining the underworld is too powerful."
Everyone was speechless for a while. But in their hearts, they all cursed: This damn little hooligan~!
You really learn from whoever you want. I have only been following that bad guy Lorraine for a few days, and this idea is so sinister. I see this little bad water gurgling out like a fountain~!
Leo waved his hand and said, "Don't interrupt, where did I just say it?"
He raised his head, thought for a moment, and then continued: "Oh, that's right.
After the purchase limit was imposed, it created the illusion that supply exceeded demand, and then the prices were gradually raised to the sky, and then began to take out food from the cracks of fingers.
In this way, we can make the most money."
"But many people have said hello to us and are eagerly waiting for us. What if..."
"Alas~!" Leo sighed longly and said, "You guys are really immature~!"
Everyone looked at his fat, white and childish face that looked like he had gone through many vicissitudes of life, and they couldn't help but feel angry and laughing at the same time.
Adele was also itching her teeth with hatred. She scratched the wall of the large carriage carriage with her beautiful nails, which she had carefully trimmed and painted with bright red cardamom.
I heard Leo continue to say: "They greeted us, if they did it all at once, it wouldn't show the importance of our favor.
But if it is difficult to get it, they will be anxious, and they will definitely give gifts and say nice things. At that time, we will help them get it. Not only can they accept the gift confidently, but we can also make them owe one
A huge favor.”
After saying that, he put his hands on his hips, glanced around with his big black and white eyes, and said arrogantly: "Do you understand now?"
Everyone was stunned again at the moment. No one expected that this chubby little boy with pink makeup and fair hair could actually understand the world so well. It was really embarrassing.
Luo Linna sat by the window, holding a magic book in both hands, but she didn't focus on reading at all. Instead, she kept listening to their conversation. At this time, she couldn't help biting her lips and hesitated for a moment, and finally put down the book and came out.
The voice said: "If you restrict sales like this and carry out this and so on... marketing..."
Lorraine reminded softly from the side: "Hunger marketing."
Luo Linna shrugged her shoulders and said: "Okay, hunger marketing. If this continues, will it delay the funds handed over to the national treasury?"
Everyone couldn't help but be stunned and looked at her in confusion.
Leo blinked his big eyes and said with concern: "Lolina, why do you care about these things? Could it be that you also saw this to make money, so you planned to change your career. Not to be a magician, but to be a tax official?
"
He paused for a moment, and then said cautiously: "Although I know that you are very powerful and you are now a quasi-mage. But the tax officer is not something that ordinary people can do.
It is said that those guys are all heaven-level experts. No matter how powerful you are, you can only squeeze water from a stone. But they can squeeze milk from a stone~!
Wow~! It’s terrible, terrible.”
To show how scared he was, he opened his mouth wide and stuffed his hand into his mouth.
Luolina hesitated and wanted to punish this little gangster, but when she looked up and saw the concerned eyes of everyone, she spread her hands and said innocently: "Don't get me wrong, it's just that my father wrote a letter and asked me to ask.
It is said that the empire's finances are a bit tight this year. Everyone is watching eagerly, waiting for the little money you can get from selling the land to save the money.
Moreover, he also said in the letter that as soon as the news of the victory came out, His Majesty the Emperor was holding a royal meeting, and he immediately jumped three feet high with joy, rubbed his hands excitedly, and said that this year's life will be easier.
.
Moreover, the Prime Minister also plans to expand the size of the northern expeditionary force this year and try his best to fight a victorious battle.
Otherwise, his old face will fall to the ground, be stepped on ten thousand times, and then have a hundred soaks of dog poop on it, and finally be washed into the gutter together with the foot-washing water."
"Your Majesty Prime Minister?" Catherine sneered, and then said mockingly: "Didn't his old face fall to the ground a long time ago? Could it be that he has grown another layer? In this way, he has quite a lot of face.
One layer after another..."
After everyone heard this, they couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Although it is taboo in the empire to ridicule a prime minister with all the power in the world, everyone here is also a big shot in power. They don't take this seriously at all.
What's more, everyone knows that the Prime Minister and the Grand Duke's family are at odds with each other. When Catherine had nothing to do, she would still laugh at his jokes for fun. When she took the opportunity, she was even more ruthless.
Leo looked at it and was furious at the moment. He gave a full meal and said: "Why are you laughing? You are talking about serious things~!"
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and they all stopped again, staring at him blankly.
Leo looked at Lorena and said, "Let me tell you, the reason why we use this hunger marketing method to defraud money..."
Adele rolled her eyes, put her hand on her forehead feebly, and said, "You still know~!"
Leo ignored her interruption and continued with a mysterious face: "We use this method to defraud money just to make a fuss about taxation, so we can reasonably avoid taxes~!"
None of the people sitting here are fools, but they are all elites of one party.
But they know that the so-called reasonable tax avoidance, which sounds nice, is actually taking advantage of the government's taxation loopholes and finding ways to evade taxes~!
Therefore, everyone's body trembled, and then their ears perked up. After all, no one wanted to spend money in vain.
In Adele's words, if you raise a dog, you can still listen to it bark, but if you raise a dog, you not only have to spend money, but you also have to be on guard at all times to prevent him from rushing towards you and biting you.
Just listen to Leo continue to say: "Because we engage in this hunger marketing, the turnover reflected in the books is of course not enough.
At that time, no matter who is collecting taxes, we can complain to them that business is not doing well, and then send them away with three or two small coins~!"
Everyone looked at him in surprise.
Leo said: "How is it? I'm great~! Don't admire me too much~! I'm not ashamed and proud, hahahaha..."
Although he said this, he raised his head.
Sure enough, there is no pride, but that little face is filled with arrogance~!
Catherine looked at him, gasping for air as if she had a toothache. She couldn't laugh or cry, and cursed bitterly: "I have seen people who are so heartless, but I have never seen such a heartless person like you.
Our uncle is the emperor of the empire, our father is the duke of the empire, your sister and I are the eldest princess of the empire, and you are the future emperor of the empire.
But my future emperor..."
The more Catherine talked, the angrier she became. She reached out and picked up Leo's ear, and roared angrily into his little ear: "This empire belongs to our family, but you are trying to evade taxes here. Do you know that you are like this?"
If you do it, you are actually poaching the corner of our own family~!"
Leo was shaken to the point of being almost unsteady when he roared like a lion from the east of the river. He was shaking like a small tree blown by a hurricane.
He calmed down, then vigorously slapped Catherine's hand holding his ear, and said: "Let go, it hurts, it hurts. Listen to me, it makes sense for me to do this. Let go, let go quickly, or I will
I have fallen out..."
As he spoke, those little claws kept gesticulating, obviously intending to use the most sinister and powerful breast-grabbing dragon claw hand among the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms.
Facing this threat, Catherine was also a little worried. She spat hard and then let go of her hand, but she still said angrily: "Okay, tell me. If you can't say anything, I have to treat you well today."
Eat a meal of fried pork slices with bamboo shoots.
I haven’t beaten you these days, and I see you are itchy again. If you don’t beat me again, you will probably rush to the house to uncover the tiles~!”
As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves in a demonstrative manner, revealing a jade arm as white as ivory, indicating that he would never be polite to this little gangster again, and would turn a blind eye and let him do whatever he wanted.
Leo was immediately startled.
From previous painful experiences, he knew that when Catherine really rolled up her wrist sleeves, it meant that she was really angry.
But at this time, his temper also rose. He stiffened his neck, widened his eyes, and shouted angrily: "Okay, I'll die if I die. I'm afraid of you~!"
It shows the extraordinary heroic appearance of a dead pig that is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water.
Catherine was extremely angry and laughed back, her jade teeth slightly exposed, she smiled softly, and then said: "Say, I'm listening~!"
Leo said: "Do you know, it's your kind of thinking that's why we were so poor a few years ago. Dad can't even buy me a pony. You see now, I have several Mercedes Benzes myself.
Wow, there is another broken shoe...
"Broken... Broken shoes..." Everyone was stunned for a moment.
Catherine glared at Lorraine angrily and shouted angrily: "What have you taught him all day long~! Believe it or not, I will kill you bastard now~!"
Lorraine was also suddenly frightened.
He thought about it carefully and then he understood. Then he sighed and explained to everyone: "It's a Porsche, a new type of bicycle in the parking lot. It has five gears and is extremely fast. It is even said to be the best among bicycles.
Sports car.
But...if this thing is directly transliterated, and then read faster, it will become...what kind of shoes."
After talking about it later, he was also a little embarrassed. He thought to himself angrily: This thing actually has such an ugly transliteration. I didn't notice it before, and I had to ask a little kid to remind me.
Catherine was startled again.
Only then did everyone come back to their senses. In unison, they all let out a long and meaningful "Oh~~~".
Leo looked at everyone angrily and said: "Hey, hey, are you listening to me~!
By the way, you adults have been thinking about something all day long, why do you suddenly scold the boss for no reason? I have a broken sports car, what does this have to do with him..."
Catherine came back to her senses and looked at Leo's pure and clear eyes. At that moment, she felt that her thoughts seemed a little too impure, and she couldn't help but blush with shame.
She hurriedly made a haha, covered it up, and then continued: "Go on, we are all listening."
Leo glared at her fiercely, and then said: "Where did I say it? Oh, that's right."
As he spoke, he patted his head and returned to the topic, continuing: "Why were we so poor before? Huh?
Why?
Isn’t it just because you regard any country as your own? National finance and private finance are not separated. As soon as the old man said, ‘the country is ours’, and then he quickly spent the little money he had on his army.
The result? We lived a life of poverty. Who would believe it~!"
As soon as these words came out, Catherine was immediately worried.
She couldn't help but sigh slightly, and thought to herself: Yes, we were really poor back then~!
Although she is the eldest princess, she can't even afford a few pieces of luxurious silk silk, and sometimes she and Adele have to wear each other's clothes.
Later, in order to escape, I owed Lorraine a debt of 200,000 yuan. In the end, I couldn't pay it back, and even put myself on the hook. (Lorraine: Hey, hey. Can you be more conscientious? I'm the one who has to pay the penalty.
~!)
Where is it like now, there are a lot of piles in the box, whatever they look like, you can find it as long as you open the box...
But wait~!
Suddenly her mind lit up and she keenly caught a few words in Leo's words.
She looked at Leo and said: "There is no distinction between national finance and private finance. It seems interesting. Please explain this issue to me clearly."
Leo was stunned and said: "You still want me to explain such a simple truth?"
Catherine became angry and raised her hand to make a show of force, shouting in a low voice: "If you are asked to say it, just say it. Why are you pretending to be a stinky big-tailed wolf~!"
Leo immediately raised his hands in surrender and said, "Okay, okay."
He paused and then said: "The national finance refers to the taxes collected, and the private finance refers to the money that can fall into our pockets.
These two are completely different concepts.
The country's money belongs to the country. It is spent on water conservancy projects, disaster relief, road construction, national security, military expenditures...how it should be spent.
Everyone goes out in groups to fight, grab money and things, and behave like hooligans. Why do we have to pay from our own pockets? If we have to pay, we have to pay together.
Private finance refers to our own money. It is up to us to spend it as we please.
Now you understand?"
Catherine hesitated for a moment and said: "But the family, the country, the world..."
Leo shook his head disdainfully and said: "Sister, I'm not telling you. These words are just for fools.
Because of this, when those dog officials embezzled money, the fools below turned a blind eye. Because they all thought they were embezzling our family's money, but they didn't know that it was actually their own money.
Although we have successfully deceived them in this way, if we think this way, we will become the fools among fools.
The boss said that there was an unlucky man named Charles I. It was because the national finances and personal finances were not separated.
In order to fight the war, he ended up pawning his wife's dowry. But the senators behind him kept holding him back and couldn't even collect taxes.
In the end, he became a pauper and had his head chopped off.
It is precisely because of this that those dog officials lost the battle in the north, but they confidently wanted to marry you to the south.
Just because I lied to you and said that this country belongs to us, we should sacrifice it.
Damn it, why don’t they sacrifice something~!
Besides, that method they did not come up with pig brains. If getting married can bring peace, what do you want us men to do? Just have daughters. In this way, the world would have been at peace~!
We are the leaders of this country.
We want to serve this country, and we should serve this country. But we cannot point fingers at us in everything and just ask us to serve the country~!
We are human beings, not cold machines.
Only by being ruthless and lustful can the glory of the empire be achieved. This is all done by the bastards and beasts.
They have never been an emperor, so how do they know that becoming an emperor requires disowning all relatives~!"
Catherine looked at Leo waving his little fist angrily, and she felt moved in her heart: It is really my brother who thinks about me in this world.
And when he talks about it, he is coherent and logical.
What he said about his family, country, and world showed how vulnerable he was. He was indeed a leader who was about to become the emperor of the empire. He had a clear and clear understanding of everything around him.
He is already so powerful at such a young age. I believe that when he becomes emperor, he will never be fooled by his gang of officials.
Thinking of this, everyone couldn't help but look at the little boy with admiration. They looked at Leo with a novel look, one glance at him and the next.
Leo felt very uncomfortable being stared at by them, so he cautiously took half a step back, turned sideways, and put one hand in front to protect his chest and the other hand behind to protect his butt. Then he said cautiously: "You...what do you want to do?
I...I don’t have much money in my pocket, so don’t even think about borrowing money from me.”
Everyone sighed immediately, and then looked at each other, and everyone could see the meaning in each other's eyes: How did this little gangster look, how did he feel, he was still the one who made people's palms itch just by looking at him, and he really deserved a beating. Damn it.
The little fat guy~!
Adele was very dissatisfied when she saw that this little gangster had passed the test so easily without getting a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots. Then she saw how pitifully he was crying with snot and tears.
She turned her bright eyes, and reminded softly in order to avoid chaos in the world: "But... don't forget, Baron Rocund is still waiting for our money~!"
Everyone was stunned.
Catherine looked at Lorena a little apologetically.
Luolina didn't care at all and said: "What do you think I'm doing? I'm just responsible for asking. Besides, what Leo just said makes sense.
Anyway, it's the fault of those bad officials, and the money won't fall into our hands.
They brought it upon themselves to have no money. They just want to get rich by relying on others and then give them a hug. There is no such easy thing in this world."
When she said this, she paused, and then said decisively in a brisk tone: "Let them die~!"
Adele still refused to give up, ignoring the fact that Leo bared his teeth at her in anger, and continued: "But...but if there is no money, the empire's finances will be stretched thin. Isn't your father going to have to do it again?"
Have a headache?"
Luolina still looked relaxed and said: "What is this? I just heard what Leo said, that hunger marketing strategy is very good.
When the time comes, when you write to our old man, mention it casually and ask him to do it too.
In this way, the tighter the empire's finances become, the more we will make."
As she spoke, she playfully winked at Adele twice and said, "You think so?"
Seeing that the instigation of dissent was unsuccessful, Adele laughed angrily and thought to herself: Who are these people? Why aren't any of them normal?
Just like that, they often say that I look like a vixen. I don’t think there is anyone here who is not a goblin. But I am the most normal~!