Chapter Five Hundred and Forty-Second You are a fool!
Chapter 542: Are you cheating~!
"Then~~" Leo spoke in a longer tone, rolled his bright black eyes, and then answered resolutely: "No~!"
Everyone was stunned at the moment.
The Grand Duke also frowned and said, "Why not?"
Leo raised his head as a matter of course and said, "This is a business secret, how can I tell others casually."
The Grand Duke laughed angrily and said: "Am I considered someone else? Forget it, originally I wanted to give you two beautiful Saracen ponies. Now it seems that I can save that money."
Leo tilted his head and thought for a moment, then had to admit, "Okay, okay. You are not someone else. But..."
The Grand Duke smiled: "But what?"
Leo hesitated for a moment, and then said seriously: "If I tell you, you can't hit people casually again."
The Grand Duke looked around and saw that everyone was looking at them with amused faces. Apparently they were also interested in Leo's business methods.
He couldn't help but feel very proud in his heart, this was his own son~!
So, he smiled and sighed, and said: "Okay, I promise not to hit anyone. Can you say it now?"
Leo tilted his head, looked at the Grand Duke, and finally said: "Okay."
He spread the document and put it on the table, then looked at everyone, pretending to be like the chairman of a multinational group convening a meeting of all employees - the reason why he said it so clearly was because, at the shareholders' meeting
Yes, many times, the chairman pretends to be the third grandson.
Everyone looked at this chubby little fat man, with a childish look on his face, and a blush unique to baby fat on his cheeks. Even his lanugo hair was not completely removed, but he deliberately pretended to look mature, and they couldn't help but feel great.
Somewhat funny.
At this time, Leo coughed very skillfully, and then said: "That's it. The contract we signed only stipulated that the cannon would be sent free of charge. Although it is worth a lot of money, but..."
The Grand Duke had a sudden feeling in his heart, and felt something was wrong. It seemed as if he had stepped into some kind of trap.
As expected, Leo continued to say: "However, the artillerymen who control the artillery are not those big-headed soldiers. As long as you take a few people with you and go around the countryside with a small rope, you can tie up as many as you want...
…“
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but look towards the Grand Duke.
In the middle, I could faintly hear Hilmeria asking Adele softly: "Is this how the Eastern Province recruits troops?"
Adele also said softly: "I don't know either. Maybe that's the case? Otherwise, how could Leo know so clearly..."
The Grand Duke was ashamed and angry at the moment, and his face turned red all of a sudden. Before anyone could ask questions, he said loudly: "I have never pulled a strong man before~!"
After everyone heard this, they all said "Oh~" perfunctorily, and then they all said: "Yes, yes. I have never had a strong man."
"How can His Majesty the Grand Duke pull a young man?"
"Really, whoever spread the rumor has no responsibility at all. It's so abominable~!"
"..."
But looking at their looks, they clearly didn't believe it.
The Grand Duke was helpless for a moment. Although he knew that these people were all trying to deal with him, he could not get into those people's minds and change their thinking.
The Grand Duke wanted to put the label of "La Zhuang Ding" on Lorraine's head, but everyone knew that Nai'an Province did not have enough troops, and Lorraine's soldiers were all borrowed from him. This "La La"
The title of "strong man" cannot be pinned on his head no matter what.
In the end, the old man could only act secretly.
Leo looked at everyone, blinked in confusion, and said, "Did I say something wrong?"
The Grand Duke gave a long and troubled groan, and then said as if he had a toothache: "No~!"
He paused for a moment, then continued the topic just now, saying: "How about the artillery? You can continue."
Leo nodded, and then said: "Artillery must undergo systematic training. And the gunner, deputy gunner, and these people also need to learn mathematics. The training fee alone is a lot of money for Old Nose."
"Training fee, old nose money..." When the Grand Duke heard this, his expression changed a little.
Leo didn't notice anything was wrong, and continued to count his fingers and said: "In addition, there are cannonballs, gunpowder, gun mounts, carriages..."
The Grand Duke lost his voice and said: "You also charge money for carriages?"
Leo said plausibly: "Of course I have to collect money. Do you think the cannon is just a big copper pipe and can be fired at the enemy? It's very complicated here~!
A cannon weighs a thousand kilograms. If you don't use a reasonably designed and specially made steel frame carriage, let alone pulling it away, if you put it up here, it will collapse over there."
The Grand Duke was aggrieved for a moment and remained silent.
Leo continued: "In addition to these, there are also artillery brushes, paper for loading gunpowder, wooden barrels, racks for placing artillery shells, and special fuses..."
The more the Grand Duke listened, the worse his expression became. Later, even Catherine, who had always been against him and was not afraid of his anger, became faintly worried.
At this time, I heard Leo say: "Although these things are all consumables, they are gone after being used once. But each one must be carefully made, but they are all expensive... Collecting thousands of gold coins,
Isn’t it too much?”
After hearing this, the Grand Duke felt his heart bleed with pain.
Disposable consumables, once used, are gone. Collect hundreds of gold coins...
These keywords kept reverberating in his mind.
He finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted angrily: "You're cheating me~!"
Leo was talking happily. After hearing what he said, he couldn't help but be stunned. He raised his head and looked at his father. He saw a frown on his face, smoke was coming from his head, and even his few hairs were
It stood up.
Leo blinked in confusion, as if he couldn't figure out why the old man suddenly became angry?
Even though there were many people watching, the Grand Duke was so angry that he couldn't care less.
He shouted angrily: "This shot will cost thousands of gold coins. You want money so desperately, you little gangster, why don't you go and rob it~!"
Leo looked at his father who was as furious as a brown bear. Instead of being afraid, he was so angry that he aroused his temper.
Leo's eyes widened at that moment, he slapped the table, and shouted without mercy: "Why did I rob it? What did I do to rob it? There is a lot of emphasis on this, you know?"
If nothing else, let’s talk about the brush used for the cannon. It must be made of brown bear hair.
Only in this way can the residue inside the cannon be removed. And static electricity will not be generated when brushing the cannon, causing the cannon to accidentally explode when loading gunpowder.
We carefully make the fuse on the cannonball, accurate to the second. Only in this way can the cannonball explode properly at the right time.
The proportion of gunpowder, the amount of charge, the elevation angle of the cannon, the angle of rotation, the scale, the logarithmic ratio, the humidity of the air, the direction of the wind, the speed of the wind, all these must be considered. Only in this way can we have the greatest possibility of hitting the target.
What do you think this is?"
After listening to his series of terms, the Grand Duke found that there were many words that he did not understand at all, and he felt a little dizzy at the moment.
Coupled with Leo's confident expression, he couldn't help but be shaken and murmured: "Is this true?"
Leo was unreasonable, put his hands on his hips, and continued to shout angrily: "What do you think~!
This is a cannon~!
It's not a knife used by hooligans to fight in groups. As long as an individual takes advantage of it, he can rush forward and kill someone.
Although this is much simpler than the magic cannon, it does not mean that it is only worth the price of a blade.
This seems expensive to you, so why don’t you try the idea of a magic cannon? How much does it cost for one cannon?
Be content, old man.
How much of a bargain have you gotten~!"
The Grand Duke was thrown into trouble by this incident, and now he was losing more and more confidence.
Leo said angrily: "If I hadn't been worried that the cannon was too expensive and difficult to sell, I wouldn't have given you the cannon for free~!
Each one is worth tens of thousands of gold coins. Do you think my money was blown by the strong wind?
Even if you go to rob a bank and try to carry tens of thousands of gold coins on your back, they are still very heavy."
The Grand Duke felt sad for a moment.
When everyone around them heard what Leo said, they were neither humble nor arrogant, well-founded and reasonable. They couldn't help but look at this fat little fat man with admiration.
I really didn’t expect that two years ago, this little hooligan was still running around, beating dogs and chasing chickens all day long, but now he can speak and do things so reliably, which is really shocking.
But thinking about it again, he had already started forming a gang and collecting protection fees.
If a person is really honest, listens to the teachers and elders all day long, does not fight or mess around, and is as gentle and quiet as a little girl. Even if he is kicked, not even a fart will come out.
This kind of person who has been brainwashed by education all day long and only knows how to be a good boy. He comes from a purely industrial assembly line and has no characteristics at all. Even if he has obtained a certificate as high as a person, he is still a useless talent with a certificate as high as a person. He is simply useless.
There is no way he could be so smart and sharp.
It is easy to say that it is easy to talk about being calm and unhurried when dealing with people, speaking with eloquence, and being neither humble nor overbearing. However, these cannot be taught by just relying on the textbook-like education.
Those who read a lot of books are like Kong Lao Er, Xiao He, Han Xin, Li Jing, Zhuge Liang, Liu Bowen... these guys are all regarded as famous officials.
But those who read little are basically Taizu Taizong. Liu Sanbangzi, Zhu Chongba, Genghis Khan, and the wild boar skin with a small tail and braids, are any of these ruffians serious?
Have you really read the book?
Even Li Shimin in the Tang Dynasty was not a good person. He spent all day studying the Four Books and Five Classics at home, and asked Brother Yang to wash his mind with Confucian etiquette. He followed the orthodox route of becoming an official by taking the imperial examination. He even took his old age.
In my father's class, you can also work as an official for the rest of your life.
But this guy went out and made friends with gangsters everywhere, such as Qin Qiong, Cheng Yaojin, Shan Xiongxin and so on. Anyway, he was very pornographic and violent.
Baron Rocund was very satisfied with Leo, and then whispered to Lorena quietly: "Lina, this little gangster seems to be really good at it. I still have some money, so I will give it all to you."
, let’s put it into the company for investment.”
Leo had a great victory at this time. Seeing that Da Zhengzheng was speechless and silent, he should have shut up happily and sat down to continue eating his meal. But this little gangster was unreasonable and kept his mouth.
Damn it, I said one more thing.
He curled his lips angrily and said: "You are just asking for a cannon, and you are planning to take it away without giving me a penny.
Just say that someone else robbed you.
Really, neither of us knows who came to rob us.
You are only allowed to set fires, and others are not allowed to light lamps, but you are allowed to bleat..."
After hearing his casual thoughts, everyone couldn't help but secretly laugh: The father and son really have the same temperament.
The Grand Duke was furious at the moment. He said angrily: "Come here, I must let you eat a meal of fried pork slices with bamboo shoots today~!"
After saying that, he stood up and rolled up his sleeves.
Leo suddenly jumped up from the chair, covered his buttocks with his hands, and kept retreating. As he retreated, he shouted angrily: "You don't keep your words. You promised not to hit anyone."
The Grand Duke immediately trembled, and showed his true face as an old gangster, saying: "I am your father, and I can beat you whenever I want. I still don't believe it, how dare you do this to me?"
?”
Saying that, he took big steps to walk over.
Leo was so angry that he couldn't help but burst into tears.
He took a few steps back, then yelled, turned around and ran away.
The Grand Duke saw it, yelled loudly, and chased after him.
In just a moment, the two of them ran out of the garden and disappeared into the corridor in the distance.
Lorraine couldn't help but shook her head after seeing this. There were indeed some problems with the education of this Grand Duke. Being so angry and hitting people casually without any reason would leave a psychological shadow on the little friends.
If it were you, even if it was a rainy day, you had nothing to do, and you wanted to beat up your child, at least you would have to find a decent reason, such as...
His eyes fell on the flower pots behind Leo, and then he continued to think: saying that he stopped eating vegetables, throwing things around, etc., and then he beat someone up, and he couldn't say anything after being beaten like this.
What comes.
Later, Lord Luo felt that this idea seemed a little too dark, and he couldn't help but shake his head.
In a blink of an eye, he saw a pair of beautiful eyes as clear as water next to him looking at him unblinkingly. From those beautiful eyes as bright as lake water, he could even see his own reflection.
Sir Luo couldn't help but hesitate for a moment, then smiled and said, "What's the matter, Nicole?"
Catherine snorted coldly and whispered: "Did you teach Leo to say that?"
Lorraine spread her hands and said innocently: "Can you please stop slandering others? How could I do such a thing?"
Catherine sneered, and then said: "You can't do it? Then why do I always think you are the one behind it?"
Lorraine smiled bitterly and shook her head, saying: "It's really not me."
Catherine narrowed her eyes dangerously and looked at Lorraine seriously. Until the end, she didn't notice anything wrong with Lorraine's face. Then she snorted coldly and said: "Be careful, don't let me check."
come out."
Lord Luo screamed in his heart that it was dangerous. If Catherine continued to stare at her, he might actually be able to do it. But this was actually not his own.
In order to teach Leo business skills, he specifically mentioned as a classic example the incident in which the gang of old men from the Rakshasa Kingdom sold the aircraft carrier "Admiral Gorshkov" to the Asans from the Tianzhu Kingdom.
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But the conscience of heaven and earth, I thought it was just a casual saying at first. Who knew that this little ruffian was really so talented that he actually remembered it completely, and he also seized the opportunity and skillfully applied it on his father's head.
, and set him up very well.
Lorraine looked at Catherine and smiled reluctantly, and then said: "By the way, why don't you go out and take a look. In case the two of them really fight."
Catherine turned her beautiful eyes, took a glance, and then said: "Don't worry. If the old man really wanted to beat Leo, how could he let him run out so far. He just wanted to find a step for himself.
With such a smart son, although he can't live up to his reputation, he must be happy before it's too late, so how can he really beat him?"
Lorraine couldn't help but hesitated again. Then he remembered that it seemed that the Grand Duke was indeed making gestures at that time, but he also drew the bow tightly and released the arrow slowly. Leo's calves were short and he could not run fast. But even so, the Grand Duke still tried his best.
I don’t even have the strength to catch up, it does seem a bit fake~!
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sweat a little: How pitiful the hearts of parents in the world are! His son was too stupid, and he took advantage of him, and he ended up unhappy. His son was too smart, and he cheated him, but he was still unhappy in the end.
.It’s really hard for these fathers.
Because there was such an episode in the middle, everyone's interest in eating was greatly increased.
The people sitting here are all bad guys, and none of them are good people. Everyone immediately forgot about the father and son, finished their dinner in a lively manner, and then went back to their rooms to rest.
Because all the families of those girls came over, they could not openly sleep together with Lord Luo, so Lord Luo could only stay in the empty room alone that night.
This made Sir Alex feel a little uncomfortable.
That night, while he was tossing and turning on the bed, he felt a strange aroma coming from him, and then his consciousness began to awaken.
Faintly, I felt a delicate and pretty figure flash into the room with a faint fragrance.
Sir Luo reached out drowsily to grab a handful, but he felt his hand touch the soft and smooth skin. The jade-like smooth and delicate feeling spread along his fingers to the bottom of his heart.
That slim waist, slender and soft, slender and straight legs, like a snake demon that is so enchanting that it won't pay for its life, tightly wrapped around him...
Charming fragrance, intoxicating
The next morning, everyone got up, washed themselves, and walked to the restaurant.
Catherine looked at Adele and was very angry at the moment and said: "You should also pay attention to the impact. If you don't sleep at night and still scream so loudly, don't you know that others want to sleep~!"
Adele was also stunned at the moment, and said curiously: "I was still looking for you...couldn't that person be you?"
The two looked at each other, then turned to look at Hilmeria.
Hilmeria did not give in when they looked at each other. She raised her eyebrows and said, "What are you looking at me for? I thought it was you two~!"
The three of them looked at each other and couldn't help but feel confused: "Who is this? Could it be that Lorraine is looking for the mistress, uh, no, the mistress?"
Thinking of this, the three of them couldn't help but get furious: You are so cross in circles, how dare you come to snatch our boyfriends? I really don't know how to write the word "death"~!
At this moment, Luolina was seen walking towards her from behind.
When she saw the three people present, she immediately said hello and said, "Good morning."
After saying that, he walked over.
When the three of them looked at her appearance, they seemed to be a little different from before, and her voice was slightly hoarse. The three of them couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.
But each of them is also a smart girl. Just looking at each other, they all understood immediately: Oh~~, it turns out to be you~!
But then, for some unknown reason, all the girls' anger disappeared. It turned out that they were traitors~! Then there would be no problem.
They patted their sleeves nonchalantly, as if they had done something insignificant, and returned to normal in an instant, and then walked towards the restaurant with a smile on their face.
But at the same time, these girls with blazing gossip souls also admired: Lorena is really amazing. With such boldness, I wonder what will happen to Baron Rocund when he knows about it?
Just as they were discussing in a low voice, they saw Baron Rocund behind them, his face already livid, walking over in a hurry.
Obviously he already knew about this.
When the girls saw his appearance, they were all frightened and hid aside.
Baron Rocund didn't say anything, he just nodded slightly to them as a greeting, and then hurried over.
The girls looked at each other, then looked at each other, and then they all hurriedly ran up with a coaxing sound. There was a lot of gossip to see, and if you missed it, you would definitely be struck by thunder from the sky.
Everyone came to the restaurant. At this time, the Grand Duke and several other parents had not come over yet. Only Lorraine and Lorena were sitting there alone.
The girls looked at it and were too embarrassed to go in. They all hid among the flowers outside the window, and then looked inside.
At this time, Baron Rocund was seen striding in.
Adele looked at Baron Rocund and couldn't help but think of her grandfather. If he caught him and revealed himself, Lorraine would be crippled even if he didn't die.
Catherine obviously thought of the same thing, and couldn't help but look sad and worried.
But Hilmeria was even more worried. If the Vatican found out, the two of them would definitely be tied to a cross and then set on fire.
At this time, Baron Rocund stood opposite Lorraine and said: "Lolina has already told me about your matters."
The girls almost fell to the ground. It was too late to hide this kind of thing, but Luo Linna actually went to tell her father herself. This is really amazing~!