It is said that a certain local magazine held a "World Short Story Contest" that stipulated that the works should involve politics, religion, royalty, plutocrats, sex, and suspense.
So someone just wrote the few words above, and immediately won the top prize of the world's best short novel award.
Because this article was so miraculous, it spread throughout the world in an extremely short time. Even the then-not-so-famous Caotai Group magazine and this small novel award became a sensation and even went down in history.
And that novel left an indelible mark in the history of world literature.
It directly created a genre, which is popular among young college literary youths who show off their literary talent for the funeral.
Of course, wherever there are people, there will be rivers and lakes, and there will be fights, regardless of whether this is for the top prize of seventy silver coins.
Under the circumstances at that time, those who raised objections pointed out that although the story was concise and clear, it did not include the two conditions required by the conditions: the royal family and the chaebol. Therefore, it could not win the award.
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In response to this objection, the judges dismissed the fool with "idiot". They didn't even bother to argue.
Because things like principles are meant for normal people.
Facts have proven countless times that if you are reasonable with that kind of idiot, you will only lower your IQ and then be beaten to a pulp by the opponent on a position he is familiar with.
Who doesn’t know the greatest military strategist in history, the world-famous writer, the philosopher who is beyond the reach of everyone, the genius of human music, this family, that family, or even all these families...
The story of Lord Lorraine?
And the heart-warming, heart-shaking, touching love story between him and those peerless beauties who brought disaster to the country and the people?
More importantly, look at Lord Lorraine's ability in picking up girls. Not only are his women very powerful, but they are also very tough in the background.
It makes the young people of Lord Lorraine's contemporaries all kinds of envious, jealous, and exclaiming how unfortunate they are. Born in the same era as Lorraine, Lorraine has given up all the good things. People like me have such inner feelings.
Why can't anyone give me a job as a minister or prime minister for a man of great talent? Why doesn't the little girl from a landlord's family look down on me?
Even Lord Lorraine's love story became a specially studied historical topic in later generations.
Such as "The Duke's Love Story"
"What Catherine and Lorraine Have to Tell"
"A vixen or a good wife - a special review of Lady Adele"
"Love Transcends Race"
"Forbidden Love"
《tokyo hot》
Uh... I took it wrong, the last one is not
Historians from all walks of life have written countless books on this subject, and every year someone claims to have made a new discovery, and every time this happens, the imperial propaganda department and the church supervision department will be as tired as Sun Tzu.
Although many books are published every year dedicated to Lord Lorraine, this short story with only three sentences has defeated all historical masterpieces among the people.
If you want to ask why everyone only writes about Lord Lorraine's love story, but ignores Emperor Leo, one of the two greatest figures of his generation, the reason is very simple... Poor boy Leo has been raped since he was ten years old.
Melina was so stubborn that she never turned around in her life.
However, even though everyone selected the gold medal work based on their conscience, fairly and openly, the editors-in-chief even published it under pressure.
But soon all of them were invited by the Gestapo and drank coffee at the Guantánamo base for half a month.
The Imperial Propaganda Department and some mysterious people in black had cordial and friendly conversations with them during the past half month. These judges and editors were deeply moved and expressed their unwillingness to leave Guantánamo base and live here for thirty-five years.
ten years.
Finally, under the friendly persuasion of the staff, I reluctantly left Guantanamo Base, and also said that I must come back often when I have time.
These judges had just returned home and were still reminiscing about their happy life at Guantanamo Bay when they discovered that His Majesty the Pope's Cheka bulldogs and the terrifying puppies of the Inquisition were waiting at home.
Then these unlucky people were sent to Auschwitz Concentration Camp...er, Auschwitz Holiday Camp, where they lived a happy, healthy and low-carbon life for a month, and had a perfect vacation.
Everyone exercises to have wheat-colored skin and muscles.
Although they encountered all kinds of unfair treatment, no one had sympathy for these stinking old people.
mlgbd~!
You have nothing to do to provoke the Flying Eagle God of War, the largest shareholder of the Flying Eagle Transnational Corporation, the daughter of a god and the adulterer kept by His Royal Highness the Imperial Princess, the eldest brother of His Majesty the Emperor of the Ruman Empire, the father of His Majesty the Pope...
Aren't you desperate?
Although we all don't like the guy Lorraine, we don't like those guys that Lord Lorraine doesn't like even more.
This time, Lord Luo has a good temper and is not as familiar as these little people.
If it were another person, no...it would have fallen into the hands of the Shadow Queen Deipole. You bastards were behind the scandal of her adulterer, and they would have been dragged directly to the shooting range and blasted with a sixteen-inch howitzer.
half an hour.
And the more important reason is that - this matter, in the later view, may be some kind of "literary prison", burning books to embarrass Confucianism, attacking literature and art, suppressing public opinion, etc. It is nonsense, very boring, but very
A serious political issue.
But under the circumstances at the time, it was an extremely serious political incident~!
The series of consequences caused by the political incident "Hilmelia is pregnant" have also brought great turmoil and shock to the entire continent and the entire world, and have extremely far-reaching social and historical significance~!
Hilmelia was extremely inexperienced at the time, and even though she had everything, she didn't even know it. She was running around everywhere. As a result, she couldn't help but vomited at the banquet in the Governor's Palace.
Although Obachm repeatedly covered it up and criticized Hilmeliya very severely, implying to everyone present that Hilmeliya was just suffering from motion sickness.
If it was just a gathering of a bunch of big men, and those men were careless, they might have really thought that Hilmeria was motion sick, and the matter would have been passed over in this way.
However, in order to enhance her influence, Lorraine also specifically stated on the invitation that everyone should bring their family members, so half of the party that day were women, and most of them were women of a certain age.
Those aunts and uncles are all experienced masters. They don’t have any special skills, but they all know how to deal with this kind of thing~!
Since there was no family planning, coupled with the empire’s traditional call: more children, more blessings.
What's more important is that the empire has not formed a complete pension insurance system, and everyone can only rely on raising children to provide for old age. Therefore, these old ladies have many children, and it is common to have three or five children at home, regardless of
No matter how hard they try to hide it, Obachum and the girls in the Governor's Mansion are not easy to deceive.
Everyone's eyes are poisonous. At the first glance, they know what is going on?
Even more impressive, just by looking at Hilmeria's still smooth belly, you can tell when the childbirth event took place and when the due date is approximately.
And when everyone gave gifts to Lord Luo again, they not only gave gold and silver treasures, but also added a lot of baby products. They had already given gifts to Lord Lorraine before, and now they hurriedly added a baby supply.
Supplies.
Due to the nature of women, those exquisite little things, when the women in the Governor's Mansion saw them, they all couldn't help but scream.
Then he looked at his flat and smooth belly, melancholy, and looked at Hilmeria's expression of happiness and contentment like the Virgin Mary, then glared hatefully at the innocent Lorraine next to him, and finally gave him a wink.
, puff up your breasts, seduce him
For something more direct, like Adele, just pull him over, and then go back to the room to do things like dropping candles, riding a rocking horse, and a series of other human-making activities that are very pornographic, violent, and not suitable for children.
To use a more literary word to describe it, it’s called ‘just living it up’…
And because this kind of thing must not be announced to the public due to Hilmeria's identity, everyone understands it.
Sir Luo wanted to refute and clarify the rumors, but he just mentioned that they were on good terms with each other, so he just winked and said mysteriously: "I understand, I understand, haha... It's just motion sickness, we all
I know, hahahaha.
In a few days, will the eldest princess also get carsick? By the way, Miss Adele and President Lorena will also be included, right?
I think I need to discuss it with my family and make preparations in advance..."
And those friends and friends took it a step further.
Everyone was very dissatisfied with Sir Luo's defensive behavior: "It's a circle, you can soak it in your hand. Now you come here to say this to us bachelors, show this off, what do you mean?"
It seems like you have outstanding abilities, are you stinky enough?"
Even though Lord Luo had a thousand mouths, he had no choice but to keep them all shut.
At the same time, this unconfirmed gossip quickly spread through the mouths of senior members of the Gossip Party, as if it had grown wings.
In just a few days, almost the whole world knew about it. This also included...including the holy city of Vatican~!
Cardinal Archbishop Marino, as the most devout servant of God the Father, has served in the world's greatest, light-filled temple of God for fifty years.
Time has carved countless marks on his body.
The originally handsome face became full of wrinkles, and the straight back became rickety. The only thing that remained unchanged was his belief in God.
He walked slowly through the corridor, absentmindedly, his eyes randomly scanning the complex patterns carved on the marble floor.
It is said that these patterns were all carved by craftsmen who spent a lot of time, and each piece is valuable. Putting it outside, it can allow a middle-class family to live comfortably for a year.
He walked through the corridor and came to the hall. When he looked up, he saw several young priests whispering there. He couldn't help but frowned in anger.
He thought to himself: Don't these young people know how glorious it is to serve God the Father? How many people would go bankrupt and even sacrifice themselves willingly just because they could go to this city and kiss that famous wall?
life.
But as a red archbishop, he did not point it out directly, but gave it a cold look.
When the young priests saw his gaze, they all closed their mouths immediately, and like a group of caught thieves, they hurriedly bowed to him and then ran away quickly.
Marino looked at their hurried backs and couldn't help but shake his head. He sighed in his heart: Today's young people are really inferior to each other~! I don't think I was so frivolous when I was young.
If it were in the past, after those young priests who made mistakes realized their mistakes, they would whip themselves very hard with a nine-headed whip with an iron knot, and then fall at the feet of God with tears in their eyes and repent.
My own fault. And now...
Archbishop Marino frowned again and sighed.
He hesitated briefly in the hall, and then turned along the white marble corridor - this was one of his daily tasks, patrolling the entire temple.
What surprised him was that along the way, he saw young people gathering in an inconspicuous corner several times, whispering non-stop.
And even those young saints who are usually dignified, holy, and meticulous are hiding aside and whispering something in a low voice. Their eyes are bright and their cheeks are red. They even burst out with low exclamations from time to time.
The voice was not dignified or solemn at all by the clergy.
Cardinal Marino could vaguely smell an uneasy smell. He even felt that something was fermenting in it, like a cream cake that was forgotten in the kitchen.
But the red archbishop's eyes had become accustomed to the world's affairs, and he had long lost interest in them.
Even if this is a sign of another storm to come, so what?
Anyway, this world will never end.
Some people come on stage and some people come off stage, but no matter what, they all need people to carry them below, otherwise they will fall hard from a high place and be killed or injured~!
He silently dispersed the young people and continued on his way.
Just when his inspection was about to end and he was about to take a good rest, he heard a sweet voice whisper: "Bishop Marino, Bishop Marino..."
Marino turned around in shock and looked in the direction of the sound, only to see a low-level priest in white robes standing behind him.
The young man's face had the coldness and arrogance unique to the nouveau riche - there was no expression on his fair face, his head was slightly raised, and his eyes were looking down at the other person.
Marino smiled inwardly. He had seen many people like this. Just because he was a nouveau riche, he tried his best to pretend to be 13 and declare his existence in such a stupid way, lest others would look down on him.
But they don't know how serious others are, they are as ridiculous as monkeys wearing silk.
But those real nobles are all very low-key. When they wear new clothes, they must remove their trademarks immediately, so as not to reveal their true appearance of wealth and be noticed by thieves or tax collectors.
Among them, the latter is especially terrifying~!
Marino still showed no expression on the surface.
He nodded slightly and said, "You called me? My brother."
The young man was very unaccustomed to his words of 'brother'. He raised his eyebrows twice, with a look of disgust on his face, and still said coldly: "Your Excellency, Cardinal Karados, I have an important matter to discuss with you."
Marino was stunned.
His Excellency Cardinal Karados?
The person who is said to be ranked number one behind His Majesty the Pope is likely to be the next Pope.
It is said that the first thing the old man did when he got up every morning was to ask the attendant: His Majesty the Pope died last night... Well, was he summoned by God the Father?
There are even rumors that that gentleman can no longer wait and is already handling government affairs for His Majesty the Pope.
Marinoch said: "His Excellency the Cardinal Archbishop Carrados? He has also come to the Holy City?"
The young man's face was immediately displeased, and a trace of anger flashed across his face, as if he felt that Marino's question was an offense to him. The young man said coldly: "Yes, he moved from the parish the day before yesterday.
, just arrived this morning."
Only then did Marino notice the badge on the young man's chest, which showed that he was a direct descendant of Cardinal Carados.
Marino suddenly skipped a strange plot in his mind, and his eyes immediately swept across the young man's face, and then he looked at the other person's appearance seriously, and then sighed in his heart: He is indeed feminine and beautiful~!
But then, the cardinal kept repenting in his heart for his evil thoughts.
The young man caught his gaze keenly, and two flashes of red flashed across his face, but then he straightened his waist and held his head higher, showing a proud and proud look.
Marino looked at it and couldn't help but sympathize with it. He thought to himself: "What trick did you deceive this poor young man this time? The horn of heaven or the key of heaven? Does that old guy only know these two tricks?"
He thought of those two dirty jokes and allusions, and immediately felt a rush of remorse, but he couldn't help but smile.
Seeing the smile at the corner of his mouth, the young man understood it as a mockery of himself, and immediately felt that his self-esteem was hurt. He suppressed the resentment in his heart, pursed his lips tightly, and said coldly: "Calado
His Excellency, Cardinal Si, is waiting for you in the first reception room."
After saying that, he turned around, took big steps, and walked away with a proud look on his face.
It's just that this young man's chin was slightly raised, and he should have walked like a swan, but for some reason, the young man suddenly walked out like a duck.
In order to take care of the young man's poor self-esteem, Marino held back his laughter for a long time. And at this time, all the displeasure he felt because of the young man's rudeness disappeared.
He stayed there for a moment, and then walked towards the reception room of the temple.
Marino came to the door of the reception room and was surprised to find that there were two priests standing at the door as guards. This was an extremely unusual sight in Vatican.
This is Fantino, the residence of the great god of light on earth.
Even the million-strong coalition composed of the high priest of the undead and the demons had to stop at a distance of five hundred miles.
There wasn't before, there isn't now, and there will never be anyone in the future who is so bold as to dare to cause trouble in this place?
Little did he know that his words were completely broken in less than a month~!
A truly cowardly person turned this place upside down.
That day has even become an unforgettable memory for all the shepherds of Fantino. When they think of it, they are like a group of goblins just released from the tax office, beating their chests and crying bitterly.
Marino opened the door in surprise and walked in.
But before he could admire the soft carpet that was thicker than the instep of his feet, he discovered that a bigger surprise was waiting for him.
I saw several people already sitting in the conference room.
Marino's eyes swept over the familiar faces of everyone, and he was surprised to find that these people were all high-ranking and powerful figures in the Holy See.
Magistrate Darter, who makes all apostates fearful.
Sindara, the most heroic and skilled paladin.
Cardinal Dracun of Rend Island, known for his fanaticism.
…
And sitting at the top is, of course, Cardinal Karados.
Marino couldn't help but feel his heart pounding.
What happened here? All these big shots are here? Could it be that His Majesty the Pope is really dead?
But immediately, he rejected this answer in his mind. If such a big thing really happened, the person sitting here and presiding over the meeting should be Red Archbishop Obachm.
Otherwise, it will be an illegal meeting and will not be recognized by churches everywhere.
but……
He hesitated for a moment and then thought: But looking at this attitude, it is a serious event as serious as the death of His Majesty the Pope.
Although he was thinking this in his heart, he did not show any uneasiness on the surface. He bowed slightly to the red archbishop, and then said: "Sir, why did you call me here?"
Although Marino was as calm as possible, he still heard a faint tremor in his voice.
Cardinal Karados has obviously been waiting for some time.
When he saw Marino coming, he was not displeased. Instead, he exchanged glances with everyone present, then opened his arms and came forward with a smile. "Marino, my old friend,
Long time no see. How are you lately?"
His attitude immediately made Marino shiver in his heart and he became even more vigilant.
This scheming weasel is smiling so affectionately, it’s definitely not up to anything good~!