With the sound of brisk horse hooves, a carriage was seen galloping into the manor.
Those who can afford cars in Nai'an, especially such luxury cars pulled by four-horse horses, are the rich people who they country bumpkins can't afford to offend.
As an honest and responsible country bumpkin, Orc farmer Falmer was about to leave, but when he looked up and saw the red crossed stick flag held high in front of the carriage, he immediately stopped.
Falmer stared at the red flag closely, a look of surprise flashed in his eyes.
Although those human guys have all been taught before that this flag is called the "Cardinal Flag of Naian", but as an orc with a long and splendid civilization history of thousands of years, as well as a glorious and great fine tradition,
But they still think this is wrong~!
Just like when Ah Q, a classmate from Weichuang, came to the city, he thought it was wrong for the city people to call benches a bench. It was also wrong for the city people to use shredded green onions instead of chopped green onions when frying fish.
The same.
How many people who have left their hometown to work hard in other places, even after many years, still adhere to the traditions of their hometown on seemingly insignificant details, even to the point of being somewhat paranoid.
The reason is not that they cannot get rid of this so-called problem of being unsociable in the eyes of outsiders, but because these things carry their attachment to their hometown and the memories of the good times in their childhood and adolescence.
For example, the father in "This Is Us" always likes to wash his hands with water in the toilet after relieving himself.
Because he also grew up in the countryside. After relieving himself on the green grass, he always washed his hands in the river. Therefore, compared to the gurgling faucet, he liked the larger flow of water.
These half-orcs are no exception.
Although they also moved here and lived a life many times better than before. They no longer had to go hungry and have a full meal. With a handful of salt, they could exchange for the life of a fat girl with a strong physique. But they also
He almost stubbornly adheres to the traditions of his hometown.
For them, this ‘Cardinal Flag of Nai’an’ is actually a magical horse and floating clouds~!
This flag should be called the 'Red Crossed Sticks Flag'. This name is easy to say and easy to remember, and it is also approachable and close to the hard-working, brave and kind-hearted working people.
You see, if you say something to the orcs about 'the banner of the Cardinal of Nian', they will not know what it is. If you say 'the red crossed sticks', they will know that it is the cardinal of Nian.
Coming.
What impressed these orcs the most was the meaning behind this ‘red crossed stick flag’.
The Cardinal of Nian was a very good man.
The Orcs were defeated when they attacked Naian. Humans slaughtered tens of thousands of Orcs on the battlefield like chickens, and those who were captured were even more useless. These Orcs were driven away by human clubs and bayonets.
, was driven into a prisoner of war camp.
According to the glorious tradition of the orcs, men who were captured during the war were either killed in sacrifice to thank this god or that god or something, or they were put in shackles and made slaves worse than animals, and were soon tortured to death.
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Just when everyone was dejected and devastated, thinking that this time it was definitely doomed, there was a loud noise between heaven and earth, the dragon came to the world, purple energy came from the east, the goddess scattered her flowers, and the ghosts and gods wailed...
In a word, this 'red crossed stick flag' appeared.
When the flag appears, it is accompanied by various visions that can prove that it is very awesome. This shows that there is a very awesome, very awesome, very awesome person, and even got four or six levels in a row.
The certificates are all in vain, but the great savior has made a shining debut~!
As long as you face those priests who smile as sinisterly as life insurance salesmen, just like holding a wedding, say "Night, I can", and then click on some registration book with your name written on it.
Put your finger prints, and immediately you will have fragrant rice and oily chicken thighs appearing in front of you.
At that time, everyone really thought that these silly priests were greater than God Ston. At least God Ston only asked for sacrifices, but he would never give you a roast chicken when you were about to starve to death.
Later, when the human legion attacked the grassland, as long as everyone saw this "red crossed stick flag", they would know that someone stupid was sending something to them again~!
Those who carry this kind of flag are not only amiable, but not at all like the soldiers under Mr. Lorraine, who are always whipping people and beating people, and they also treat people for free.
It's strange to say that as long as you are illuminated by the white light in their hands, your waist will no longer hurt, your legs will no longer be sore, and you will have more energy to beat your wife.
And the most attractive thing is that as long as you endure the bald man's nagging for a long time in the early stage, and then follow it up with two more screams, you can get a lot of things.
Although they say they believe in such-and-such a religion, and we are now believers in that such-and-such god, but so what?
The Great God Stone whom everyone believed in never protected himself during the war.
But that’s not necessarily true. In other words, his old man did indeed bless him, but his ability was limited and he had never done anything to them.
But this is no longer a reason. As a local god, you can't defeat a foreign god. Why should we believe in you? Think of us as idiots.
Whoever hugs whom with thick legs, this is an absolute truth that has not changed for thousands of years on the prairie~!
What reasons do you have for not believing in human gods?
What's more, there are so many things.
Even if you don’t look at it for the sake of God, you should also look at it for the sake of these things.
You'd be stupid not to do it~!
Although a knowledgeable old shaman said that this was a human conspiracy and that everything humans gave us was poisonous, so we should just give it to him, but his grandma’s words of ‘Hu Kai’er~!’ treated us as idiots~!
The damn shaman doesn't need to plot, he just plots. He usually says that God wants this, God wants that, and wants us to donate. If God really wants these things, why doesn't he come and tell us in person?
But is it okay if I don’t give it? If I don’t give it to the old shaman, he will just rob it from everyone and raise his own little wife and three grandchildren. They are all fat as if they have taken clenbuterol. They walk with big butts.
Shaking and shaking.
On the other hand, those of us who usually work hard can't even fill our stomachs all year round. All of them are sallow and skinny. The kid of eighteen or nineteen is as good as the one of eight or nine, and even a chicken is stronger than them.
The heart of an orc is also a human heart, and it is also made of flesh~!
When everyone sees it, can you not feel heartbroken and understand?
They were playing tricks, but they actually gave things to the people. And they were real rice.
The word 'conspiracy' is simply a compliment.
Those human beings are actually so kind to me, which is simply embarrassing to all the invaders in the world~!
In comparison, the chiefs, chiefs, shamans, etc. are more like a group of greedy and crazy invaders.
and……
Just like the Japanese carrots after MacArthur's reforms, these half-orcs were equally surprised to find that they did not need to rob or fight, and could have enough to eat just by working!
You must know that in the past, it was the clan leaders who preached all day about the law of the jungle and the strong to seize the living space. Then everyone had to provide people, swords, guns, cattle and sheep to provide for those elders to eat and drink.
Sometimes, the daughters and wives are even asked to use their bodies to comfort the elders, so that they can have a good rest and refresh themselves, and then they can go out with them to rob.
When you are lucky, you can grab some, but many times, these things are already snatched away by those gentlemen before they can be warmed in your hands~!
Because at this time, they have a good reason. Because they grabbed...well, they didn't get those things just for themselves. They wanted to better nourish their energy so that they could take themselves and the Orc race with them.
, to grab a bigger living space~!
And when you are unlucky, you just die. Then you don't have to worry about it anymore. Because those uncles will take care of their own affairs, take care of their daughters and wives, and then sell their young sons.
But now~!
Now the great Orc~!
Brave orcs who are good at fighting~!
The orcs who have suffered so much~!
Orcs with a long and glorious history that span thousands of years~!
These half-orcs discovered that they could have enough to eat without robbing, fighting, or bleeding. And there was salt in every meal.
The clan leaders and shamans used to always say that humans are stupid and stupid, and that as long as we come here, all human things will become ours, but it turns out that is not the case at all. We can't get things through fighting, but in the end we are defeated.
After that, I got everything. Now my wife, children, and family can have enough to eat every day and wear a complete set of new clothes.
If I had known what kind of war we would fight, I would have surrendered long ago.
I pity the tens of thousands of brothers who died on the battlefield. They all died in vain, and it was all because of those greedy clan leaders.
From this we can see who is actually deceiving herself~!
Who is lying on his body, sucking the blood and anointing of the people~!
Therefore, despite the fact that the shamans, priests, clan leaders and chiefs spoke earnestly and earnestly, gave serious warnings again and again, and expressed their heartache again and again, they cursed these half-orcs for forgetting their ancestors, ruining their rituals and music, and losing their hearts...
For 'The Beat Generation~! The Degenerate Generation~!! The Decaying Generation~!!! The Brain-Dead Generation~!!!! The Non-Mainstream Generation~!!!!!'
He even resorted to using his trump card and risked offending Lord Luo, destroying the stable, united and prosperous environment of Nai'an Province, and openly declared: "In how many more days, God will be angry and will bring natural disasters to sinners"
, When the time comes, knives will rain down from the sky and water will flow on the ground. Only by believing in me can you escape the catastrophe.',
In this way, they spread terrorist news, create crises, and want to kidnap these ignorant orcs.
Hint to these orcs: In order not to make God angry, you guys should continue to listen to the uncle as before, give him good food and drink, and let your daughters contribute to the uncle for the sake of art.
Come on~!
But although all the orcs are ignorant, no one is a fool when it comes to interests~!
However, they still wholeheartedly supported the "red crossed stick flag". Everyone even affectionately called the priests "those heartless guys" when they saw them.
When I saw that flag, everyone seemed to be celebrating the New Year, with adults and children all running around the car. I knew that those heartless guys were here to hand out things to everyone again~!
Therefore, when Falmer saw the flag, he stopped again.
He suddenly understood in his heart: Ha~! No wonder that bastard in the housekeeper wouldn't let everyone get close. It turns out that the grandson planned to swallow up all the benefits given by these bald guys and leave nothing for people like himself.
~!
Falmer couldn't help but curse in his heart: This bastard has such vicious intentions!
He learned this sentence from a human priest. It is said that adding the word "ye" can increase the ridicule by several points. It is more cruel than scolding someone who has been an ancestor for eight generations.
Falmer has always been loyal and honest, and would never say the word "ye" unless he was extremely angry.
This shows how angry he was.
Falmer stared at the men in black very calmly,
Because the farmer is particularly cunning, he knows that it is not the time to distribute things yet, and if he approaches at this time, those bastards in black will definitely drive him away.
He tightened the hemp rope tied around his waist with force. He silently calculated the distance from his current position to the carriage. He waited for the group of people to start handing out things, and immediately passed through the gaps between the people.
Rush over and grab a copy no matter what.
If nothing else, just by looking at them putting on such a big battle, you can tell that this thing is absolutely unbeatable~!
And once they started distributing things, the black-clad people were no longer willing or dared to act wild in front of the bald priest.
Because once things get serious, 'the great savior of the orcs, who is ten thousand times redder than the sun in the hearts of us orcs... the wise and martial Lord Luo' will never spare anyone who dares to do so.
A bastard who bullies the poor and causes trouble~!
Just as Falmer was preparing, he felt a lot more heavy breathing sounds around him.
He turned around and looked around calmly, and saw that all the doors of every house had been opened at some unknown time. Many orcs had gathered around him.
Men, women, children, all of them.
Seeing their bright eyes, it was obvious that they had the same idea as him.
Moreover, these orcs have suffered a lot in the past. They all know what those men in black are.
Therefore, everyone remained silent for fear of disturbing those greedy, despicable, and despicable things.
On the other side, a familiar human being stood beside him looking at these people in a funny and good-natured way.
Falmer felt the ridicule in his eyes, and immediately felt that his pride was hurt, and glared at the man fiercely.
Although that guy didn't deal with the housekeeper and seemed to be on the same side as him, he was not a good person either.
At the time, Falmer's cousin thought that this guy was pretty good. He knew how to read and farm, and he actually... could actually do math and could recite the multiplication table from one to nine~!
This... this is much stronger than the orcs~!
He is simply a person from heaven.
Therefore, his cousin asked someone to help him find a matchmaker and wanted to marry his daughter to him.
Unexpectedly...
Unexpectedly, this grandson refused without even thinking about it. He really didn’t know how to appreciate it~!
You must know that ‘Ahua’ is a flower in the tribe~!
How many young men hang around her all day long, not thinking about tea or food. Seeing through the stars and the moon, they hope that Ahua can say a word to them.
Thinking of this, Falmer couldn't help but get angry: His grandma is a jerk, and that crappy multiplication table is so hard to memorize~! I've been reciting it for so many days, but I can't recite it. Is it really like a table?
Auntie said, will I marry Ahua for the rest of my life?
At this moment, the men in black were seen surrounding the carriage.
Then a beautiful woman with silky hair and fluttering clothes, who was several times more beautiful than the human woman in the New Year pictures, like a fairy, opened the car door and walked out slowly.
Then, she spoke loudly to the men in black.
Although Falmer didn't quite understand what he heard, he found that the woman's voice was like a silver bell. It sounded extremely pleasant, a hundred times better than Ahua's.
Unknowingly, he took two steps forward.
Immediately afterwards, I felt someone crowding next to me.
Falmer couldn't help being furious and turned his head to look over fiercely. He saw the face of that ignorant human being.
Falmer couldn't help but be startled. But then he said impatiently: "Why are you here to make fun of yourself? Get out of here..."
Then he raised his hand to pull out the man's shoulder.
However, in the next moment, seeing the solemn expression on the man's face, his hands suddenly froze.
Unconsciously, Falmer felt a chill in his heart.
It was clear that the person in front of him was just a weak human being, but his appearance was as full of murderous intent as when he met a tiger on the grassland.
At this moment, the man turned his head and said coldly: "Falmer, tell your people to listen to me from now on. Go back and copy the guy, you have something to do."
Falmer glanced at him in astonishment. He wanted to object, but he didn't dare to speak out. Finally, he bit the bullet and said, "We're not going. Do you think we're stupid~!"
We are so smart~!
They are obviously not sending something, but are going to fight. If they use knives, blood will flow. We won't go~!
We half-orcs have always been peace-loving, and we half-orcs will not get involved in your human affairs. We can just watch the fun here."
As he spoke, he shook his huge head vigorously.
The man smiled coldly, then pointed at the woman not far away and said, "Do you know who she is?"
Falmer rolled his eyes and said: "I don't know, but she is quite beautiful..."
As soon as he said this, he suddenly saw a pair of bright, angry eyes in the crowd, and hurriedly changed his words: "She is just as beautiful as Ah Hua."
The man looked at Falmer and saw that he was still dull and honest, and he was about to laugh angrily.
He pointed at the person in the distance and said: "That is Miss Hilmeria, the Cardinal of Naian~!"
As soon as he finished speaking.
At that moment, the orc girls, wives, aunts and aunts next to them began to coo like hens.
"Oh, oh oh oh, this is Hilmeria~!"
"Where, where..."
"It's really beautiful."
"She's just like a fairy daughter."
“It really lives up to its reputation~!”
"..."
Obviously, these mountain villagers are also extremely talking about the incident of 'Hirmelia's pregnancy', which fully embodies the commonality of the burning gossip soul of all intelligent beings.
"So this is Lord Luo's mistress~!" Even Falmer couldn't help but widen his eyes and exclaimed.
The man next to him became furious and shouted angrily: "Asshole, please keep your mouth clean~!"
Falmer was surprised, blinked, and said: "Cameron, what I said about Lord Luo is none of your business. Why are you so nervous, haha..."
Beside him, a group of orcs also grinned.
Cameron looked at everyone coldly and whispered word by word: "I am an SS soldier."
All the orcs immediately closed their mouths like ducks whose necks were captured.
They didn't know anything else, but the thing that beat the hell out of the orcs at the shore of Xingxing Lake and left corpses everywhere was the cannon of the SS~!
‘SS’, this name can now stop children from crying at night~!
Cameron shouted sternly: "Now you all listen to me, go back and copy the guy, and prepare to fight~!"
Falmer still grinned at the moment and said: "I'm not afraid of you. You can't scare me either.
Your human affairs have nothing to do with us half-orcs. We have been deceived by those clan leaders. We will never be cannon fodder for others again~!"
Cameron's eyes swept across the orcs in front of him coldly, and said softly: "Have you forgotten how many benefits the bishop has given you before?"
Falmer's face turned slightly red, which was rare, and he said: "The good thing is that they are willing to give it, and we didn't force her to give it with a knife. Don't we also believe in the teachings of that bald monk?"
"The teachings of...the bald monk?" Cameron was at a loss of whether to laugh or cry at the moment. If these words made those priests in Nai'an who have spent sleepless nights and worked hard to preach seriously listen to them, I don't know that they would be sad.
To what extent.
Falmer continued: "Besides, those men in black have knives and swords in their hands, and they are very afraid of people. We orcs are peaceful and kind people. We are most afraid of fights and things that bleed.
"
Someone next to me also spoke up and said, "Yes, yes. We are all good citizens. Look at those men in black with their sinister faces and fierce looks. They look really scared of people~!"
Cameron was furious for a moment.
He said something coldly, and all the orcs immediately changed their attitude~!