The Saint's Monastery has always been famous for its piety and holiness.
Living and working here are most of the female clergy of Vatican City, especially the young nuns who have just entered Vatican.
The youthful vitality of young girls cannot be contained by the high walls of Fantino and boring chanting classes. Various things happen here that catch the mothers off guard. However, these girls quarrel.
Things like fighting and snitching on each other are harmless and unknown to outsiders.
The successive abbots who managed this place have formulated many various regulations. Generally speaking, the Holy Convent is a noble, holy and peaceful place.
Moreover, the Holy City has always been peaceful and quiet for thousands of years. It is not like Maple Leaf Danlin, where there are group fights and explosions every now and then, and it is not like the headquarters of the Mage Association, where there are fights and explosions every day.
But today, when the huge battleship with the flying eagle flag docked at the dock, the tranquility here was destined to be broken.
It's just that when everyone started, they didn't know anything about it.
When the moon rose in the sky, Saint Imelda, the abbess of the convent, was still sleeping soundly.
The moonlight shines through the window and shines on her sleeping face.
She is about forty years old, with a long and thin face, pointed eyebrows, thin and narrow eyes, and extremely thin lips, which are also painted with a layer of bright lipstick.
Although her appearance may seem a bit mean, it is just an appearance. Everyone who knows her sees her as a holy and kind-hearted woman.
Just when she was sleeping soundly, she suddenly heard a fierce knock on the door outside.
"Bang bang bang, bang bang bang bang..."
The sound was so loud that even the door panel was a little overwhelmed, making bursts of banging sounds.
Immelda was shaken all over and woke up.
She looked at the door that was about to be broken down with some panic, and then she forced herself to calm down and said, "What's going on?"
Someone shouted loudly outside.
"Dean, dean, please come out and take a look~"
"Someone saw Shirley Mill's two little hooters leading a suspicious person to the top floor."
"And I'm going to see Hilmeria."
"Looking at that man's figure, he looks pretty good... Wow, no, no... Looking at his figure, he looks very much like a man..."
There were at least four or five people outside, and they were all vying for words. It was extremely confusing for the moment.
But then Imelda also understood.
She couldn't help but take a breath of air-conditioning, and immediately realized that if this was true, what serious consequences it would have: a man actually entered the heavily guarded Saintess' monastery~!
Moreover, there are actually people in the monastery who act as traitors and provide cover.
Finally, the man went to see Cardinal Hilmeria~!
This was still at night, when everyone was sleeping.
No matter which one it is, it is an extremely serious accusation. If it is found out, the consequences and linkage effects will be unimaginable.
The reputation of the saints of Vatican for their chastity is about to be tarnished.
While she was hesitating for a moment, the nuns outside became anxious again and kept shouting loudly.
"Dean, dean."
"Come out quickly~!"
"I'm just waiting for you to come up with an idea now~!"
"We must not let them go~!"
"Catch thieves and cheaters, catch cheaters and cheaters, but don't let that man escape."
"We just have to catch the man."
"..."
They were shouting randomly and banging on the door anxiously.
Since this was one of the few adultery-catching operations in many years, and it was also the spice of a long-term peaceful and boring life, everyone was extremely excited. They felt as if there was a fire burning in their hearts.
The door was banged loudly, and the dust that had accumulated for many years in the cracks of the door was knocked out. The light dust fell like rain, pitter-patter.
One can't help but suspect that if Imelda doesn't go out, they will break down the door and rush in.
Seeing this, Imelda hurriedly shouted: "Sisters, sisters, wait a moment. I'll be here right away~!"
With that said, without even bothering to light the lamp, he jumped up from the bed, got dressed in a hurry, and then rushed out of the room.
She came to the door and shouted sharply: "Where is the sinner who dared to offend the glory of God the Father?"
Although the tone of his mouth was extremely stern, at the same time, perhaps out of confidentiality or for some other purpose, he locked the door tightly without anyone paying attention.
stand up.
The nuns were noisy and extremely excited. They were all rushing to catch the rapist. They were waiting for Imelda to lead them to knock the man down. No one would care about this detail of hers.
At that moment, everyone started shouting.
"In the VIP building on the top floor."
"That's right there, I saw it with my own eyes."
"It was brought by those two little bitches Shirley and Mi'er..."
"..."
Everyone was quarreling again.
Imelda couldn't help frowning and said sternly: "You all stop."
Everyone was stunned.
Imelda couldn't help frowning as she looked at the little nuns in the crowd who were excitedly joining in the fun.
She narrowed her eyes, glanced coldly across the faces of those people, and then said in a deep voice: "Look at you, all of you are shouting, do you still look like a nun? How do I usually teach?
Yours?"
Everyone was stunned and lowered their heads in dismay. They recited a prayer in a low voice. "O great and glorious Father God, may you forgive our recklessness and ignorance and grant us..."
Imelda frowned tightly and continued to shout: "I'll send all the irrelevant personnel away~! The other nuns in charge are following me."
The little nuns wanted to argue, but when they saw her tightly pursed lips, they immediately knew that this was her order. Therefore, they all agreed with disappointment, and then dispersed.
Imelda snorted coldly, and then led a group of solemn nuns towards the VIP building.
But those little nuns are women too.
For women, the flames of the soul of gossip are all burning.
Even if all the flames from the Red Flame Mountain in the Demon Realm were added together, they would not necessarily burn as fiercely as their flames.
Don't let them watch the fun and gossip. That would be even worse than killing them.
Therefore, although everyone dispersed one after another, those who were bolder still followed up secretly. Anyway, it was dark and the eyes were dark, so they were not afraid of being discovered. You cannot miss this excitement no matter what, otherwise you will spend the rest of your life
All my life was in vain.
Imelda led everyone straight to the VIP building.
They walked along the stairs of the outer building and arrived directly outside Hilmeria's door.
Shirley and Mi'er were watching outside, chatting with the nuns and guards. Seeing how they were shouting and swarming, they couldn't help but feel their scalp numb for a while. They thought to themselves that it was terrible, and they hurriedly stepped forward to stop them.
But the two of them had something going on in their minds, and the person leading the team across from them was the big boss of the monastery, so they could only weakly shout a few words of warning.
He was immediately pushed aside.
When Imelda saw the closed door, she couldn't help but become more convinced that there was a ghost on the other side.
She stomped her shoes hard and immediately shouted: "Knock it away~!"
Immediately afterwards, a loud "bang" was heard.
As the thick door was violently knocked open from the outside, a large group of nuns holding long wooden staffs rushed in aggressively, surrounding the two of them.
Lorraine looked at the weapons in their hands and couldn't help but be stunned. These guys were too simple. The most powerful one seemed to be a garden stick used for laundry, and the others were brooms and mops.
When they saw Lorraine, they immediately let out a burst of warm cheers.
"Caught, caught~!"
“Sure enough, I caught it~~”
"The adulterer was caught..."
"Man, really a man, I'm going to faint."
"Let's see what she says now~!"
"..."
A group of old ladies were shouting at the top of their lungs. If one woman is equivalent to 500 ducks, then at this time, there are at least 10,000 to 20,000 ducks quacking together.
The sound was deafening and made the person's brain hurt.
Lorraine looked at them coldly. Although he did not make any move, he did not relax his vigilance at all.
In his spare time, he saw a lot of excited little nuns with rosy cheeks behind the crowd. They did not come in, but stood outside, with their big curious and innocent eyes open, like ignorant heads.
Like a little deer, he kept poking his head and taking a peek.
Lorraine looked at their sneaky actions and felt very suspicious. Are these young girls, who are in puberty... well, puberty, planning to catch an adulterer, or are they planning to learn how to avoid being caught in an affair?
?
Their eyes were all fixed on him, and those beautiful eyes were like bright stars.
He couldn't help but smile and wink at the little nuns. The nuns were immediately excited, covering their red little faces with their backs, and screamed loudly.
"Ah~! He's looking at me."
"He's looking at me..."
"Nonsense, he is obviously looking at me."
"Look, look, he smiled at me."
Seeing how calm Lorraine was, the group of solemn nuns who came to catch the rapist became even more furious.
OK~!
He actually dared to tease those little nuns in front of us.
This is so disrespectful of us~!
It’s so arrogant, so arrogant~!
Why didn't I have such a good man to tease me when I was young and beautiful? Now that I'm old and yellow, no one takes a look at me on the street.
At this moment, the crowd parted, and an elderly nun wearing a gold cross stepped out.
She stood in front of Lorraine with a solemn expression, narrowed her slender eyes, and looked at Lorraine coldly.
Lorraine is now experienced in many battles. Even if the person standing opposite is an urban management officer who has returned from training on Namek, or a police uncle who fights against pornography and illegal crimes, Lorraine can still maintain his prestige.
He showed no sign of weakness in front of the nun who pursed her lips into a slit and had a strong aura.
When the nun looked at it, a light of surprise flashed in her eyes.
She raised her chin slightly, with a proud look on her face, and said coldly: "Young man, I am the master of this place, the abbot of the monastery, Imelda. What is your name? Where do you come from? Why are you here with me?
Inside the monastery?”
Although Lorraine's face was thicker than the corner of the city wall, he was also known as a hero who played rogue everywhere. But at this time, when people asked him confidently, he couldn't help but feel a little guilty.
He composed himself, then bowed slightly and said, "Sorry, Dean, I didn't say hello to you beforehand. My name is Lorraine, Lance, Lorraine..."
Sure enough, it is the name of a person and the shadow of a tree~!
When Lorraine said this, she heard another loud scream from the group of nuns behind her.
"Ah~~~"
The sounds were each sharper than the last, and each one more exciting than the last. It stung people's eardrums with waves of pain like needle pricks.
Immediately afterwards, before everyone could react, they heard their noisy voices coming one after another.
"Lorraine, he is that Lorraine."
"Lord Lorraine~!"
"Idol~!"
"So handsome~!"
“So handsome~~~!!!”
"..."
Lorraine took a look and saw that many of the little nuns had peach-shaped eyes and were in love. Some even looked at herself, like a female vixen who had been thirsty for three hundred years when she saw the famous big nun.
Like the eminent Tang monk, he could not help drooling.
The guard Mary also opened her eyes in surprise.
She turned to look at Shirley and Mi'er inquiringly, only to see the two men proudly puffing up their small breasts and then raising their chins high.
Mary immediately lowered her head, looked at her delicate hands, and murmured: "Wow, I actually teased the Flying Eagle God of War..."
She rubbed her *** fingers with some aftertaste and murmured: "But it feels really good, it's really worth it."
At the same time, I also secretly made up my mind to not wash my hands for at least three days.
Although Imelda was shocked in her heart, she remained calm on the surface.
She said coldly: "Count Lorraine? Even if you are the Count Lorraine, the famous flying eagle god of war, you should cherish your reputation more instead of coming to our monastery in the middle of the night. How is this inappropriate?
?”
Later, his voice even became fierce.
Lorraine smiled bitterly and said: "I don't want to either. But you also know that the Pope forbids me from meeting my bishop. I have no choice, so..."
Hilmeria didn't know that her father had actually done such a thing, so she immediately exclaimed in a low voice and said, "What did you say?"
At this time, Imelda said coldly: "Since His Majesty the Pope has given the order, you should abide by it."
Lorraine shrugged and said: "The Pope also said that evil should be driven out so that the people can have enough food and clothing? But what is the result?
It’s not that there are a lot of people who don’t have enough to eat. Should we commit murder or set fire? Should we block the road and rob us or block the road and rob us?
I don’t know how much you believe what he said, but I don’t believe too much anyway.”
Hilmeria couldn't laugh or cry for a moment after hearing this.
After hearing what Lorraine said, the nuns nearby were all at a loss for a moment and kept talking in low voices.
The light in Imelda's eyes couldn't help but flash for a few times, and she realized that this lord was indeed extraordinary. Not only was he a good fighter, but he was also a master of quarreling as the rumors said.
He was obviously here to catch an adulterer, and he was confident, but he was still no match for him in terms of words.
Imelda bit her lip, gently twisted the shoes on her feet, and immediately changed her target.
She looked at Hilmeria and said: "Master Bishop, you are our distinguished guest, and you will soon be made a red archbishop. Maybe I shouldn't talk too much. But this place is a nuns' monastery after all. It is not a place for random things.
…”
Although she didn't use any curse words in her words, she said them very harshly.
What does random behavior mean? It does not refer to the adultery between Hilmeria and Lord Luo... uh, the super-friendship relationship.
Hilmeria also understood what she meant, and her face turned red with shame.
Lorraine couldn't help but change his expression at the side, and wanted to move forward, but Hilmeria next to him firmly stretched out her hand and pulled him back.
Lorraine then took a deep breath and forced herself to endure it.
After all, he had to take care of Hilmeria. Although he was very happy, but he left as soon as he slapped his ass, Hilmeria would continue to live here. He had to consider her future situation.
Imelda looked at it without giving in at all, and continued: "How unbecoming is it to recruit men here casually? If word spreads, how will this affect the reputation of our nuns and monastery?"
Hilmeria immediately felt ashamed, and her pretty jade face was so red that blood almost rolled down her face.
Although Lord Lorraine was a shameless master, he had nothing to say when faced with her accusation.
After all, it was indeed my fault that I entered the Holy Convent late at night.
Moreover, the other party did not show any direct threats to personal safety by using knives or guns. This made Sir Luo's original plan of playing a rogue directly come to nothing.
After all, it is one thing to kill a group of people who are armed with swords and want to kill, but it is another thing to open fire on a group of defenseless old, weak, women and children.
You know, when those bastards in the United States killed Brother Deng, there was already a large group of people arguing around because Brother Deng didn't have anything in his hand.
At this time, Imelda continued: "Master Bishop, if you have anything to say, can't you wait until tomorrow morning?
I don't know what the custom was when you were in Nai'an, when a man ran into a girl's room in the middle of the night...
But now that you have come to the Holy City, you must abide by the rules of the Holy City, behave yourself, and rein in the behavior you did in Naian.
Don’t be ignorant~!”
What he said was too cruel, and he directly scolded Hilmery for not knowing how to behave.
Lorraine was about to get angry, but then she felt Hilmeria squeeze her hand tightly, and she had to suppress her anger.
When Imelda saw it, she couldn't help but feel even more proud and stamped her shoes.
She looked at Hilmeria coldly and said: "Although my responsibilities are limited, I can't control you. But I must report this matter to Archbishop Obachm and His Majesty the Pope personally. When the time comes,
See how they handle it.
At that time, I wonder if they will protect your shortcomings?"
Hilmeria's face turned red and white, and the nuns next to her couldn't help but feel pity for her.
Seeing that she had nothing to say, Imelda couldn't help but feel even more happy, feeling that she finally let out a breath of bad breath. She won back all the battles she had just lost, and then lightly stamped her left foot on the ground a few more times.
The thick heels hit the floor with a crisp sound.
Imelda was still unfinished and continued: "Your Majesty Bishop, those of you who grew up outside really don't know how high the sky is and how high it is. You must study the regulations and rules of the Holy See.
In our place, we have never been able to communicate with outsiders, let alone do such a shameless thing. If this spreads out, it will not only lose your own face, but also your Nai'an Church.
His face, even the Holy See’s face will be lost.
We have a lot of rules and regulations here. If you can't stand it, I advise you to go back to Nai'an as soon as possible..."
Hilmeria originally had a calm attitude and tolerated her for a long time, but when she saw that she became more and more powerful as she spoke, she couldn't help but whisper softly: "Sir, Father God bless you. Please put on your clothes first.
Take care of your shoes."
Imelda couldn't help but be stunned and said: "What did you say? I, the abbot of the Holy Convent, as a senior, am patiently admonishing you and teaching you the principles of being a holy nun. How dare you
When you talk to me like this, what do you think you just did?"
Hilmeria said softly but firmly: "Sir, please put on your shoes."
Imelda couldn't help but become even more angry.
She slapped the table and said angrily: "Don't say anything to me about the shoes. I tell you, the nature is very serious and the consequences will be serious. Doing such things in the Holy See must be done strictly.
For the sake of Archbishop Obham, I will give you a lesson and let you..."
Hilmeria interrupted her, still speaking softly but firmly: "My lord, please put on your shoes."
Imelda was furious and said: "You... what are you talking about shoes? I'm talking to you about serious things... you know..."
Hilmeria interrupted her again and continued softly: "Sir, please put on your shoes."
After hearing Hilmeili's repeated words, everyone couldn't help but lower their heads and look at the dean's feet.
Imelda also lowered her head.
Lorraine also lowered her gaze and looked at Imelda's feet.
Oops~!
Oh my god, this... this is so amazing~!
Lorraine looked at the shoes on Imelda's feet and felt that countless rays of light emitted from the ordinary shoes in an instant, almost blinding his golden eyes.
What is that~!
I saw that the shoes on the left and right of Imelda's feet were different. The left one was an ordinary flat shoe worn by nuns, and the right foot was actually... actually a shoe with a belt.
Men's leather shoes with high heels.
Oh my God~!
What a great land of mine~!
What does this mean?
This shows that there must be a man hiding in the room of Saint Imelda, the holy Imelda, the pious Imelda, the abbess of the convent.