When Lorraine saw their eager eyes, she couldn't help but want to laugh. This world is so fucking crazy. Every time you think someone is extremely stupid, there will always be a fool who jumps out.
Challenge the lower limit of IQ.
He immediately pointed the muzzle of the gun at the knight's head, and then shouted sternly: "Tell them all to get out~!"
Although the knight was lying on the ground, he was still extremely tyrannical. He greeted him with a sneer and said proudly: "I will not give such an order. If you dare, kill me."
The more he talked, the more confident he became. He stuck his head out, pressed the muzzle of the gun hard, and shouted in a hissing voice: "Come on, come on if you dare~!"
Lorraine watched the man use the despicable trick of rolling around commonly used by street thugs, and sighed: I had never seen such a stupid person before, and the gun was in his own hand.
Murderous intent flashed in his eyes, and he sneered: "As you wish~! I have killed many bishops, and I won't leave you alone."
Then he stepped on the knight's neck, moved the muzzle of the gun slightly downward, and pulled the trigger.
Just hear a loud "boom".
Everyone couldn't help but reflexively close their eyes. When they opened their eyes and looked again, they saw that the knight's right hand had been completely blown away, leaving only a blood stain on the ground.
Because the incident happened so suddenly, the knight seemed to feel no pain and looked at his severed hand in disbelief, as if what just happened was just a nightmare.
After a while, he finally raised his eyes, looked at Lorraine bitterly, and screamed at the top of his lungs: "You...you...you actually...actually dare...I...I don't
I will let you go, and my father will never let you go. My family will never let you go either~!"
Lorraine grinned, then shot him in the left hand again.
The knight was shocked immediately and screamed in pain. Then under the severe pain, his whole body curled up into a ball and kept howling and crying.
Lorraine ignored him. He just pulled the handguard with his left hand and loaded the bullet again. Then while looking at the knight, he whispered: "You still have two legs. Let's take our time."
When the knight heard this, he was immediately frightened and was no longer as tyrannical as before.
The world is like this. Many second-generation ancestors feel very happy and happy when they bully others. So they think that they are awesome and have two penises.
But when you really deal with him, let them know clearly that they are also fleshy and do not have two small penises. They will break bones when hit with a stick, bleed when pierced by a knife, and a bullet can still kill him.
life, they will collapse immediately.
I saw the knight moving back desperately and screaming: "No, no... don't... I don't want to die!"
The sound was so pitiful and shrill that it was unbearable to hear. Even animals couldn't help but feel soft after hearing it.
Lorraine is not a beast, so he has no mercy at all.
mbd~!
Now I know I'm scared. Just now, Sir Alex spoke to you in such a nice voice. What did your grandson do?
We have to wait until Sir Alex is serious about it before we know what is going on. Then what Sir Alex said before is so worthless~!
This made Sir Alex very angry, and the consequences were very serious~!
Lorraine raised his hand and fired at him with a shot, cursing: "You don't want it just because you said you don't want it? Sir, I still want to listen to you. Doesn't this show that Sir I am very shameless?"
The man screamed and hurriedly retracted his legs. Only then did he realize that Lorraine's shot just hit the ground and did not hit him.
Lorraine pointed to the door and said: "Get out of here now. I have a mysterious gift for the person running at the end~!"
As he spoke, he pulled the handguard on the gun hard and pushed another bullet into the chamber.
Seeing his dangerous move, the knights looked at each other, then turned around and fled, fearing that if they took a step too slow, Lorraine would give them a mysterious gift.
Lorraine watched everyone escape and couldn't help but spit on the ground and cursed: "A bunch of bastards who don't know the heights of the world. Is this where you bastards can just break in?
If your lordship doesn’t teach you a lesson, you really don’t know what your last name is~!”
Leo also waved his pistol and echoed loudly: "That's right, boss. These bastards actually came here to act wild. They all need to be taught a lesson, otherwise, they will really cause trouble.
~!"
This little guy also scolded them very harshly. You must know that only a bastard would stir up trouble. As soon as he said this, he obviously scolded those knights into a bunch of turtles and bastards.
Lorraine put away the weapon, glared at him angrily, and said: "Don't interrupt me here, tell me, what did you do? Why did they come to the door?"
Leo immediately paused.
He touched the back of his head, gave a haha, and then said: "How do I know this kind of thing? These bald guys have always been crazy. They probably ate too much poop and had brain cramps, so they came here to look for trouble.
You also know that these guys have mental problems."
Lorraine raised her hand and knocked him on the forehead, and said angrily: "I think you have a brain cramp, right? Tell me! Otherwise I will tell Nicole everything when I go back, and you will never be able to go out in this life."
"
Under his stern eyes, Leo's big black eyes were moving back and forth, and while he was thinking of excuses, he hesitated: "There's nothing left, there's really nothing left..."
He turned his head and saw Vera, who was shrinking as much as possible and sneaking next to her. Vera, like Leo, was also rolling her eyes and was about to grease her soles and run away. Leo's eyes suddenly lit up and he said, "I don't believe it.
If so, ask Vera. She is with me."
Vera was shocked when she heard this. She glared at Leo fiercely. She cursed in her heart: This little hooligan is really not a good person. In order to escape, he actually dragged himself into the water~!
But when he saw Lorraine looking at him, he felt guilty at the moment and stammered: "This... this... I... I... I was indeed with Leo last night, but, I...
…We really haven’t done anything bad anymore…”
Lorraine looked at Vera and sighed in her heart: This silly girl really can't lie, but with just these few words, her fair little face was already so red that she was about to bleed.
Vera didn't dare to raise her little head under his intense gaze. In the end, she had no choice but to bite the bullet and said: "I...don't I love art..."
Lorraine's eyes suddenly widened, and an ominous premonition rose in her heart.
This silly girl loves art, and it is true that she loves valuable works of art. Apart from eating snacks all day long, her only hobby is sleeping with a lot of shining gold coins.
But having said that, even though Vera is like this, she is already a rare and good girl in this world.
Because all women in this world are like this.
And many of them also have several more terrifying hobbies, such as Louis Vuitton clothes, Berluti shoes, Chanel cosmetics, handbags that love horse shit, don’t touch my luxury cars, first-class Tomson...
…
Each of those pieces of equipment is a god-level piece of equipment on the battlefield of Warcraft—the most powerful god-level piece of equipment among the legends.
The attack power is quite powerful. It comes with various killing effects, strong defense, and 800% skill reflection, and there is no level limit~!
Even a first-level soldier, as long as he is armed with these equipment, is like Dongfang Bubai getting the Sunflower Book. It can be said that if the Buddha blocks the Buddha, he will kill the Buddha, and if the God blocks the God, he will kill the God.
Across the world, I am the only one who is undefeated~!
Compared with them, Vera, who is half dragon blood, is like a pure lamb. As long as she holds a pocket of gold, she feels like the happiest person in the world.
Lorraine calmed down, and then said: "So..."
While Vera lowered her head and unconsciously made circles on the ground with her shiny patent leather shoes, she stammered: "So...so, last night, I...I went to visit the museum.
You also know that the evening is long..."
Lorraine looked at her without saying anything, then reached out and accurately picked up Leo's collar, who was trying to sneak away secretly, then picked him up and threw him onto the chair next to him.
Leo's butt hit the chair hard and he screamed in pain. Then he complained in a low voice and rubbed his butt. But then he saw Lorraine glance at him, and he hurriedly nodded and bowed, white and tender
A flattering smile appeared on her young face.
Lorraine saw Vera stop and had to ask: "What happened next?"
Vera put her hands behind her back and couldn't help but smile sheepishly and said: "I saw that their things were sitting there gathering dust, and no one came to clean them. Many things were almost broken. It was quite wasteful, so I just
Bring it to them and dust them off. Just do something good..."
Lorraine continued to ask: "What happened next?"
Vera glanced at him secretly, and then said bravely: "Later, later, when Leo and I were doing good deeds and dusting them, we accidentally took back a little bit... It was really just a little bit.
"
As she spoke, she stretched out her slender hand and made a hair-width distance between her index finger and thumb. Then she glanced at Lorraine timidly, and then quickly lowered her head in fear.
Lorraine snorted coldly and said, "How much is that little bit worth?"
Lester saw Lorraine interrogating his disciples like a thief. He couldn't help but feel a little unhappy at the moment and said: "Isn't it just a trip to the museum? What's so great about this.
When Leo took away my teapot, didn't I say anything?
Look how stingy these bastards are.
To get two souvenirs, you still have to wear them like this. It costs five coppers each on the street outside, and there is a three-guarantee service.
It's just a few small things. These bald guys have a lot of money, but I don't care about it.
Lorraine, please don’t pursue this trivial matter..."
When Vera saw the teacher helping her to speak, she immediately narrowed her big smiling eyes into two crescent moons. She kept nodding her head and said: "That's it, just... some small things? We are still picking up the inconspicuous ones."
Already."
Lorraine slammed the table and shouted angrily: "Say~!"
Vera immediately lowered her head and said quickly: "There's not much left. At most, maybe... probably... maybe... it's worth one or two hundred million gold coins. I haven't calculated the specifics..."
"Just tell me, it's only one...two...pff..." Lester immediately lost his breath and spurted out a mouthful of hot tea. He almost choked to death and exclaimed: "Yi~!"
He put his hands on his neck and struggled desperately for a while before he recovered.
Only then did Lester wake up.
He tremblingly pointed at Vera and Leo and said, "You... you looted the big museum...?"
Xiaobai yelled "ouch" from behind, nodded proudly, and waggled his long nose to show how big a pile he had brought back.
Leo slapped him in the face and said, "Shut up, no one will treat you as a mute if you don't speak."
Lester gasped and said: "Okay, okay, you two, ah~ actually stole into the big museum. This is really... this is really great~! Hahaha, hahaha~!
"
Lester threw back his neck and laughed heartily.
Everyone was stunned.
At this time, I heard Lester continue to say with excitement: "Tell me quickly. Did the happy prince's eyes gouge out? Where is the big diamond on King Arthur's sword? And there is also the staff of the saint.
That black crystal...
You two little scoundrels, you went to grab their things without taking me with you. This is so ungrateful. I was so kind to you in vain~!"
Speaking later, he even burst into tears and almost complained. He kept stomping his feet in regret and said: "Grandma, they put so many things in the museum, they are as stinky as a hundred thousand weasels, they are so showy."
I've long been pleased with them.
You said, ah, if you take me with you, we will wrap him up and make sure that there is not even a piece of toilet paper left for them in the end... And look at you, you haven't even wiped your hands and tail clean, and let people come to the door.
Come on, it’s not professional at all. If I go, they won’t be able to find out who did it.”
Leo was a born politician. He climbed up whenever he saw a pole. He immediately said with a smile: "That's right, evil-minded old man, I still like what you say, but there are still people around who say let's do it."
Isn’t it beautiful? If I take you with me, you will be tired of following us and being blamed..."
While he was talking in a sinister voice, he kept rolling his big eyes and winking at Lester, intending to back him up.
Lester looked back and saw Lorraine's livid face. He couldn't help but give a haha, thinking: It's really unethical to be caught doing bad things.
However, Lester was also unreasonable and wanted to take three points. He immediately said: "Now that this matter has come out, it depends on how to make up for it in the future. But no matter what, they just rushed forward like this.
It's wrong to come in."
Lorraine couldn't help but sigh. Although he knew that Leo and Vera were bold masters, he didn't expect that they would dare to put their idea on the head of the big museum. Why didn't I think of it?
He looked at Vera and Leo's triumphant expressions, and angrily gave one of them a violent shudder on the head, and cursed in a low voice: "Two idiots, they only steal things, but they don't know how to set fire to them afterwards."
?~!!!
As long as the fire breaks out, there will be no proof for many things. Even if they dig out the truth, they can deny it categorically.
It's better now, let's have someone block the door~!
Thanks to having been with me for so many years, you guys are really... not professional at all."
He glanced outside, and sure enough, he saw that the knights did not leave, but stood outside and wandered around, unable to move away. They were like dog-skin plasters, clinging to him tightly.
Vera and Leo both said "ouch" and then started rubbing their heads. They looked at each other and Leo said regretfully: "Just forget about this."
Then he looked up at Lorraine with an expression of admiration and said: "The boss is worthy of being the boss, he is so poisonous!"
Vera also looked at Lorraine with big watery blue eyes, and nodded in agreement.
Lorraine curled her lips and thought to herself: Do you think I can bypass you by flattering you twice?
He glanced at Leo, and then said: "70%~!"
Leo was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously covered his wallet and said, "What did you say?"
Lorraine stretched out her hand and said: "I want 70% of what you brought~!"
Leo's eyes widened immediately and he shouted loudly: "Go and grab it~!
Is it easy for us to make two small bucks? Ah~~!!!
I stayed up most of the night and worked hard. I wonder if I don’t get enough sleep and my body won’t grow. I wonder if I don’t get enough sleep and will I get acne?
You have to climb through the window and climb the wall. Do you think it is easy to pull the gem from the hilt of the sword~!
You also risked being caught and chased to earn it. You, the lion, want 70% of the money. Do you want to live?"
Lorraine stretched out her hand, pointed at the guards outside the window, and said coldly: "Okay, just risk being caught again.
Now they are also waiting for the heavyweights to come and intercede. By that time, you will be blocked in the room with the thieves and the stolen goods, and it is guaranteed that you will be empty-handed. "
Leo thought for a while, then bared his little white teeth, put on a smile, and said: "Boss, don't be like this, even if you don't tell us, we will give it to you. Thirty percent, how about thirty percent?
According to the rules of the world, the person responsible for 'collecting the wind' can only have a maximum of 20%. I've already given you an extra 10%... It's very interesting, boss. This is shared by Sister Vera and I. I still have it in my hand.
You have to support a poor brother, so you can’t just let the brothers just drink soup, right?”
Although the young master is a prince, he has been around the world for a long time since he was a child. He is also very familiar with the rules there. The slang he speaks is both honest and accurate.
Lorraine thought for a moment and said: "Sixty-five percent."
Leo stretched out his hand and said: "Forty percent~!"
Lorraine said: "Sixty percent~!"
Leo: "50%~!"
"Fifty-five percent~!"
"Deal~!"
After Leo finished speaking, he suddenly realized something was wrong. He worked hard for a long time, but in the end he only got a small head.
But the young father-in-law is also extremely single. Although he feels distressed, he considers that he is also the CEO of a multinational monopoly group and a person with status.
Now that the business is done, no matter how hard you spit, you will still be treated as a nail, and you will never regret it.
Lorraine looked at his frustrated look and smiled secretly in her heart, saying: "Okay. Don't be sad. What does that say? By the way, if you don't suffer a loss, you can't gain experience points, right?
You see, you wanted to learn robbery from me back then? But now you have learned how to answer... Well, no. You can go out and do it by yourself.
Are there many opportunities to make a fortune in the future?"
Leo immediately became energetic and said: "You are right. We have many opportunities to make a fortune. It is said that there are a lot of good things in the Magic Association... It seems that any notebook there can be worth hundreds or tens of thousands."
Leo swept away the previous decline, his big eyes shone again, and he rubbed his fleshy little hands. Looking at it, he wished he could do it again now.
Lester was immediately startled and said: "Hey, hey, Leo, you little gangster, please be more honest. Many of the things in the Magic Association are extremely dangerous. Maybe if you touch that one,
It will turn you into a little mouse."
Leo's eyes immediately lit up and he said, "Really, really? Can you turn into a mouse?"
Lester looked at his innocent and bright eyes and suddenly felt a little regretful. It was as if what he said had aroused his interest even more.
Lorraine interjected and said: "Where have you put those things? You know they don't have a big shot coming forward now, so we can still block it. If a while, they move that old guy from Obachm here and make friends with us.
, at that time, it will be difficult to handle.”
Leo was also shocked and said: "That's right. That evil-hearted old man is the worst. Just like a pyramid scheme, he won't stop until he defrauds all the money in his pocket.
"
After hearing his comments, Lester couldn't help but praise him immediately, saying: "He is indeed a royal child and the number one princeling. He really has a discerning eye. He can see through the old guy's true nature at a glance."
Leo grinned with joy, but he remained humble and said: "Haha, just so-so, just so-so. Just a little bit better than the average person. Hahaha, just keep praising me.
.I won’t be proud either, hahaha..."
Lorraine said angrily: "Okay, why don't you be proud? Your back teeth are about to be exposed. Tell me where the thing is, we have to hide it quickly."
Everyone came to Vera's room at the back.
As soon as she entered the door, Lorraine felt a burst of dazzling light, which made her eyes hurt as if they were blinded.
He hurriedly closed his eyes, and after a long time, he slowly opened them.
What a touching scene that is~!
The countless treasures were piled up like a hill, shining with dazzling colorful lights.
That light is more beautiful and moving than the bright stars in the night sky.
Dreamlike, charming and beautiful.
Lorraine couldn't help but sigh. Leo, that little gangster, was indeed a rare genius who could only be seen in a century. He actually robbed so many things at once~!
But this is too much, how can I hide it?
Leo touched his chin, thought about it awkwardly, and then said: "I don't remember that Vera has a space ring..."
Vera and Lorraine said in unison: "That won't work~!"