Chapter six hundred and fourteenth thief, not thief
Chapter 614: Theft, not theft
After hearing St. Paul's question, Lorraine pretended to be stunned.
Lorraine's acting skills have been proven for a long time, and she is basically self-taught.
In order to hide private money and frame each other with Leo, Lorraine's acting talent was gradually discovered through long-term battles of wits with several girls. Although it is not even close to the level of Adele, the number one actress in mainland China, it is still
Basically, he can't fool the girls around him, but he is still enough to deal with the people of the Holy See.
After putting on a surprised expression, Lorraine said: "Who admits it and what? Why admit it? Even though you are the Pope, you can't frame others randomly. You can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense.
We are all familiar with each other, but you are so careless and unjust, believe it or not, I will sue you for slander~!"
St. Paul's face was livid with anger and his lips were purple. His whole body was trembling, and he wanted to grab the wooden stick in his hand and hit Lorraine's head with a row of bumps.
Lorraine looked at her cheap father-in-law, and she felt a burst of joy in her heart. She cursed in her heart: I want you to be Fa Hai, and make things difficult for me. Look at Sir, I will never be mad at you~!
Maybe that sentence is true. The old father who raised his daughter and the thief who stole his daughter are natural enemies.
At this time, I heard a burst of chaos behind me, with several people shouting incomprehensibly.
Lorraine turned around and saw a slim young girl wearing a cardinal's costume, and a white-haired old man wearing casual clothes rushing over from outside.
It is Hilmeria and Obachm.
They also got the news and hurried over.
But as soon as they reached the door, they were politely stopped outside by a group of attendants.
Obachm was furious. He hadn't even slept well in the past two days, and he was holding back an evil fire in his heart.
He looked at the attendant in front of him and shouted sternly: "Hey, grandson~! Let me pass. Believe it or not, grandpa, I will copy the holy book right now and scream in your face~!"
As he said this, the tiger's body trembled, and the tyrannical aura of a gangster spread wildly.
He knew that this disaster was even greater than yesterday's. If he were not careful, the Holy See would be doomed. Therefore, he was extremely decisive at this time. In order to rush for time, he did not even give up the majesty of the great cardinal and spoke slanderous words.
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The attendant could only smile bitterly at the moment, but he also had orders. Before receiving other orders, he still stopped Obachm and refused to let him pass. In desperation, he could only bow and salute repeatedly.
Obachm snorted coldly and was about to take action and force his way through.
At this time, I heard a gust of wind blowing past my ears, "Huh".
Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a black shadow flying past.
Then there was a loud sound of ‘Pa~!’.
Immediately afterwards, a scream sounded.
Two thin streams of bright red liquid shot upward.
Obachm looked over again and saw that the attendant had covered his face with his hands and fell to the ground. There was a thick holy book scattered beside him, and blood was bleeding from his nose.
Next to her, Hilmeria moved her white wrists and said angrily: "You bastard, how dare you stop me. Open your dog eyes and see clearly, can you stop my aunt? Get out of my way."
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Obviously, she had just used the thick holy book to shout on the other person's face. Her technique was clean and neat, without any sloppiness. From lifting the holy book to patting the attendant's face, it was completely lightning-fast.
With such force, before the servant's nerve signals have even reached the brain, the thick and simple holy book has drawn a mysterious and perfect arc, hitting the middle of the servant's handsome face, knocking him down with one move.
On the ground.
You must know that this sacred book is ranked first among the top ten weapons, just like the bricks.
Why are those priests so awesome? First, they rely on their thick skin, and second, they rely on the holy scriptures in their hands.
When you go out, the government doesn't allow you to bring bricks with you casually, but if you bring a holy book, there is no such weapon, and it has the same killing effect. It also brings 80% of the spiritual attack.
Duandi is very powerful.
When priests travel home, they must carry two weapons with them, a holy staff and a holy book.
This is an absolute killer.
The source of strength for pastors to be victorious in every battle.
Compared with turning the head, the Holy Code is thick and wide enough, and it is easy to hold, and there is no problem in taking front and side shots.
And unlike bricks, which are stereotyped and have crude and simple images, the Holy Scriptures are beautifully made.
In addition, if the regular version is not lethal enough, there is also a hard-covered hardcover version, which is as hard as a brick. If that is not enough, the Holy See also releases a collector's edition with iron binding, although it is expensive.
A little bit of it can guarantee great value for money.
If these are still not satisfactory, no problem, the Holy See also has a limited commemorative edition made of all metal, and also provides humanized services. It can be customized according to three specifications: iron, silver, and gold, and the size and thickness can be customized by the individual.
Specify.
You can imagine that once a war breaks out, while the opponent is still looking for bricks on the ground, you will pick up the iron-bound collector's edition of the holy book, shout, 'I will punish you on behalf of God the Father~!', and then
Zihu went over and slapped him to the ground. How much advantage did he have in terms of technical equipment just for this one thing?
Hilmeria is usually gentle, kind and benevolent, and she always seems to speak softly, but she is also a bad-tempered person at heart. Otherwise, she would not be the deputy captain of the picket team in Maple Leaf Danlin and become everyone's talk.
The strong woman with a change of heart would not have dared to cast a sacrificial spell when she was trapped in the dense forest, and would have perished with the enemy.
This time when she came to the Holy City, almost nothing went smoothly. People around her were trying to make things difficult for her from beginning to end, which certainly made her very angry.
After she neatly slapped the attendant to the ground, with the people around her looking completely dumbfounded, she picked up the corner of her skirt, raised her high heels, and kicked the attendant hard twice.
When the attendants next to her saw her, they all started to sweat profusely. This aunt became tough, and she was indeed tough enough.
Although these people do not know the relationship between this heroine and the Pope, they also know that she will soon be canonized and become the youngest and first female red archbishop in history. It is not something they, the little attendants, can offend.
of.
They all hurriedly came forward, smiling and trying to persuade them. However, they still stopped in front of the two of them, not daring to let them go casually.
While they were noisy, Saint Paul looked back and frowned.
It was because those two people were too close to Lorraine that he deliberately didn't let anyone notify them. He didn't know how the two people got the news quickly and rushed over, but now he saw the anxious look on Hilmeria's face.
With a look on his face, he knew it was too late to think about separating them at this time.
He sighed, feeling pain in his head, and said loudly: "Invite them to come over~~"
Hearing the big boss speak, the attendants breathed a sigh of relief. They had been waiting for these words for a long time, and then they quickly moved out of the way.
The two men stepped forward.
Obachm came to the front, said hello to Saint Paul, and then looked at the line of words on the statue of the Holy Father. At that moment, his eyes darkened with anger, and he almost lost his temper.
Is it so provocative?
I stole something and left a message like this.
You are obviously treating everyone like fools~!
This is a blatant mockery of the Vaticans as idiots.
Hilmeria looked at it and couldn't help but laugh or cry. She touched her forehead with her hand and sighed in distress. Originally, she still wanted to intercede, but now the words were written on the wall. No matter how she interceded, it would still be useless.
It doesn't work anymore.
At this time, St. Paul looked at Lorraine and said in a deep voice: "Count, since Archbishop Obachm is here too, you must give me an explanation now in front of everyone."
Lorraine also raised an eyebrow and asked: "Explanation? What explanation? Why should we explain?"
St. Paul was also furious. He pointed at the words on the wall angrily, as if pointing at a piece of dog shit, and said: "About the explanation of this word."
Lorraine walked over immediately, and then read word by word: "'The person who stole this treasure traveled alone for thousands of miles. Lei Guangguang, and Bai Guangguang, a good man does things, and a good man should be a good man. There is nothing like Leo, the young prince of the Ruman Empire."
relationship.'"
He paused for a moment, and then praised: "This character is well written. The iron hook is silver, the pen is as powerful as flying, the face is sinewy and willowy, and the signature is also painted with squiggles. It is very beautiful. You can tell it is a person at a glance.
He is a master of calligraphy. People say that his calligraphy is like a human being. Just by looking at it, you can tell that the person who wrote this calligraphy is a straightforward and bold real man. Not bad, not bad..."
After hearing this, Xiaobai raised his head proudly.
Leo looked at it and hurriedly slapped it with a slap, giving it a fierce look, and gave Xiaobai a vicious look to signal it not to reveal its secrets.
And St. Paul almost fainted from anger, not to mention Lorraine deliberately interrupting, he was looking around. Just the broken words were crooked, like a little earthworm looking for its mother.
Leo's ugly calligraphy was directly learned from Lorraine. Their handwriting was often taken out and laughed at by girls. Leo could write these words so that people could recognize them, but it was not easy.
Even being praised like this by him, you knew that this bastard had opened his eyes and was telling lies. It was obvious that they didn't take it seriously at all.
He took a deep breath, calmed down as much as possible, and said, "That's what I meant. What did you say?"
Lorraine spread his hands and said: "You shouldn't ask me this question, right? You should ask the thief. He actually dared to take responsibility and left his name. He is indeed a good man to the letter~! Dare to
It’s good to act bravely.”
St. Paul was so angry that he felt dizzy. He felt that all his blood was rushing to his brain. He shouted angrily: "Do you think we are fools? It's obvious that you stole this~"
Lorraine was also rude and shouted: "Are you fools? The thief has already made it so obvious, but you still doubt us."
St. Paul paused for a moment.
Lorraine pointed to the writing on the icon and said, "Look carefully. The thief left the writing specifically to prevent you from doubting us again and hurting innocent people. You actually want to frame us~!"
St. Paul said angrily: "This is obviously because you don't have three hundred taels of silver here."
Lorraine said: "We? Could we be so stupid? If I really did it, I would still be able to leave suspicion for you to doubt us. It is too low of my level. Besides, last night, your people came to us
They set fire to a VIP hotel. Gee, the scene was not small at all. Did they find any stolen goods?
No?
Even if we are thieves, your people are like herding sheep and have been making trouble all night. Do we have that time?
Not to mention, the brave and violent thief now took the initiative to leave a handwriting explaining the situation. To say the least, he had bad intentions and deliberately led you to doubt.
And you really believe that you are being led by the nose by him~!
Your IQ is as good as that of a pig!"
As he spoke, he raised his head, looked at the angry eyes of everyone, and immediately changed his words and said: "I'm sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't have insulted the pig. It is smarter than you guys~!"
An attendant next to him shouted loudly: "Stop sophistry. You are the ones who stole it~!"
Leo didn't show any weakness at the moment and shouted loudly: "We didn't steal~! We didn't steal~!"
Xiaobai also kept yelling and helping.
The attendant shouted: "After stealing something, we still write such a letter that there is no money here. Do you think we are fools?"
Lorraine also said loudly: "You dare to say that you are not fools? If the thief deliberately wrote it to make you suspicious, but you were fooled and came to question us. Do you think you are fools?"
The man blushed for a moment and shouted loudly: "You are the ones who stole it."
Lorraine said: "You said yes, that's right. Where's the evidence? The Grand Museum said it was us that time, and framed us this time. Who do you think we are? Boy, show us the evidence, or I'll sue you for infringing on the honor of the nobility."
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Everyone in the Holy See was stunned.
Yes, where is the evidence?
Although everyone knows that those things were stolen by them, but what about the things?
Those things were not just one or two pieces, but a whole box or a whole truck.
After taking stock of the losses in large museums, they naturally knew how much was lost. No matter how powerful these people are, where can they hide?
Everyone searched everywhere they could, but nothing suspicious was found.
Everyone was silent for a moment when they thought of this.
Lorraine saw them shaken and said loudly: "A bunch of idiots. Not to mention last night, the thief might have done it the night before~!
You guys are like crazy, you are just here to cause trouble for us, but you don't want to find the real thief~!
I would like to ask, why is this?
Do the nobles of the Ruman Empire receive this kind of treatment in the Holy See when they are suspected of being thieves? Should the imperial governor who helped the Holy See spread the light of God the Father throughout the grasslands and civilized hundreds of thousands of orcs receive this kind of treatment?
Not to mention that I don’t agree, even the millions of orcs behind me and the hundreds of millions of people in the empire also don’t agree~!”
This is not only reasoning, but also a threat to Chi Guoguo.
Everyone was silent at the moment, feeling dark in their hearts. The identities of the people opposite were not simple. They were all big shots who stomped their feet to shake the mountains. If the wrong person was suspected, it would be a serious violation of reputation, and the Holy See would also have to suffer.
Walk around.
Everyone secretly thought: "Did we really suspect the wrong person?"
Lorraine took a step forward, scanned the crowd, and said solemnly: "Could it be that there is a traitor among you? Deliberately giving wrong guidance? Before you doubt us, you should check your internal affairs first. According to experience, most of these things are done by moles.
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Everyone couldn't help but look at each other for a moment. Under Lorraine's gaze, they even took a timid step back.
No matter who it is, they cannot bear the charge of being the traitor of the treasure thief.
Faced with Lorraine's aggressive attitude, St. Paul was speechless for a moment.
Lorraine couldn't help snorting coldly at the moment. Although he found that he had successfully turned the other party's attention away, he still did not give up and continued: "You have nothing to say, right?"
"Everyone is here to fool around. You have to pay attention to evidence in everything you do. What is written on this was not stolen by Leo. You think it was stolen by Leo. If it says 'not taken by the Thief of Light',
Do you suspect that the God of Light stole it?"
When everyone heard the mention of the God of Light in his words, they all lowered their heads and murmured prayers.
Lorraine couldn't help but cursed in a low voice: "A bunch of stupid guys~!"
Obachm finished watching Lorraine's performance and walked over. He whispered: "Lorraine, what is going on? Did you do it?"
Lorraine shrugged and said, "I don't know."
This sentence is very well said. Did you do it yourself, but you don’t know? Could it be that you were sleepwalking at the time?
Obachm thought for a moment, then turned to look at Leo.
Leo suddenly flashed his big black and white eyes twice, and then said: "Don't look at me. If it says it was not us, it wasn't us. If you don't believe it, search me~!"
As he said that, he stood on the spot and raised his hands high. The young master looked upright and upright, worthy of heaven and earth, and not afraid of the other party finding any evidence.
Xiaobai watched from the side and hurriedly raised his long nose. He also closed his eyes in a grand manner. It was extremely aboveboard to allow the other party to come and search him~!
Everyone couldn't help but smile bitterly when they saw it.
Not to mention the True Cross, even the Eternal Light on top is as big as a fist.
Moreover, in summer, everyone wears thin clothes, and whatever stuff is stuffed on their bodies will easily show their shape.
Although that little fat man is fat and white, if there is something hidden on his body, it will not be obvious.
The little elephant next to it wore a silk shawl on its back, and the big pockets on both sides were bulging, so it was very possible that there was something hidden inside.
But when I looked at it, it would grow a nose from time to time. I took out an apple from the bag and chewed it. Then I took out an orange and chewed it. Then I took out a banana and ate the almond.
, and then threw the leather on the ground.
No matter how you see it or feel, it is impossible to hide the True Cross in that big bag.
Of course, the more important thing is that everyone considers another more important issue.
Although there are no canines in its big mouth, the back molars look like small millstones. If you stick your hand in, it will definitely not heal~!
If you reach into its pocket and feel it, it will sniff here, then grab your hand, and stuff it directly into its mouth without looking at it, pretending to be chewing sweet and sour pork ribs. Eat the meat.
, then chew the brittle bones, smack the marrow twice more, and finally spit out the remaining bone residue...
When they thought of this, everyone couldn't help but shudder. Although the Holy See's medical skills are unparalleled in the world, they have not yet reached the point where bones are raw.
At this time, St. Paul looked at Lorraine coldly and remained silent.
Lorraine also looked back at him coldly, without saying a word.
Hilmeria looked at the two of them next to her and couldn't help but feel a headache again. How come these two people are always like black-eyed chickens, always fighting?
She hesitated for a moment and was about to step forward to smooth things over.
At this moment, St. Paul raised his hand coldly and said: "In that case, excuse me for disturbing you. Please come and ask the count to go back."
The words were unusually cold and hard. Although he was polite, his tone revealed an unkindness.
The only difference between not explicitly saying, ‘Get out of here!’ and pointing at your nose and swearing is that there is only a wall between them.
However, Lorraine also flicked his sleeves, said haha, and said: "Haha, you are busy with your business, I just want to go back and catch up on some sleep."
St. Paul sneered and said, "I won't send it away."
Lorraine raised the index finger of her right hand, touched her forehead lightly, and said, "You're welcome."
With that said, he turned around and said to Lester and the others: "Let's go, let's go back quickly, so as not to hinder them, who are experts in cutting raw pork, from investigating the case.
From today on, everyone will stay in the house and not go out, so as not to be wronged by them again and they will plant something wrong on us."
Leo was shocked and said: "You are not allowed to go out even one step. What if you want to commit suicide?"
Lorraine glared at him angrily and said, "That's so lame, so lame!"
"Ah..." Leo's eyes widened and he screamed.
Lorraine ignored him and walked towards the door.
He took two steps, suddenly stopped again, and then said to the attendants: "By the way, let me remind you of something. According to my estimation, since the thief is called Wanli Lonexing or something, even though the name behind it is, Lei Guang
Light and white light…”
He pondered for a moment, and then continued: "Only one person can walk alone for thousands of miles. So... So what you are looking for is a person, his name is 'Lei Guangguang and Bai Guangguang',
Since it’s such a weird name, it should be easy to find. Of course, this is just my personal opinion. It’s up to you whether you want to hear it or not~!
Farewell."
After saying that, he led everyone away.
Everyone's faces turned pale with anger. They had seen people slapped in the face, but never so hard.
Just forget it if you steal something. After stealing, you still leave a note. This is already a slap in the face. But if you say this again now, it is obvious that you are treating the guy as a fool and then tricking him into a smelly ditch.
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St. Paul looked at their backs and raised his chin coldly.
There were fifty attendants and guards nearby who immediately took the order and came out, and they followed Lorraine closely.
Due to repeated thefts, they had lost face. In grief and anger, these guards swore that they must be closely monitored 24 hours a day and never give them any opportunity to take advantage of them.
Hilmeria looked at it, glanced at the Pope secretly, and then hurriedly chased him out.
Obachm looked at their backs thoughtfully, and suddenly a very bold idea came to his mind.
Immediately, even he himself was a little shocked by this idea.