She looked at Lorraine, like a fox looking at a tender and fat chick, and suddenly smiled slyly, and then raised her voice: "Lord Grok, please go back. I don't want to see you again.
Please don’t pester me again.”
The knight was stunned for a moment, and then said in a solemn voice: "Why...why? Fiona, my dear Fiona, if it is really my fault, I am willing to sincerely apologize to you. I pray for your magnanimous forgiveness.
, you know I can’t live without you, leaving you is like being without sunshine..."
The knight opened his mouth and said a lot of extremely disgusting words, which made everyone in the carriage feel sick to their stomachs. This stuff was so polluting their ears.
Leo opened his mouth, made an expression as if he was about to vomit, and then made a hand gesture, indicating whether he wanted to kill the guy who was making the noise.
Vera blocked her ears with her hands, frowned her beautiful brows, and looked at Lorraine pitifully with a grimace.
Lorraine also frowned. In this era, he was still using such old-fashioned words to pick up girls, and he even sang an aria. He was as pretentious as he wanted. No wonder he was scared away by other girls. This guy looked like
An uneducated person, and only those who have read two erotic novels on the street that don't even have the author's name, can show off their literary talents like this.
Lorraine really wished she could teach him the real skills of picking up girls first, rather than letting the lord lord scream and feel disgusted.
At the very least, you have to show off your youthful style and do something like "Put my hand through your black hair" or something like that.
Fiona showed a very embarrassed expression. Her suitor's price dropped so much that she was also very ashamed.
Fiona sighed softly, with a rather melancholy tone in her tone, interrupting the long lyrical speech of the knight outside, and said quietly: "Do you really want to know the reason?"
But at the same time, she winked at Lorraine playfully, bright and cunning.
Leo watched on the side and shuddered immediately. This look was so familiar. Melina usually had this expression when she was torturing Leo and being blamed, and then she would be in bad luck.
Leo subconsciously covered his wallet with one hand and his butt with the other.
He really couldn't figure out why after crossing an ocean, the women he met all looked the same. They were all so good at acting, doing one thing in front of him and another behind his back. More importantly, it was impossible to tell them apart.
True or false, he was born to be a politician.
The young man even suspected that these women all had a devil-like long tail with a triangular tip on their buttocks.
When the girl smiled, Leo had already seen a Spanish lasso with a steel wire firmly put on the head of the poor knight outside, and he was waiting for the next moment to tie him up tightly.
Slowly tighten his neck.
Faced with Fiona's problem, it is impossible for a man to make the second choice.
Although the knight outside was a playboy, he had experienced many experiences. Hearing Fiona's tone, he had an ominous premonition in his heart. It seemed that the position of city lord was getting further and further away from him.
But at this time, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and said firmly: "Yes, I want to know."
Fiona sighed immediately, then stretched out her slender toes, kicked Leo who was sitting next to Lorraine, and whispered to Leo: "You little fat guy, give me some space.
"
Leo immediately glared and said, "Why, besides, I'm not fat at all..."
But before he could finish speaking, he immediately saw the young girl squeezing over with a gust of fragrance. Her airs were not at all ladylike.
Leo hurriedly moved away and climbed over Xiaobai using both hands and feet. If he took one step slower, he would be sitting on his butt.
He waved his fist bitterly and said, "What are you doing? Such a big ass is very dangerous."
"You... hum!" The girl also snorted coldly and said: "You dare to say that to me, girl, this is my carriage. If you don't obey me, you can get off and walk~!"
Leo paused for a moment, and then he remembered that this was on someone else's territory. He immediately changed his expression, smiled and said: "Haha, I just said that casually, don't care, don't care, hahahaha..."
Fiona looked at Leo and snorted proudly, then grabbed Lorraine and said: "Lei Luo, right? Look at your beautiful eyebrows, this face... and your figure...
…I’m getting by pretty well. Today I’m going to give you a little advantage, pretend to be my boyfriend, and chase that toad away. Listen, cooperate with me, or you’ll just walk to Caribbean Harbor.”
As he said that, he hugged one of Lorraine's arms with both hands and held it tightly in his arms.
Lorraine immediately felt her arms squeezing the girl's plump breasts tightly. Then, a bone-crushing softness and amazing elasticity came from her arms, as gentle and beautiful as spring water.
.
"This girl has a good figure~!" Lorraine couldn't help but feel confused for a moment, and then she woke up.
Lord Luo looked at the girl's pretty face, and almost couldn't hold it in anymore. Vera gave Lorraine a hard kick from underneath, trampling Lorraine awake.
Lorraine said sternly: "I'm sorry, miss. Although you are very beautiful, I am honored to help you. But as an upright person, lying is not in line with my principles and the principles of life.
Do you know what I hate most, apart from lying, is fake and shoddy products, and those pirate dealers who give birth to sons without buttholes?
It is these guys who are causing harm to the country and the people, and hindering social progress. They are digging into the corners of the country and becoming parasites on the people. If we pull them all out and hang them, the whole world will suddenly achieve peace."
Fiona nibbled her bright red and full cherry lips, and looked at Lorraine with a strange look, with some admiration and some appreciation.
Vera covered her mouth to prevent herself from laughing, then stuck out her tongue and made a face at Lorraine.
Leo curled his lips and made another motion to vomit.
Fiona murmured: "I don't see it, but you are quite principled. You don't tell lies. In this materialistic era, there are fewer and fewer people who can adhere to principles like this."
After saying that, he sighed softly again. But this time the sigh was extremely deep, and even Xiao Bai could feel that it came from deep in his heart.
Looking at her regretful expression, Lorraine coughed slightly, and then said: "So..."
Fiona was stunned and said: "So...so what?"
Lorraine looked at Fiona in front of her and said seriously: "So, if you want me to do it, I will really be your boyfriend. Otherwise, there is no need to talk. I have always kept my word and never lied.
.”
Fiona paused for a moment, then opened her eyes wide and looked at Lorraine in disbelief. Her expression was like seeing something impossible.
Leo has never seen a person's eyes open so wide and round. They are not much worse than Xiaobai's eyes.
Fiona looked at Lorraine in surprise. Seeing that he still had a tense and solemn look on his face, she finally couldn't help but burst into laughter.
She giggled until she stopped breathing. She leaned on the chair and kept hitting the cushion with her fists, but she couldn't stop laughing. She could only cover her belly with both hands, and finally laughed without stopping.
The place where I live is screaming in pain.
Finally, while laughing, she pointed at Lorraine's nose and cursed through gritted teeth: "I...I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen you so shameless.
What he said was more beautiful than what he sang, but he was full of bad ideas. He actually made the idea... and hit me on the head.
Ouch, ouch, I have no energy left to laugh, hahahaha..."
Lorraine looked at her innocently and said, "Girl, you asked me to pretend. I just expressed my opinion. I just told the truth. Can you blame me?"
Fiona paused for a moment, then raised her head and glanced at Lorraine, then she couldn't help but lay down on the chair again, and burst out laughing.
At this time, the knight outside the car also heard that something was wrong. He became suspicious and shouted loudly: "Fiona, who are you talking to? There is someone else in the car, right?"
Having said this, he couldn't help but look nervous, and then he reached out and pulled out the long sword from his waist.
After hearing this, Fiona remembered that there were people outside waiting to be dismissed. She hurriedly stopped her smile and sat up. Then she hugged Lorraine's arm tightly with both hands. Then she glared at Lorraine fiercely.
Said: "Don't let me use your brain~! I will reward you when it is done."
At this moment, there was a "pop, pop, pop, pop" sound from the car door.
The knight slapped hard and shouted loudly: "Fiona, open the door, open the door~! Are you okay? Open the door quickly. Otherwise I will break down the door."
Immediately afterwards, he slapped the car door louder. As he slapped hard, the car door was overwhelmed and almost broke.
Fiona looked at it and said loudly: "Okay, okay. I'll just open the door. Really, I owed you bastards in my previous life~!"
As he said that, he glared at Lorraine fiercely again. But there was a hint of mysterious smile in the corner of that beautiful mouth.
As the car door opened, Lord Grok was surprised to see Fiona clinging to her like a bird, happily nestled in the arms of a pretty girl.
In shock, he couldn't help but take a step back and said: "This... what on earth is going on? How is this possible!"
Fiona sighed softly, and then said: "Originally, I didn't want to tell you. Seeing how hard you are working, I don't want to hurt you, but now I can't tell you. In fact, I have always had a man.
Friend's.
At the beginning, he carried a heavy responsibility and went to a distant place, but we had made a private decision for life in the back garden, so we were waiting for him as always, and now he is back. So..."
Maybe it was for acting, or maybe it was because the hug felt really good. Unknowingly, she hugged Lorraine's arm harder, so that Lorraine's arm almost fell into the plump waves.
.
When Dark Lord Grok saw this touching scene, he was immediately stunned and said in surprise: "You..."
Fiona pinched Lorraine's arm and motioned for him to speak quickly.
Lorraine grinned at the knights outside, shook her finger at him, and said, "Sorry, you're out."
Dark Lord Grok couldn't help but hesitated again, and said: "You... what did you say? Oil, what's so special about it?"
Then he pointed at Lorraine angrily and said, "Please explain it clearly to me."
Leo looked at it and couldn't help but said: "You don't understand this? This is a remark, which means that you are out. You don't even know the remark. It is very popular now. How can you pretend to be a noble with this quality?
.Chi~!”
After talking about it, the young prince raised his nostrils and "sneered" disdainfully at the knight.
Only then did Dark Lord Grok notice that there were two other people next to him, and a monster with its huge butt facing him.
He looked at Leo, pointed at the little fat man in surprise, and said, "You...you..."
He looked at Fiona again and said, "Who is he? Could it be that..."
Dark Lord Grok shouted loudly: "You even have a son~?"
Fiona hesitated and looked back at the little fat man. Suddenly her face turned red and she spat hard, saying: "Bah, you just gave birth to such a fat son. He must be at least ten years old."
…”
Leo immediately said angrily: "Eleven, I am eleven this year."
Fiona immediately added: "He is eleven years old this year. How old is this girl? I am only nineteen this year~" Fiona glared at Dark Lord Grok and said loudly: "You will have a son when you are eight years old.
Ah~!”
The knights behind Dark Lord Grok burst into laughter.
Grok took a long breath and said: "It's okay, it's okay."
He paused for a moment, then changed his tone and continued: "Huh? Who is he to you? You don't have a brother."
Leo pointed at Lorraine and said, "Let me introduce myself. He is my boss and I am his brother-in-law."
Grok was confused for a moment. He looked at Fiona and said, "Isn't that still your brother? Your father, who is so afraid of his wife, also had a mistress outside and raised an illegitimate child?"
Fiona was furious for a moment and said: "Your father is just outside having a mistress and raising an illegitimate child..."
At this point, she suddenly understood. She looked at Lorraine and whispered: "You...you have a girlfriend? Otherwise, where did your brother-in-law come from?"
Lorraine shrugged and said: "They are far away. The sky is high and the emperor is far away, so they can't care about us. And without anyone to accompany us, life will be a little lonely."
Fiona lost her voice and said: "She...them?"
When she saw Lorraine nodding her head naturally, her teeth were itching with hatred: it was rare that her aunt found a fake boyfriend. For a moment, she even thought that this pretty boy was really her boyfriend, or maybe he was her boyfriend.
A good choice.
Who knew that this guy actually had a girlfriend. And there was more than one~! How many of them could they be?
It's really a waste of all the love you just felt.
You have a girlfriend and you dare to hang out with me.
If Grok hadn't been there, she would have pounced on Lorraine and bit Lorraine twice. It would be best to chew it up and then swallow it into her stomach to satisfy her hatred~!
Lorraine looked at her grinding her teeth, and then reminded her softly: "Hey, that toad is still watching outside~!"
Fiona woke up immediately. Then she glanced at Dark Lord Grok, and saw the dementia on his face. It was obvious that he hadn't woken up from the shock. She couldn't help but secretly rejoice: Fortunately, the trick was not exposed~!
Leo looked at the knight dumbfounded and couldn't help but be very curious. Then he stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his face and said: "Hey, are you dead? You can't bear this kind of blow, and you still behave like others.
Picking up girls~anybodyhome?”
Only then did Grok slowly wake up.
In shock, he pointed at Lorraine tremblingly and said to Fiona: "Fina, you just... just heard it. He has a girlfriend. And there are more than one. This is a scam.
He's a pretty boy who loves women. You can't be fooled by him."
Fiona gritted her teeth and looked at Lorraine. But when she saw Lorraine baring her four big white teeth and smiling brightly, she couldn't help but feel angry and hurt internally. But even if she had told such a lie, it was impossible.
To retreat, we can only force ourselves to push forward.
She forced a smile and said softly: "What does it matter? As long as he likes me, that's enough. I...I won't...care...about..."
Fiona gritted her teeth and finally finished her words. She felt her teeth itching again.
"It's so irritating. When have I ever suffered such a disadvantage and still have to work as a mistress?" Fiona was so filled with hatred that she finally couldn't hold it anymore and threw herself into Lorraine's arms.
, and then, using the cover of his body, he bit Lorraine's clothes hard like an angry female cat, making a rattling sound with his teeth.
A bolt from the blue~!
After all, Dark Lord Grok had been involved in love affairs for several years, and he was considered invincible. However, he never expected that he would fall into the hands of a homeless man, who would easily take away his beloved.
And although he had also dreamed of having three wives and four concubines, he also knew that this was an impossible task.
But he didn't expect that as soon as this hateful pretty boy with several girlfriends appeared, he would steal the heart of the girl he loved most.
This obviously means that my ability is not good~!
No man can bear this kind of blow.
Moreover, what was even more irritating was that the pretty boy actually allowed her to show no regrets. This made him sad, and made him feel worthless and heartbroken for the other person's self-destruction.
His eyes turned red for a moment, and he was so angry that he almost went crazy. He shouted in a hissing voice: "I...I don't believe it, you must be...you said it on purpose to deceive me~!"
Lorraine paused for a moment, then rolled his eyes, turned to look at Fiona, and said loudly: "Wow, what should I do? He saw through it. It's not my fault~!"
When Dark Lord Grok heard this, he immediately yelled loudly. Then he shouted loudly: "Fina, I knew..."
Fiona didn't expect that her play was about to reach its climax and she was about to get rid of Gronk. But this ruffian actually jumped out at this moment and leaked air to her. The losses she suffered earlier were not all in vain.
Immediately, he was so angry that he wanted to scratch Lorraine's face.
She growled angrily at Grok: "Shut up~!"
Then Huo Ran turned his head back, glared at Lorraine fiercely, opened his mouth slightly, as if threatening, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, and then gently licked it with his bright red tongue, and said solemnly:
"What do you mean?"
Lorraine saw the flames jumping and dancing in her beautiful eyes, looking straight at her nose. She knew at that moment that if she didn't handle it properly, she would definitely look like a crazy female cat in the next moment.
He also pounced on him and bit his own nose off.
Lorraine said helplessly: "Fina, you see, I have said it before, but he will definitely not believe it, so why not..."
He thought for a moment, and then continued with a serious face: "How about... why don't you just kiss me and show it with practical actions, so that he can give up on it."
Fiona glared at Lorraine fiercely and cursed in her heart: This despicable scoundrel actually took advantage of the situation to rob him at this moment~!
For a moment, she wanted to die. She didn't expect that she would drive away tigers through the front door and let in wolves through the back door. She originally thought that Grok was enough to look at, but at least he was always polite and asked for a little bit.
Face.
But I didn’t expect that the ruffian I picked up on the roadside turned out to be a super-cowardly bastard. He just took advantage of the situation and robbed him. How could a gangster come here~!
If she could, she would put Lorraine in a grindstone and grind it into meat paste, and then feed it to the dogs~!
Lorraine gently hugged her slender waist and urged softly: "Hurry up, people are watching~!"
Fiona looked at Lorraine's hateful big face, and then at Kroger who looked unbelieving next to her. She knew at that moment that she had to make a choice today, otherwise the tiger would not be chased away, and there would be more tigers in the house.
If you kill a wolf, you will be the unlucky one in the end.
She looked at Lorraine, the anger in her eyes gradually extinguished, and finally she sighed softly and murmured: "I am really defeated by you gangsters... But please remember it~!"
As he spoke, he closed his starry eyes slightly, raised his pretty face, and leaned towards Lorraine.
Lorraine looked at her bright red and plump lips and thought twice in her mind, 'I am sacrificing my life for the country', 'I am sacrificing my life for the country', and then lowered her head and kissed her.
Fiona couldn't help but tremble, and her whole body tensed up reflexively. Then she let out a low cry and collapsed weakly. She just knew that she hugged Lorraine tightly, as slender as a spring onion.
Her soft fingers inserted deeply into Lorraine's hair.
Seeing this scene that was like irrefutable evidence, Grok couldn't help but turn his eyes red and roared angrily: "I don't believe it, you must have lied to me. I'm going to kill this pretty boy~!"
As he spoke, he waved the long sword in his hand and stabbed Lorraine.
Leo and Vera had been sitting nearby watching the show, eating snacks such as peanuts, melon seeds, apples and popcorn. Once they were all eaten, Vera turned her finger and took another one from her space ring.
Take it out. The two people's mouths have never been idle. They spit out the skin and core of the melon all over the floor without restraint.
Seeing Grok swinging his sword to take action, the two reacted very quickly.
They all smashed the melon seeds in their hands towards Grok.
Grok saw a black shadow approaching, and reflexively turned his sword around to catch all the hidden weapons. He looked down and saw that it was just a pile of melon seeds, and he couldn't help but be startled.
When his hand relaxed, Leo and Vera had already taken out their pistols, and then put them on his forehead together.
Leo yelled angrily: "Grandma, you can't afford it and you just do it. You don't have any qualities. If you do it to me again, believe it or not, I will blow your head right now~!"