Just as the girls from the Gossip Party were using their little brains and using their professional imagination at Level 6 Gossip to guess the identity of the pretty boy, over there Lorraine, Adelin and Deipole had already discussed their plans.
Certainly.
Adeline held Lorraine's arm and walked back happily.
Then when she looked up, Adeling first saw the strange and ambiguous eyes of everyone, all staring at herself and Lorraine. Those eyes were clearly shouting, "There is adultery, there is adultery."
Adeling was thin-skinned. Being surrounded by so many girls, she couldn't help but blush. Then she raised her head and announced loudly to them: "You bastards, stop guessing, he is my distant cousin."
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Everyone immediately gave her a strange look and couldn't help but put their hands on their foreheads and let out a long sigh.
Someone reminded dissatisfiedly and said: "It turns out to be my cousin again~! But Adeling, this trick is too old-fashioned. Cousins, cousins, etc., like male and female classmates, have been abused for a long time.
No. We haven’t used it for many years..."
Adeling was immediately startled and murmured: "What? I thought it was quite fashionable. Aren't you all a bunch of cousins in the past? I didn't expect that you haven't been out for a few days and you have already fallen behind the trend of the times.
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When she said this, she suddenly woke up, her face turned red again, and then she paused her slender feet and said coquettishly: "He is really my cousin."
The crowd chuckled.
"Okay, okay, we know, it's really my cousin."
Some people got seriously confused and said: "Is it really your cousin? Don't forget, you are of royal blood. These are all registered. I have never heard that there are any royal family members living outside?"
Could it be...could it be..."
The man thought for a moment, then exclaimed: "Could it be that he is your father's illegitimate son who is away from home? He has come back to look for relatives."
After everyone heard this, they immediately exclaimed, and then they all opened their innocent, clear eyes, wide open, and looked at Lorraine. Like a DNA test, they carefully compared the appearance of the two people.
Similarities and differences.
Another girl next to him made a disdainful sound and said: "How is it possible? I didn't see Adeling's wet kiss just now, and that pretty face almost lost the breath of the kiss. If it was really an illegitimate child, wouldn't it be?
It's a family ethics drama. This is not "Thunderstorm"."
"It makes sense, it makes sense..."
The onlookers all agreed.
Lorraine stood by and touched her nose with a sad face and said to herself: Although all the eight women in the world are the same, it seems that although the Semitic women have long legs and slender waists, they are especially eight women.
Po.
Even Lorraine's thoughts from modern times can't stand the jumping thinking of these women. Just now they were said to be adulterers and lovers, but now they have been changed to illegitimate children. I don't know what their brains are like.
Long, the span is too big. Could it be that she is a senior fujoshi?
Adeling was also furious at that moment. She spat hard at the man and said: "Your father only has an illegitimate child outside~!"
She paused for a moment, and then said seriously: "Luo...he used to live on the cliff next to our family when we were in the countryside. When I was a child, I went out to play once and got lost in the woods, and he led me.
I just returned home. Later, I often went to play with him."
At that moment, someone exclaimed in a low voice: "Wow, they turned out to be childhood sweethearts? They grew up together, I'm so envious.
Adeling, in order to repay your kindness, did you pledge yourself to me? I guess you did. I really didn’t see it, Adeling, I didn’t expect you to be so precocious.
No wonder you ignore me when I talk about other men. It turns out you already have a crush on me. And the quality seems to be good.
Wow, Fiona is in danger now~!
But this relationship is so confusing, who among you is the first wife, who is the second wife, and who is the mistress?"
Adeling also had a bad temper towards this group of bad friends. She pretended not to hear the provocation in the man's words and continued: "Later, he went back to the mountain to study art. And I also came to the imperial city. We separated like this.
Already."
After talking about it, his tone was filled with loneliness.
Then Adeling looked at Lorraine lovingly and said, "I didn't expect to see my cousin here today."
Like a good politician, for a moment, even she believed the lies she made up, and really thought that she and Lorraine were childhood sweethearts.
I don’t know, but this is actually a sense of familiarity generated by innocent feelings.
Lorraine discovered that although Adeling's words were full of countless loopholes, but for some reason, looking at the twinkling stars in their eyes, it was obvious that all of them believed it.
When they looked at him one by one, although they were still full of curiosity, they did not have the slightest caution towards strangers.
This was just a very mysterious feeling that was hard to describe, but Lorraine knew that they had indeed believed it.
In fact, it’s because Adeling’s expression shows her true feelings. Words can be fake, but feelings cannot be faked. Women are sensitive animals to emotions. Seeing Adeling’s sincere expression, everyone knows that Adeling
Ling and Lorraine did have a good relationship, so they naturally believed Adeling's words.
Fiona looked at Adeling very strangely.
They are all close friends and have been playing together for almost ten years. They talk about everything among these friends, but they have never heard that Adeling had such a childhood sweetheart before.
What's more, it also involves Deipole. Adeling and him are childhood sweethearts. How did Deipole and him know each other? The relationship between Deipole and Lei Luo doesn't seem simple. How do you see this?
of weirdness.
She was about to open her mouth to ask, but Deipole next to her remained calm and gently tugged at the corner of her clothes, then shook her head slightly.
These girls are very knowledgeable about deception.
Even talented politicians may not be able to compare. A look, a gesture, or even a twitch of the corner of an eye can mean different meanings, and no one can understand it except them.
Fiona was even more intelligent, and she was very familiar with Deipole. She understood immediately, and then she shut her mouth obediently.
Adeling pulled the Lorraine over, and the girls had already surrounded Lorraine, and they were all curious to inquire about his background.
"Wow, I heard from Adeling that you went up the mountain to learn skills. Could it be that you were the outsider masters mentioned in the novels. You learned a skill from them and then came down the mountain..."
"Oh my God, I didn't expect that the things in that novel were actually true..."
"How many years have you studied in the mountains? Is it fun in the mountains?"
"What did you study? Magic or martial arts?"
"Is the teacher who teaches you a white beard and very sophisticated person, or is she a cold and beautiful woman who wants you to call her aunt?"
"Are you good at martial arts? Can you fly over eaves and walls, and jump to the roof with a whoosh..."
"..."
Some people even said that while Adeline wasn't paying attention, they stretched out their paws from time to time and licked Lorraine's body, trying to see how this pretty boy charmed Adeline.
A girl with freckles on her face pressed his arm, as if she had discovered a new world, and said: "Wow, I really have muscles. Ah, I can move. I can really move. If you don't believe me, just take a look...
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After listening to her words, the women immediately reached out their hands without any politeness, and in the name of research, they frantically rubbed oil on Lorraine's body. They laughed and laughed non-stop.
"You really have breast muscles! This is the first time I've seen real ones."
"Little nymphomaniac, your nose is bleeding..."
Only then did Lorraine realize that although these women usually looked polite and courteous, they did not show off their feet, did not walk an inch, smiled without showing their teeth, and did not touch their breasts with their hands. They were very cultivated as a noble lady should be.
, but once they gained the upper hand, that attitude immediately changed. They went rogue and were no different from a bunch of little girls.
Normally, Lorraine, like all normal men, dreams of a harem and so on, but now that all these girls are gathered around her, with beautiful smiling faces in front of her eyes, she feels overwhelmed.
Even though Lorraine had such a strong psychological quality, she could only smile bitterly and dodge when being trampled by those bold girls.
There were people in front of me and behind me, with countless pairs of little hands reaching out from all directions. Many times, there was no place to hide, and I was so squeezed by them that I almost couldn't breathe.
Adeling looked at it and felt anxious at the moment, saying: "You... what are you doing? Stop it, stop it quickly..."
Someone next to her immediately grabbed her hand and said with a mischievous smile: "Adeline, don't be so stingy. It's not just you who are playing, but everyone is also allowed to play. You can't play badly anyway."
"Isn't that right? It's just for fun. Just think of it as us inspecting the goods for you first. Don't worry, we won't pry you into trouble. I'll keep the big head for you."
Adeling's eyes suddenly widened, she was ashamed and angry, and said: "What...what a joke, you...you bad women, female hooligans..."
At this moment, a voice came from the side.
"Hey, what are you doing? With so many people gathered together, is there anything exciting to watch? I want to see it too, I want to see it too. I want to see it too..."
Although the voice was loud, the girls present were all spoiled and spoiled. Others had always followed them, so they ignored the man's words and continued to eat tofu around Lorraine. They knew that,
There is no shop like this after passing this village.
The man turned around twice, but found that he couldn't squeeze in at all. He was furious, his eyes rolled up, and he shouted loudly: "Wow, whose money dropped on the ground?"
Those girls still turned a deaf ear.
Seeing that this trick that had been tried and tested in the past did not work, the man rolled his eyes, and then shouted loudly: "Look, there is a flying saucer over there~!"
"Bear..."
"The fat woman fell into the ditch..."
He tried three or four different explanations, but found that the girls didn't pay any attention to him.
In the end, there was really no other way to go, so he came up with the most ruthless trick and said: "Wow, who gave this secret to breast enlargement..."
Upon hearing this, all the girls immediately trembled, screamed, and then turned their heads in unison.
"Where is it, where is it..."
The man laughed happily. He puffed up his chest and said proudly: "I still don't believe that I can't cure you bastards..."
Lorraine took this opportunity and hurriedly broke away from the crowd, and then took dozens of steps away. Then he took a long breath and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
He thought to himself: Are these the dignified and beautiful girls in the legend?
This is clearly a tigress that has just opened its teeth. Good guy, looking at that formation, I almost want to eat people alive~!
My arms were almost pinched and swollen.
He had just wiped away his sweat, and at this moment, a sudden change occurred on the opposite side.
That group of girls found out that they had been deceived, and they were deceived by "breast enlargement". The girls felt very embarrassed: "Grandma, doesn't this make my aunt take the initiative to admit that her breasts are not enlarged?"
At that moment, everyone raised their heads and looked at the culprit fiercely.
Grandma, you actually dare to deceive the innocent, beautiful and fragile hearts of young girls. You are really a coward, and you must deal with it severely.
But when they saw the person in front of them clearly, they couldn't help but be startled.
I saw a little boy standing in front of me.
His skin is white and tender, his eyes are bright and dark, he is white and fat, and his face is childish.
It's Leo.
He put his hands on his hips and just laughed arrogantly twice, but suddenly he realized that the eyes of the women opposite him were wrong, and each of them turned into a heart shape.
The situation was not right. He couldn't help but feel nervous. He took half a step back, protecting his chest with one hand and holding the other around his waist. He said warily: "What...what do you...want to do?"
At this time, someone couldn't help but sigh in a low voice and said: "It's so cute~! It's really so cute..."
Leo was shocked. For him, this was an ominous sign. It was as dangerous as Catherine's words of 'if you make trouble again, I'll tax you'.
He immediately turned around and started to run.
But by this time it was already too late. The girls had already screamed, ran over in a few steps, surrounded him, and then pinched and touched him.
"Wow, it's really cute."
"Look at this skin, how it grows. It's so delicate..."
"Look at these eyes, they are dark and bright..."
"..."
Leo was tortured by them and screamed, "Boss, help, help. Xiaobai, Xiaobai, where are you? Come and protect me..."
Lorraine pretended not to hear it, looked up at the white flowers floating in the sky, and said: "This weather... this weather is really nice, haha, hahaha..."
This kind of thing is better for a dead Taoist friend than a poor Taoist. If Leo is rescued, maybe those female aps who have nothing to do will come to eat their own tofu again.
Xiaobai heard the sound and ran out from the bushes at this time.
On its back was a bunch of bananas that I didn’t know where to get, and on its head were several long tail feathers that I didn’t know were plucked from pheasants or peacocks. They were both beautiful and affordable, and I was happy.
The dog's teeth are exposed.
It came not far away and looked at the group of people in front of it very strangely. It didn't find Leo's shadow at all. It only saw a white and fat little hand waving and struggling in the crowd. It had obviously been trapped.
Submerged in the middle of the group of women.
He looked at the tightly packed, giggling girls in front of him, and then at Lorraine who was looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. He was very straightforward at the moment, looked around, and then with a strange look on his face, he stretched out his arms.
The long nose touched the top of his head, as if he heard a sound and ran out, but did not find the person. Then he turned around and walked towards the flowers not far away.
Immediately, the huge butt swayed a few times and disappeared among the flowers, never to be found again.
At this time, Vera also picked up a roasted turkey from the other side on a branch and walked over happily. As she walked, she tore the meat from the roasted turkey with her hands and ate it.
Even though he had been burned, he couldn't help breathing, and his blue eyes were full of mist, he still didn't stop.
When she saw the situation here, she hesitated for a moment, but when she saw Lorraine next to her waving to her, she hurriedly ran over.
She held up the half-eaten turkey and said, "Master, look, it's roasted..."
After saying that, she realized that something was wrong. She had almost eaten only the skeleton of that half. She couldn't help but spit out her tongue, laughed dryly, and hurriedly turned her hand to face the meatier part of the other side.
Lorraine.
Lorraine immediately smiled, reached out and twisted a chicken leg off the turkey, and then handed it to Fiona next to her.
Fiona couldn't help but be startled, and then she raised her head in surprise and looked at Lorraine - this ruffian had not forgotten herself even though she had kissed both Deipole and Adeline.
Lorraine sighed and said, "Eat quickly, this kind of roast chicken won't taste good if it's cold."
Fiona looked at the oily chicken drumstick in her hand. Although she knew something was wrong, her beautiful eyes were still filled with mist.
Adeling next to her immediately snorted coldly.
Lorraine couldn't help but smile bitterly, then reached out and tore off a chicken wing, handed it over, and said, "Here are the chicken wings for you. I hope you can fly away as soon as possible."
Adeling was very happy and said: "That's pretty much it. But you should say, wish us, wish us to fly away one day soon."
Lorraine couldn't help but shrugged.
Next to him, Deipole chuckled and said, "Adeline, do you really like elopements so much?"
Adelin couldn't help but hesitate, and then counterattacked unceremoniously: "What? Just allow you to run away with others, but you can't let me also yearn for freedom?"
Deipole couldn't help but paused, put his hands on his hips, and was about to retaliate.
However, Lorraine stuffed the chicken head over and said: "You should say less. We have a saying there, which is to eat what you eat to make up for it. If you use your brain a lot, eat more brain and make up for it.
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Deipole was moved in his heart, but he still said stubbornly: "What should I eat to make up for it? Do you mean to make me become as stupid as a turkey?"
Lorraine glared at her angrily and said, "There's nothing wrong with being stupid. If a woman is too smart, she won't be able to get married. If you don't believe it, look at where we are, there are a lot of leftover women who can't get married.
Why? It's not because they are too smart.
I am so ambitious that I only want to climb high branches, have a bungalow with an unparalleled sea view, and wear shabby shoes. I am so stupid that I don’t even want a silly sign. The only one I want to name is a prince riding a white horse. Finally, I have to want love.
I don’t even think about it, is there such a good thing in the world?
If you were stupider, you might have been deceived before you even graduated from high school."
Listening to his words, Deipole couldn't help but rolled his eyes and wanted to say something, but then he thought of many of his friends. Many of them seemed to be married. Especially those who had been very happy.
It's not that good. It's true that the sooner you get married, the sooner you get married.
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but be speechless for a while. Could this ruffian really know everything?
She lowered her head and looked at the chicken head in her hand. It was greasy and seemed to have some mud on it. If it was in the past, she probably wouldn't even take a look at it, but now, for some reason, it looks pleasing to the eye.
Deipole bit his lip, glanced at Lorraine with watery eyes, and whispered: "I heard that a woman will become stupid as soon as she has children..."
Fiona was beside her and said dissatisfiedly: "De..., can you pay attention to the influence? What will make you stupid after giving birth, please figure out the order? Pregnancy before marriage is a taboo for girls...
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Deipole immediately paused.
At this moment, I heard a shout from the crowd not far away: "Let go, let go, don't pinch my face, if you pinch it again, I will fall out, I really fall out... Wow,
Who else are you pinching? Who touched my butt..."
Leo was so anxious that he was harassed by those women, and he shouted loudly: "You forced me to do this, watch the moves~! It's really a flurry of dancing, grabbing the chest, dragon claws, hand group attack, I'll catch, I'll catch, I'll catch
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"Ah~!"
"Little hooligan."
The girls suddenly became very excited.
Like a group of frightened little hens, they screamed loudly, covered their proud breasts, and retreated one after another.
Leo looked at it and took a long breath. Then he raised his little paw and pinched the girls demonstratively a few times, saying: "You have to force me to use a trick every time~! Come on,
Are you coming again?"
After hearing his arrogant and loud challenge, the group of loving girls couldn't help but look at each other, no matter how bold they were.
Immediately afterwards, I don't know who it was, but the first one burst out laughing.
Then everyone couldn't help laughing.
They were all laughing, leaning forward and back, unsteady on their feet.
After a while, everyone finally calmed down.
Someone said with a smile: "No wonder Fiona is so powerful, that breast-grabbing... uh, that dragon-clawed hand, she is invincible in the world. It turns out her master is here~!"
They watched Leo vigilantly place his dragon claw hand, and then they waved their hands and said: "Okay, okay, I won't bully you anymore. Don't be so afraid. Even if we are afraid of you, it's okay."
Bar?"
Leo then snorted and put away his moves.
Everyone turned back at this time, looked at Lorraine, and said, "Now, what are you going to do? Are you just going to be a pretty boy?"
Next to her, Adeling rushed to say: "I was thinking, can we think of a way to find him a position in the Imperial Guard?"
Everyone was silent for a while. Someone whispered: "I'm afraid this is not easy to handle, but...it's not impossible~!"