Deipole was originally chuckling to himself like a little vixen who stole a chicken. After hearing Lorraine's question, he immediately turned his eyes guiltily, looked away, and said with a dry smile: "No...it's nothing...
Haha, hahaha..."
Lorraine immediately became suspicious.
Her appearance is abnormal no matter how you look at it. Deipole has always been a cruel and ruthless enchantress. She is as powerful as the scorpion spirit in Journey to the West.
Now I am blushing like a shy little daughter-in-law. Last night, the two of them shared a bed for the first time, and Deipole was very enthusiastic.
She actually blushes this time, there is definitely something wrong with this.
There was a flash of lightning in his eyes, and then he reached out and lifted Deipole's fair and delicate chin, looking at her with a smile.
Deipole was a little guilty at first, and was about to turn his head, but he felt the gentle and firm strength of Lorraine's fingertips, and his delicate body suddenly trembled. Under Lorraine's powerful momentum, he could not help but become as docile as a little baby.
She raised her head gently like a sheep, her face was reddish, her eyes were blurred, and her mouth was breathing slightly.
Lorraine looked at her pretty face, as beautiful as a flower, as white as jade, her bright eyes as clear as water, her tall nose, bright red lips, and the smooth black hair on the side of her face, gently blowing in the wind.
Dancing lightly.
The shy look made Lorraine move her index finger.
He couldn't help but sigh in his heart, how charming and beautiful it was, almost making people fall in love and unable to extricate themselves. When it comes to charm and allure, Adele and Deipole are both superb.
But then he saw a sly smile faintly revealed at the corner of Deipole's mouth, and Lorraine immediately felt a chill in his heart and immediately woke up.
This vixen is taking advantage of her peerless beauty again to try to get away with it~!
He composed himself, and then said decisively: "Tell me, what is going on? Otherwise..."
Having said this, he hesitated for a moment and could not find any effective punishment measures for a while.
The fine is only useful to Leo. If you deal with Vera, you will have to deduct the bonus. As for the other women, Lorraine basically has nothing to do. That is Lorraine being dealt with by them.
Seeing that Lorraine was in trouble, Deipole gave him a charming look, then proudly puffed out his chest and said mockingly: "Otherwise...what if?"
Looking at her arrogant and domineering appearance, Lorraine couldn't help but sigh in her heart: This woman has this kind of character. Before she got better, she was just like fishing. She acted coquettishly from time to time, played some tricks, and played with ambiguity.
Or something like that, treat you like a master when you are happy, treat you like a servant when you are unhappy, give you some sweetness and then some pain, to seduce people to the point of wanting to live and die.
Once the relationship is established and the harvest season comes, there will be no need to put out bait, and they will just fight you.
She flirts with her every now and then, wanting to challenge her authority. At this time, she has already fallen into her trap, and she is not afraid that you will run away.
Just like the famous story about the donkey in Guizhou, once the tiger gets closer and leans against the tiger, and after all the teasing, it finds that there is no danger, it will jump and shout, cut its throat, and use all its strength to
Meat.
A long time ago, Lin Daiyu, a great thinker, writer, and psychologist, has pointed out this issue wisely and sharply - all family love, the war between men and women, either the east wind prevails over the west wind, or the west wind
The east wind has the upper hand. One will always have the upper hand.
There is absolutely no room for reconciliation on this serious issue of principle. This kind of war has been going on for thousands of years and will continue in the future. However, judging from historical experience, the prospects for men are not
It’s favored~!
When Lorraine thought of this, she immediately gritted her teeth and said sternly: "Speak quickly, otherwise it will be fried pork slices with bamboo shoots and served with a breast-grabbing dragon claw hand."
As he said that, he stretched out his hand maliciously, scratched twice, and smiled evilly at Deipole.
Deipole hesitated for a moment and retreated in defeat.
She is not as shameless as Uncle Luo. Although she is in the carriage, there are people outside. If Uncle Luo Lin wants to be a bully, he will do anything inappropriate, and Deipole will not be able to resist it.
If a strange sound comes out, she will never be able to behave again.
In this regard, men have a natural advantage.
At this time, Lorraine smiled and said: "You must not move too fast, otherwise it will be boring. Don't worry, I will be very gentle, hahahaha..."
As he spoke, he stretched out his Lushan claws and made gestures on Deipole's chest.
Deipole hurriedly reached out to protect his breasts and begged for mercy: "Okay, I surrender."
Lorraine snorted coldly, quickly took a handful of Deipole's chest, and said, "If you don't cooperate, it won't be fun."
Deipole exclaimed in low voice, his face turned red, and then he said evasively: "Actually...it's nothing.
Because we wanted a lot of cars, the boss asked me out of curiosity what was going on. I told him that I am a nobleman and I want to recruit you as my son-in-law. I use it for errands.
They haven't had anything like this happen here for a long time, so everyone is curious. That's all."
Lorraine was stunned for a moment, and said in a dumbfounded way: "What do you mean it's just this? Can't you just make up a reason? This is obviously throwing my dignity on the ground and trampling on it. If people see it, don't they all regard me as a human being?"
A pretty boy who eats soft rice?
It hurts your self-esteem, it hurts your self-esteem too much."
Deipole gently patted his pretty face and said: "I just made up a random reason. Why are you so serious about what you are doing? In your words, think of the good and just think of it as contributing to world peace.
Already."
Lorraine glared at her bitterly, feeling extremely depressed, and said: "These words are all used by me to deceive others. It doesn't matter if they are used on me. How are you going to compensate me?"
Deipole immediately couldn't help but chuckle.
Lorraine suddenly became angry and was about to reach out and give her another hard blow.
Deipole couldn't help but exclaimed, and tried his best to protect his breasts. At the same time, he couldn't help but chuckle, held down Lorraine's mischievous hand, and said: "Okay, okay, tonight
If I make it up to you, will you let me go?"
The two of them quarreled for a while, and the convoy drove for a long time. There were already stretches of woods and wilderness on both sides of the road. Only in the distance could you see some houses that looked like small villages.
At this moment, I heard a sound coming from outside.
Immediately afterwards, an arrogant and domineering voice was heard: "Make way, give way, let me go first. If you don't give way, you will be hit and killed."
Lorraine was startled, and the two of them turned their heads and looked out the car window.
Under the escort of more than a dozen cavalry, I saw a luxury carriage passing by quickly. There was a fat man sitting in the carriage, which made a creaking sound.
People on both sides of the road hurriedly stayed away, as if they were encountering the god of plague.
The person on the carriage also wore several large gemstone rings on his hands, a thick gold chain around his neck, and was also wearing a yellow dress that shone with gold, and his whole person was glowing with yellow light.
At a glance, one can tell that this fat man is definitely a rural landowner.
He watched his carriage pass Lorraine and was laughing proudly, but when he turned his head, he saw a stunning woman with a pretty face looking at him in the carriage, and his heart immediately moved.
He opened the car window, ignoring Lorraine who was still beside him, and looked at the woman opposite with a straight face and a smile, and said: "Miss, you look very familiar, have we met somewhere before?
"
Deibole's eyes widened in surprise. These days, there are still people using this old-fashioned way to strike up a conversation?
The fat man looked at her surprised and charming expression, and immediately felt even more itchy, and continued: "Ha, I know. It must have been at my governor's cousin's banquet, right?"
Deipole glanced at Lorraine and saw Lorraine curling her lips in disdain. Deipole pursed her lips, smiled slightly, and said, "No."
When the fat man saw Deipole talking to him, he immediately became even more excited.
"That's not right..." The fat on his cheeks trembled when he smiled, and then he pretended to think for a moment, and then continued: "That must have been at the royal banquet."
Deipole immediately shook his head again and said, "No, guess again."
The fat man was so happy that he couldn't even find the north. He thought for a moment and said: "Then it must be the Nobel Prize award ceremony in Greece. You know, even though I am an economist, I have to pass
I have received several Nobel Prizes, Thunderbolt National Pillar Prizes, etc., but in fact I have not had many social activities.
That is to say, I go to Kentucky Chicken every day to eat and drink tea. It doesn’t cost a lot of money. What’s important is the taste. What’s it called? By the way, it’s called petty bourgeoisie taste. Miss.
Say yes, hahaha..."
Lorraine originally didn't care much about the fat man, and he had a heavy responsibility, so he didn't want to get involved. What's more, he really had the right to care about such a fool. He chirped a few words to Lorraine.
I just tolerated it.
But he didn't know what was going on. As soon as he heard that his grandson claimed to be an "economist" and had won a Nobel Prize or something, he immediately felt angry and had murderous intentions in his heart.
Damn, what I hated most in my previous life were experts, especially economics experts. You are going to die.
Deipole saw the unkind look on his face, and stretched his hand straight into his waist, wanting to touch the gun. He was immediately delighted, thinking that this ruffian was jealous.
She was very happy for a moment, then she leaned into his ear and said: "Fool, don't we still need a luxury carriage? That guy is stupid, but the car is still very good."
Lorraine was startled for a moment, then looked at the fat man's carriage and suddenly realized.
The fat man seemed to have discovered Lorraine just now. His eyes widened immediately and he said in surprise: "You... who are you?"
Lorraine ignored him and immediately pulled Deipole over, then held her slender waist with one hand and her jade back with the other. Then, she opened her mouth and kissed her deeply.
past.
Deipole immediately exclaimed, but then the second half of the exclamation was blocked by Lorraine, and he could no longer shout out.
She knew in her heart that there was someone watching next to her~! She struggled immediately, made fists with her delicate hands, and beat Lorraine on the back a few times, but immediately her delicate body trembled, and a layer of blurred mist appeared in her eyes.
, moaned softly, then hugged Lorraine tightly and responded fiercely.
The fat man’s eyes bulged out when he saw it, this was so exciting~!
After a while, I saw the two separated. Deipole was leaning against the car window for a while, breathing heavily. During the violent breathing, his chest kept rising and falling.
A streak of black hair fell from the forehead, forming a sharp contrast with the charming and blushing face. The hair was not messy, but added to the infinite enchanting charm.
The fat man looked at it intently, and his mouth watered.
But then he heard a knocking sound next to him. He reluctantly turned his head and saw a pair of sharp eyes staring at him, and he was immediately startled.
He calmed down and realized that it was that hateful pretty boy.
The fat man said in a trembling voice: "You... who are you? What... do you want to do?"
Then he swallowed, calmed down, and said loudly: "Don't mess around. To tell you the truth, my cousin is the governor here. If you dare to mess around, I will ask my cousin to send out troops."
, find any crime to arrest you, and then steal your wife."
The more he spoke, the brighter his eyes became, and later on, his tone became more and more firm. There was also a hint of a sinister smile on the corner of his mouth. It was obvious that this was what he had planned in his heart.
Lorraine looked at his ferocious face, sighed lightly, and then said: "You are just doing good things, don't you want to know who I am? That's why I despise rich country people like you the most."
The fat man immediately sneered and said: "I don't care who you are. You don't look like a nobleman with your sour looks. This is my land. If you know more about things, just give me this beautiful lady next to you. Wait.
After three or five years, I'm tired of playing around. When the time comes, I'll notify you to pick someone up.
Now the people in the wilderness here have slaughtered you all, and no one cares about it~!"
Afterwards, he waved his hand and took out a knife from nowhere. He looked at Lorraine ferociously.
At the same time, several guards following closely behind him on the other side also rushed forward, pressing their hands on the hilts of their swords, looking at Lorraine with malicious faces.
Lorraine glanced twice, then raised her head, reached out to the fat man, hooked her fingers, and motioned for him to come closer.
The fat man was startled for a moment, then involuntarily leaned over and said, "Just tell me what you want to do. Sir, I am a civilized person, and it's not that we can't discuss it.
As long as you are willing to give that woman to me, no matter how much it is, you can offer a price and we can discuss it. The uncle is worth tens of millions, and I don’t have anything else, but I still have a lot of money. Haha, hahahaha..."
He opened his mouth wide and laughed twice. But Lorraine sighed and said: "To tell you the truth, uncle, I also have a background and an identity."
The fat man immediately blinked his eyes.
Lorraine smiled slightly and said: "Sir, I am the commander of the advance legion in the Thunder Flash War Zone of the Human Alliance."
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone in the crowd burst into laughter.
The fat man was laughing so hard that he was out of breath. He slapped the car window so hard that he burst into tears.
While laughing, he pointed at Lorraine with shaking hands and said: "This... this is really... really... the funniest... joke I have ever heard, hahahaha...
Your bragging... your bragging is too... too boundless, hahaha. Could it be that you were frightened... by my majesty... hahahaha...
That’s very well said, tell me again...”
The knights were all laughing as they staggered around on their horses, almost falling off their horses.
This pretty boy is really good at bragging. He is the commander of the advance legion of the Thunder Flash War Zone of the Human Race Alliance. I don’t know how he came up with this name. It’s really funny.
Human race?
That group of cowards who can't even fight a chicken can fight here. This is really the funniest joke in the world.
The Semitic people's awe for the high priest of the undead is deep in their bones, and they believe that as long as the high priest takes action, all human races and paladins will be wiped out.
The fat man laughed for a long time, and finally stopped. He pressed his stomach that hurt from laughing, and gasped, "No... I can't laugh anymore. If I laugh anymore, my stomach will be hurt."
It almost hurts, hahaha..."
He paused for a moment, then looked at Lorraine with a look of regret, and said, "You are really good at telling jokes. I can't bear to kill you."
Lorraine looked at the grove getting closer and closer, and sighed: "Yes, I am the same. I find that you fat guy is quite cute."
At this moment, the fat man waved his hand and shouted angrily: "Left and right, stop them. Don't let any of them escape~!"
Kill them all~! If you do well, I will reward you."
Immediately afterwards, the cavalrymen suddenly agreed.
Then he rushed forward on horseback, crossed the convoy, and stopped everyone.
The grooms who were driving the carriages immediately stopped the carriages in a hurry, jumped out of the carriages, and lay down on the side of the road with their heads in their hands, looking well-trained.
There was a middle-aged man who looked like a supervisor, raising his hands in the air and shouting loudly: "Heroes, heroes, we know the rules. If you have anything to say, please speak up. Don't mess around. Don't mess around."
Immediately afterwards, a guard came forward, kicked the man's butt hard, and shouted: "Shut up~! You have no right to speak, I will kill you if you keep talking too much."
The man suddenly screamed, but then he shut his mouth obediently and ran to the side of the road, squatting down like the coachmen.
When Lorraine saw this, she couldn't help but hesitate for a moment. Looking at the skilled movements of the drivers, it was obvious that this was not the first time they had done this, and Lorraine couldn't help but feel a little funny.
In the past, I only knew that the public security in Leishan was not peaceful. There were no robbers on that road. People would not dare to go out when there were few people. People could see corpses in the wilderness all the time.
But I didn't expect it to be so chaotic. Even in the hinterland, these people are often robbed and robbed by heroes from all walks of life, and they have become accustomed to robbery.
This was actually Lorraine's misunderstanding.
In fact, due to the enfeoffment of Lei Shan's territory, even the army belongs to each family. The following small and medium-sized nobles have their own soldiers and horses, and when needed, they are pulled out to serve the masters above them.
There aren't many real robbers in Thunder Flash, and the most are near the Staring Pass, which borders Lingshan.
In the territory of Leishan, most of the time, those noble gentlemen have nothing to do. They cover their faces and grab a knife and run out on the road to ask for a few sponsorship fees or something. This is also one of the ways for everyone to get rich.
How can you afford to support your soldiers just by relying on the land's production?
How dare the bandits compete with Lei Shan's nobles for jobs? They can only be amateurs. Lei Shan's nobles are professionals, but there are more pirates.
The cavalrymen were very experienced in doing this. They rode their horses back and forth on the road, checking carefully.
Firstly, it is to prevent any fish from slipping through the net. Secondly, it is also a lookout to prevent any more passers-by from passing by.
Seeing that he had taken control of the situation, the fat man laughed immediately, got off his carriage, patted his big belly, looked at Lorraine with a smile, and said: "Grandma, I won't eat the toast.
It’s too late to regret it now. I’m in a good mood today and must take this young lady home.”
Lorraine turned to look at Deipole, and saw that she had a gentle face, like a little sheep, sitting obediently in the carriage, pretending to be a lady, and winking playfully at Lorraine.
He couldn't help but sigh: This is how the disaster for the country and the people was caused. After causing trouble, he hid aside and watched the joke secretly.
Before he could speak, he heard an angry voice coming from the woods not far away.
"Damn it, you bunch of thieves actually dare to rob things on my property and my business. I'm really tired of living~!"
Immediately afterwards, a fat, white boy with bright black eyes rushed out of the woods.
As he ran, he waved his pistol angrily, gritting his teeth and yelling curses.
Behind him, there were more than a dozen figures who also ran out of the trees quickly. Each of them was strong and moved quickly. It was obvious at a glance that they were definitely extremely skilled people.
The fat man couldn't help but be startled when he saw this.
Oops, I was just patronizing Meimei, and I accidentally got ambushed~!
The fat man took two steps back, then looked at Lorraine cautiously, and said in a deep voice: "Who are you?"
Lorraine put his hands on the car window, looked at him, and said, "I told you, I am the commander of the advance corps of the Human Alliance's Thunder Flash Theater."
He paused for a moment, then looked at the fat man's face with interest and said, "What? You don't believe it?"
Then he raised his voice and said: "Master Ohid, show your skills to these grandsons and let them see it."
Immediately, a fireball the size of a washbasin roared out,
With a loud rumbling sound, a knight and his horse were all blown into pieces. The blackened meat and red blood turned into raindrops all over the sky and fell down.
When everyone saw this, their faces suddenly turned as white as ghosts.
Lorraine looked at the fat man in front of her and said with a smile: "Now, do you believe it?"
The fat man's mouth trembled a few times, but he didn't say anything. He just let his knees weaken and fell to the ground with a thump. His face was ashen.
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In the Great Demon Temple, the Lich Herod came to Edwood's door despite his extreme reluctance, knocked gently, then opened the door and walked in.
Suddenly he saw a portrait of a pure white war elephant posted on the wall opposite. He couldn't help but be startled, feeling that he had seen that little elephant somewhere...