"Hurry up!" Leo shouted loudly, and then he led Xiaobai and walked forward along the road in a majestic manner.
Pedestrians on the road saw him, especially Xiaobai's huge body behind him, with its glaring eyes and ferocious expression. They were all frightened and hurriedly dodge, for fear of offending the old man.
Not to mention anything else, just its newly grown, sharp little fangs that are as sharp as spearheads are enough to scare people away. Not to mention that when it walks, it shakes its huge butt.
Rampant. You know, a carriage accidentally passed by just now, and it was almost overturned by its trunk.
Behind them, Lorraine slowly walked up with several beautiful girls who were as charming as flowers and were as charming as flowers. They were talking and laughing.
As they walked, they leisurely looked at the scenery on both sides of the road. Although it was still winter, the temperature had risen a lot compared to the previous days.
The sun hangs high in the sky, making people feel a little lazy.
In the past few days, we have been fighting with high intensity, and there is no time to rest at all. It is a rare opportunity to breathe. Of course, everyone is as leisurely and comfortable as possible.
In front of them, a straight avenue went straight through the city gate in the distance. A huge crescent moon pattern was painted on the outer wall of the city gate.
Next to it, the words "Yuehua City" are written in large characters. Those words are carved on the bluestone city wall and can be clearly seen even from several miles away.
The lake where Lorraine and the others are hiding is called Silver Moon Lake.
This lake is huge, with an area of more than 50,000 square kilometers. The average depth is more than 700 meters. The lake is long and narrow, like a crescent moon. Especially at night, under the bright moonlight, the lake water is blue and green, sparkling. Therefore it is named
Silver Moon Lake.
And this ‘Yuehua City’ is the largest and most prosperous city on the east side of Silver Moon Lake.
In the local tourist brochure, it is very proud to introduce: A lot of people live by the water, and surrounded by mountains, there are rich mineral resources.
Especially the pearls and blue colored diamonds they produce here are famous all over the world.
Therefore, the lives of the people here are extremely prosperous.
And because the climate is suitable, it is also a tourist destination for dignitaries to escape the heat and cold every winter and summer.
But those scoundrels who wrote travel brochures just wanted to brag about their own benefits and try to trick as many wealthy people as possible, but they never dreamed of what kind of consequences the brochure they wrote would bring to them.
destiny.
"Rich~!" Uncle Lorraine's interpretation of this word is that he is rich.
In Vera's dictionary, it means a robbery target that can be considered.
However, in Leo's dictionary explanation, it is that people with too much money are stupid, so you can give it a good try.
Originally, Lorraine saw several cities by Silver Moon Lake on the map and was thinking about which one to grab. If that didn't work, he would have to draw lots and throw a dice so that the God of Gamblers, who was busy with everything, could find time to help.
Solve it yourself.
However, after seeing the travel introduction on the back of the map, everyone immediately agreed: grab this place~!
Everyone in Lorraine came to the city gate and looked at the tall city tower. They couldn't help but be startled. At the huge city gate, only the city tower was beautifully built.
But the city wall next to it was already covered with grass, and many places were dilapidated. Some places had even collapsed, and a rope or something was used to symbolically block it.
Next to him, there was a guard in ragged clothes, holding a rusty spear that was about to lose its head. He was holding his hands and standing listlessly by the side.
From time to time, some people walked off the road in order not to pay the city entrance fee, then crawled along the gap in the collapsed city wall, handed the guard two small coins, and then disappeared behind the city wall.
Everyone looked at it and couldn't help but be surprised: This...is this still a city wall? Why is this city defense facility so bad? Let alone a legion, even two wild boars can break through it.
What is this city all about?
At this time, Leo had already arrived in front of the city gate, and then looked around. He didn't care about the people coming and going under the city gate. He just followed his personality and pulled down his pants without changing his expression.
, and then facing the city gate, they started to pour water.
While peeing, he greeted warmly: "Xiaobai, you're welcome, come over and pee together~!"
Xiao Bai was stunned for a moment, looking at the surprised and surprised looks from everyone around him, and felt a little embarrassed. But he turned his head and thought for a moment, and finally couldn't resist Leo's warm greeting, took a step forward, and then slightly bent his hind legs.
, and started to pour water toward the city gate.
The officers and soldiers guarding the city gate were dumbfounded.
Everyone opened their mouths and looked at Leo blankly.
These guys are all gangsters, and they deal with many people from all walks of life every day, but they have never seen anyone like this, actually having sex at the gate of the city in front of so many people.
What does this mean?
After a while, Leo finally had a pee fight, then let out a long breath and pulled up his pants with satisfaction. In order to pee at the entrance to the city, when he got up in the morning,
He drank a lot of water, and he was so bad that he was now.
As soon as I let it go, I immediately felt that my whole body felt much more relaxed.
At this time, the officers and soldiers guarding the city gate finally reacted.
They immediately shouted and gathered around.
The leading young officer stared at Leo with a stern look on his face and shouted loudly: "Whose child are you from? You are so rude. You actually fucked at the gate of the city casually. Do you think this is your latrine? Hurry up.
Tell me your name,
Is there anyone in your family who is our city lord, or a relative of Lord Guard? Also let me know whether I can afford to offend you or not?"
Although his tone was very aggressive, he was also very careful. He must ask clearly before taking any action. This little kid was dressed in luxurious clothes and had such a big pet with him. He might be a relative of some adult.
Once you offend the other party, you might lose your job.
Under such circumstances, it is natural to reduce big things to small things. If you turn small things into small things, maybe in the end you will be noticed by the adults because of the beautiful thing you do, and you will naturally get promoted and make a fortune in the future.
But if not, then it will naturally be another story. The little fat guy will have to be beaten up, and then he will follow the clues to find the adults in their family, and then give him a heavy fine.
Of course, if there is a beautiful woman in the family, it is not impossible to learn from Lei Hu's advanced experience and take her home to be a little wife, concubine or something.
The young officer made his wishful thinking in his heart, and even a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: I am so smart~! I can think so carefully about such a small matter, if I don't get promoted and make a fortune
, that is simply unreasonable.
At this time, Leo blinked, and then said seriously: "I don't know any of the city lords or guards here."
The young officer immediately yelled "ha", then jumped three feet high, pulled the knife on his waist, and shouted loudly: "Okay, you are a cunning man, you don't know how to be an official, how dare you
You are messing around here. Is this urine that a little dead commoner like you can just pee?
Not to mention anything else, fines, fines. Pay the money quickly, five thousand gold coins. If you can't pay the money, I will come to your house and steal the house with your sister. When the time comes, don't blame me for being ruthless.
."
Leo was stunned for a moment, and then asked strangely: "I'm here to give you face, and it's not a special occasion, so why don't I do it?
Do you know how much my urine is worth?
This is an intangible cultural heritage. Go back and circle this place with a rope. Anyone who wants to visit here will pay ten gold coins for a visit. Of course, if you subscribe on a monthly basis, you can also get a 30% discount.
Remember, when the time comes, it will be seven to me and three to you. And my share must be after tax."
The young officer was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
I have seen gangsters, but I have never seen such gangsters.
A mere unruly man with no power or background, and no knowledge of the city lord and the garrison master - you must know that the city lord and the garrison master are the biggest officials here.
He actually dares to bargain with himself here, talking about intangible cultural heritage. That's fine.
The most irritating thing is that he actually dared to say with a shy face that when dividing the money, it would be 30-70. And he still got 30%, and his share had to be after tax, which meant that all the taxes had to come from
Come out here yourself.
This is too disrespectful to regard military officers as cadres.
He was so angry that the Three Corpse Gods jumped up, brandished the knife and shouted angrily: "You are such a cunning man, how dare you..."
The adjutant next to him looked at it and immediately shouted in a low voice: "Sir, please be careful. This little fat guy looks familiar to me. It seems that I have seen him in some very important place."
The officer immediately paused.
At this time, someone in the crowd nearby asked in a low voice: "What is that child who is not born of something else?"
Someone replied in a low voice: "Isn't that old-fashioned? It's called intangible cultural heritage. It's not worth much in itself, but it can be exchanged for a lot of money. In fact, to put it bluntly, it's just taking advantage of the fame of some people or something.
Then use it to defraud money so that everyone can make a fortune together."
"Oh~oh, oh...that's it!" The person next to him immediately looked like he was suddenly enlightened and kept sighing.
The officer heard this, but couldn't help but feel moved in his heart. The little fat man actually dared to say "intangible cultural heritage" with a shy face, and the soldier next to him had seen it in some very important place. These two things were the same.
Plus, that little fat man...well, this little fat man's status is naturally extremely noble.
He immediately rolled his eyes, and then squeezed out a smile from his face, and said with a flattering smile: "My young master, I wonder which master is in your house? I can meet you here, how can I meet you here?
It's a great fate. Will you have the honor to pay a visit to your house later? Haha, hahaha..."
The other party even knows the city lord and the garrison, which shows that he doesn't even pay attention to those two masters who are as big as the sky in his eyes. If he, a big-ass little officer, climbs this high branch, and what if he and the
It's the same thing as said in those knight novels. If you accidentally let the daughter of the other party fall in love with you, won't you become prosperous in the future?
At this time, Leo looked him up and down, and then said categorically: "You don't have that honor~!"
Everyone nearby burst out laughing.
The young officer couldn't help but hesitate. Seeing everyone laughing, he felt annoyed in his heart. He just shouted angrily at everyone: "Why are you laughing? Don't laugh~! Don't laugh."
But the people around him laughed louder and louder.
At this time, Xiaobai outside took advantage of the crowds surrounding the place and walked to the side in a swagger. When he saw the tax box that was about to be placed next to the city gate, he immediately raised his big foot and kicked it open.
Then all the coins inside flowed out at once.
Xiaobai was disappointed and a little annoyed to find that all the money was actually copper coins~!
Uncle Xiao Bai has long been accustomed to seeing gold coins, silver coins, and so on. There must be several gold coins in a minute. But when he ran here, he finally reached out and found only copper plates.
Damn it, this is sending beggars away~!
It immediately snorted its proboscis contemptuously and turned to leave, but then turned around, picked up several noses, and placed them in the large pocket on its back.
Xiaobai is also a well-behaved person...well, a well-behaved person.
Although the money is indeed a little short, the ancient maxim passed down by the ancestors, "Thieves do not cheat," cannot be broken under any circumstances. This rule cannot be broken.
At this time, a soldier in the crowd shouted: "Sir, this little fat man doesn't seem to be a nobleman. I remember seeing that the document was very important, but it shouldn't be a noble document.
But what it is, I can’t remember for the moment.”
The young officer glared at the adjutant fiercely, and then shouted angrily: "Asshole, you can't remember, you are yelling so randomly, you are really an asshole."
He turned back, pointed at Leo sharply, and shouted: "You little fat guy, you dare to fuck here, and you also show off that you have a master, you are really guilty. Come on,
First, lock up this little fat guy..."
Having said this, he looked at the adjutant next to him and saw that he was still thinking hard. He immediately had a sudden thought in his heart and thought to himself: My adjutant doesn't seem to have a very good memory. What if that little fat guy is really someone?
If a descendant of a noble family offends him, he will be in serious trouble.
It's better to let it go than offend it. It's better to be cautious. It's better to be cautious.
Thinking of this, he immediately waved his hand and said angrily: "Go away...go, go quickly. I'm unlucky today. You little fat man, go away quickly. Master, I have a lot of energy and won't argue with you.
Go quickly, go quickly."
As he spoke, he waved his hands impatiently, signaling Leo to leave quickly.
Leo immediately snorted angrily, waved his fist, and shouted loudly: "Master, I am not fat at all~! If you call me a fat man again, see how I can skin you..."
But before he could finish his words, Lorraine had already stepped forward, grabbed him, and dragged him out. Then he walked towards the city with several girls.
The guards nearby looked at the officer and wanted to stop him and collect taxes from them, but they saw that they were all dressed in gorgeous clothes and were either rich or noble.
The gestures and gestures showed the elegance that the city lord and the garrison masters tried their best to learn but could not learn.
Especially those girls, all of them are gorgeous and charming. Their smiles and frowns make people feel their heart beat faster and their breathing becomes short.
No matter how weird this group of people seems to be, it's better not to mess with them.
At this moment, Lorraine casually flicked his hand back, and then a black dot flew over.
The young officer hurriedly reached out to catch it with extremely agile skills - a skill that can only be developed after countless practice of catching money.
The young officer opened his hands and took a look. Under the sun, a round piece of metal was shining with golden light. It stung his eyes.
Gold coins~!
The young officer immediately exclaimed in low voice. These were gold coins. Even the city lord put these metals under the bed like precious lumps.
But the other party just threw one over without thinking.
At this time, Lorraine's voice came over: "This is a reward for you."
He immediately bowed to the ground and shouted loudly: "Thank you, sir, thank you for the reward~! Thank you so much for the reward~! I wish you all the best and good health."
At the same time, he secretly wiped his hands with cold sweat. It was a pity that he had not really offended that group of people just now. Just one move was a gold coin. No matter what they did, they were far from being a small city gate like him.
The official can afford to be offended.
But Lorraine couldn't help but look a little gloomy after hearing the little officer's flattery.
At this time, everyone has arrived in the city. Several women have long been fascinated by the pearls, blue diamonds and other things here. They all have their sleeves rolled up, eagerly waiting to go to those shops to buy like crazy.
.Not paying attention at all.
Fiona, on the other hand, kept looking at Lorraine without any problem. She noticed that Lorraine's expression was wrong, so she immediately pulled the sleeve of Deipole next to her, and then gestured to her.
Deipole understood immediately, smiled sweetly and asked Lorraine: "What's wrong with you? There seems to be something wrong with your face."
Lorraine snorted coldly and said: "I gave that little officer a gold coin, and he tried his best to flatter me. A bunch of country bumpkins have never even seen a gold coin. This shows that the so-called
Wealth is all a lie~!”
Leo was immediately startled, then looked at Lorraine with admiration, and said: "Boss, why did you change your gender? You actually got a gold coin as soon as you shot it. It turns out that you are throwing stones to ask for directions. You are indeed an expert~!
Pei Fu, Pei Fu."
Next to her, Vera eagerly rolled up her sleeves and said, "Master, why do we care about so many of them? Are you telling us when we will start robbing? I can't wait any longer."