Chapter eight hundred and forty-third press spokesman
Chapter 843: Press Spokesperson (asking for votes)
"That little elephant is afraid of seeing blood?" After hearing Lorraine's words, Claudia hesitated for a moment. She felt that there was something wrong with this sentence, and then she realized, "This doesn't mean that the little elephant will definitely get stabbed."
Human?"
Claudia felt quite dumbfounded in her heart: What kind of person brings what kind of animal~! Each one is worse than the other~!
How can there be such a thing? You are not afraid of dead people, but you are afraid of seeing blood? Add three levels to the bastard!
She couldn't help but think of that joke: A rich man listened to the beggar's tragic experience, his eyes filled with sympathy, and felt his heart was broken. So while wiping his tears, he asked the servant to drive the poor man out with a stick.
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But then, when he saw the indifferent expression on Lorraine's face, he couldn't help but feel a chill. This man was really just like the rich man, cold and heartless at heart.
This character is clearly the same as that of a nobleman who never spits out his bones.
At this time, Xiaobai's eyes were covered. Xiaobai raised his head deliberately to show that there was no light leakage. Then he rolled up the flying knife with his long nose and tossed it up and down very skillfully.
The musician next to him also felt nervous for a while. Then he waved the drum stick in his hand and played a series of fast and low drum sounds, pushing the tense atmosphere to its highest peak.
The audience in the venue held their breath and stared nervously at Xiaobai's wrapped knife.
That's a real flying knife.
Once it is stabbed on the body, it will definitely be dripping with blood, and the meat will not taste good for several days. And if you are unlucky, it will be stabbed in the neck, heart and other important parts, so that the little elephant will be hanged by the knife, and it will not be able to eat again in the future.
No need to eat anymore.
The funeral home owner would be happy to take the business.
The big man who was used as a target looked at Xiao Bai, his face turned pale, and there was really no blood left in his face.
He kept swallowing nervously, and his thick Adam's apple kept shaking up and down. His legs kept shaking slightly, and the sweat on his forehead kept flowing down, soaking half of his clothes.
He felt regretful in his heart. If he had known that these men were so difficult to deal with, even if he had his legs broken, he would never have jumped out and forced this leader. These guys looked really deadly.
But at this time, under the spotlight of everyone, he could only hold on to himself. Once he suddenly made a sound, or turned around and ran away, not to mention whether the animalistic little elephant would let him go, even if it was a circus
There will no longer be a place for oneself in it.
They will never tolerate a coward actor who drags them down and screws up the performance. The fate awaiting him is probably to be a beggar on the street for the rest of his life.
Therefore, even though he was extremely nervous, he still did not dare to move. He prayed to the great devil in his heart that he would not be stabbed. He would definitely go to the temple to worship once a month in the future.
Sweat dripped down from his forehead and flowed into his eyes, which stung his eyes. However, he still opened his eyes wide and stared at Xiaobai's flying knife closely, so that he could accurately shoot the knife in the shortest possible time.
Determine the direction of its flying knife to decide your own action.
He kept cursing in his mind, Damn, whoever tells me that small animals are not dangerous next time, I will kill him.
The audience all opened their eyes wide, held their breath, and watched Xiaobai's performance without blinking.
At this moment, the drumming suddenly stopped.
For a moment, the entire venue was silent. Even the sound of a pin dropping could be clearly heard by everyone.
Someone couldn't hold it in anymore and coughed lowly, but then hurriedly covered it with his hand, for fear that the sound would affect the performance of Xiaobai on the court.
Xiaobai threw the throwing knife twice, then turned his long nose back and forth a few times, and then shot out randomly.
In Xiaobai's opinion, the direction is probably correct. Even if the dart hits the spectators next to him, well, it will be considered indirect damage. (Military term used to beautify the damage to civilians caused in military operations. Used exclusively by the US military.)
At this moment, Claudia finally couldn't hold it any longer and shouted loudly: "Wait a minute~!"
When he heard her voice, Xiao Bai was about to dart the throwing knife out. He suddenly paused, but he was caught off guard... caught off guard, the dart rolled and flew out crookedly.
The big man suddenly heard Claudia's voice and his nerves relaxed. But in the next moment, his pupils immediately tightened.
The dart has already flown towards me, and it keeps zooming in and out of sight~!
It was already too late for the big man to hide any longer.
Immediately afterwards, amidst the exclamations of everyone, a muffled sound of "dong" was heard, which was clearly transmitted to everyone's ears.
Everyone looked intently and saw that the dart had been nailed to the man's crotch, and it was close to the man's body.
"Wow!" Everyone in the audience exclaimed at the same time.
"Okay~!"
“Awesome~!”
"One more time, one more time~!"
"..."
Everyone present immediately burst into enthusiastic cheers, and many people jumped up and patted their chairs excitedly and shouted.
The sound rose like a tide, almost exploding the entire camp.
But the big man's legs were trembling constantly, and his face almost turned green.
"Again?"
He clearly felt that when the flying knife flew just now, the cold and sharp blade cut open his trousers, leaving only a trace. Just a trace, he was qualified to be a eunuch.
A very promising job.
Now he has to push up with both feet.
At this time, Claudia had also walked up.
She looked at Xiaobai, who had a puzzled look on his face and kept blinking his big watery eyes, and her heart was so excited that she almost trembled.
This time I found a treasure~!
With this little elephant, you can become the queen of the circus show business~!
If there are white tigers, white tigers, black panthers and brown bears, then it is great. They are far behind Xiaobai.
From now on, no matter who it is, it is absolutely impossible for him to compete with his circus~!
With this kind of strength, we can switch to a high-end route. We no longer need to be a street performance group. From now on, we will not earn copper coins, but gold coins.
She has also seen that her future days will be filled with golden light and mountains of gold coins.
Even Lancelot, the white-headed guy, looks a little older and wrinkled, but he is still quite handsome. Older is better than older, and more reliable than younger.
And he seems to be in good health, especially...especially that waist that is pretty strong. I will be able to make do with it in the future...
When you can’t do anything anymore, buy a few hundred acres of land, build a manor, and raise a few dogs...
Thinking of this, she immediately felt her cheeks burning, and then she shook her head vigorously, throwing those messy thoughts behind her head. She kept telling herself, "Calm down, calm down."
When the audience saw that Xiaobai was no longer performing, they started to cheer loudly and shouted: "We want to see flying knives, we want to see flying knives."
Many people in the middle saw a beautiful woman with long legs and slender waist walking up, and then they couldn't help but whistle loudly at Claudia, teasingly saying: "Little girl, come and give me a smile."
"Twist it, twist it, and I will reward you."
Claudia, who has rich stage experience, did not panic at all when she saw this situation. Those who took advantage of her pretended not to hear, just raised her hands and said loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, be quiet.
, be quiet."
Seeing this, the actors nearby also stepped forward to help.
The audience gradually became quiet.
Claudia coughed lightly, and then said: "Ladies and gentlemen, I believe you have watched the wonderful performance just now. This is a wonderful show specially presented to you by our king Xiaobai.
For this show, he has been practicing hard for many years, enduring wind, frost, rain, snow, and severe cold. No matter how hard or tiring he is, he never screams without any complaints. His hands are worn out, and his feet are bruised.
Already..."
At this point, she suddenly realized where Xiaobai's hand came from? She couldn't help but paused slightly, but seeing the audience listening carefully to her lyrical speech, she immediately continued hurriedly: "But...
But for the sake of the audience and for all of you to watch better programs and more exciting performances, they still practice hard without any regrets.
Even though he is sick, he still perseveres because he knows that he is carrying everyone's expectations, and there are so many audiences who are looking forward to watching his performance..."
Lorraine looked at Claudia in surprise. For a moment, she felt that she was radiant and dazzling. She was simply the most competent press spokesperson. Well, she had to be the one in Iraq when the United States was fighting Silk Road.
When it comes to telling lies, he doesn't even write a draft. Moreover, he is so sensational and touching that it makes people burst into tears. It would be a pity not to be a liar.
At this time, Claudia changed her tone, then pointed at Xiaobai, who looked confused, and said: "Let's take a look. In fact, he came out to perform today and he was also sick. He forced himself to come out and gave it to him.
Thank you all for this wonderful performance.
Although it doesn’t say it, those of us who know it well know that it has long been exhausted physically and mentally.
So for its sake, and for the sake of all of you seeing the best performance tomorrow, we’d better let it go and have a good rest.”
She looked at the audience and sneered in her heart, thinking to herself: Are you kidding me? From today on, this little elephant will be the mainstay of our circus. You poor devils just paid a few coins and it's like this.
Want to see its performance? Dream on, you guys~!
I will raise the ticket price later~!
You have to get gold coins to get in. I heard that Lingshan is offering a gold card, platinum card, and diamond card to deceive the rich.
With this performance as the foundation, the advertising reputation has already been established.
I'll do it too, and get a 10% discount.
It’s just one gold coin for each person, no, three gold coins for each person, and the people who look at it will probably break their heads. Maybe, I can also sell the legendary hanging ticket~!
There are many rich people in this city. We specialize in the business of rich people.
At this time, the audience was also talking a lot. What do they think? Why do they feel that Xiaobai does not look like he is overtired? The audience unceremoniously "booed" and started to make a fuss.
Claudia turned her head and took a look, and suddenly became angry.
I saw the little elephant wandering back and forth in the middle of the field while having nothing to do, picking up all the coins thrown by the audience on the ground, and then putting them into the pocket on his back with a smile.
No matter how you look at it, you look like a money addict.
Claudia glared at it fiercely, and then cursed in a low voice: "Fake me sick~! Otherwise, all the money will be deducted from you~!"
Xiaobai glanced at her sideways, then grinned indifferently, turned around, and faced her with his fat ass.
Uncle Xiaobai’s eyes are so bright~!
Who can be offended and who cannot be offended, he knows clearly in his heart just by taking a look at it. It doesn't care at all about this woman who has only a little bit of the boss's boss flavor in her body.
Claudia was immediately furious: How could this fat little Xiang look at people like a dog?
Lorraine looked at it and couldn't help sighing, and said softly: "Xiao Bai, just do it and listen to her."
Xiaobai turned to look at Lorraine, his big eyes flickering.
Lorraine shrugged and said, "Okay, give me the bonus."
Xiao Bai immediately did not hesitate, and immediately his body swayed. He staggered and almost fell to the ground. Then he held on in pain, with a look of strength, stubbornness, and never giving up...
That performance was Oscar-worthy.
Even when Lorraine saw it, she was amazed and unimaginable.
These expressions are extremely difficult even for a top actor to perform, but at this time, they appeared on Xiaobai's face easily~!
But why does this expression look so similar to when Leo was pretending to be sick?
Lorraine couldn't help but wonder: What did Leo teach Xiaobai? Xiaobai is becoming more and more like a politician now.
Or is Xiaobai, a little gangster, really a unique performing artist that only happens once in a century?
The audience couldn't help but exclaimed when they saw Xiao Bai's difficult actions. Then, without Claudia having to say anything, they all urged Xiao Bai to go back and rest.
When there is no threat, people are always full of admiration and love for those people or things with real abilities.
Especially no one can imagine that Xiaobai is a rogue elephant with high IQ.
Xiaobai then raised his nose politely to everyone, then turned around and walked slowly towards the backstage, leaving everyone with a tired back.
Little did he know, this guy's pocket was so full of coins that it fell out as he walked quickly. To Xiaobai, every copper he earned was precious.
At this time, everyone in the venue applauded again. They welcomed Xiaobai's exit with warm applause.
Claudia let out a long sigh of relief, and then motioned to the people next to her to quickly come on stage and continue the performance.
The cheerful music sounded again. The actors rushed to the stage like butterflies in flowers, exerted all their energy and performed enthusiastically.
With Xiaobai's wonderful performance in front, they had to work hard.
It's just that although their performance was good, it was far inferior to Xiaobai's performance just now. It was not new at all to the audience.
After watching Xiaobai's performance, the audience immediately felt bored when they watched theirs. Many people even left the show. Anyway, after watching the most exciting part, the rest were the same.
They also planned to have enough energy to wait until the next day to watch Xiaobai's performance seriously.
And Claudia watched those people exit, but she was not worried at all. She still had a smile on her face.
She knew that the sooner these people went back, the better. In this way, they would have the opportunity to brag to their neighbors and friends, and then bring more people to come and watch the performance the next day.
Claudia has already made a plan in her heart, she must make a huge sum of money the next day~!
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Lorraine took Xiaobai backstage calmly, and found that when the actors looked at Xiaobai, their eyes were full of strange emotions. There were jealousy, envy, resentment, and happiness...especially the most
Yes, it is a kind of admiration.
Admiration for Xiaobai’s wonderful performance~!
This was beyond a performance, it was a miracle.
Xiaobai was also very proud at this time, his pockets were full of money, and he walked with his head raised and his tail pouted, arrogantly, and his little tail flicked.
The two returned to Claudia's carriage, and Lorraine used the firelight to look at the whip wounds on its back. Fortunately, Xiao Bai's skin was rough and fleshy, and although the whip was painful, it was only painful.
It left a faint red mark on its back.
I guess I'll be fine once I get some sleep.
Even so, Lorraine felt a murderous intention in her heart. Those bastards really spared no effort when attacking others. They were so capable~!
Xiaobai is my younger brother. He always rushes to the front in every fight. He can carry and fight. If he is taken out to fight in a group, he will always be successful. After the fight, he comes back and gives some bonuses, and he immediately becomes happy. Such a good brother is now going to do this.
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We must deal with them well later and let them know that there are many people in this world that they cannot afford to offend~!
Lorraine looked at it, still a little worried, and then found some bruise medicine and applied it to Xiao Bai. Then she gave up. Then she noticed that Xiao Bai, a foodie, could indeed eat and sleep. At this time
I have fallen into a deep sleep again, and have entered dreamland. I have to smack my lips from time to time, and I don’t know what good things I have eaten in my dreams.
After a while, the night got deeper and deeper, and then I heard the music outside gradually getting lower. It was obvious that the performance outside had also ended.
A familiar fragrant breeze blew towards my face.
Immediately afterwards, the door of the carriage opened, and a graceful figure appeared at the door.
Without looking inside, she immediately jumped up, closed the car door, and then groaned lowly, stretched out her hands, and immediately showed off her perfectly curved and uneven figure.
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It's Claudia.
She didn't pay attention, and took off her clothes as she walked into the car.
Even though it was unusually dark in the carriage, Lorraine still keenly captured the warm, jade-like, white and smooth luster coming from her exposed shoulders.