Chapter eight hundred and sixty-eight wonderful performance (radish recruitment, happy new year)
Chapter 868: Brilliant Performance (Carrot Recruitment, Happy New Year)
Happy New Year to everyone
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Early the next morning, when the first ray of dawn appeared in the sky, the ordinary people in Dotrey City were still sleeping, and Lorraine had already climbed out of bed early, with the morning light still on his head.
The stars that have not yet set.
He held in his hand a notice he had written after staying up late last night, carrying a pulp bucket, humming a tune, and came to the outside of the inn. Then he brushed twice on the outer wall of the inn, and then, like a conditioned reflex, he wrote
I drew a big word 'demilitarize' and then drew a white circle.
After finishing, Lorraine took two steps back and admired his craftsmanship. He found that although the circle was not quite round, he already had the most powerful offensive force in the world - the demolition commando team.
taste.
"Domineering, really domineering~!" Lorraine secretly praised in his heart, admiring this symbol sideways and vertically, which represents the second strongest army in the world after the urban management corps (the urban management corps is a strategic offensive force, and the demolition commandos are good at attacking)
The city was cut off, water and electricity were cut off, and it was only second place). Lorraine actually misses that era a little bit.
At this moment, a voice came from the side: "What are you drawing randomly over there? Why don't you hurry up and seize the time?"
Lorraine smiled bitterly and turned her head. Sure enough, she saw Claudia wearing a white fox fur, with three points of grace and seven points of charm, standing behind him handsomely, with a pretty face.
, with bright eyes, hands on her slender waist, and a look of slight anger on her face, which is particularly touching.
Behind her, Xiaobai was looking up at the sky, whistling, as if he was an innocent passer-by. He was saying, "I am not a brother-in-law, but I am not righteous. I really don't have time. I don't have time."
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When Claudia saw Lorraine staring at her blankly without saying a word, she immediately stamped her foot and said, "What are you looking at?"
Only then did Lorraine come to her senses, and then said with a smile: "Isn't it just that I'm pretty, so people look at me twice? I just looked at it, what do you think? If you have the ability, come and bite me.
Huh? Come on, come on?"
Claudia was stunned for a moment, quite dumbfounded. She didn't know whether to laugh or be angry. She glanced at Lorraine angrily, then walked over and gently pulled his arm.
, begged softly: "Okay, stop making trouble, we still have a lot of things to do today. We may be busy with our feet in the air. Just work quickly, ah?"
As he spoke, he stretched out his slender hand and patted Lorraine's chest gently.
Lorraine looked at her with a smile, and then said: "It's easy if you want me to work. You have to kiss me."
Claudia couldn't help but hesitated again. Then she looked at Lorraine's expression, smiled bitterly, and then said: "You bastard, I really owe you in my previous life."
She looked around and found that the street was still quiet, with no passers-by at all. Then she boldly stood up on tiptoes, and then kissed Lorraine gently on the face. Then she turned her beautiful eyes.
, biting her cherry lips, and bravely whispered: "When these days of work are over, I will..."
Lorraine looked at her strangely, then laughed and said, "Just do what you want?"
Claudia looked at the evil smile on his face, obviously trying to seduce her. She immediately bit her lip, raised her foot and kicked his calf, saying: "You bad guy, I..."
I...I won’t tell you anymore!”
As he spoke, his pretty face turned red with embarrassment, then he covered his face with his hands and ran back to the inn quickly.
Then a burst of exclamation came from inside: "Ah, miss, be careful. Don't hit..."
Immediately afterwards, a loud "bang" sound came.
Then someone complained: "Miss, what are you doing? Running so fast all of a sudden? Are there wolves chasing you? You didn't even look at the road."
Claudia immediately apologized profusely.
Listening to the voice inside, Lorraine couldn't help but smile bitterly, and thought to herself: If she knew her identity and knew that she had been tricked by him, would she still be like this?
Thinking about Claudia's usual enthusiasm, Lorraine couldn't help but have a headache.
Xiaobai next to him saw his thoughtful look and knew that he was distracted again. He immediately shook his head in an old-fashioned way: These humans are really dishonest and don't work well all day long.
I don’t know what I’m thinking about~!
I have to stick it and rub it, is it interesting? I don’t touch her wallet. It’s just a waste of feelings~!
Lorraine saw the look in its eyes and reacted. Then she smiled bitterly, picked up the brush and painted the wall with a layer of paste, then picked up the notice and pasted it.
Then I took a look and found that there was indeed nothing wrong. Then I turned around, picked up the slurry bucket and a brush, and walked along the street to the other side.
Xiaobai swayed his butt and followed Lorraine. The pockets on his back that were originally filled with wallets and snacks had been completely emptied and replaced with stacks of thick leaflets, all of which were from Claudia and
The remaining people in the circus were the result of a long night's work.
Xiaobai's task today is to carry leaflets to Lorraine.
Lorraine will take Xiaobai to post those flyers all over the city. Notify every citizen in the city to let them know that the circus is recruiting people again.
Moreover, as Claudia is a qualified boss of a cultural and entertainment industry group, a star entrepreneur, and a local government cultural and sports activity contractor, she also has extremely keen business sense. She also wants to use this recruitment opportunity to do a free
Advertising to spread the reputation of the circus.
When Lorraine was working as a part-time student, she often took on the task of posting small advertisements everywhere to earn some pocket money to accompany her girlfriend to Pizza Hut.
He has even done the "certificate @#￥!%￥" which was originally called the ninth wonder of the world.
I think back then, he had gone through hundreds of battles and accumulated rich combat experience in the guerrilla wars with those fat aunts with red hoops on their arms and the urban management officers who were known as the most powerful army in the world. It can be said that he was posting advertisements.
The great master-level hero in the world.
In many battles, he fully carried forward the principle of "when the enemy advances, we retreat, when the enemy is stationed, we harass, when the enemy is tired, we attack, when the enemy retreats, we pursue" this great principle of mobile guerrilla warfare that has been well-known in Qing history and has been immortalized through the ages.
Walking down alleys, I had countless thrilling battles with those people.
And from the fact that he has fought hundreds of times, never been caught and fined, and maintained a record of complete victory, we can see how brave Lord Luo is in fighting.
It's just that some of the grandsons are also very dishonest. After doing their work for them, those brats delayed their wages and refused to pay them. It still makes Lorraine hate him when he thinks about it. From then on, Lorraine hated people who were owed wages the most.
What's more, now that there is no longer the most powerful army in the world and the fat aunts wearing red sleeve bands chasing him, he is even more at home.
In the beginning, he still remembered his mission.
Except for the places in the square that can be seen by Claudia and others, all advertisements are posted in conspicuous places. In other places, in order to make it easier for his people to sneak into the circus, he plans to learn "Galaxy"
In "The Hitchhiker's Guide", the British guys did the same thing during the demolition work. When Claudia and the others couldn't see it, they posted all the advertisements on toilets, alleys, garbage piles, etc.
An inconspicuous place.
When distributing flyers, Lorraine would rather give the "Jugenbao" flyer to the little loli than throw the flyer into the trash can.
In Lorraine's words, we are very professional and do things when we get paid.
But then, as he was swiping and swiping, he felt a little "high", and his mind suddenly turned, and he suddenly returned to the glorious age of "small advertising guerrilla warfare".
That is, brush where it is eye-catching, brush where it is conspicuous, run away after brushing, run around and come back and brush again. Lorraine herself was so happy that she forgot about everything, and Xiaobai was as tired as a dog, panting and vomiting.
Tongue.
In a short period of time, Lorraine had placed all those advertisements at intersections, shopping malls, markets, etc., in crowded places.
When he reacted, he found that there were only a few advertisements left on Xiaobai's back.
Lorraine cursed inwardly, "Damn, you've gone too far~!"
It's too late to regret now.
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When the sun slowly rose, the people in the city got up from their beds, opened their doors with sleepy eyes, and at first sight saw the circus recruitment advertisement in the most eye-catching place.
It's hard for them not to see it. Not only is the job advertisement posted in a conspicuous position, but it's also in the brightest colors of yellow and red.
Everyone's eyes lit up. Especially Claudia, who was afraid that everyone wouldn't understand, so she wrote the big "Ten gold coins a day" in the middle of the notice with a red pen.
Although the education level of the people in Dotre City is generally not high, there are still a few who can read and write, like Kong Yiji, who is afraid that others will not know that he is knowledgeable.
Without waiting for anyone to ask, these scoundrels spontaneously stood in front of the notices, then shook their heads and read out all the words in the notices word for word.
In order to show off their literary talents, some bastards even have to recite in a very cadence, as if they are reciting poetry.
After he finished reciting it, he didn't leave. He waited for a while and there were more people and recited it again. He kept saying that he didn't care about his hoarse voice and was in a very good mood.
In just half an hour, the news that the circus was recruiting people, and the offer was 'ten gold coins a day', had spread throughout the city like lightning.
When everyone heard the news, the whole city was in an uproar, and even the government officials in the city knew about it.
In this era, productivity is low. Except for officials who can live a more comfortable life, the rest of the people are not living very well.
The vast majority of people have to work hard day after day and endure poverty and hardship. They live like dogs.
After working hard for a year, I could only save enough money to buy a palm-long piece of meat during the holidays and eat a few pieces of white bread. This was considered a good year. Many people did not even live past the age of forty.
Although the older people have lost their energy and are willing to stay at home and work hard, the young people are all deeply influenced by the epics and poems sung by the bards and do not want to remain unknown.
After a life of hardship, I longed to go outside and see a new world.
It would be better to be like the heroes in the epics, get five or six or seventy-eight artifacts, chop down a giant dragon, rescue a beautiful princess, and then the princess takes her kingdom, drives her carriage, and takes her with her.
Her beautiful sister, and a rich dowry, came to marry her.
Then you can live a beautiful life of debauchery, wine ponds and meat forests.
But although they have the courage, they don't have the ability and strength, let alone the opportunity. After all, a trip will cost a lot of money, but they don't even have a few coins in their hands.
No one will give you anything like food, clothing, housing, and transportation for free. You have to earn everything honestly by yourself.
They were always longing for such an opportunity. Suddenly, an old man with an unshaven beard rushed up to them, patted his shoulder and said: "Boy, I see that you have good bones and are a prodigy in martial arts. I will pass on my lifelong skills to you for free."
I give it to you, and the task of defending the world will be left to you from now on."
Of course, this kind of story in knight novels will not appear, but now a real opportunity has appeared in front of them~!
The treatment of the circus is obvious to all. At least everyone in the circus is dressed neatly when they go out. Although it is not as good as the previous ones, it is more than enough.
And being able to eat three full meals a day is the most important thing. Not to mention, there are ten gold coins per person per day, which is a huge amount of money that seriously disrupts the rules of the cultural and entertainment industry.
Although according to the rules of the Chinese New Year, at this time, the salary for going out to work will be increased by three to five times. But even if it is divided by three or five, it is still a lot of money.
Such a good thing can't be found even with a lantern.
They didn't know that Claudia was also suffering from a sudden illness and sought medical treatment indiscriminately. Promising such a high salary was actually an act that seriously disrupted the rules of the cultural and entertainment industry.
For example, the madam of the brothel hated her to death. After hearing the news, the ladies under her were about to revolt. The wages for performing tricks were ten gold coins. They only earned two gold coins by working all night every day. Therefore,
They are all clamoring for a salary increase.
So, early in the morning, someone received the news and waited at the entrance of the circus, eagerly waiting to apply.
As the news spread more and more, more and more people crowded at the entrance of the circus.
They were noisy at the door, wanting the circus inside to start recruiting as soon as possible.
In order to squeeze forward to a better position, some people exchanged malicious words with the companions next to them, and even punched and kicked each other.
The whole scene was extremely chaotic for a while.
Fortunately, Claudia is also experienced. When performing circuses in the past, chaos sometimes broke out in the scene. Therefore, she greeted the city guards in advance and gave a big red envelope to the city guards who begged.
Go out to maintain order.
Seeing that the scene was a bit chaotic, the city guards immediately rolled up their sleeves and whipped the scoundrels who came to cause trouble, making them all howl and scream. Then the scene returned to calm.
By mid-morning, the hotel room slowly opened.
Those who were familiar with this hotel immediately discovered that the living room had changed. The entire living room had become empty. There was only a table placed directly opposite.
And a middle-aged man with gray hair was wearing a standard poker face, as if someone owed him five million, and he was sitting behind the table with a serious look. In front of the table, he was using a
There was a big sign that read: "Personnel Director".
It was Lorraine.
Everyone outside the hotel saw him and immediately understood. This guy should be today's interviewer.
There was a commotion among them immediately.
But then they saw Lorraine raising her head, with a sharp divine light shining from her bright eyes, as if they were real. Everyone was shocked and immediately fell silent.
In fact, Lorraine was feeling very happy. In the past, she had only been interviewed in the job market, but now she was cheating. We were also interviewing others.
Looking at the crowd of people outside the door, Lorraine snorted coldly. Then he said: "The interview begins."
Then someone nearby shouted loudly: "The interview has begun. Arrange the order and come in one by one. Anyone who disturbs the order will be expelled on the spot."
The crowd immediately went into an uproar, and then they all lined up honestly.
At this time, the person at the front had already walked in happily.
He took off his hat, bowed to Lorraine, showed the most humble posture, and said: "I have met the master."
Lorraine snorted coldly: He was just a supervisor, not a boss. He originally wanted to correct the man's mistake, but when he saw the long queue behind him, he knew there was still a lot of work to do, so he might as well
It saves effort.
Therefore, he did not speak, but squinted his eyes and stared at the person for a while, then said: "Name, address..."
The man immediately answered his questions one by one.
Lorraine snorted, and then said: "As a circus performer, you must have a talent for comedy, so I ask you a question. A pig ran in a straight line and hit a tree and died. How did it die?"
The man was startled for a moment, scratched his head, and wondered why he still asked such a question.
He rolled his eyes, thought seriously for a while, and then asked tentatively: "He was killed by a collision?"
Lorraine snorted coldly, and then said: "You can go. Next one."
The man was startled for a moment, and then his face became sad. He wanted to beg for mercy again, but seeing Lorraine's face, he had to stand up reluctantly and walked out.
Then the second one came in
Lorraine looked at the man and asked directly without asking his name: "A pig ran in a straight line and hit a tree and died. How did it die?"
The man was also startled, and then tentatively replied: "He was hit and killed."
Lorraine waved her hand and said: "Next."
In this way, more than a dozen people were interviewed in succession, but none of them were qualified. The crowd could not help but feel a commotion, and everyone became worried.
Then a fat little boy squeezed in with sweat profusely.
Although he is young, he is fair and chubby, and his skin is so delicate that people can't help but pinch his face when they look at it.
But immediately everyone couldn't help but be very surprised, why did such a big kid want to apply for a job in the circus?
I saw that little fat man came to Lorraine and sat down obediently, but his big black and bright eyes were spinning around, looking around randomly. At a glance, it was clear that although this little gangster
He looks honest on the outside, but he is definitely not a good person.
Lorraine immediately asked the question again.
The little hooligan immediately replied loudly: "Of course he is stupid."
Lorraine snorted and said, "You passed the test. Go upstairs."
The little fat man immediately cheered, waved his fist, and shouted loudly: "Ha, I succeeded, I succeeded."
As he spoke, he ran upstairs.
The people in the back were wailing. If one person is recorded, there will be one less spot, and their chances will be even less.
Then a middle-aged fat man walked up.
Lorraine took a look, and through the other person's sensitive eyes, he immediately recognized that it was Deipole, and then said: "One plus one equals?"
Deipole blinked and said: "Two."
Lorraine said: "You have passed the test, go upstairs."
The crowd at the back suddenly burst into an uproar: Isn’t this question too simple?
Then Lorraine saw the next few people who were all his own people, and immediately they all asked extremely simple questions. For example, what is today's date, how many suns are there in the sky, and so on.
Let them get through easily. Once the guys who are serious about applying come to apply, they will all be malicious and make things difficult for them. Get rid of them.
But this city of Dotre is not without capable people.
For example, there is a ruffian with a tuft of hair under his eyes.
Lorraine asked: "Xiao Ming's mother has three children, the eldest is called Da Mao, the second is called Ermao, what is the name of the third?"
The ruffian said without blinking: "Xiao Ming."
“What gets dirtier the more you wash it?”
"water."
"How many stars are there in the sky?"
"There are no stars during the day, but at night, there are only stars for the day."
Lorraine asked several questions in succession, but the man answered them all at once without blinking. Lorraine felt as if he had met his opponent.
But how can such a childish thing be difficult for Lorraine? He finally sneered and said: "Discuss the special theory of relativity."
The man immediately foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground.
Lorraine glanced at him with pity and thought to herself: "What a pity. If it were normal times, I might still be able to spar with you."
When another person was replaced, Lorraine asked directly to avoid trouble: "Tell me the principle of the plasma laser cannon."
The man immediately fell to the ground frothing at the mouth.
Fortunately, when Old Lester arrived, Lorraine immediately asked: "What is three plus two?"
The man next to him was being dragged out. After hearing Lorraine's question, he immediately shouted: "It's not fair, it's not fair, you are recruiting carrots."
Lorraine sneered and said: "There is no fairness in this world. You just need to be content with yourself. You will be happy later."
The man gave Lorraine a strange look, and finally walked out dejectedly. They obviously don't want you, so what's the point of you clinging to him? Even if you enter the circus, you will definitely die wearing small shoes.