Chapter 909 I am very democratic (seeking a monthly ticket)
Chapter 909: I am very democratic (please vote for me)
The central square of Maple Leaf Danlin was already crowded with people. It was almost overwhelming.
Even so, there were still large numbers of people outside who came after hearing the news.
The teachers and students looked at the war fortress riddled with holes and soaked in the flames of war and smoke like a pilgrim. They couldn't help but feel admiration and surprise.
Just looking at the miserable state of this war fortress is enough to make people feel frightened.
One can imagine how fierce the fighting was at that time.
I don’t know how Lorraine and the others broke through the gun of the Undead High Priest and drove such a big thing back?
War Fortress~!
This kind of terrifying weapon only appeared in legends before. It was a weapon that the undead and demons used to fight on the battlefield thousands of years ago. It was a war machine that caused headaches for the human heroes back then.
Whenever it appears in the sky, it will be like a god of death, arrogantly dominating the world, harvesting countless lives and turning the entire earth into a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood.
But now, it is right in front of him, and it is as well-behaved as... a girlfriend who just got a diamond the size of a pigeon egg, with a shy face, as if she refused to welcome it. And this girlfriend always holds her
Her big, watery eyes flickered as if they could talk, making people excited.
It's a man, who can bear it?
All the teachers and students in Maple Leaf Danlin were eager to rush into the war fortress and have a good look at it. Take a look at what this legendary and powerful weapon that has been feared by humans for thousands of years and longed for for thousands of years looks like.
If you have the opportunity, touch it with your own hands and feel the power of this war weapon and... the weight of history.
Some despicable bastards even secretly prepared knives, swords, daggers, etc., just waiting for an opportunity to engrave on the war fortress, 'So and so is here for a visit~!'
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Of course, it is not impossible for some dedicated scoundrels to engrave something like "Certificate, 135xxxx" on it for the sake of work.
However, although their calculations were quite good, at this time, the Papal Guards and the mages of Maple Leaf Danlin had already set up a cordon outside the war fortress to prohibit idlers from approaching.
Therefore, the teachers and students of Maple Leaf Danlin, whose curiosity was exhausted, could only watch from a distance and enjoy themselves. Looking at the arrogant scoundrels guarding the war fortress, they cursed themselves one after another.
The maple leaf forest is full of lunatics who like to study. The war fortress is in front of you, you can see it but you can't touch it. They are like perverts who fell into the den of beautiful women, only to find that they are tightly tied up. They are anxious
You have to jump straight to the point of getting angry.
The professors of the Mage Academy were like ants on a hot pot, eager to find Lester and ask for permission to enter the war fortress, but the strange thing was that they could not find him anywhere.
Lester and his party.
Just when everyone was feeling itchy, a crisp voice sounded from the crowd.
"Do you want to know how the human warriors landed on the demon continent?"
"Want to know how the wise, brave and fearless Lei Daxia and Bai Daxia captured the war fortress?"
“I want to know which ‘you’ refers to the hero who made the High Priest of the Undead marvel and say, ‘You and I are the only heroes in the world’?”
"Want to know who in the naval battle wiped out thousands of lichs and drove away the high priest of the undead with a gentle wave of his hand?"
The teachers and students of Maple Leaf Danlin were stunned for a moment after hearing this, and stood on tiptoes to look in the direction of the sound.
At this time, I heard the voice continue to say loudly: "What are you waiting for? Come quickly~! Friends. Now, the real adventure experience will be told by the initiator and witness of the Demon Adventure, Leo Lei.
Show the most authentic demon style in front of you."
The crowd roared and rushed forward.
I saw a long, white and fair little fat man with pink makeup appearing in front of me.
I saw that he was wearing a pair of round crystal sunglasses on his face, a military uniform on his body, and a wide leather strap around his waist. The steel buckle on it shone in the sun. The straps were on the left and right.
, grab two spinners.
Also hanging on the belt was a short sword set with emeralds.
It looks very majestic.
He was standing on a table, holding a large paper tube loudspeaker and shouting at the crowd.
Next to him, there stood a similarly white and fat baby elephant. It was staring happily at the dark crowd in front of it, as if looking at a lot of delicious food.
When everyone saw it, they were all shocked.
Of course, everyone in Maple Leaf Danlin knows this little fat man who is angry with both humans and gods. He used to be one of the four major harms of Maple Leaf Danlin, a super bully. When he was in the academy, he chased Zhang's chickens, chased Li's dogs, and fought at Wang's house.
Their little friend is a hooligan who does all kinds of evil.
Later, a group of hooligans from the college were organized and formed a mafia. Every afternoon, many of them would chase after the lovers with worthless ragworts and the like, dragging their long hair with them.
Sniffles, pulling on boys' trousers, pulling on girls' skirts, and engaging in forced buying and selling.
If you catch a toad, you can squeeze out urine, and if you catch a stone, you can squeeze out butter.
Anyone who sees this ruthless character will have a headache.
But having said that, since he ran away from the war fortress, his words should be credible.
While the more sincere students were still thinking about it, some impatient students were already shouting below: "Stop yelling, little fat man, let the hero come out quickly."
Little fat guy?
In normal times, Leo would have been furious when he heard someone dared to call him "fatty", but now he has a good temper and is actually smiling.
He blinked, then pointed to his nose with his index finger, and said proudly: "The hero you are talking about is the young master, myself~!"
"Tch..." There was a burst of booing from below.
Everyone in Maple Leaf Danlin knows Leo's identity, the future emperor of the Ruman Empire, although he is still a little kid now.
But his status is not ordinary noble. When he comes in and out, he is always surrounded by a group of followers.
Even if he got into trouble, there would still be people following him to wipe his ass. Unless Grand Duke Julius and Princess Catherine's brains were completely burned out, they would let Leo, a little brat, run wild in the realm of the demons.
Naturally no one believed what he said.
Looking at everyone's expressions, Leo was confident and unhurried.
He coughed lightly, and then said: "To tell you the truth, even your dean, the evil old man Lester with the beard, joined the revolution before me. If you don't believe me, just listen to me and tell you slowly..."
The crowd couldn't help but booed again.
Leo immediately became furious and said, "Okay, you don't believe me, right? Just listen to me and explain it to you."
He paused for a moment, and then said: "I think back then, when we were stealing things in the Holy See... bah bah bah. When we were visiting the Holy See, at this time, news suddenly came that the demons were about to invade us.
mainland.
At that time, my boss...do you know who my boss is? "
He raised his hand back and said proudly: "My boss is Luo Lin, Boss Luo, who is known as 'the sky is three feet high and the earth is seven minutes thin. When the geese pass by, they pluck their hair, when the tiger passes by, they leave their skin, and when the ants pass by, they have to remove their thighs.
Awesome, right?"
He paused for a moment, and then continued: "At that time, there was a chaos in the Holy See. My boss and I immediately stepped forward and volunteered to go to the demon clan to inquire about the news. We also acted quickly and took action immediately.
At that time, he made use of the magic circle that had been in the Holy See for a long time.
At that time, it was pitch black. Only a ray of light flashed..."
Leo gestured with his little hands and kept talking, picking out the most exciting part of the story about when he and Lorraine arrived at the Caribbean port.
After such a long period of training, Leo's eloquence is not perfect. He told several stories grippingly, but when everyone heard the nervousness, Leo suddenly reached out and slapped the table hard, and then shut his mouth.
Said.
When everyone heard the most critical moment, they felt itchy and immediately started shouting.
"We believe you, tell us quickly, tell us quickly."
"That's it, tell me quickly, what happened next?"
Leo coughed twice, glanced around, and said to himself: "After talking so much, my throat is very dry. And I don't even have any water to drink. You know that, that crazy thing.
Yes, I have to say it myself, how embarrassing is that? Haha, hahahaha..."
After saying that, he laughed dryly.
The audience was still wondering, wondering in their hearts: "Shen Ma, Shen Ma, do we understand Shen Ma? What's wrong with this little fat guy?"
At this moment, Xiaobai appeared at the right time.
It held a big bag on its nose, swung its short tail behind its buttocks, and ran to the crowd with cheerful steps. Then, it straightened its long nose forward and handed the bag to others.
This man watched blankly as a little elephant suddenly stretched out a large bag in front of him and shook the bag. He felt that this scene seemed familiar.
It wasn't until Xiaobai felt a little impatient, glared at him fiercely, and began to consider whether he should use some non-peaceful means to remind him. Only then did this guy slap his forehead and wake up, thinking: This is just a street performer.
, are you waiting to receive money?
But having said that, I heard something important, and it would be a pity not to listen. Just pay for it~!
This man took out a handful of change from his pocket and was about to throw it into Xiaobai's bag.
Xiaobai rolled up his nose, put his pocket back, and then stretched his big head forward, almost touching the guy's forehead. His two ping-pong ball-sized eyes stared at him fiercely, looking at him without blinking.
He hummed in a low voice.
The man was so frightened that he took a few steps back and said, "What are you doing?"
Someone next to me sneered and said, "You gave me less money. This is a story about sneaking into the demon clan. You only gave me a few coppers. Are you embarrassed?"
As he said this, the man took out a handful of gold coins and stuffed them into Xiao Bai's bag.
The jingling sound of the gold coins falling out of the pocket made the little white dragon look happy and beaming. His big eyes narrowed into thin slits.
Now everyone in the audience understood. They took out their gold coins and threw them into the bag. Then they urged Leo and shouted: "Speak quickly, speak quickly, we will give you the money."
Anyone who took out a copper coin or a silver coin would be rejected by Mr. Bai. He would also look at that person with contempt, "Are you kidding me? Mr. Bai can get several gold and silver coins every minute. How dare you~!"
The people next to him also kept urging, and those who were defeated by Xiaobai's eyes could only obediently take out a handful of gold coins.
However, there is still a thorn in the side who is unwilling to pay. When encountering this situation, as soon as Xiaobai signaled, Uncle Leo would shut up and stop talking. Of course, the person who was enjoying listening would not want to.
"We all spent money. Because you don't pay, this young man got angry and stopped talking. Our money was just in vain."
As a result, the angry crowd immediately threw the ruffian out of the crowd.
After a while, Leo was surrounded by a dense crowd of people. It looked like there were thousands of people, and they were still increasing. Xiaobai's bag of money was already dragging heavily on the ground.
Lorraine knew that Leo would not be able to live peacefully without Catherine.
Lorraine thought to herself: No wonder this boy is willing to talk in front of the Pegasus Knight. It turns out he is here to practice his eloquence.
At this rate of making money, one of Xiaobai's pockets is not enough. Lorraine pulled the Ruman Empire's representative in Maple Leaf Danlin beside him and told him: "Prepare a money-carrying carriage for the young master, but tell him in advance
For him, the usage fee is 30% of the income."
The representative was stunned for a moment, then grinned, smiled bitterly, and thought to himself: I had long heard that the education of the future No. 1 family of the empire was extraordinary. I was joking about how it was possible at the time, but it turned out to be true.
He nodded respectfully and said, "I obey, Lord Governor."
"Oh, by the way." Lorraine grabbed the representative who was about to leave and added: "I agreed with Leo that it will be after tax."
The representative sighed secretly in his heart. At this time, he knew before and after taxes. It seemed that the future of the empire was bright, but it would be difficult to be an official. He didn't know whether it would be good or bad.
Then he said: "Yes, sir, after tax."
At this time, I heard Leo continue to say: "Everyone must know that the women of this demon tribe all have thin waists, long legs, big breasts and big butts..."
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The welcome ceremony of Maple Leaf Danlin is over, because the warriors who are used to the floor rising and falling are still a little uncomfortable.
But before they could rest, Wabador invited them into the United Nations headquarters.
When Lorraine and Lester walked into the conference hall on the first floor, someone shouted: "Welcome our heroes~!"
Representatives from various countries who had been waiting at the venue all stood up and applauded vigorously.
Lester stepped to the front of the crowd. The old man's face was glowing with joy at this moment, and he waved frequently to the representatives from various countries in the venue.
Wabador arranged for everyone to sit on the rostrum, then knocked the wooden hammer and said in a deep voice: "Quiet, quiet."
After they calmed down, Wabador scanned the venue.
Today is extremely rare. There is no shortage of representatives in the League of Nations.
This is the second time since the founding meeting of the League of Nations that those guys have always been absent from work in the past. Although the excuses vary, most of them can be found in the tavern of Maple Leaf.
The representatives were all gathered together, and Wabador certainly knew what they were concerned about.
War Fortress, a powerful strategic weapon that can change the way war is fought.
There is no doubt that the side with the war fortress will have an absolute advantage on the battlefield.
The matter is already related to their own lives, so these representatives cannot help but care.
Looking at the fiery eyes of the representatives from various countries below, Lorraine and the others sitting on the rostrum couldn't help but smile bitterly. It didn't take a guess to know that what these people were thinking about now was if they had a war fortress, and then use it to eliminate their most hated enemies.
But now, the high priest of the undead's all-out attack is about to sound.
Obachm looked at Lorraine and the others and said, "I'd better say it first."
As he spoke, Obachm stood up, paused his staff, and said, "Everyone, let me first tell you about my experience in the Demon Continent during this period of time."
Obham stepped down from the podium and said slowly: "We have been dealing with the demons and dark mages for two months, and discovered an astonishing fact. In order to attack our human continent, the high priest of the undead realized what he had not done a thousand years ago.
The dream of realizing it has been planned for more than a hundred years."
Everyone was dumbfounded, and then looked at Obachum with a surprised expression. As time passed, humans had already lost their vigilance against the demons. The people sitting here had never thought that the High Priest of the Undead would be there in a thousand years.
Make a comeback and invade the human continent again.
Obham said: "As far as I know, the demons have built at least a hundred war fortresses."
The representatives below were immediately shocked. They had just seen the power of the war fortress flying down from the sky.
And this is just one, think about a hundred war fortresses flying in the air, magic cannons launching attacks on the ground, and then lichs falling from the sky...
So far, no human defense line can stop their attack.
"Are there really so many?" a representative asked cautiously.
Obachm shook his head and said: "This is already a conservative estimate. The real number may only be a lot more."
"Are you sure?" Some people still don't believe it.
"Yes, I'm sure." Obachm said: "Lorraine once found a construction plan for a war fortress in the enemy's military headquarters. It showed that the Leishan clan alone had built more than thirty war fortresses.
.And those who are more powerful than them will only build more war fortresses."
The representatives looked at Lorraine with different eyes. This guy went deep into the Demon Clan's territory and was able to sneak into their military headquarters to get documents. What on earth did he do in the Demon Clan?
"The best weapon for the opponent's war fortress can only be a war fortress." Obachm said: "Our top priority is to research and start building the war fortress as soon as possible."
"But how will this war fortress be built?" Someone below asked eagerly.
"Good question!" Lorraine stood up regardless of the pain all over his body and said with a smile: "Then I will talk about the decision of our War Fortress Construction Qualification Committee."
This war fortress construction qualification committee was discussed by Lorraine and St. Paul long before the war fortress was built.
War Fortress is a huge and sophisticated magical technology weapon. No country or organization on the human continent can independently research and rebuild it.
Including the Holy See, Maple Leaf Danlin, Mage Headquarters, and Ruman Empire, none have this kind of strength.
Only when several forces unite, and those with money provide money, and those with money provide personnel, can the war fortress be thoroughly studied in the shortest possible time.
The War Fortress Construction Qualification Committee came into being, which included the Ruman Empire, the Holy See, Maple Leaf Danlin and everyone who participated in the operation to infiltrate the demon clan.
At Lester's insistence, the mage headquarters was excluded, so that all mages who wanted to participate in the research had to obediently visit the dock at Lester, recognize the boss, and submit their names.
Ohid originally wanted to fight for the mage headquarters, but Lester added two female secretaries to Ohid, and the great mage Ohid easily sold out the mage headquarters.
The War Fortress Construction Qualification Committee was thus established, but the most important responsibility of the committee was not to build the War Fortress.
Lorraine said: "Based on the principle of equality, anyone from any country can build a war fortress. But first, an application must be submitted to the War Fortress Construction Qualification Committee.
Only after the unanimous approval of the committee can we obtain the qualification to build a war fortress."
There was a burst of booing from the representatives below, and some shouted: "You are a monopoly."
Lorraine glanced at the man and sneered: "Oh? You have a different opinion."
Lester, St. Paul, they all stared at the speaker with dark faces.
No matter it is the Holy See, Maple Leaf Danlin, or the Ruman Empire, any one of them is a behemoth that no one else can challenge, let alone when these three parties unite.
Seeing everyone on the podium glaring at him angrily, the man who spoke shivered, shook his head like a rattle, and said simply: "No, your decision is very wise."
What a joke, if you dare to have different opinions at this time, maybe War Fortress will go to his country in the next moment to test the weapon system a little.
Lorraine scanned the representatives in the venue and said: "Do you have any different opinions? I am a very democratic person. If you have any opinions, please raise them."
The representatives shook their heads at the same time.
A guy named Archduke Julius also often said that he was very democratic, but everyone knew that he directly eliminated all opposition opinions by eliminating opponents. And now this guy who says that he is very democratic is Archduke Julius.
's son-in-law.
"Of course, there are still some procedural issues." Lorraine said: "First of all, everyone who is qualified to build a war fortress needs to understand that your technology for building a war fortress comes from the qualification committee.
Our Qualification Committee's study of the war fortress is not without cost. The construction technology of the war fortress, including the overall construction and the technology of each functional component, has already applied for patents. According to the law, everyone must pay patent royalties to obtain patent authorization.
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"Of course, considering the actual lack of resources in various countries, the construction of the war fortress will be completed by the engineering and technical personnel of the committee, and a part of the management fee will be paid for this."
Representatives from various countries have turned pale and are sweating. Lorraine said so much, but in fact, only two words were "give money."
If you think about it with your feet, you will know that this cost is not small.