Chapter 931 The Dignity of Men (Seeking Monthly Pass)
Chapter 931 The Dignity of Men (please vote)
After hearing Leo's bold and powerful assertion, even though Hilmeria was used to hearing the flattery of her bunch of masters in Vandino, she still couldn't help but laugh at this moment.
Her whole body hung on Lorraine's body and she laughed heartily. Catherine and Adele were also staggering around happily.
The baby on the crib kicked up its plump calves, blinked its clear eyes, and looked at the group of lunatics who suddenly made a noise rather strangely.
Melina was almost accidentally injured by the baby's attack just now. She immediately jumped far away with her doll in her arms, but did not dare to get close. Although it was the baby's urine, it was still urine after all, right?
She saw one of Leo's sleeves soaked through, but he was still there like a fool, with his hands on his hips and laughing.
Melina's face turned dark instantly, and her little mouth was pouted.
I remember there is an old Eastern proverb that says, ‘It is the fault of the father if he does not teach him.’ From this point of view, if the boyfriend does not teach him, it is naturally his girlfriend’s fault.
Sister Hilmeria has been gone for almost a year, but Leo still behaves the same under his discipline.
This is really the same as Almohad's Queen Isabel and the current Pope, Hilmeria, who also came from the Neossos family and regarded herself as the "fifth gentle and virtuous woman in the world" for her whole life.
Miss Milena, who is striving for her goals, feels that she has no face~!
The world is big, the face is the greatest, and such a lack of sense of achievement, if Hilmeliya knows about it, doesn't it mean that her parents and family will also know about it.
When I think of my parents' loving but disappointed eyes...
Although these scenes were all made up by the little girl who had read too many literary novels out of boredom in the past period of time, they really made her feel angry.
Milena immediately picked up the rag doll and hit Leo hard on the back unceremoniously.
Leo turned around and glared at her: "What are you doing?"
Melina had a frosty look on her face, stamped her feet, and said, "Why are you laughing? Why don't you go change clothes quickly~!"
Leo glanced at Melina, then shook off Melina's little hand and said, "You women know nothing about things between men~!
Climbing high and peeing far represents the dignity of our men.
Otherwise, how do you think I got my identity as the leader of the mafia?"
Seeing Leo puffing out his chest and looking arrogant, the girls next to him couldn't help but be stunned.
Catherine suddenly lay back, put the back of her right hand on her forehead, and groaned feebly. She felt that her brother was incurable, and the future of the Ruman Empire seemed to be gloomy.
Everyone knows that Leo became the king of children in Maple Leaf Danlin and became a famous mafia. He climbed trees and dug for birds all day long, climbed over walls and mud, sneaked into the laboratory to cause trouble when others were not prepared, or made trouble in the academy.
Fighting in classrooms and dormitories.
Or compete with other children for territory, and fight in full swing.
A large group of children in their teens, who are at an age that even a dog would despise, do all kinds of evil all day long, they can be called the demon kings of Maple Leaf Danlin.
But every time Leo mentioned this experience, he was extremely proud, thinking that this was the beginning of his success as a man.
Everyone was thinking secretly in their minds: "Why did he suddenly bring up this issue at this time? How did the identity of this party leader come about? How did he come about? Could it be..."
Lorena glanced at Catherine and saw that she was still lying on the sofa, looking weak. She immediately asked with great interest: "Leo, are you really competing to see who can pee the farthest?"
Leo looked proud, waved his fist, raised his voice and said, "Yeah~! Congratulations, you got the answer right~!"
He paused for a moment, then pushed all his hair back hard, put his hands behind his back, and looked like he was going to the beach. Then he said: "Those of us who are engaged in organizational work have no point."
How can I do it with real skills?
If we don't control a bunch of hooligans properly, how can we make them sincerely worship me as their boss?
So, you can only be a real man if you pee far away. Forget it, I have nothing in common with you girls, and there is nothing to say. Even if I say it, you don’t understand."
As if she suddenly realized something, Luo Linna let out a long "Oh~~" and then said: "Yes, pee... if you pee far away, you can become the boss. It is indeed something that only men should understand. We
These weak women really don’t understand.”
As he said that, he glanced at Lorraine rather maliciously.
Lorraine couldn't help but hesitated and cursed in her mind: This...what does this have to do with me? I haven't peeed with anyone for many years.
He also turned to look at Leo. Although it was normal for boys to pee in competitions, for some reason, Leo said it proudly at this time, but it made people feel very embarrassed?
But Leo had no idea, and instead said forcefully: "I am certain that my little nephew can pee so far at a young age. When he grows up, he will definitely be an upright hero~!"
Everyone nearby couldn't help but grin after hearing this: Is there any necessary connection between Pei Yuan and the hero?
However, Hilmeria was extremely happy at this moment, and her brows were raised with joy.
As a mother, when she hears other people praising her child, she feels happy. Even being able to pee far has become an advantage.
Catherine thought about her father's unscrupulous habit of leaving his own scent in every big city, and she felt depressed and felt short of breath.
And didn’t Leo learn all the problems he has now from her father?
She wanted to teach her a lesson, but she couldn't say it out loud. She could only clenched her fists so tightly that even the veins popped out, and she secretly hated herself: Sooner or later, I will be killed by these two bastards...
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She glanced at Lorraine next to her, and then changed her words: "Sooner or later I will be pissed off by these three bastards~!
Melina was stunned when she heard this. She knew that what Leo said was fallacy, but she was unable to refute it. She, a little girl, really didn't understand the colorful and strange world of boys.
Leo held his head high and said proudly: "I tell you, not only our continent, but also the Imperial City of the Semites and the Thunder Castle of the Thunder-Shan people, I have left my scent everywhere I go.
What my little nephew does from now on must be no worse than me~!"
Lorraine looked at the women who were all frowning, with expressions that didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and she secretly laughed in her heart. This time, they felt embarrassed in front of Leo.
Archduke Julius had the habit of leaving a mark no matter where he went, as long as the place was good, which was really extraordinary. Leo was even better than his master, and the mark was even placed at the gate of the Semitic city.
And he also swore to tell the Semitic city gate official that from now on it will be a material cultural heritage, and a ticket will cost 200 yuan.
Melina raised her eyebrows and her forehead was almost touching Leo's. She gritted her teeth and said fiercely: "Go and change my clothes, or I will never pay attention to you again."
As she spoke, she dragged one of the doll's thighs in her hand, so that she could use the doll's head as the 800-pound golden hammer in the hand of Li Yuanba, the best hero of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, and hit Leo's head at any time.
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Seeing the murderous aura in Melina's body, she could launch the legendary secret of killing at any time - the punishment of the violent girlfriend. Only then did Leo realize the seriousness of the problem. He shrank his neck in fear, and then hurriedly said:
"Go, go, go right away."
With that said, he ran out of the room in a hurry.
Milena immediately snorted coldly. But when she saw the joking looks from the people around her, she couldn't help but blush, feeling quite shy.
She said in a panic: "I...I'm going to look at Leo..."
As he said that, he turned around, dragged the doll, chased after Leo, and ran out.
Seeing the happy couple running out, Lorraine held Hilmeria's warm and soft hand and said: "Before coming, I heard them say that you left Fantino to patrol, and I thought you were very old.
It will take some time to return to Fantino, why are you here now?"
Hilmeria smiled and said: "I went out to inspect several large dioceses. I guess the Pope's team is currently receiving believers in an unknown parish?"
Lorraine was a little confused, scratched her head and asked: "What does this mean?"
Even Catherine laughed at this time, looked at Lorraine with disdain, and said: "Brother, is this your first day out?
For example, meeting believers, people, and patrolling around, this kind of work has no technical content, and it is also tiring, so naturally you need to use a substitute."
"Huh?" Lorraine couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.
Hilmeria nodded matter-of-factly at this time and said, "Exactly. Otherwise, if I could find time to leave Fantino, I would separate from them and come here with only some of my followers.
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I have to wait for you to come to me in Fantino, I think the children will all run away by then~!"
Lorraine couldn't help but smacked his tongue. Although he thought there was nothing wrong with using a substitute, her natural look was really... a bit tongue-tied.
He hesitated for a moment, and then asked: "Is it okay to do this? I mean, you have to travel to so many places and hold public evangelistic meetings every time you go. Aren't you afraid of being discovered?"
Hilmeria gave Lorraine a strange look and said, "Do you think those who meet the people are real people?
Whether it's the Holy See or the Kingdom, we are usually so busy. We don't have enough time for meetings every day. How can we have time to meet those ordinary people.
Don't be naive, they are all substitutes."
"It's all~!" Luo Lin thought to herself that this was too bold.
Catherine shrugged and said nonchalantly: "Anyway, they have never seen a real person. They are looking for someone with a similar size and a little make-up so that no one can tell from a distance. They are just trying to fool the common people.
Do you think that my uncle goes out to inspect various places every year, and the combined distance alone is enough to circle the earth three times?
If he were a real person, he would have been exhausted~!
Besides, this stand-in not only does the work, but can also stand up at critical moments to confuse sight and avoid assassinations. It is really a must-have for home travel..."
Lorraine: "..."
Hilmeria comforted Lorraine and said: "What's more, the Holy See also has a special spell, which makes people's whole body shine like a god when they are preaching. Even if they are close, they can't see their appearance clearly.
It’s okay. Besides, sister, I am a well-known pope~!
I don’t want to see anyone, how dare they have any objections?”
"Uh..." Lorraine was stunned. Thinking about it, Hilmeria is the pope. Even the emperor of a big empire must be respectful when she sees her, and the king of a small country is even more frightened.
There is also a group of old guys from the Holy See who are covering up. Even if it is really a substitute, no one can get in touch with it, so they will naturally not suspect it.
Catherine tapped Lorraine's forehead with her fingers and said: "You think everyone is like you, and you still fly to the front during the war.
On the battlefield, use a stand-in to wear armor to boost morale in the front, hide behind, and if you win, go up and push the stand-in away.
If something goes wrong, you should immediately rush back and run back. These are all undisclosed traditions of a superior."
Lorraine immediately sighed: "I admire it, I admire it~! No wonder the empire and the barbarians in the north have been defeated time and time again..."
At this time, Leo changed his clothes and ran back like a whirlwind. He came up to Lorraine, looked at Lorraine eagerly and said, "Can I take the baby out to play? Xiaobai also wants to see him.
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Hilmeria hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said, "But you have to listen to grandma. Aunt Mary, take the baby out for a walk."
"Yes, miss." The fat nanny next to her picked up the baby, put it in the stroller, and pushed the stroller out.
Leo and Melina were always protecting each other, one on the left and the other on the right.
Lorraine pointed to the nanny pushing the crib and asked curiously: "Who is this aunt?"
Hilmeria said: "Aunt Mary? She took care of me when I was a child. Aunt Mary is very good at taking care of children, so don't worry."
Through the window on the second floor, Lorraine and the others saw the fat grandma pushing the stroller onto the lawn outside the door. Xiao Bai, who had been cooling down by the pool, stood up with a squeal and let go of the four big cats.
Feet, rushed towards the crib.
Grandma was startled by the rumbling footsteps and saw a monster bigger than a calf rushing over. She quickly picked up the baby and prepared to escape.
Leo and Melina comforted their grandma at the same time, saying: "It's okay, it's okay, we are one of our own."
Then Leo waved his hand towards Xiaobai and shouted: "Xiaobai, stop, you are scaring people."
Xiaobai braked and stopped in place, looking at them with big innocent eyes.
Seeing that Xiaobai was very spiritual, grandma put the child back in the stroller, patted her chest, and prayed several times to the God of Light.
Leo waved to Xiaobai, who then tiptoed to the stroller like a thief, leaned his big head close to it, and looked at the little life on the stroller.
The baby opened his eyes wide, looked straight at Xiaobai's big head, and waved his arms to try to catch Xiaobai's long nose.
Xiao Bai grinned widely. Leo patted Xiao Bai's head and said, "Isn't he cute?"
Xiaobai nodded, suddenly stretched out his nose, and rolled up the baby, shaking it slightly.
Grandma screamed "Ah!" in fright, but she saw the baby giggling.
Leo suddenly remembered something, slapped his forehead and shouted: "By the way, a gift."
After saying that, he ran back to the house.
After a while, Leo was seen staggering out holding an extra-large box.
He put the box in front of the baby with a "pop" sound, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said: "My childhood was miserable enough, so as an uncle, you must not let your childhood be like mine. I think of what I thought when I was a child.
All the toys that I didn’t buy were bought for you!”
As he spoke, Leo took out things one by one, including dolls, windmills, wooden figures with movable joints, ponies, rubber balls, etc. A lot of things were quickly piled up next to the baby.
The little guy was holding these things and babbling without knowing what he was saying.
Hilmeria leaned on Lorraine and leaned her head on Lorraine's shoulder. Her heart was full of happiness and warmth, and she unconsciously said: "It would be great if it could be like this every day."
Then he sighed with regret and said: "It's a pity that I can't patrol outside all year round. When the child can walk and talk in the future, it will be great to have you by my side."
Lorraine's heart moved and she said: "It's not impossible..."
Hilmeria raised her head and looked at Lorraine in surprise.
Lorraine opened the window and said loudly: "Leo, Leo, go get our latest telegraph machine."
"Okay." Leo agreed, and after a while, he walked into the house with a tin box in his arms.
Hilmeria looked at the black iron box curiously, with some strange keys and buttons on it, and asked, "What is this?"
Leo patted the green tin box and said: "The third generation telegraph machine is proudly produced by General Electric Company, a subsidiary of the Flying Eagle Group. With the telegraph machine, no matter how far apart you are, even if it's the end of the world, two people can pass it.
Communicate directly.”
Hilmeria was immediately interested. She looked around the telegraph machine and asked, "Is it so magical?"
Leo patted his chest and said decisively: "Of course, our company's reputation is guaranteed. Telegraph personnel who only need simple training can operate the telegraph machine, and the content is completely confidential and there is no fear of leakage."
Hilmeria glanced at Lorraine suspiciously, saw him nodded, and then turned her attention to Catherine and the others.
And Catherine and the others also smiled slightly.
Hilmeria thought for a moment and said: "What if it is really so awesome? The Holy See has branches all over the continent..."
As the saying goes, position determines thought.
Since Hilmeria became the pope, her vision has become more long-term and profound. The central government's lack of control over local areas has always been a headache for the big bosses in charge of the central government.
Within the Holy See, although the bishops of each diocese are appointed by the Vatican with a letter of appointment signed by the Pope, there is no doubt that the bishops of each region do their own thing.
A lot of wrangling happened during this period, such as funding issues. Some popes even lamented that "the decrees cannot come out of the Vatican."
If the Vatican can understand the dynamics of each diocese in real time and orders can be conveyed to the most basic level in real time, the power of the Vatican will be unprecedentedly strengthened.
Hilmeria's eyes became brighter and brighter, and finally she slapped the table decisively and said, "I want this thing~!"
She paused for a moment, and then said: "But you have to let me see it with my own eyes."