Chapter 950: I, a successful person? (Seeking a monthly ticket)
"Go to the front line?" Lorraine looked at them in astonishment.
Although it was only a short period of two years, Lord Luo had experienced many things. He had killed people with his younger brothers and was hunted down by others. After experiencing several life and death dangers, his life was hanging by a thread.
After that, I realized the preciousness of life even more.
Unless it is absolutely necessary, he will never risk his own life.
Once you encounter something dangerous like that, you immediately run as far away as possible.
Therefore, I couldn't help but feel extremely strange when I suddenly heard the requests from those few of them.
He was stunned for a while, and then asked slowly: "Why do you suddenly have such thoughts? Are you mentally ill?"
As he said that, he stretched out his hand to touch the foreheads of those people.
"I'm not sick~!" Aksud had a distressed expression on his face, shook his head, avoided his hand, and said: "Boss, you are a well-fed man and don't know a hungry man is hungry. Look at you." As he said that, he stretched out his finger.
Pointing up and down at Lorraine's outfit.
Lorraine lowered her head and glanced, and then she felt relieved: "Hmm, the zipper of the crotch is not open."
He spread his hands and said strangely: "What's wrong with me? It's normal." Aksud curled his lips, then sighed and said: "Louda, you said you don't have a car, a house, money, a girl...what?
Moreover, he has become a big official.
There are tens of thousands of men under his command alone who can be pulled out to kill people.
Not to mention, boss, one of your girlfriends, just one of them, is already the Pope! He even has a baby..." Lorraine hurriedly made a haha and said: "Rumors, those are rumors.
.It’s all nonsense.” Aksud glanced at him, then understood and said hurriedly
: "Yes, that's a rumor. I also heard other people's nonsense." The people next to them immediately had ambiguous smiles on their faces, and they all agreed: "Yes, it's a rumor, it's definitely a rumor. When I hear others say this again,
Our brother will never let him go, we will hit him in the face with a brick."
At the same time, they exchanged glances that were not easy to detect, and each of them was excited: It's no wonder that Boss Luo is so nervous, and he has no ghosts in his heart!
In the past, I just heard the rumors and didn't dare to believe it too much. But I didn't expect that His Majesty the Pope actually had a relationship with him, and even gave birth to a baby. Now that I came back, I could brag again.
Regardless of whether they are nobles or common people, when the time comes to talk about my brother and His Majesty the Pope’s lover... Bah, bah, bah, the husband and wife went to school together, and the relationship is still strong. The eyes of those bumpkin will drop to the ground in shock.
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Let alone talk about it, just in front of the moon under the moon, I secretly said to those young girls that I, like Sir Luo, had thoroughly studied "Oedo Forty-Eight Sanshou" in a thorough and systematic manner.
Monographs on Yana, specials on great photographers, Qing Ximen's monologue diary...etc., etc. are very pornographic and violent and are not suitable for very few people. They belong entirely to the filthy professional theoretical knowledge in the dead end of the construction of feudal spiritual civilization (note, there is a lack of certain practice)
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The key points of knowledge are all deeply imprinted in my mind and mastered properly...
After hearing this, those resentful girls were so shocked that their eyes flashed green, and then they threw themselves into their arms?
Lorraine looked at the yearning expressions on their faces and couldn't help but get angry: What on earth are these bastards thinking in their heads?
He immediately cursed: "You bastards, wipe all the saliva from your mouth. It's almost falling to the ground. Isn't it disgusting?" As he said that, he raised his feet and pointed at everyone's buttocks, kicking each one of them unceremoniously.
Kicked him hard.
Hearing their screams, Lorraine couldn't help but feel so happy~!
These bastards are all bitches, and they must be punished to be honest.
Aksud also woke up at this time, then wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, wiped it on his clothes, then laughed twice, and then said: "Where did you just say..."
Oh, by the way..."
He looked at Lorraine and his eyes changed, and he lamented: "Boss, you are now a famous and successful person.
Just stamp your feet and the earth will tremble.
Do you know that even the recruitment notices now have your name on them?"
"Huh?" Lorraine couldn't help being stunned.
Aksud curled his lips, then stretched out his hands toward the sky, and chanted affectionately: ... Do you want to be a hero like Lorraine? Come to Maple Leaf Danlin~" We are handing out such leaflets all over the street, and they are even wiped out.
Save all the paper on your butt”
The little kids with pimples next to them all nodded vigorously.
Lorraine glanced at Aksud carefully, and seeing the seriousness on Aksud's face, she confirmed that the last sentence he just said was not malicious, but was just the enthusiasm and recklessness unique to young people.
The Lord is in a high position and is surrounded by officials of all levels, large and small. He is used to hearing flattery. It has been a long time since he heard such straightforward words.
Only then did he realize that after these two years of training in society and official circles, his mentality had become much older before he knew it, and he was about to lose the innocence and simplicity of a young man.
He couldn't help but sigh deeply in his heart: although in Catherine's words, these brats were all his friends.
But they are like college classmates, brothers who once slept in the lower bunk. Only in their presence can you find true friendship without any impurities.
Lose when you should lose, laugh when you should laugh, never cover up, never be hypocritical.
At this time, Aksud stretched out his hand and waved it in his face, saying: "Boss, can you give me a word? Are you stunned by our flattery?" "I was just thinking..." Lorraine came back to his senses.
Then he smiled bitterly and said, "It's not as exaggerated as you said, right?"
Aksud sighed and said: "Don't mention it. Every year when I go home during the holidays, my mother will grab me and say, Lorraine has become the governor, you can make me a village chief anytime."
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The pear is huge~!
Boss..."
beside
Lentin also shrugged and said: "My mother didn't urge me to work, she just nagged me in my ear every day, find a girlfriend, find a girlfriend, not like Lorraine who has seven or eight
, but let’s find a head office. If you dare to look for it, if you dare to give birth, it would be nice to have a big fat grandson to hug you.
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Ouch, don't mention it, I'm so nagging that I don't dare to go home." Lorraine smiled bitterly and thought to herself: What a world, I want to come back to be my rice bug, but they want to go out and risk their lives with others.
I don’t know the blessings among the blessings.
"You don't have to go to the front line. Killing people is not the job of our strategy department. Just wait for graduation and then go home and arrange a job." Lorraine said.
"No, boss.
Aksud had an exaggerated expression of surprise on his face and said: "Now the government army is so overstaffed that we will be on standby when we go back." "That's right."
Lentin said distressedly: "Not only is it hard to find a job after graduation, we can't even pick up girls now. As you saw just now, 1 the girls are getting hotter and hotter now.
If we don’t use your name as boss, no girls will pay attention to us. If we use your name as boss, people will compare us with you. Brothers are under a lot of pressure~!"
Lorraine pointed at them and laughed, and said: "Don't blame me if you don't have the ability. You guys were so sultry when you saw the girl that you almost stopped drooling. She is so wretched, how can you not treat this girl like that?
Are they all scared away?"
Aksuddao blushed, laughed dryly, and said: "So, we decided to follow your footsteps, the boss, and earn credit from the battlefield. Maybe we can kill a few lichs and so on, and seduce girls.
Take the initiative to push back. You think so, boss." Lorraine sighed softly, and then solemnly said: "But that is really life-threatening and will kill people."
o Lunding patted Lorraine and said: "Boss, don't you live well." Lorraine smiled bitterly, shook his head and said: "I..." Aksud said: "Boss, please stop trying to persuade us.
We have decided that instead of just hanging around and waiting to die, it is better to fight vigorously, earn a wife, and leave a name in history."
o Lunding nodded and said: "Since we are your classmates, boss, we cannot embarrass the Strategy Department of the 831st Class.
Besides, my family’s martial arts skills are also pretty good. Although I can’t fight with the High Priest of the Undead like my boss, I can chop down a few skeleton soldiers and beat Slime, but it’s more than enough.”
As he spoke, he puffed up his sleeves and showed off his muscles.
"Boss, let's think of a way."
Seeing everyone looking at Lorraine eagerly, Lorraine rubbed her nose and thought for a moment: "Okay then. I'll think of a way. But don't force it. Going to the battlefield is not as simple as a group fight in the academy." Aksud and
o Lunding and others clapped their hands happily and said: "Don't worry, boss, it's not like we haven't had sex with the Almohads before." Lorraine smiled slightly: He just said he had ideas, but he didn't
It didn't say that it would definitely be possible. As for going to the battlefield, if you can prevent them from going, it would be better not to go.
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The next day, because all the heavyweights were already present, the League of Nations meeting related to the joint fight against the invasion of demons was officially prepared to be held.
But before the meeting started, something went terribly wrong.
When the staff of Maple Leaf Danlin was setting up the venue, they encountered a huge problem in arranging seats.
Originally, during the daily meetings of the United Nations, the seats in the General Assembly Hall were open to all.
The representatives of various countries who are stationed in the United Nations all know each other. They know who they are just by hearing and talking. There is no need to go to so much trouble. Just set up a [main] podium in the middle, divide it into three parts below, and put in several rows of seats.
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Anyway, every time these guys finish a meeting, they make the venue as messy as a battlefield. As time goes by, the staff of Maple Leaf Danlin are too lazy to clean up.
But things are different now. Those who come to attend the Pan-Continental Security Conference are all rulers from various countries. There are more than 40 kings alone, and the rest are also prime ministers and other rulers.
As a result, the original venue layout was inappropriate.
This is not a small problem. In the eyes of these rulers, location reflects their own status. The more central the location, the more important their country is.
This is a serious political issue, and if it is not handled properly, it will directly affect the normal progress of the meeting.
To reflect the principle of equality among all countries, some positions cannot be in the center and others in remote corners. Otherwise, the kings and prime ministers will have to fight against those kings who think they have been underestimated.
This problem was later solved through a round-table meeting. The staff arranged several large round tables in the venue to realize the fair status of the important figures.
But then we ran into another huge trouble.
The round table was arranged, but the staff who struggled to arrange for those people to sit at the same table almost went crazy.
Because the international situation is extremely complex, the relationship between these big figures is also very complicated.
Someone proposed to shoot in the order of country names, but it was immediately rejected.
According to country name
o Dores and
oCelia will be ranked together, and these two countries are feuding and have been fighting for three to four hundred years.
When the time comes, there will be no need for a meeting. As soon as they sit down, the League of Nations headquarters will directly become a battlefield.
Some people also suggested that since we can’t vote based on the country’s name, we should vote based on the size of the country.
And it was immediately rejected.
In terms of land area, Navia will be ranked ahead of most countries, but their country only has four million people.
Some countries with high population densities in the central part of the mainland are definitely not willing to do so.
For the same reason, the proposal to rank by population was also rejected.
Later, someone else proposed sorting by the names of the heads of state who participated in the meeting.
It was rejected again.
There were nine kings named Charles alone who attended the meeting, and three of them were feuding kings.
In the end, everyone finally solved this problem through a method that is common in ancient and modern times, that is, "catching castration."
An eye-catching statement was posted at the entrance of the conference hall: "The seats for this meeting are randomly arranged and not in any standard order."
It is impossible for these more than one hundred kings, prime ministers, and dukes to know each other.
It can be said that most people have never met each other. In this way, in order to know who is who, it is necessary to create a famous brand.
At this time we encountered another problem.
Because the names of some important people are really too long. If I had to write them all, there would be no room for anything else on the desktop.
If you don't write the full name, not only will these big shots think they are offended, but you must know that in formal occasions, it is necessary to pronounce the king's full name. If you pronounce the king's full name incorrectly or miss the middle name, it will be disrespectful to the king.
A personal insult.
Due to the problem of duplication of names, several identical names may appear.
The staff at Maple Leaf Danlin were so worried that their hair fell out in fistfuls.
However, after everyone's efforts, all these problems were finally solved. The people of Maple Leaf Danlin could only lament that it was so difficult to get these people together for a meeting, let alone unite them to fight against the demons.
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The person who came up with this idea is either very smart or just a short-sighted person.
The Pan-Continental Security Conference was finally held successfully.
Lorraine and Grand Duke Julius got up early in the morning and walked to the venue at the right time. There was a bustling flow of people along the way. The ministers surrounded the heads of state and crowded on the main road of Maple Leaf Red Forest.
This guy here shouted, "Duke So-and-so is here, get out of the way."
The man in front was not happy, and turned around and cursed: "The Duke is nothing, my boss is King Xueyana."
"How dare you despise our Duke~!"
"You dare to call yourself Duke even if you come from a place with a big nose"
Seeing that the two-nosed man was about to roll up his sleeves and the copycat started to do it, Fengye Danlin Fengji would rush up to stop him.
Before the two groups here had time to separate, the two kings on the other side had already drawn their swords and started fighting because they were greeting each other's female immediate family members.
Lorraine watched the excitement all the way with relish, and then tried to keep a low profile.
I have a lot of enemies. There are so many people around me. If I am recognized by someone, someone might slap me in the face. Safety comes first.
Before they reached the door of the venue, Lorraine and Julian suddenly heard a familiar voice.
"Hey, walk in the middle and keep your eyes on this side. War Fortress has a huge sale. Take a look. If you miss this village, there won't be this store.
Book now and enjoy 15% off. You will also receive five surprise gift packages.”
Lorraine looked around and saw that Leo was standing on a table holding a big loudspeaker and selling hard.
Next to him was a model of a war fortress, with a banner hanging above his head that read "Flying Eagle Group War Fortress Special Press Conference." Xiaobai's chubby body stood in front of Leo, his eyes widened to maintain order.
A dozen young and beautiful female college students, wearing short skirts that reached to the knees, distributed flyers among the crowd, attracting enough attention.
Leo's stage was already crowded with people on three floors inside and three outside.
Lorraine thought to herself: No wonder this kid ran out early this morning without even eating breakfast.
Grand Duke Julius opened his mouth and looked at his precious son in surprise, then smiled with satisfaction and said: "Isn't this boy very dedicated? He has the same demeanor as I did back then."
Lorraine raised the corner of her mouth slightly and thought to herself: Please forgive me, as we don’t know what you were like when you were a child.
When Archduke Julius was as old as Leo, he was determined to be a painter and used the walls of the palace as a drawing board to paint everywhere.
"Friend, have you had enough of the same scenery? Do you want to enjoy the pleasure of traveling rapidly?
Do you want to drink coffee at Hérault in the morning, eat steak at Rumain at noon, and watch cabaret in Parthia at night?
Do you want to own a sea view villa, a mountain fortress, and a mid-level mansion at the same time?
Do you want to hide your mistress' love from the tigress at home?
As long as there is a war fortress, everything can be realized~!
What are you waiting for, wave your golden ticket and place an order.
If you buy now, our group will also provide decoration services and some furniture.
Listening to Leo's extremely exciting declaration, the surrounding heads of state suddenly woke up.
It turns out that this war fortress is not only a weapon, but can also be used for traveling and picking up girls. The most important thing is that with a war fortress, it will be much easier to meet a lover.
Leo had figured out the thoughts of these kings and sold the war fortress as a yacht. Anyway, as long as there are no weapons, it is not a foul.
The people present were all heads of state, so there was no need to report to anyone about purchasing a war fortress, they could make the decision themselves.
If you are talking about selling weapons, most people really care about money.
But as soon as the uses were extended to become movable residences and vehicles, these kings couldn't bear it anymore. With such a convenient use, why not get one back? Although it is a bit more expensive, it is worth the money.
Immediately someone shouted "Order, order."
Leo smiled and narrowed his eyes, put one hand on his waist and said: "Okay, okay, our group only accepts full payment, no arrears, first come first served, payment is one minute faster than others, maybe we can receive the goods