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Chapter 39 Take off your pants

Everyone in front of the window turned around and glared at Duobao!

Wang Zhuo rubbed Duobao's short mushroom hair that reached down to his ears, and Duobao smiled brightly at Wang Zhuo.

The sun was still shining, and the zombies were all lying on the ground more comfortably.

Zusi Qi ordered his men to point their guns at the zombies, and then whispered: "Get away from the window, we have to discuss it!"

When everyone turned around and walked back, Wang Zhuo told Duobao the current situation of Jisai Country and the news about the Tang people in a few words.

"An Wei, Cheng Jie and I will go to the fourth floor to discuss. Team leader Zhou Qian is keeping an eye on the zombies. Once they make any move, report them as soon as possible." Zu Siqi made arrangements very quickly.

Zhou Qian was still holding the broken part of his hand, and said in a hoarse voice, crying: "Zu Siqi, Shao Nima gave me orders, and I officially announced that from today on, Tang people will no longer be welcome in my territory! You

Take your men and the two newcomers and get out of here!"

Zu Siqi sneered: "Now you have two choices. First, do as I say. Second, I will throw you out of the window."

Zhou Qian shouted to the fifty or so natives from Saiguo around him: "Brothers and sisters! Are you still waiting for the Tang people to throw you down to feed the zombies? Dunima, stand up and kill them!"

The only response to Zhou Qian was the frightened eyes of the natives.

Zusiqi smiled slightly, "Do you really think these zombies can trap me? I'm just helping you."

"I don't need your help! Since you won't get out, well, I'll leave!" Seeing that no one responded to him, Zhou Qian couldn't help but step back and said to An Wei with sad eyes: "An Wei, you also said that these

There is no good thing in the Tang Dynasty! You come with me, I have a second food storage point, even if the two of us grow old and die, we will not be able to finish it."

An Wei was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Zhou Qian, you are too childish. You are childish in your words and childish in your behavior and actions. The second food storage point has long been occupied by your good brother..."

An Wei pointed at Chengjie and continued: "Your good brother has already told the Tang people."

Zhou Qian was stunned for a moment after listening to it, and his chest was heaving up and down.

Even Wang Zhuo, who was making soy sauce beside him, felt that Zhou Qian's existence was like a large coffee table filled with cups.

After half a minute, Zhou Qian suddenly remembered something and said with a forced smile: "No one knows where the second food spot is hidden except me. An Wei, you lied to me."

After saying that, he nervously looked up at the faces of several people.

Zu Siqi sneered, Chengjie had always been calm, and An Wei sighed softly: "Won't he follow you? When you were saving food, you didn't know that the end of the world was coming. Zhou Qian, I can only say that you are too careless.

Already."

Zhou Qian finally felt as if he was struck by lightning, trembling all over and pointing at Chengjie: "Why did you betray me? I, Tamar, have been friends with you for ten years!"

Chengjie's face remained unchanged and he said softly: "You also know that I have been friends with you for ten years? Six years ago, when I told you that I liked Anwei, you were helping your girlfriend to have an abortion, and you asked me who was Anwei?

, who is so charming that your brother can fall in love with you."

"Then what? When you saw Anwei, you actually paid someone to seduce me and make me fall in love with a man!"

As soon as Chengjie said these words, the whole place fell into silence.

Wang Zhuo and Duo Bao glanced at each other and felt that the thunderous thunder had made the outside of them charred and tender on the inside. If they sprinkled in some cumin and chili powder, they would have just enough for a cat-and-mouse fight.

Zhou Qian completely lost control, "The woman I love won't leave with me, and my brother of ten years betrayed me. If that's the case, then let's all die together!"

After saying that, she cried and ran towards the stairs, apparently wanting to open the door on the first floor and let the zombies in.

Before Zhou Qian could run three meters away, Zu Siqi's figure suddenly stood in front of Zhou Qian.

Wang Zhuo frowned slightly, Zu Siqi's speed was extremely fast, almost the same as Duobao's speed before he transformed!

Duobao transmitted the message: "This person is a monk in the late Xiantian period."

While speaking, Zu Siqi grabbed Zhou Qian's neck with one hand and lifted Zhou Qian up into the air.

"Since you chose the first path, I'll send you off now." With a ferocious smile, Zusiqi carried Zhou Qian, who was struggling and about to suffocate, to the window and threw him directly.

With the sound of the object falling to the ground freely, Zhou Qian's shrill screams suddenly became silent. In his coma, he was eaten by dozens of zombies that were basking in the sun without disturbing anyone.

Zusiqi clapped his hands, turned his head and looked around. He saw An Wei lowered his head and frowned tightly. Chengjie and his three friends all looked at him with admiration. The remaining natives of Jisai Country were all afraid.

Close your eyes.

Zu Siqi couldn't help but smile with satisfaction, and looked specifically at Wang Zhuo and Duobao.

Then his pupils shrank, and Duobao was seen whispering something to Wang Zhuo, while Duobao was covering his mouth and smiling.

Zu Siqi's face suddenly darkened, and the next moment he regained his evil smile and walked over. He vaguely heard Duobao saying: "Plants vs. Zombies. Now that the zombies have turned into plants, I don't know what the plants should do..."

Zu Siqi came over and Duobao immediately shut up. Zu Siqi pointed at Wang Zhuo and said: "The clown has been solved. Before we work out a countermeasure, please give us an explanation."

Wang Zhuo smiled and said: "You are busy with your business, we are just passing by to make soy sauce."

Zu Siqi said disdainfully: "As a Tang man, I don't know where I learned these vulgar languages. I don't like to repeat what I say. How can you be responsible for these zombies you attracted?"

"It's easy to say, I will lure them away again, as long as you answer me a question."

Zusiqi asked subconsciously: "What?"

Wang Zhuo said seriously: "Fellow Taoist, have you ever heard of the Buddha relics offered to the Sai Kingdom?"

Zu Siqi was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud, as if he had heard some joke, and burst into tears.

After laughing for a long time, Zusi Qicai said: "It's been a long time since I heard the word "fellow Taoist" spoken by anyone. It's been almost ten years, right? It turns out that you are one of those rustics who came out of the deep mountains and old forests.

I’m fantasizing about finding relics.”

Wang Zhuodao: "Fellow Taoist, just tell me what you know."

"Why...?"

Before Zusiqi finished speaking, he suddenly felt like the world was spinning, like he was riding a roller coaster, and everything he saw was phantom.

Wang Zhuo grabbed Zu Siqi's neck and tossed him around just like Zu Siqi had done with Zhou Qian. When he put him down, Zu Siqi's eyes were full of stars and he was foaming at the mouth.

"You still want to take the pilot test with your physical fitness?" Wang Zhuo patted Zu Siqi's face lightly with his palm, making a snapping sound.

Zusiqi said confusedly: "I didn't want to be a pilot..."

"You dare to be so stubborn! What's the difference between riding a plane and riding a flying sword!" Wang Zhuo exerted a slight force on his palm, and a purple-red slap appeared on Zusiqi's face, and his body flew out in a circle.

Then his body swayed, and everyone only heard the sound of breaking through the air. Wang Zhuo appeared at the window. Even if Zu Siqi's men had the reaction speed of a special forces soldier, the fastest ones could only turn half of their faces.

After a burst of crackling sounds, more than ten big men in black were knocked to the ground. Wang Zhuo stepped on the hands of the man in black who had just loyally protected his master and said Wang Zhuo was rude: "I have a very low education level, your master said

I'm a country bumpkin, so I'll just hold my breath and see if I can blow you all into ashes."

The big man in black rolled his eyes and fainted happily.

Wang Zhuo smiled, walked up to Zu Siqi's body, and raised his foot to kick him in the waist.

Unexpectedly, Zu Siqi was faster than Wang Zhuo. A kite stood up, took out the pistol in his arms and pointed at Wang Zhuo: "Who are you?"

"I am Sheriff Black Cat!" Wang Zhuo reached out and held the pistol and said, "Well, you look much better than before."

At this time, Zu Siqi was like the maid in Stephen Chow's version of Tang Bohu's Sweet Potato, whose face was swollen as high as Duo Bao's breasts, almost squeezing out his eyes.

When Zusiqi saw Wang Zhuo's death-seeking action, a ferocious look flashed in his eyes, and he pulled the trigger desperately.

"Bah bang bang!"

The crisp sound of the gunfire poured out eight orange-yellow bullets.

But even if Zusiqi's pistol was modified so that its muzzle velocity could reach 500 meters per second, in Wang Zhuo's eyes, this speed was simply a turtle's speed.

In the eyes of outsiders, he didn't even move. He stretched out two fingers and pinched all the bullets.

He stretched out his hand, and all the bullets fell on the concrete floor, making a crisp metallic sound. Wang Zhuo grabbed Zu Siqi's gun, squeezed it twice, and threw it into a pile of scrap metal on the ground.

"If you want to kill me, all the missile guys will be kicked away by it!" Wang Zhuo stepped forward, gently patted Zu Siqi's face again and said, "Tell me all the information you know about the Buddha's relics."

Zu Siqi's eyes were filled with red light when he was angry, he opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of yellow phlegm.

Wang Zhuo stretched out his hand and let out a blast of infuriating energy, which bounced the yellow phlegm back into Zu Siqi's mouth, causing Zu Siqi to cough.

"Have you smoked too much? Look at your phlegm. It's yellow with green in it."

Duobao covered his mouth and said behind Wang Zhuo: "Brother Zhuo, please don't be so disgusting, okay?"

Wang Zhuo turned around and smiled at Duobao, pulled Zusi Qi's hair to the window, pressed his head forward against the window, "I don't like to repeat what I say, tell me, I'm leaving, and you continue to play perverted games here. No."

Tell me, although the zombies below are still photosynthesizing, they don’t mind extra food.”

Zu Siqi shouted: "I am Teng Fengzu's family..."

Wang Zhuo threw Zu Siqi out directly and held Zu Siqi's feet the moment he fell. "You are from the ancestral family, and I have never heard of it."

While in mid-air, Zu Siqi saw zombies wandering over to welcome him. Several of them participated in Zhou Qian's gourmet activities, and there were also a few shredded meat hanging from their mouths.

He was finally frightened, "I'll tell you! I'll tell you everything! You pull me up first! I'll tell you everything I know!"

When Zusiqi returned to the ground, his legs and feet felt weak.

Wang Zhuo held his nose and took a step back. The smell of urine came out from Zusiqi's crotch.

As Wang Zhuo retreated, all the natives of the Jisai Kingdom, including An Wei, acted as if they were rehearsing and took a few steps back.

Wang Zhuo turned around and looked at these people indifferently, then pointed at Chengjie and said, "Do you like men?"

Chengjie couldn't keep calm at this time. After hearing Wang Zhuo's words, his face turned pale. "Well... I don't need to take a bath with soap a long time ago..."

Wang Zhuo interrupted Chengjie, "Stop talking nonsense. Although your brother is not very good, you are even less good. Come and take off your pants!"


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