The parrot was also flapping its wings beside her, shouting: "Hurry, hurry! Hurry up and give me to my master!"
After saying that, it flew directly towards the maids and made various harassing actions.
He either bit their hair or poked their eyes, causing the maids to scream repeatedly.
At first, they wholeheartedly wanted to protect Su Nuannuan's body, but due to the parrot's crazy offensive, they could only retreat step by step.
The parrot shouted in a high-pitched voice: "Don't make me shit on top of your heads! I still have some stuff in my belly!"
When they heard that he still had something in his stomach, the maids didn't say anything and even stepped back three feet in fright.
What loyalty, what loyalty! Nothing is as important as shit!
A new territory opened up next to Su Nuannuan!
You can even dance hip-hop on it!
Shengyi rolled up his sleeves contemptuously, ready to lean down and help her up.
When the man in the dark saw this scene, his eyes lit up.
He is the man sent by Su Nuannuan to seduce Sister Sheng.
I heard that Sister Sheng likes the kind of delicate and handsome men.
So he planned to use this child to get close to Sister Sheng and capture that woman in one fell swoop!
He is confident in his ability to imitate!
Although the saint was in a coma, she promised to give him money and fruits.
The task he wants to complete must be completed.
He strives to see his achievements when the saint opens his eyes.
So he cleared his throat, approached Shenyi gracefully and said with a smile: "Little sister, let me help you!"
Feng Yunzhan looked at him warily.
Seeing that the parrot finally stopped attacking, the maids nearby rushed up and stopped her loudly: "We told you, you little brat, you are not allowed to touch the saint. If you touch the saint, you are violating our rules. Put her down quickly.
Otherwise, if there is anything wrong with the Saint, we will never let you go!"
Sheng Yi's eyes suddenly became cold and stern, "You say it again?"
The man's breath hitched.
The maids were startled.
Sheng Yi was too lazy to pay attention, grabbed Su Nuannuan on the ground and raised it above his head, and then walked out of the crowd expressionlessly.
maid:"……"
man:"……"
Feng Yunzhan: "..."
Xiao brothers: "..."
She was holding up the limp Su Nuannuan, her feet were still dragging on the ground, and she was not struggling at all, just dragging her forward: "Give way, give way, find me whatever you want.
Just let me in the restaurant, I will save your living Buddha online, you have to call me grandma!"
The parrot flew beside her: "You call me grandma! Call me grandma!"
Its sharp sound is really funny to listen to.
Sheng Yi glanced at it dumbfounded, and suddenly thought of something: "Eh? Was there a man who wanted to help me just now?"
The parrot turned back and looked at the stiff man behind, with great disdain: "He just said he wanted to help you, but when he saw you carrying the woman away without any effort, he was probably scared to death! I don't think he is a good person.
thing!"
The man suddenly reacted and rushed to Sheng Yi, feeling aggrieved: "Why am I no longer a good person? I am a very talkative person! And I sincerely want to help you."
What's more, he hasn't been exposed yet!
This is just the beginning!
It’s not even a warm-up!
Feng Yunzhan followed silently, looking at this handsome boy and narrowing his eyes suspiciously.
Sheng Yi was not interested in him, and her voice was calm: "No, you have seen that sisters with such strength and ability as me are rare anymore. I don't need your help, that's all, thank you."
man:"……"
The parrot learned something to say, "I'll translate it for you, but you're not worthy! Get out!"
man:"????"
Isn’t it too hurtful?
Sheng Yi twitched the corner of her mouth and said to the system in her mind: "Isn't this parrot you assigned me unhealthy? You just open your mouth and shut it up and call others out?"
The system smiled awkwardly: [I think she is quite good, smart and capable, she can lick you, and then make you happy. Where can I find such a good baby! 】
Sheng Yi vaguely felt that something was wrong: "Isn't it right? Why do I feel that your attitude seems to be a guilty conscience? You shouldn't have assigned me a defective product, right?"
The system said in fear: [You can't say this nonsense, host, what I give you is absolutely 100% spiritual beast! It's just that this is a curse word parrot injected by our people for the sake of prank. Although it is very smart, it can't speak.
This way, it cannot be changed!]
[In addition, our system is involved in many parallel worlds, so the last one left in this pick-and-choose process is the swearing parrot."
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Co-authored This is a leftover?!
She looked absurdly at the parrot beside her.
The parrot noticed her looking over, landed on her shoulder, waved its wings and blew a kiss to her: "Master, I love you! I love you so much!"
…
Why do you suddenly like it?
The system smiled naively and said: [I can understand how you don't like it. You are not the first to like it, but there is really no way. This foul-mouthed parrot has experienced 5 owners, but all 5 owners didn't want it.
.]
[Every time it loses its master, its memory will be washed away, but even if it loses its memory, it will still leave a little shadow in its heart. Now, you are its sixth master. 】
[It is very loyal, but unfortunately, the previous owner returned it to us because it was too scolding. 】
[The strange thing is that after the memory was washed away this time, this parrot has been staying in our space and being unhappy. Today is the first time it has come out, so its feelings for you should be stronger and better than those of the previous owners.
!]
Hearing this, Sheng Yi took a deep look at the parrot.
It turned out that it was a parrot that had been abandoned several times.
Although he said a lot of bad words.
But it's actually not that annoying.
Seeing her looking at her, the parrot tilted his head on her shoulder and looked at her with his dark eyes: "Why are you looking at me? Do you like me? Do you think my charm is unstoppable?"
Let me tell you, you can like me, because I like you too!"
Ouch.
She couldn't help laughing: "You have such a sweet mouth, how many kilograms of honey have you eaten?"
The parrot shyly covered its face with its wings: "I'm not eating honey. I really like you. As soon as I see you, my mouth becomes crispy! There are so many dirty words in this world."
Whenever I meet you, your voice will turn into a soft voice. When I am by your side, I will always be a well-behaved little bird!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the man behind him came forward and deliberately approached Shengyi: "Little sister, I——"
Parrot: "Get out! Don't come near my master! Back! Back! Back!"