On the way back to the dormitory, Shen Yun always felt that he had forgotten something, but he couldn't remember it, so he had no choice but to go back first.
Not long after, Shen Yun had returned to Blue Water Academy. The first time he opened the door, Shen Yun unexpectedly saw the shiny bald head. But what should I say, even though he asked him to come at night? She went to the dormitory once, but the situation in front of her still left Shen Yun speechless.
I saw the bald dean sitting in the center of the living room with his arms half open, one foot on the low table, and his hands trying hard to tear up a poor roast chicken-like object and send it to his mouth, eating it from time to time. He even made a few comments loudly when he felt comfortable. Standing next to him was the fat man Huck with an apologetic smile on his face. He was holding a bottle of wine in his hand, ready to hand it to the bald dean. This guy looked tired. It seems that I am very tired today, but I didn't expect to have to wait for others when I go home at night.
At this time, the two of them were also attracted by the sound of the door opening. The bald dean's eyes lit up and he greeted Shen Yun who was changing his shoes: "Hey, you are finally back. I am so anxious to wait. Come on, come on. , do you want to have a bite together?" After saying that, he broke off a chicken leg and shook it towards Shen Yun, as if he wanted to throw it directly to him.
"No, you have to eat slowly. The young master has no interest in fighting for food with someone whose body is half buried in the ground." Shen Yun stretched out his hand and refused unceremoniously.
"Ahem, you kid." The bald dean was obviously angry at Shen Yun's words, and a piece of chicken suddenly got stuck in his throat. Fortunately, Huck on the side was excited enough and quickly handed over the wine, which saved the bald dean. The fate of being suffocated to death. I saw him pointing to the corner angrily, his tone full of depression that his good intentions were not rewarded: "What you asked me to do, I have done it, and you still gave it to me." You delivered it so late at night, and this is your attitude?"
"Oh?" Shen Yun glanced around and found what the bald dean was talking about, and walked there with great interest. For some reason, compared to the big and small bags when he went out, Shen Yun felt extra excited at this time. Relaxed. Walking a little light.
Immediately he staggered to the corner, Shen Yun looked at the cage that was less than one square meter and the white and fluffy little thing in it. He couldn't help but turned to look at the bald dean and said hesitantly: "This is not a rabbit. Huh? Did you bring your midnight snack by mistake?"
"Fart, this dean never eats rabbits!" The bald dean rolled his eyes at Chen Yun, and then explained quite complacently: "Eat less, drink less, and don't poop. If you want to feed yourself, you have to endure beatings. As soon as I hear your request The first thing that comes to mind is this little thing. Let me tell you, this is no ordinary rabbit. It is called a poop rabbit. Although it is not a high-level magical beast, it is rare. If it weren't for me, you wouldn't be able to get it."
What the bald dean said was mysterious, but Shen Yun looked left and right and still couldn't see anything special about this pitiful little thing. If there was anything special about it, it was its weird name that made Shen Yun feel It was amazing. But he could not be sure that he was an underdog, so Shen Yun thought about it and was about to draw the sword and test its strength first.
"Don't, don't, you'll lose everything with one strike of your sword." When he saw Shen Yun using his backhand to draw the sword, the bald dean immediately became anxious. He wanted to grab Shen Yun's arm regardless of the greasy hand. However, he was caught lightly by the other party. Get out of the way.
"Then make it clear." Shen Yun looked at the bald dean expressionlessly.
Spreading his hands helplessly, the bald dean had "You can't teach a child" written all over his face, but he could only explain in detail: "Poop rabbits feed on stones, and after eating them, part of them will be converted into elemental power and stored in the body. Support it to cast level 3 stone skin, and the other part will be excreted..."
"Didn't you say he doesn't poop?" Chen Yun's eyes widened, feeling that what this bald man said was too unreliable.
"Why are you so anxious? Listen to me." The bald dean glared at Shen Yun. He looked very confident: "The excrement of this little thing is not ordinary. It is a gem that can clean the air. It is very clean. Not to mention that it also has a light aroma. This is a very popular item among the nobles! Do you think the ones they pull are the same as yours?"
As soon as the last words came out, Shen Yun was choked with grief and anger, but he was helpless and unable to refute, which made the bald dean grin with pride for a while.
Level 3 Stoneskin is not a powerful defensive magic, but it is enough to withstand the light and sometimes heavy blows of the jelly. Coupled with several other characteristics, in general, this kind of thing is called a poop rabbit. The little monster is still very much in line with Shen Yun's wishes.
"Are you satisfied?" Looking at Shen Yun's soothing expression, the bald dean knew that he had done a good job. Although he felt that it was a bit embarrassing for dean Lan Shui to do such a thing for a student, but when he thought of it, he did it for a student. As preparations were made for the resurrection of the elemental elves, the bald dean felt much more balanced.
Pointing to the other side of the room, the bald dean's face became more and more proud: "Don't worry about my dean's work. Look, I even got this little guy's food for you. This little guy has an appetite." Very small ones, they only need to eat a stone as big as a feather every day."
Shen Yun followed the other person's gaze and turned around to look, and said "fuck" at that time. When he first entered the room, he didn't notice it but felt a little awkward. Now that he looked carefully, he realized that at some point, the two corners of the living room against the wall were separated from each other. A stone sculpture in the shape of an angel was placed. Both stone sculptures were in the shape of a sword with upright wings and wide spread wings. From this, it seems that the amount of "a feather" mentioned by the bald man just now is quite relevant.
"After you did this, our dormitory became like some kind of weird altar." Shen Yun glanced sideways at the bald dean, and said with some doubt in his tone: "Moreover, if someone sees the pits being chewed, The angel statue won’t cause any trouble?”
"It's okay, just chew it." The bald dean waved his hand and gave Shen Yun a positive answer: "Even if there are incomplete reliefs of angels in the Holy Light Cathedral in the Glorious Empire, what does this mean to you? "
Do you think I'm stupid? That must be to exaggerate the angel's bravery in battle, okay? Shen Yun secretly cursed twice but didn't say more. Anyway, this is really not a big deal. At most, let the rabbit be more diligent first. Just chew the two pairs of wings clean.
Seeing that Shen Yun acquiesced to his statement, the bald dean patted Shen Yun on the shoulder, blinked strangely and said: "There is another advantage to this poop rabbit. You can keep it for yourself after this matter is over, or You can also give it to the girl you like. Although I am old, I also know that this kind of fluffy gadget is very popular with girls."
As soon as he said this, Chen Yun's eyes also lit up. Yes, even if Qian Qiangui has everything she wants as a princess, it is still her own wish!
After thinking about it, Shen Yun looked at the bald dean and his eyes suddenly became more pleasing to the eye, and the smile on his face became kinder.
After chatting casually for a few words, Shen Yun suddenly remembered tonight's strange encounter. He had thought of asking about the bald man before, but he forgot about it when he came back. Since the bald man happened to be there at the moment, he asked him by the way.
However, as soon as the words "Shengyu Trading Company" were mentioned, the expression of the bald dean changed, which made Shen Yun feel confident. From the strange lottery to the final battle, Shen Yun explained in great detail, and The bald dean also seemed to be very interested and nodded from time to time to ask questions. He was particularly interested in the conversation between Shen Yun and Mrs. Sally, and almost had Shen Yun repeat the original version before he was satisfied.
"Hey, why are you looking at me like that?" After hearing the story, the bald dean lowered his head and thought to himself for a while. Then he looked up and found that Shen Yun's eyes were staring directly at him.
"Don't you think you should explain something to me? For example, the story that you and that charming lady have to tell." Shen Yun squinted at the bald dean. Please don't tell me. Just want to listen to stories for nothing? How can such a good thing happen!
"Hey, hey, don't talk nonsense. It's terrible if she hears it!" Hearing Shen Yun's teasing, the bald dean's face changed drastically. He subconsciously looked around and found that no one was relieved. Then he turned his head and looked at Shen Yun seriously. Said: "I mean, Mrs. Sally is a well-known figure after all. What you say has an impact on other people's reputation. Ahem, actually, Mrs. Sally and I don't know each other at all... Well, actually it was at the cocktail party in the empire Just met twice. Just a casual acquaintance, a casual acquaintance..."
"You don't want to say that you know nothing about today's events?" Shen Yun's eyes widened in surprise, not expecting that the other party would cheat on this matter.
"I'm so unfamiliar. Why are you lying to me?" The bald dean spread his hands and his face clearly said "I'm just lying to you."
"I missed something just now. Mrs. Sally finally said to me, 'If you want to know the reason, just ask that bald man'..." Shen Yun threw out his trump card with an expressionless face. This can't be repeated?
"There are too many bald heads. Maybe there is another bald head who has a close relationship with that lady. It's not me anyway." The bald head dean told lies with his eyes open. He was so shameless that even Huck could not stand it. He said: "Okay, today's things are done. If you don't have any evidence to prove that I know that lady, I'm going to go back to sleep. Ouch, after a busy day, being the dean is really a blessing. ~" After saying this and stretching, the bald dean raised his feet and prepared to walk out the door, looking unspeakably guilty in his hurried manner.
Just when Shen Yun was helpless against the bald dean's rogue behavior, and when the bald dean was about to escape successfully, there was a sudden knock on the door outside Shen Yun's bedroom. The bald dean who was close to the door subconsciously pulled the door open. , his face suddenly stiffened.
Standing outside the door was a pretty girl wearing a fitted waiter uniform and holding an emerald green slime in her hand. It was Lilia, the domineering maid who had just had a fight with Shen Yun. When the door opened, Lilia Ya quickly glanced around, then handed the jelly in her arms expressionlessly and said:
"By order of the madam, I came to return the poor pet that was forgotten by the guests." After lightly mocking Chen Yun, Lilia turned around and bowed slightly to the bald dean: "Dean Orubas, are you here? This is the best place. Madam has been looking for you for a long time and wants to know when you can pay back the five thousand crystal coins you owe her."
Shen Yun: "..."
Bald Dean: "..." (To be continued...)
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