"Chen Yun, put a real eye in the triangular grass, I'm going to come to the bottom lane to catch it~"
"Chen Yun, take a bite, I'm ready to do it."
"Chen Yun, prepare for a team fight! Big! Zoom in! Okay~ Control it, brothers, come on~!"
"Damn it, the thieves' army is so powerful that they can't handle it! Shen Yun, if you take the lead, I'll withdraw first!"
Listening to the various commands coming from the earphones, Shen Yun felt helpless. He originally thought that he had been freed from the endless cycle of "buy chickens, pack fans, buy eyes, and give up lanes and wilds to get heads" in Dota. Who wants to switch to heroes? After joining the alliance, he is still destined to be a "professional support".
"Okay~ If you want me to penetrate your eyes, you can kill them. If you can't do it, you still need me to hold the blade for you. Is this the legendary reality version of taking the blame, being a cuckold, and watching other people have sex?" Although she was a little depressed, Chen Shen said: Yun Dao was not too unhappy. After all, as a 17-year-old boy with great team spirit, he hoped to win through teamwork...
Well, that's probably it...?
Sister! How can you be happy?
"Win, win, let me tell you, how could you lose with me leading you? Look at my record, 22 kills! How sharp!" Sean, who always likes to use offensive heroes the most, looked proud, "High up. It’s so cold~”.
"Hehe, I'm not bad either. I have 150 double defense and over 4500 HP. How could you have done so well without me taking the lead?" Xiao Qiu, who believed in "only when you stand still can you have output" was shaking his head with pride.
Chen Yun resolutely took back his previous "team spirit". Although he won most of the battles every time, it was very satisfying to watch others kill and resist, and he was unable to support a crispy one. The output is not meaty, and all I do is behind-the-scenes work. There is really no sense of accomplishment. I don't feel anything more after winning, but I feel that my "bloody passion" has decreased a bit.
The young master is Shen Yun! Have you ever heard of Shen Yun? Smecta!
As a pseudo-otaku, Shen Yun loves animation and novels even more. When he sees the protagonist in the animation novel showing great power and fighting bloody battles, he will also be passionate and want to fight.
After all, he is a 17-year-old boy, how could he not be passionate and passionate?
But after all, it is due to family education since childhood that Shen Yun's personality tends to be gentle and rational. When playing games with a group of gay friends around him, he always gives priority to the interests of the group, so... the "auxiliary" who contributes most to the team One position has become Shen Yun's unchanging choice for thousands of years.
However, the passion in Shen Yun's heart has never been extinguished!
Now, Shen Yun decided to get passionate!
…
In a new game, Shen Yun randomly selected Nunu as his assistant. In order to implement his "plan" faster, he changed the runes to 5-second money-adding runes.
The game begins...
After 8 minutes passed normally, Shen Yun looked at the money number at the bottom of the screen and smiled calmly: Very good, that's enough!
Back to the city...
"Hey, actually, I'm really naive... Such a childish way of venting." Shen Yun himself felt a little helpless about his prankish "venting method."
As the bottom lane ADC (Shen Yun's main support target), Sean felt a little strange when he saw Shen Yun choose to return to the city at this time.
"I said Yun Zai, why are you going back with full health and mana? It's very dangerous for me to be alone."
"Oh, it turns out I was going to have my eyes patched up. As expected, professional help helped me patch up my eyes so early."
"Wow, you've had so many eye patchings. That brother's safety has been greatly improved. That's great!"
"Uh... I said Yunzi, why are you sticking your eyes in the door?"
"I'm dizzy. You went back to buy eyes again... You sold all your salary equipment? You went to the door to insert eyes again~ What are you going to do?!"
Chen Yun turned a deaf ear to the sound coming from the earphones, and kept repeating the actions of buying eyes and inserting eyes until all the gold coins were used up.
"Huhu~ There are still two better ones left." Looking at the only two remaining in the equipment column, Chen Yun couldn't hide his smile, "Humph~ Let me show you how terrifying the auxiliary's anger is! Tremble~ Mortal people!"
"It's over, it's over. Yun Zai is a fool when he becomes an assistant. What should we do? Huh? This is..." Sean was yelling when he accidentally saw Shen Yun's eyes at the door. He was suddenly stunned. These eyes were arranged in a row. Get up, why does it look so like...
Hum~Have you been discovered? But it's too late, prepare to bear the wrath of the support!
Shen Yun looked serious, and slowly controlled the mouse to insert the last two eyes into the designated position...
As the last eye was inserted, Shen Yun's four gay friends in front of the screen felt a sudden change and the earth was shaking!
Although the four large characters were not clear, they were definitely recognizable, which blinded their titanium alloy eyes!
I~le~go~
That’s right, it’s the words “I’ll strangle you”!
"Too...too sharp!"
"Is this the auxiliary's resentment? It's so incomprehensible that honest people are so scary!"
"These four words made me fully feel Yunzi's heart that is unwilling to be lonely and eager to fight!"
"What are you talking about? They're coming from the other side! Someone can help defend it!"
Hearing the different reactions of the gay friends in the headphones, Shen Yun felt a sense of relief in his chest (he is such an easily satisfied child...).
"Hehe, even I'm scared when I get serious!" Shen Yun was so proud.
Just when I was about to persuade my gay friends to surrender and have a good time again, something unexpected happened!
I don't know since when, the four words "I'll take it off" that Shen Yun used his eyes to cast began to emit little white lights. By the time Shen Yun discovered it, the white light was already strong.
When Shen Yun felt something was wrong and wanted to do something, the white light on the screen flashed dazzlingly, and Shen Yun in front of the screen disappeared!
"Okay, okay, let's play again, Yun Zai, you have to hit the next one seriously~"
"Chen Yun, we all see your role. The team can't do it without you."