(This chapter is a spoof. If you don’t like reading it, you can skip to the next chapter. My update time may be a little later tomorrow. Thank you to my friends who have always supported me!).
After Lin Luo came on stage, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat when he saw that there were many female orcs in the audience. But for the sake of performance, he also risked his life. I couldn't tell that he also had some professional ethics. He first smiled slightly, and then
Pretending to be cool, he said: "I would like to invite a guest to come up now. Is there anyone willing to help?".
The fantasy beast sisters in the audience went crazy. Lin Luo probably didn't expect that these girls were so eager to perform, so he just walked up to a butterfly elf and asked in a low voice, "Excuse me?".
The elf girl actually shouted, "What am I? You use such a sexy voice, do you want to pick me up?".
"Ah?" Lin Luo was stunned.
The elf girl continued to show off, "Don't think that because I'm pretty, I'm easy to bully. Have you ever heard that beauty has the most poisonous heart?"
"Oh." Lin Luo answered carefully.
"Don't think that I will fall in love with you if you look more handsome. I'm famous for being cold as ice. No one among the elves on the island has ever been able to handle me."
"No, listen to me, Miss Meiyan..." Lin Luo wanted to defend himself.
Elf mm jumped up and said, "Wow! How do you know my name? Although I am famous on the island, why do you pay attention to me? Don't plan to like me! If you fall in love with me, you will die.
! Even if you add 100,000 years, it will still be the same!"
"I……".
"Don't talk!".
"I didn't say anything?".
"I knew you would say that! Don't think you can confuse me just by not saying anything. I am incompatible with you orcs. I have an awe-inspiring beastly spirit, and my human spirit will not invade me."
"Forget it if you don't want to perform. Then I'll find someone else. How about you let me go first and don't hold my hand!" Lin Luo was already anxious. Where could he get this living treasure?
"Of course not! If I let you go, maybe you will take advantage of my beauty and invade me?".
"I think the chance of this is really slim..." Lin Luo began to mutter.
"I feel ashamed that I guessed it right. I see that you have read some books and have some conscience. Okay! I will use my chastity to gamble with you!" The elf girl actually said this with great awe.
"Damn, you want me to hit you and say no?" Lin Luo felt that everyone's eyes were getting more and more dazzling, and he couldn't help but want to destroy the flower with his own hands.
"Bold! Eat my tofu? I won't be afraid. Our phantom beasts on the Forgotten Island will not bully the less."
"Even if I'm afraid of you, I lose." Lin Luo began to adopt a gentle policy.
"Bold! Why are you imitating my sexy way of talking?".
"I'm sorry, I'm not as sexy as you, Miss Meiyan. I can't tell which part of you is beautiful and which part is gorgeous." Lin Luo began to sweat profusely. He didn't notice that the eyes of others had gradually moved towards him.
Here he is, and it’s not easy for him. He went on stage and talked so much at the beginning, and now there is someone, no, it’s a beast. His friends have long been laughing until they can’t stop laughing.
"You... you are cruel. I almost fell into your trap. No wonder they said that you humans are very cunning. It's true! Don't pretend to be angry with me anymore. I don't feel anything for you at all. If I am angry, I won't
Does it mean that I have feelings for you? So not only am I not angry, I also want to let you go and you bite me? It tastes good?"
"Forget it, I'm still thirsty. Can you find some water to drink before continuing?" Someone once used the trick of peeing to escape, and Lin Luo also wanted to use water to escape.
"Of course! We fantasy beasts are not bad people, why should we abuse you?" Elf sister looked generous.
Lin Luo looked at her gratefully, thinking that he was about to be freed, and said excitedly, "Thank you!".
"What are you doing? Don't seduce me so politely!" The elf girl actually started to get angry again.
"Ah?" Lin Luo's expression was frozen again.
"You think I don't know? After you asked for water, you forced me to feed you. When I helped you up, you leaned over. What should I do? It's not my fault if I push you away, and it's not my fault if I don't push you away.
Wouldn’t it be a huge loss for me?” Elf mm once again used her imagination.
"As long as you give me water, I promise to drink it myself." Lin Luo had no choice but to deal with it again.
"Why should I believe you.".
"You win, I can't defeat you, how are you going to give me water?" Lin Luo felt like he was going crazy.
"Don't ask!".
"Is there water to drink without asking?".
"Don't ask questions back!".
"Even gods can go crazy!" Lin Luo seemed to have reached his limit.
"You said you don't want to take advantage of me? Why are you so close to your mouth? You just want to kiss me, you scoundrel!".
"I just want...to drink some water, can you give it to me?" Lin Luo held back his emotions that were about to collapse.
"Here! I'll just give you a kiss. After the kiss, you must leave me, or I'll beat you to death!" The elf girl actually closed her eyes.
"I just want water, not your saliva!" Lin Luo was helpless.
"Even if your conscience finds out, you stopped at the brink and didn't do anything...".
"Now that you know you are wrong, I have also made clear my grudges. Okay! I will give you water now, but don't try to run away! If you run away, I will break your legs!" So, the elf girl finally turned around. Lin
Luo quickly teleported and arrived beside Xiao Jun and the others.
Xiao Jun couldn't stop laughing now. He covered his stomach with one hand and tried hard to say, "Boss, I really admire you from today on. You can even strike up a conversation with a fantasy beast. Apart from the word "submission", I
I can’t say anything, haha…”.
Lin Luo was already furious, and at this time, Li Liang and the others also came over, shouting, "Boss, I saw your performance just now, and I can't stop talking about your performance...".
"Hit your head off!" Lin Luo punched him directly. He didn't want to give him this gift as a meeting gift in the first place, but who told him that he had no place to vent?
"Boss, your meeting gift is this. Are you afraid that I will steal your limelight because I am so handsome? Oh... There is no justice in power!" Li Liang covered his face and cried.
"Well, forget it, I'm not in a good mood. We'll leave in a moment." Lin Luo felt that there was no need to stay here, so he wanted to get out in advance.
"Then, you didn't mean to perform the performance just now?" Li Liang seemed to really think that someone was performing.
"Ahem, forget it, don't mention it, let's go." Lin Luo laughed dryly, and with angry eyes stopped Xiao Jun who was about to expose the matter.
"Hey, brother Feng, why are you leaving so soon? The performance has just started, and I haven't finished watching it yet. However, your performance just now was really funny. Your expression was so amazing, just like you humans.
Those Academy Awards, I guess you will win a few of them yourself, haha..." It seems that the cow's head is still a cow's brain, and it actually thought that Lin Luo was 'performing' just now.
Lin Luo sweated and said, "Well, we have to leave early. We have been here for almost a year. Anyway, the mission has been completed. There will still be a chance to meet in the future." Then he turned around quickly to avoid staying for a while.
Seconds, just one more second of danger, and that elf mm seems to have seen this coming.
"Okay, I won't give it away then!" The cow in the south seemed to have found his joy here and ignored the forest.
So, Lin Luo and others quickly left the farewell party, and the group of phantom beasts also forgot the purpose of the party. Fortunately, the elf sister did not find Lin Luo after all, which made Lin Luo feel relieved.
Lin Luo and the others walked outside the island, looked at what Officer Wu left for them, and hurriedly called him to take them back. After thinking about it, a lot of things happened during the almost a year they stayed here.
The only thing worth celebrating is that the mission was completed without repeating it once. Officer Wu soon drove his warship over and asked Lin Luo about how they completed the mission. Lin Luo briefly told him about it.
The story of the box. In fact, the military mainly trained them, and they didn't care about anything. They were very satisfied when they saw the improvement in their overall strength, and then took them back to school.