The little butcher pig grabbed the spoon and the fork. Seeing Mu Feng preparing to pick up a chicken leg, he stopped drinking.
Mu Feng glared at the little butt pig, "You have so many in the bowl, can you eat it? The little thing has a big appetite."
"No, I want that chicken leg, Mu. You can't cheat. I agreed not to bully me. You have forgotten it in just a few days. I have contempt, and I have strong contempt." The little shit pig raised his head, meaning that if Mu Feng didn't give it, he would be in trouble.
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Mu Feng took a bite, and stimulated the little butt pig, and said with his lips, "It's so fragrant, the chicken legs taste so good. Wife, you can also eat them."[
"Ah, dead wood, you rob me of chicken legs, and you and I will never finish it." The little shit pig stood up, holding a spoon and a fork, pointing at Mu Feng, "In the name of God, I will judge you, the robber who steals chicken legs, and die."
A burst of crackling!
The table was messed up, and the little pig fell from the air to the ground.
"Oh! The butt is blooming, dead wood, smelly wood, rotten wood, you bully me, one day I will take revenge, you can wait for me." The little shrew limped up and lie on the sofa and cried loudly, "Oh my God, why is my life so miserable? I won't live anymore, I won't live anymore."
Looking at the distressed little pig and looking at Mu Feng who was still gnawing on the chicken legs, Wang Luoshan was a little amused. The big and small ones were really talkative. At first, Wang Luoshan was indeed shocked. The talking pig was so incredible, but later he thought that what Binger and his two daughters said to her was a little better, and slowly accepted it.
"He is such a big man, and he still snatches him from it. How can you be like you?" Wang Luoshan complained with a smile.
Mu Feng chewed the last trace of meat, threw away the bones, and glanced at the little butt pig who was still crying and shouting, "Don't worry about it, the more you care about it, the more it becomes the more presumptuous it will be."
"I'm too lazy to tell you." Wang Luoshan picked out the chicken legs in the bowl, walked slowly to the sofa, pinched the nose of the little butt pig, and smiled, "Little guy, OK, don't cry, here~ I'll give you my chicken legs."
"Really?" The little butt pig, who was only thundering and not raining, stopped immediately, with his little eyes wide open, staring at the chicken legs that Wang Luoshan was holding, and said shyly, "Would you be embarrassed?"
"Will you be embarrassed?" Mu Feng said sarcastically.
"It's all your business. Sister Shanshan gave it to me. I didn't eat yours. Get out of here." The little shit pig said dissatisfied, then blinked at Wang Luoshan, "Hehe, it's better for Sister Shanshan. I have decided to hang out with you in the future and don't know Mutou anymore."
"You, eat quickly."
"Thank you, Sister Shanshan." The little butt pig grabbed the chicken leg and started to chew it voraciously. He also glanced at Mu Feng from time to time, not to mention how proud he was.
After a meal.
Mu Feng hugged Wang Luoshan and lying on the sofa watching TV. The little butt pig was lying on the side, touching his belly that was so bulging like a ball, "I'm going to hold on to death!"
"Small foodie, if you don't know, you think you're going to have a baby." Mu Feng stretched out his foot and kicked the little butt pig over.
"Get out of here, you're going to give birth to a baby, Mutou, you dare to slander me, be careful that I will turn against you." The little shit jumped up and pointed at Mu Feng and cursed.
"If you turn your back, just turn your back. You, Mr. Pig, if you have the ability, you leave. Hehe, I'm sorry, I'm going to sleep with my wife, so I won't send you off." Mu Feng grinned.
The little shit pig got crazy and then showed a sly smile, "Hehe, I want to drive this baby away, I'm not that stupid. I want to eat you poorly, destroy your good deeds, and don't let you pick up girls. Offend me, offend me, you will suffer in the future."[
"Get out! Dead pig." Mu Feng turned off the TV, hugged Wang Luoshan's waist, and slowly walked towards the room.
The little butt pig turned his eyes and stuck out his tongue and licked his mouth, "Sleep, sleep, this baby is sleeping too, wood, I want to sleep in the middle."
In the room, the little butt pig was lying in front of him, almost occupying a person's place, and said leisurely, "This bed is so comfortable, wood, are you asleep?"
"Hey, no one said it, hehehe." The little shit pig turned his head again, "Sister Shanshan, have you been sleeping? Ah! He didn't say anything, that baby was sleeping too."
One night talk.
I was so depressed last night, and Mu Feng regretted it too much. If I had known it, I wouldn't have fought with the dead pig. I had wanted to be intimate with my wife, but the dead pig actually slept in the middle of the bed and really wanted to kill it.
After turning over, Mu Feng faced the little butt pig with his face, while the little butt pig changed his position, his head retracted into Wang Luoshan's armpits, and his feet were pressed against Mu Feng's face.
After a while, Mu Feng heard a squinting sound, and his face was wet. A pungent smell plunged into his nose. After suddenly opening his eyes, he found that the little butt pig was releasing water.
Mu Feng's mouth twitched a few times, and in an instant, there was a blue one. A few drops of water were hanging under his chin. He accumulated for a few seconds and shouted angrily, "Die pig, get up for me."
Wang Luoshan was also awakened, turned to the side and asked for a pungent smell. When she saw who was calling the little butt pig, she burst into laughter.
The little butt pig with saliva was naturally awakened by Mu Feng's roar. He got up and rubbed his eyes, yawned, and looked at Mu Feng in wonder, "Mu Tou, this early morning, you're yelling, breaking my baby's dream. No, let's sleep again."
After saying that, the little butt pig fell on the bed again and fell asleep. As soon as she fell asleep, the little butt pig felt like she was soaring. When she opened her eyes again, she had an intimate contact with the floor.
"Oh! It hurts so much, Mutou, you have a ill mind. I didn't mess with you, right?" the little shit pig got up and shouted.
"I didn't mess with me, it depends on what you did?"
"What's wrong?" The little butt pig climbed onto the bed, looked at the water stain in the middle, and then looked at Mu Feng's face, and suddenly became shy, "That... Mu, can this be done by this baby."
"What do you think?"
"Of course not. I'm so obedient, how could I wet the bed? I understand, Mutou, you want to frame me, right? Humph! There is no door." The little shit pig didn't admit it, and said in his heart: It's so embarrassing. He actually wet the bed. I must not admit it, otherwise I'll make a fuss in the future.
Mu Feng grabbed the little butt pig and suddenly laughed, "Isn't it really you?"
The little butt pig shook his head hard, "No, no."
Mu Feng did not refute, "Wife, we will buy a Dutch pig tomorrow. This little thing is probably lonely at home alone. Find a playmate for it."
Wang Luoshan didn't know that Mu Feng was threatening in disguise. He nodded and smiled, "Okay!"
"No, I don't want Dutch pig, wood, it's not okay if I was wrong. I'm so cute. Are you willing to treat me like this?" The little shit pig said with a lip, "Okay, okay, baby admits that he's wrong. You shouldn't wet the bed. Wood, don't be angry, okay?"[
"Really admitting it wrong?"
"I admit my mistake, I really regret it."
"Then you will still fight against me if you don't."
"No, you will still be the eldest in the future, and I will still be the second in the future."
"This is what you said. If you mess with me in the future, I will tell everyone who knows you that you are a bedwetting pig and you will also find a group of Dutch pigs to come back to play with you."
"Ah! No, Sister Shanshan, Mutou bullies me."
ps: I wrote this chapter mainly because I remembered a pig I raised before, don’t blame me! Also, some readers said that the update was too slow. In fact, I also know that only six or seven thousand words a day is a bit small, but now I have no choice but to update more. I have to add even orders during this period. If it is too fast, it will be settled. And I am sad. If my friends want to update faster, it is OK. I will help you. There is still more than one hundred equal orders. As long as I rush up, I guarantee that the five chapters will be updated in the future!