Did a man's roar come from the cabin in the valley? The loud voice echoed back and forth in the quiet valley from time to time.
"Quarrel."
The boy in white sat up on a locust tree. His hair was fluffy and messy because he had just woken up. He blinked his sleepy eyes blankly, looking for the source of his dream, and finally locked the cabin, his whole body exuding
Exuding a strong murderous aura.
Jumping down from the branch lightly, Rukawa floated into the house like a ghost and gave a cold look to a man who was roaring on the bed.
"You are very noisy."
"..."
Baili Feng frowned as she looked at the boy in front of her who was only seven or eight years old but had a cold aura all the time.
He was actually disliked by a child!
It's so undignified.
"Where is your mother?"
Baili Feng asked. He really couldn't bear to lie naked on the bed, let alone being looked at by a child.
"..."
Xiao Liuchuan looked dull. How did he know? He had just woken up!
Xiao Liuchuan blinked blankly - well - his eyes were a bit dry! Sure enough, he didn't get enough sleep!
Except for his mother, anyone in this world who disturbs his sleep should be damned!
Xiao Liuchuan looked at Baili Feng and then at the sword in his hand. If it weren't for the fact that he was his mother's "antidote", he would have killed him long ago!
"Don't make any noise, I want to sleep."
"Let me go and I won't make any noise." Baili Feng shook his cuffed hands and said.
Xiao Liuchuan coldly rolled his eyes at someone, as if to say "no need to discuss" again.
Baili Feng frowned. She really didn't understand how there could be such a child, but for some reason, she felt that the boy in front of her looked familiar, as if she had seen him a long time ago.
"If you don't let go, then I will only make you so noisy that you can't sleep."
Baili Feng raised his eyebrows, he was always good at playing rogue, but what he didn't expect was that Rukawa Children's Shoes took a piece of cloth and stuffed it into his mouth while he wasn't paying attention.
"...##￥##￥#￥%...amp;*("
Baili Feng looked at the small iceberg in front of him in disbelief!
Is this dead child going to die?
How dare you do this to him!
Baili Feng glared at Xiao Bingshan fiercely, trying to shock him with her eyes, but at this time Xiao Bingshan had already turned around and walked out of the room coolly with his sword in hand.
"...##￥##￥#￥%...amp;*("
Who gave birth to such a naughty child!
Baili Feng, who has always been invincible, cool, handsome and domineering, had his mouth gagged with a rag by a child! Damn it, how could he behave if word of this got out!
Baili Feng depressedly drew circles in his mind and cursed the naughty child born by a certain bear!
After Xiao Bingshan walked out of the room, he sneezed, but this did not affect his good mood for sleeping. With a single step, Xiao Bingshan jumped onto the locust tree again, closed his eyes, one, two, three, zzzzzzzzzzzz...
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When Yi Jiangxue returned to the cabin carrying wild vegetables, she saw Baili Feng furious, but her mouth was gagged. Weiwei was stunned for a moment, and then she couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing.
"How did you end up like this?" Yi Jiangxue sat down next to him and smiled maliciously.
“…##￥##￥#￥%…amp;*…#￥%”
Yi Jiangxue saw the blue veins popping up on Baili Feng's forehead and smiled even brighter. Somehow, the angrier he became, the better her mood became.
"Oh! I forgot, you can't talk!"
Yi Jiangxue snickered evilly and reached out to remove the cloth from Baili Feng's mouth.
Baili Feng turned his head coldly, neither speaking nor looking at her, as if he was holding back his breath.
Yi Jiangxue smiled slyly and left the cabin.
Just leave like that?
Baili Feng originally thought that this woman would at least comfort him, but he didn't expect that she would just abandon him and go away... A feeling of being left out came over her, and Baili Feng shouted at her back depressingly:
"Let me go, I want to go to the toilet."
Anyway, she already knew his true identity, so Baili Feng didn't have any taboos and directly called himself the king in front of her.
"Going to the toilet?" Yi Jiangxue stopped and smiled at Baili Feng with squinted eyes, "What do you mean going to the toilet?"
"you……"
Baili Feng's face turned red with anger. He knew that this woman definitely did it on purpose, but he was really holding it in. He had been holding it in since last night, and if he continued to hold it in, he felt like he would be broken!
So, Baili Feng said what she thought was the most indecent thing in her life:
"I have an urgent need to urinate."
"Oh...I have an urgent need to urinate..." Yi Jiangxue narrowed her beautiful eyes and smiled at Baili Feng, as if she suddenly realized, "Just say it if you need to urinate! It's so polite, we rough guys can't listen to it.
I don’t understand…”
"I understand, let me go."
Baili Feng looked at Yi Jiangxue angrily, her beautiful face looking embarrassed. He had never been so embarrassed in his life, and it was in front of a woman!
"Let you go? How is that possible!" Yi Jiangxue narrowed her eyes and smiled - after seven years of not seeing each other, has this man become more innocent? Or does he treat her as an idiot?
How could it be possible to let him go?!
"If you don't let go, how can I go to the toilet?" Baili Feng roared, does this woman really want to stifle him?
Before he finished speaking, he was stunned. Yi Jiangxue took out a urinal at some point, handed it to him, and said:
"Pee."
"Wha...what?"
The corners of Baili Feng's mouth twitched and her eyes widened in disbelief.
What does she...she...she...mean? Let him use the urinal?
As Yi Jiangxue said this, she stuffed the urinal directly under him, picked up his clone, and put it in.
"You..." Baili Feng's eyes widened in surprise, filled with disbelief - this... this... is this a woman?
"Stop being pretentious, I don't mind. What do you mind?" Yi Jiangxue raised her eyebrows.
No!
Definitely not!
It's so embarrassing for him to pee in a urinal in front of a woman, and he won't do it even if she is beaten to death! He is the sixth prince, the richest man in the world, handsome and domineering...
"Don't think about me letting you go, that's impossible! You either have to pee or you suffocate to death." Yi Jiangxue said coldly.
Baili Feng's last hope was shattered. At this time, the strong urge to urinate was tormenting him, and he could only retreat and do the next best thing.
"Get out." Baili Feng said.
"No." Yi Jiangxue raised her eyebrows and smiled brightly, "I want to watch you pee."
"..."
Is there something wrong with this woman?
Baili Feng's eyes widened. Ever since he met her, he felt that his world had been overturned! How could there be such a woman in the world!
"Look at me, I can't pee!" Baili Feng said coldly. It was already embarrassing enough for him to pee in the urinal, but she actually let him pee in front of her!
"If you can't pee, it means you don't really want to pee." Yi Jiangxue said with a smile, "Do you want me to help you?"
As she spoke, she blinked at him mysteriously, her beautiful lips pursed into a round shape, and she made a very classic sound::
"Shh-"
"..."
Baili Feng, how could Baili Feng, who had been holding it in all night, bear this excitement? As soon as she heard this voice, she immediately felt relieved and fell into a trance...
My body felt relaxed all of a sudden, so cool!
But as soon as he looked up and saw Yi Jiangxue's face, and recalled the sound he made just now, Baili Feng suddenly had the urge to die, wishing he could dig a hole and bury himself alive!
Baili Feng had never felt so humiliated in her life, and her face turned red.
Yi Jiangxue couldn't help lowering her head and snickering. Seven years ago, she never knew that this man with a face as strong as steel could blush!
The way he blushes is so pretty!
"You don't have to be so embarrassed. People have three kinds of anxiety. These are normal physiological phenomena. Don't worry, I won't look down on you because of this."
As she spoke, she patted his shoulder and smiled.
"..."
Baili Feng really had the urge to bite her to death.
"Woman, peeing can be solved in this way, but what if I want convenience? You can't solve it in bed, right? Seven days of inconvenience will kill you!"
"sure!"
Yi Jiangxue narrowed her eyes, stretched out her hand, took out a urinal, and looked at Baili Feng with a smile:
"This is designed by my daughter. It is safe and comfortable. As long as you sit upright and move quickly and accurately, it will never stain the sheets! Of course, it doesn't matter even if it stains, you are the one sleeping anyway..."
Yi Jiangxue glanced at him, with a playful smile on her lips.
When Baili Feng looked at it, she rolled her eyes and tilted her head with a headache, too lazy to pay attention to her.
Forget it, he might as well hold it in until he dies!
Seeing him like this, Yi Jiangxue took out her profession as an anthropologist and psychologist, patted his shoulder and enlightened:
"I know that good-looking men like you like to act handsome...well...they just care about their own image...Actually, I'm telling you, it's not necessary! Humans only have two eyes and one nose.
, open your mouth? No matter how handsome and charming you are, you can’t escape this rule. Human beings
It’s all the same, you have to eat, drink, and have sex. Even if you are the most beautiful man in the world, you can’t escape this guest rule. If you can’t hold it in, you can’t hold it in until you die... Death is heavier than Mount Tai, lighter than a feather, a real man
You sacrificed your life for the country, but you were suffocated to death on the bed. How shameful would it be if word spread?"
"..."
Baili Feng looked at her serious and rational look, and couldn't help but think of the white-bearded bachelor in the Imperial College who was busy all day long...
He couldn't figure out what kind of woman she was - at first he thought she was like an ice cube that froze people to death, and then she was as beautiful as a prostitute. But now, he realized deeply that she was
He was more like a devil who played with the dead without repaying his life, and completely trampled on his man's dignity under his feet.