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Chapter eight hundred and thirty seventh joke

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"Are you kidding?" The monster is now the meat of Ling Tian and others on the chopping block, but it doesn't have the consciousness that a prisoner should have. (Free novel

After hearing Ling Tian's words, he burst into laughter. It seemed as if he had heard something particularly funny.

"You must be joking, do you know who I am, if you dare..." The monster screamed, as if he wanted to say something threatening.

It's a pity that Ling Tian really lacks interest in his so-called true identity. Immediately he waved his hand, and the old tree suddenly laughed ferociously and stretched out his hand to grab the void.

Suddenly, the green vines that penetrated deep into the body of the monster began to squirm violently. They continued to penetrate into the body of the monster.

The demonic beast that directly burrowed screamed in agony, and its soul flew into the sky. It no longer cared about revealing its so-called true identity, but began to tremble violently and wail.

But this is not the end. Since Ling Tian has already said that he will be cut into pieces, how can he break his promise?

Under the control of the old tree, four thick roots surged out from under the ground, forcefully inserting themselves into the curled-up gaps of the monster.

In a few clicks, the monster was flattened again from its crouched state. The flattening made him lie flat on the ground.

In this state, at first glance, Ling Tian and Lao Shu looked like two surgeons, and the monster was lying on the hospital bed, with its body fixed like a patient.

Of course, as a "patient" monster, he knew clearly that these two "doctors" were definitely not famous doctors. On the contrary, they should be called butchers.

"Where should we start first?" Ling Tian pointed in the air, and a breath penetrated out, slightly brushing the monster's body.

This breath is neither light nor heavy, just like the owner caressing his kittens and puppies affectionately.

But this kind of touch made the monster tremble violently all over. He suddenly realized clearly that the owner of these hands seemed different from the humans he had met before.

"Hey, wait!" The monster struggled violently for a few times: "I think we can talk, right? You just said you have questions to ask, tell me, what questions, as long as I know, I

I can tell you everything!”

"It's too late!" Ling Tian's feet were already at his huge head, and he was face to face with his fighting strength: "I gave you a chance, but you also saw it, and you didn't cherish it, just like a naughty child

If you do something bad, you must be punished!"

"Punishment?" The monster was stunned, and then exclaimed: "Okay, okay, punishment, punishment, I will accept the punishment. If I do something wrong at home, my parents will also punish me. I promise to accept the punishment and never do it again."

Stop messing around!"

Hearing this, Ling Tian and others' expressions became strange. No wonder, they felt that this monster was a little weird at first, but they couldn't tell what was weird.

But now, it finally dawned on me. The monster in front of my emotional eyes was just a "minor" at all.

"It's interesting!" A playful smile flashed across Ling Tian's lips, but he was not in a hurry to attack him. After all, a gentler approach should be used to deal with "underage".

He immediately squatted in front of the monster and said, "I heard just now that you want to tell us your identity?"

The monster closed its huge eyes, waiting for Ling Tian's punishment. Unexpectedly, Ling Tian suddenly said such a sentence, and for a moment he couldn't help but feel that his brain was not full.

He secretly thought, this human being is too fickle. When he wanted to tell Ling Tian just now, Ling Tian didn't listen at all. Now that he has appointed him obediently, Ling Tian comes to ask again.

However, he had fully realized the horror of Ling Tian, ​​and he immediately did not dare to talk nonsense anymore, but said quickly: "My name is Claude Witte, and I am the eldest grandson of the Klaus family!"

Hearing this, everyone's expressions became strange again. It was not because of the Klaus family, but because of what the monster said.

Family is a product of human society. Monsters have always regarded themselves as race, but now they actually heard a monster talking to them about family.

And that's not all. Just now Claudevitt actually called himself the eldest grandson. Could it be that there are second sons, elders, stewards, etc. in this monster family?

If so, the discovery here can be said to be of cross-epochal significance.

"Oh?" Ling Tian was stunned for a moment, then said calmly: "I know a little bit about this, but your family has declined, and I'm afraid it will disappear from this land soon!"

"No!" The monster suddenly struggled violently twice after hearing this: "Our family will definitely return to its former glory. That damn, damn Taurus family, they are the ones who blinded the eyes of the gods.

The gods bless them and make them strong, but as long as the gods see our loyalty, they will definitely protect us again and return to glory!"

"Is this why you want to catch us?" Ling Tian smiled faintly, with a hint of temptation in his tone: "Did your god tell you that as long as you catch us, you will be rewarded?"

"Oh, no!" The monster shook his head: "Actually, I want to catch you all on my own initiative!"

"Boy, this is different from what you just said!" The roots dragged the old tree and slowly fell in front of the monster.

This monster has an instinctive fear of Ling Tian, ​​but it is truly afraid of the old tree. The pain he endures is all due to the old tree. At this time, when he saw the old tree at first glance

Shu actually appeared in front of him, and there seemed to be a hint of displeasure in his tone, and he couldn't help but tremble violently.

"I didn't lie, I didn't lie!" Claude Veit said quickly: "Actually, I came here for no purpose at all, just because I felt bored. Now my parents and grandpa are all thinking about what to do.

I worked hard to gain God’s favor, but there was no time to care about me, so I ran away from home!”

Hearing this, the group of people almost wanted to complain. This kind of scene is very common in human society. Some second-generation ancestors who are full and full like to do this kind of thing to seek attention and concern from others.

But it would be too weird to transfer this kind of plot to a monster.

Unless the monsters and beasts on this land have always lived according to human ways, if this is the case, it is simply unimaginable what kind of society will be born.

"If that's the case, then we should have no grievances with you!" Ling Tian continued to ask seductively: "Then why do you want to arrest us and even ask for a reward?"

"That's right!" The monster replied honestly: "Our family and the Tolaus family are the two largest families in this land. It can be said that we are equally bathed in God's grace.

. But one day the Torres family caught a human who broke into this place, and for some reason they brought that human before the gods. As a result, the human became the apostle of the gods, and the Torres family also enjoyed the exclusive rights of the gods.

Glory!"

It has to be said that the description of this monster is really bad, but Ling Tian and others can still understand a general outline. Coupled with the information that Ling Tian and others have mastered, a complete outline has already emerged.

In front of Ling Tian and others.

At that time, Tong Shaoqing was really good. He should have chosen to give it a try. After learning from the mouths of the monsters that there really are gods here, and that the entire society of monsters was created by the gods, he came up with an idea.

.

Then why did the gods take so much trouble to build the clan society of this monster beast? I am afraid that they need to use the hands of these monster beasts to do something.

Now Tong Shaoqing wants to replace him, using human wisdom and means, as well as the ability to freely enter and exit this place as bait, to negotiate terms with the so-called god, replace him and become the messenger of god, thereby gaining benefits.

I have to say that Tong Shaoqing is indeed a person, and it is not an exaggeration to call him a hero. The most important thing is that no matter what he did, he was undoubtedly very successful in the end, and he even recommended him to go to God.

The chickens and dogs in the family all ascended to heaven.

Of course, this also brought a lot of turmoil to the division of power in the entire Eternal God Realm. The Claude family and the Tolaus family used to be the two overlords in this land, competing with each other.

As a result, now that the Tolaus family has suddenly become bigger, you can imagine how miserable the Claude family will be.

It is understandable that the entire Claude family is in a state of distress now. Under such circumstances, it is understandable that the little overlord Werther is being neglected.

But Werther didn't think so, so after being ignored, he ran away from home.

After thinking about all this, Ling Tian smiled slightly and already had an idea. He immediately looked at the old tree next to him. The old tree understood, and with a flick of his finger, the branches that had trapped Werther gathered together and slowly sank into the ground.

If it weren't for the scars still on Werther's body, at first glance, it would have seemed like a dream.

"Are you going to let me go?" Witte was not a fool either. After seeing Ling Tian's actions, he immediately asked in surprise.

"That's right!" Ling Tian patted Witte's huge head, but immediately said: "But what if I let you go? Your family will also face extinction, and you are already so old, and your cultivation level is not even high.

That’s considered weak. Don’t you want to do something for your parents?”

"Me?" Navit shook his head and said, "What can I do? The most I can do is promise not to run around again after I go back, so as not to cause any trouble to my parents!"

"You have no ambition!" Ling Tian feigned anger, slapped his big head and said: "Since you are so lack of ambition, I think we have nothing to say, so let's part ways!"

After saying that, they turned around and left, taking Laoshu with them.

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