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Chapter 157 Sea Breeze Shit

"Desolate body!!!"

As if it was the devil's roar, all the diners in the small restaurant trembled and looked at the red-haired boy who was eating calmly with fearful expressions. Everyone did not expect that the desolate body that had been rumored in the South China Sea actually appeared here.

, no longer seeing the disciples of the Holy Land watching eagerly, the battle was about to break out. Quietly, the diners all ran out of the small restaurant, for fear of being affected.

Gu Dao stood up, turned his back to Bu Dao disciple, and said: "You know? Your behavior is no different from committing suicide! A mere twelve people still want to kill me?"

"Hmph! We, the disciples of the Holy Land, are all nearby. With an order, everyone will rush over to support. Moreover, other forces are also nearby. You will be unable to fly today!"

The leading disciple said arrogantly that the powerful people were nearby and he had nothing to fear.

"In that case..."

Gu Dao said halfway, and the next moment, he picked up Yu Jia and ran away, leaving the tavern in the blink of an eye.

"Hey! Goodbye!"

The Scarecrow stood up, greeted the Bu Dao disciples and disappeared, followed by Liushou, Panshi and Earworm.[

"%¥#...ran away!"

The non-Dao disciples were dumbfounded. Gu Dao, who had always been strong, actually ran away in confusion at this time. The leading disciple looked gloomy and said, "Chase!"

"stop!"

Suddenly, there was a loud shout in the empty restaurant. The disciples who had just taken a few steps turned their heads. A man with his legs in plaster and on crutches looked at them with an awe-inspiring look. Bai Che said: "

As a swordsman of justice, I will look directly at the evil that is tyrannizing before my eyes, and I will use the sword of justice..."

"What the hell!"

The Bu Dao disciple looked down upon Bai Chi, turned around and chased him out.

"Don't even leave! Let's have a showdown with the righteous swordsman!"

Bai Chi ran out on crutches. His legs and feet were inconvenient and he fell to the ground.



"Master Gudao, why don't you kill them in the tavern?"

Liushou asked Gu Dao full of suspicion.

Gu Dao ran very slowly, looking back from time to time as he ran, and said: "My purpose is to lure them out. There are more disciples of the forces there. If I do it, more forces will participate. When the time comes, I will really

It’s hard to escape unscathed.”

"If they summon powerful people on the road, wouldn't it cause more trouble?" Panshi said.

"How could an unscrupulous disciple who is eager for quick success give this opportunity to others? I acted so weakly, which made them so arrogant that they didn't know how much they had." Gu Dao said with a faint smile, looking back and smiling.

He became even more interested, "Look, they are coming after us!"

The actions of the dishonest disciples play into Gu Dao's hands. As long as they come, there will be no way for them to return.[

"Ahhh! Stop chasing me. I'm not a wild body. I'm just a poor boy passing by..."

Gu Dao ran toward the port. In order to let the Bu Dao disciples catch up with him, Gu Dao deliberately stopped and shouted.

"If we kill Huang Ti, we will immediately stand out in the Undao Holy Land, and the Holy Lord will look upon us with admiration!"

"I didn't expect we were so lucky! We met Huang Tai on the first day we came to Ghost Island."

"A successful career is just around the corner!"

"Don't make it public, Huang Ti is so weak, we must kill Gu Dao secretly!"

Just as Gu Dao expected, the unfaithful disciples were all so obsessed with profit that they completely forgot how much they weighed.

"Hurry up and catch up! Huang Ti has run into the alley! Let's catch turtles in an urn!"

The Taoist disciples kept chasing after him, and when they saw the valley road turning into a small alley, they were secretly delighted.

After stopping on the valley road, he looked at this quiet and remote alley and said with a smile: "This is a good place, let's start here!"

"Master Gu Dao, I have a good idea. There is no need to kill these little minions." Liushou looked at the approaching disciples and suddenly laughed evilly, "The earworm's holy art can confuse the mind, so there is no need to do so.

Worrying that they will expose our whereabouts, we can..."

After listening to Liushou's suggestion, Gu Dao nodded, "What a good idea."

"Hehe! Huangti, let me see where you run!"

The twelve unscrupulous disciples looked at the Valley Road with great pride, approaching step by step, as if they were trying to conquer the Valley Road.

"I won't run!"

Gu Dao disappeared in a flash and passed through the crowd of disciples. After a burst of screams, everyone lay on the ground.



Night came quietly, and the small ghost island looked particularly peaceful in the night. Several figures flashed outside the port, and after a while, these figures left again. These people were Gu Dao and others.

Gu Dao smiled and said: "There will be a good show tomorrow!"

Twelve people were hanging from a big tree in the harbor, lined up in a row, all naked and unconscious.

call……

Although the island is very calm at night, the sea breeze is blowing. The residents on the island rarely go out at night because the sea breeze is too cold.

"It's so cold..."

The unfaithful disciples who were hung on the tree were woken up by the sea breeze one by one. Waves of sea wind blew by, making them shiver.

"Why are we here?"

"Damn, why are we naked!"

The twelve unfaithful disciples were very confused. What puzzled them the most was that they were hung on a tree and stripped naked. What happened? Why were they stripped naked and hung on the tree? But they

My mind was empty, and my memory was stuck on the moment I entered the tavern. I couldn't remember what happened after that.

"Who the hell did it? You have such a big hatred against us!"

The leader of the unfaithful disciples shouted out in confusion.

"I'm freezing to death! Who on earth is this, so wicked!"

"Although there is no one now, there will be a lot of people at the port tomorrow morning. Our naked buttocks... are embarrassing!"

"It doesn't matter if you hang me up, what kind of trouble will you make if you take off your clothes? I haven't even touched a woman, but the bird is looked at!"

"It's okay for a big man to be exposed, but if he's hanging here with no one to save him, when will it be over? The wind is so cold that he's shaking."

"Tomorrow... I'm afraid we will become famous. Not only will we be embarrassed, but the Holy Land will also be embarrassed... Did you see the writing on us?"

These twelve unfaithful disciples have "Unfaithful Holy Land Disciples" written on their bodies. Although they are naked and cannot tell which force they belong to, these words clearly prove their identities. For a holy land, the disciples are hung up.

On the tree, and with his bare buttocks, it is suspected to be a great insult and provocation to the Holy Land. The key is, they don't even know who the murderer is.

"Help! Someone come and save us!"

"Come on, stop talking. Haven't you had enough of Northwest Feng?"

The undao disciples who were hung up were complaining and angry, and the leading undao disciple said.

"It's over..."

Suddenly, the expression of the disciple who was hanging in the first place changed, and his legs could not help but tighten.

"What's wrong?" asked the disciple beside him.

"I...I want to poop!" Disciple Bu Dao said with difficulty.

"Then just pull it! What's the point of being embarrassed!"

"Pooping and peeing is a normal metabolism that occurs every day. Are we still laughing at you?"

"Who knows, who will want to poop later, just set a precedent! This way no one will be embarrassed!"

"Isn't it embarrassing for you, the old man, to blush for taking a shit? Isn't it embarrassing? Isn't it embarrassing?"

Hearing that the first disciple was about to poop, the unscrupulous disciples who approached him began to scold him.

"You asked me to do this, don't regret it..."

Disciple Bu Dao was so depressed that his face turned red and his stomach felt extremely uncomfortable.

"Pull, it's really ink!"

“Puff…puff…puff…puff…puff…”

The unfaithful disciple raised his buttocks like a machine gun and had diarrhea.

"I%#&...your position is the fucking vent!"

"Damn! I'm so far away and it's sprayed all over me!"

"I shouldn't have turned my head, the wind hit me in the face, holy shit, it smells so exciting..."

"Take it easy! You didn't even wait for the wind to stop before you had diarrhea. You sprayed all over me!"

"Okay, everyone has a share, not just you..."

The first unfaithful disciple spat out shit, and the next eleven unfaithful disciples made a mess, making everyone extremely angry.

"The wind is so cold that it's so cold to my stomach, I'm sorry for everyone. Please let me be considerate, brother..."

The disciple who was shitting felt much relieved and apologized. What he received in response was a burst of curses. This disciple did not complain a word and did not retaliate.

"No, my stomach is upset too!"

The second unfaithful disciple's stomach also growled.

"I%#&...don't!!!"

The disciples behind him turned pale and quickly shook their heads and shouted.

“Puff…puff…puff…puff…puff…”

What responded to them was a continuous flow of yellow goo.

The first unfaithful disciple breathed a sigh of relief and secretly exclaimed his luck, "I can only slander others, no one can slander me..."

"Brothers in the back, I'm sorry, I also have a cold in my stomach!"

“Puff…puff…puff…puff…puff…”

"I can't help it anymore...I push my butt as high as possible..."

“Puff…puff…puff…puff…puff…”

After that, the fourth, the fifth, the sixth...

The last unfaithful disciple was covered in yellow goo and cried, "If everyone poops once, that means I will be sprayed eleven times... They all bullied me, who the hell should I spray!"

Wind, please change the direction and let me erupt happily!"


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