Chapter 89: The Baichi Haunted Organization [Part 1]
"You are so beautiful that I can't resist!"
Xiao Erdiao looked at the Dark Ancestor King with blurred eyes and a look of fascination. How could there be such a beautiful man in the world.
"I think so too."
The Dark Ancestor King said with joy.
The distance between Xiao Erdian and the Dark Ancestor King is getting closer and closer, their faces are almost touching each other, and every pore on their faces can be seen so clearly. The more this happens, the more infatuated they become. Xiao Erdian is the Dark Ancestor King.
Wang's reincarnated body and personality are slightly different due to different experiences, but the aesthetics are the same, or it can be said that they are narcissistic beyond ordinary people. They only think that they are beautiful.
"Beautiful man! You are truly a handsome man!"
Xiao Erdagger and Dark Ancestor King spoke at the same time.
"This is the tragedy of a beautiful man, who is invincible in terms of beauty."
The two of them said at the same time.
Suddenly, the Dark Ancestor King was startled and said, "We seem to be praising ourselves."
"The only one you can boast about is yourself."
Xiao Erdian said.
"My reincarnated body, please move away from me."
"This is what I want to say. When I see you, I can't take my eyes away at all."
"If this continues, how will I transfer my power to you?"
"But there's nothing I can do!"
“%￥#……”
…
one day..
Two days.
Three days.
"You keep looking at me like this, I feel like you want to have sex with me."
"I will not have sex with myself."
"Find a way, this is not the way to go."
"When I look at you, there is nothing I can do."
…
at the same time.
Two figures appeared outside the land headquarters of the ghost organization. One was plainly dressed and looked like a middle-aged man. The other was wrapped in bandages and was only half a meter tall. They looked at the building in silence.
After a long time, the middle-aged man's expression became colder, and a stream of sword energy came out from his body. A sword completely condensed by the sword energy appeared in his hand, "As a person whose mission is to eliminate evil forces and protect the world,
As a swordsman aiming for peace, I have no reason to turn a blind eye to the evil deeds of evil forces. The current situation in the mainland is all caused by ghost organizations. People are in panic and killing each other all day long, struggling in death, and falling in sin.
The sounds of despair, cries, screams, and lamentations have become the main sounds of the continent. Everything came from the ghost organization, and it should be destroyed by the ghost organization. The righteous swordsman will use me today.
Destroy evil with the sword in your hand, kill everyone in the ghost organization with the sword, let the sword energy of justice fill every corner of the ghost organization, and wipe out the ghost organization. Their souls can neither go to heaven nor go to hell, and can only live with the righteous swordsman.
He howls and wanders under the sword energy, and will never be reincarnated. Of course, the righteous swordsman has selfish motives besides destroying the evil forces. I want to save the master, and he..."
"Enough?"
Hua Xiangdu covered his ears and looked up at Bai Chi. His white eyes showed no emotion, but he really couldn't stand this chatter. Once he opened his mouth, he wouldn't stop talking.
"There are still ten minutes left for the opening remarks I prepared. It'll be quick."
Bai Chi smiled at Hua Xiangdu, then cleared his throat and continued: "My awe-inspiring righteousness and righteous actions will definitely... It seems like a string of words... Where did I just say it?"
“I didn’t hear the fragrance of the flowers.”
"Then I'll start over."
"%￥#...Is the opening statement really so important?"
"A righteous swordsman naturally has inhuman actions, and the effect of his appearance must be unique."
"But who is listening to what you say?"
"..."
Seeing that Bai Che didn't speak, Hua Xiangdu felt that he should have an epiphany. Unexpectedly, Bai Che said: "As a swordsman who takes the elimination of evil forces as his own duty and maintains world peace as his goal..."
"%￥#...He just ignored the fragrance of flowers..."
Hua Xiangdu has the urge to vomit blood. During the five years of fooling around with Bai Che, there were countless such situations, but Hua Xiangdu couldn't accept them every time. In fact, following Bai Che was a kind of training, a hellish grind.
Lian, the reason why I say this is because Bai Chi is a righteous swordsman. He can't tolerate any evil or disputes in his eyes. He often has disputes with major forces. He even cares about the quarrels between husband and wife. He also doesn't care about any house he passes by at night if he sees the windows open.
For meddling in other people's own business, he was beaten many times as a perverted voyeur, and Hua Xiangdu was also beaten up. However, after so many experiences, both Hua Xiangdu and Bai Chi became much stronger.
"I didn't expect to see outsiders outside the ghost organization!"
"Hey, just kill him!"
At this moment, a small team of ten members of the ghost organization returned to the ghost organization from outside and happened to find Bai Chi and Hua Xiangdu.
"The righteous swordsman has selfish motives besides destroying the evil forces. I want to save the master. He..."
Bai Che finally moved the lines to the previous position. Just as he was about to continue, he was interrupted by members of the ghost organization. Bai Che calmed himself down. He had to finish the words, "He, he, he... I forgot
Words!!!”
"kill!"
Ten members of the ghost organization came and killed them without any warning.
"Unforgivable!"
Bai Chi was furious. Is it so difficult to finish his opening remarks? Moreover, the sudden attack by members of the ghost organization completely disrupted his plan. The plan was for Bai Chi and Hua Xiangdu to break into the ghost organization and kill it to pieces.
I don’t want to stay, but now I start fighting without joining the ghost organization, and the active battle becomes a self-defense battle. This cannot show the bravery of the righteous swordsman.
Facing the ten members of the ghost organization who came to kill him, Bai Chi clenched the air sword in his hand and did not rush to take action. He looked at the ten people and said: "People of evil forces, the righteous swordsmen want you... Hey, hey, hey...
Wait a minute, why don't you follow the routine? Let me finish..."
"Go to hell!"
Ten men in black robes cast their holy spells, and divine power rippled across the sky, spreading toward Bai Chi like ocean waves.
"Now is the time for me to show my true strength..."
Although the holy technique was approaching, Bai Chi still treated it calmly. He bent his feet and rose into the air, performing the "Flying Swallow Sweeping Air Move!"
Bai Chi jumped more than ten meters, dodging all the holy arts. He spread his arms in the air and glided like a flying swallow. He looked at the black-robed man below with a stinking look on his face and laughed: "That's what a righteous swordsman is like."
Be flexible and resourceful!”
"The stone thorns soar to the sky!"
A man in black robe stepped on his feet, and divine power poured into the ground, and a root pierced the earth and came out, straight into the sky.
"Oops...it's going to fall!"
The proud Bai Chi became nervous when he saw the stone thorns. He had no supernatural power, so naturally he couldn't stand in the air. He could only use his strength to glide. The speed of gliding was already slow, and it was very difficult to avoid the stone thorns below. Bai Che was there.
He was struggling in the air, trying to speed up his gliding. This movement didn't matter. His body's center of gravity shifted and he immediately fell from the air. Fortunately, Bai Chi just avoided the stone thorns when he fell like this.
"Haha! Perfect dodge! This is the principle of evil not prevailing over good."
The nervous look on Bai Chi's face immediately turned into joy. However, Bai Chi was immediately in tragedy because he landed on a rock. There was a protrusion of about five centimeters on the rock. The protrusion was thin and sharp, and he was carried away.
Bai Chi sat on it as soon as he could.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch~~~my anus..."
Severe pain burst from under Bai Chi's buttocks. He jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on, then covered his buttocks and jumped again and again. At this moment, Bai Chi seemed to be hallucinating.
Countless chrysanthemums fell beside him, and every chrysanthemum was in a state of ruin.
It was the moment when the chrysanthemum was destroyed again.
"Hahaha……"
Seeing this, the ten men in black robes burst out laughing. It was their first time to see such a weird thing. They were gliding in a pretentious manner and fell down and their anus was exploded by rocks. Is there anyone more idiotic than this guy?
"Chrysanthemum is in such pain, let me relieve your pain!"
The man in black robe attacked again, and a stone thorn rushed out from Bai Chi's feet. Bai Chi reacted quickly and retreated.
Then……
Bai Chi forgot that there was a small protrusion of murderous rock behind him.
"Ouch~~~"
Bai Chi sat on the rock again.
It's still the same place, still has that familiar feeling.
"Ah, ah, ow~~~"
Being penetrated twice by small protrusions, Bai Chi looked ferocious in pain. He immediately jumped up while covering his buttocks. With this jump, Bai Chi hit his head on a stone thorn, and blood immediately flowed out. This pain caused Bai Chi to jump up.
Chi's hands moved from his butt to his head. He held his head and yelled while falling back out of habit. Then he tripped over a rock behind him and sat down on a small protrusion.
"Awwwww..."
The butt sat very heavy, quite heavy. Bai Chi was so painful that he forgot to jump up and sat on the rock, howling in pain like a wolf.
"Hahaha……"
The ten men in black robes were already laughing so hard. It was the first time I saw such an idiot. Once he was penetrated, it was an accident, twice he was an idiot, and three times... Haha!
"Why……"
Hua Xiangdu shook his head and sighed. He was completely disappointed with Bai Chi. Bai Chi often acted like an idiot and dropped the ball at critical moments. In desperation, Hua Xiangdu had no choice but to take action himself.
Among the ten men in black robes, Hua Xiangdu didn't take any precautions at all. They treated him as a child from the beginning, and when Hua Xiangdu walked in on them, he didn't even notice.
"Bandage restraint!"
Hua Xiangdu let out a low drink, and countless bandages scattered from his body. The man in black robe who was still laughing was instantly wrapped in bandages.
"What's going on? Where did you get the menstrual belt from?"
"I...can't...breathe..."
"So tight...so hard...so uncomfortable..."
The man in black robe could not break free from the bandage, his face was congested with blood and he could not breathe.
"die!"
As Hua Xiangdu thought, the bandage immediately shrank, and the sound of cracking bones continued. The next moment, Hua Xiangdu retracted the bandage, and the ten men in black robes formed strips like wooden sticks.
Instant kill!
None of the ten men in black robes survived.
Hua Xiangdu walked towards Bai Chi and said, "Are you okay?"
Bai Chi stood up from the rock, his legs were trembling and his anus was in unbearable pain. He forced a smile and said, "Everything is as expected."
Hua Xiangdu glanced at the rock. It was full of blood, and the small protrusions became particularly scarlet.