Chapter 96 The despicable and shameless Xiao Erdhe
Luo's defeat seemed to have plunged the supporters into an abyss, sinking into the dark, and all enthusiasm and excitement completely disappeared. Afterwards, although the duel between Li Haosan and Deng Bushi was extremely exciting, it did not arouse any interest.
The duel between Li Haosan and Deng Bushi was short, but it was wonderful beyond words. Each magical technique was extremely powerful and shocking. I don’t know how many people were blinded by it. Even though Li Haosan won for a long time, everyone in the audience was stunned.
It was still so quiet that there was no sound, as if the tens of thousands of spectators were just grass in the plain, and their existence was so unreal.
"This Li Haosan... feels so familiar!"
Li Haosan was wearing a mask, but Gu Dao could feel a sense of familiarity from him that was deliberately concealed but could not be concealed. It seemed that he had seen him somewhere, or maybe it was just a casual glance, familiar but not impressive.
"huh huh huh huh……"
After walking off the stage, Li Haosan glanced in the direction of the valley road. A cold light with unknown meaning flashed past like the sharp edge of a knife.
The third game, Xiao Erdiao vs. Lu Tong.
"When you meet me, I can only say that your fate is bad, you ugly monster, just go to hell!"
From the very beginning, Lu Tong rushed towards Xiao Erdagger with full hatred.
After Xiao Erdian swallowed three million yuan stones, his cultivation level was upgraded from the first level to the fourth level in the Sea of Clouds Secret Realm. The improvement in strength has to be described as lightning. However, there is still a gap of four levels between him and Lu Tong.
Even with the world's best magic and restoration skills, it was still difficult for Xiao Erdao to win.
"Use all your strength! Hit me as hard as you want, I won't fight back!"
Lu Tong was approaching, Xiao Erdagger licked his nostrils, with a calm and calm expression on his face, and secretly used the best magic in the world, waiting for Lu Tong's endless levels of magic to attack.
However, Lu Tong knew very well how terrifying Xiao Erdian's magic was, and he could use it in his own way. However, if he didn't use his magic, Xiao Erdian's magic would be terrible.
The magic will be self-defeating and will be of no use at all.
"I already know the weakness of your magic, which is the best in the world. I won't use magic to see how you can deal with me!"
Lu Tong came over with a fist, and his fist was condensed with huge divine power. Even without using any magical skills, Lu Tong was confident that he could easily defeat Xiao Erdian with just his divine power. In terms of divine power, Xiao Erdian was no match at all.
"Oh my god! I've only just shown my talents and already my reputation has spread far and wide. So quickly everyone knows about my magical skills! The influence of this handsome man is really outrageous. I am simply a heartless existence.
!Wow haha……"
Lu Tong's words made Xiao Erdian feel happy. There was no solemn look on his face, no panic, and no anger. There was just an extremely pure and undisguised pride. Looking at Xiao Erdian's appearance, he seemed to be in a state of elation.
It's flying.
Lu Tong punched Xiao Erdian in the face, "Go to hell!"
Xiao Erdiao did not dodge or attack, but was triumphant. He squinted his eyes and giggled, imagining the scene where he would become famous all over the world. His mind was no longer on the battle, and his soul was flying out of the sky. The look of pride became more and more intense.
stand up.
"I%￥#@......"
Xiao Erdian was knocked away with one punch. After landing, he felt a burning pain on his cheek. Xiao Erdian woke up this time and said, "Sneak attack on me, shameless!"
I don't know how Xiao Erdian's mind was working, even though he was standing there with a stupid smile and letting Lu Tong hit him, and he still had the nerve to say that someone else was attacking him. I don't know how Xiao Erdian's mind was working. Lu Tong was in a daze after he hit Xiao Erdian. The force of this punch was not small.
It weighed tens of thousands of pounds, and the imagined scene of his head exploding and blood mixed with brains splattering did not appear, but Xiao Erdian stood up and patted his butt like a normal person.
Xiao Erdian touched his cheek and said with a grin: "It really hurts! Hey, did you use the strength to eat your dick?"
Xiao Erdian's physique is very special, as tough as a stone. After swallowing a large amount of yuan stones, his body has become much stronger. Although it is not as powerful as a treasure comparable to Gu Dao, it can't be hurt by at least a hundred thousand kilograms of force.
See him, and Xiao Erdian has the magic of recovery. He can resurrect with full health if he saves one breath. In close combat, Xiao Erdian is unscrupulous.
"You%￥#@......"
Lu Tong cursed loudly and started again. This time, the divine power condensed in his fist was even more, reaching fifty thousand kilograms. In Lu Tong's view, if this punch hit Xiao Erdagger, it would be enough to kill him.
"The time has come for the most handsome man in the mainland to show off his power! Xiao Erdao's ultimate sure-kill move, the one that always hits the mark... Bah!!!"
Xiao Erdian looked down upon the rushing Lu Tong. When Lu Tong was still two meters away from him, he squirmed a few times, then pouted his mouth and spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm. The mouthful of thick phlegm changed in the air.
The shape fell on the bridge of Lutong's nose in an elegant arc.
"Huh? What kind of hidden weapon!"
After being hit by the "hidden weapon", Lu Tong immediately stopped attacking. Feeling the warmth between the bridge of his nose and the gradually cooling liquid, a strong sour smell poured into his nostrils like poison. Lu Tong raised his hand and wiped it.
, his eyes were fixed on the sticky substance mixed with saliva on his fingertips, his face was flickering, and his heart was like a volcano erupting, and his anger was rushing to the top of his head, "You bastard, you, you actually
Spit on me!"
"Ten points will be deducted for wrong answers. This is the phlegm of a handsome man! You can eat it, the taste will make you ecstasy for many days! Wow haha!"
Xiao Erdian's voice came from behind Lu Tong, along with a gust of cool wind, and a broken bronze mirror slammed into the back of Lu Tong's head.
"I%￥#@......"
Lu Tong cursed loudly. The severe pain made him subconsciously hold his head with his hands, and his body could not help but bend down. How could Xiao Erdian let go of such a good opportunity? The broken bronze mirror he just raised was as fast as lightning again.
It hit the target at a high speed, and the impact point was on the front of Lu Tong's uncovered head. With one blow, a big bump bulged on Lu Tong's head at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"ah……"
Lu Tong shouted, Xiao Erdian's strength was not small. This shock made Lu Tong dizzy, his ears were ringing, and his reaction became sluggish. He even forgot to fight back, and only used his hands to protect the big bulge.
.
"Wow haha!"
Xiao Erdian laughed and swung his hands at the back of Lu Tong's head. Two big bumps were obviously bulging there. Lu Tong, who was in pain, squatted on the ground. His mind went blank except for the constant noise coming from his head.
He gritted his teeth in severe pain, his face turned red and distorted due to the severe pain.
"mean……"
Lu Tong was furious, but he could only let out a plaintive curse.
"Wow haha! One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, change your posture and do it again!"
Xiao Er dagger raised and lowered his hand, and the broken bronze mirror struck Lu Tong's head again and again, and the tall and bulging bag sprung up like bamboo shoots after a rain.
"I must kill you!"
Lu Tong let out an angry roar and tightly protected his entire head with his hands.
"I feel the air of pretense from your words. Don't be pretentious when bragging! Look at my super kill!"
Lu Tong covered his head tightly, and Xiao Erdian changed the target of his attack. A mirror hit Lu Tong's face. When the blood scattered, Lu Tong was knocked to the ground by a mirror. He lay on the ground.
He didn't know where to cover his hands on the ground. The pain was as violent as a series of explosions and made Lu Tong writhe in pain.
"Pah! Pah! Pah..."
Xiao Er dagger swung the broken bronze mirror and hit Lu Tong on the face and head, laughing proudly from time to time.
The audience in the audience were all dumbfounded. They all looked at the arena with dumbfounded eyes. Their faces and heads felt a little cold. It must have been very painful to look in the mirror... At the same time, everyone extended their middle finger to Xiao Erdiao in their hearts.
This guy is so despicable and shameless...
"This bastard is so fucking shameless! What kind of gentleman is he who spits on you?"
Zhao Cun looked at Lu Tong who was screaming on the stage and Xiao Erdagger who was happily swinging the mirror. The corners of his eyes twitched and his eyes were cold, "There is no good thing in Tianfu!"
"It seems that Xiao Erdao can easily win, although it is a bit despicable..."
Gu Dao smiled faintly, Xiao Erdian's spitting trick was really damaging. Looking at the entire continent, I'm afraid he was the only one who could come up with such a despicable method.
"Well played!"
After Luo's defeat, the great elder had been depressed. When he saw Xiao Erdian's fierce attack, the great elder couldn't help but clap his hands and applaud.
"One is despicable, the other is nasty, these two bastards from Tianfu!"
The Master of the Water Palace's face was as black as carbon. With Lu Tong's cultivation level, he could defeat Xiao Erdian even without the use of magical skills, but he was subdued by that mouthful of phlegm.
"Every tree and plant is a soldier, a soldier is not tired of deceit, and can use means to win at the right time. This is what a truly strong man should have!"
While everyone in the audience sneered at Xiao Erdian, the elder of the Immortal Mansion nodded with a little more approval in his eyes. In his opinion, one should do whatever it takes to face an opponent.
However, just when everyone thought that Xiao Erdian would definitely win, he suddenly stopped and raised his arms in the air. He inadvertently saw the extremely beautiful face in the broken bronze mirror, which was as bright as
The top of the lamp exuded a dreamy luster like the only twinkling star in the night sky. Xiao Erdiao's eyes looked at the mirror infatuatedly,
At this critical moment that could determine the outcome, Xiao Erdian stopped. The audience looked at him as if he had seen the most beautiful thing in the world, which actually made him forget everything. Everyone did not understand what happened, and their eyes were confused.
, were confused, and they all speculated: Could it be that Xiao Erdian has despicable thoughts again?
"Holy shit!"
Gu Dao patted his thigh anxiously and yelled a helpless curse. Others didn't know why Xiao Erdian stopped, but Gu Dao knew it all too well, "Xiao Erdian was fascinated by himself again! At the critical moment, how could he?
You can drop the chain!"
"Is this dreamlike beauty really me?"
Xiao Erdao's eyes were dull and his expression was intoxicated, "I live so lonely, why should I feel the loneliness of this high place alone?"
!Don't let me take the lead anymore, I'm tired of it... Survival without threat really has no meaning in life..."
Xiao Erdiao was selflessly intoxicated with his own beauty. The world had been cut off by him, he could only see himself, and all sounds seemed to have disappeared.
"It fucking hurts..."
Lu Tong stood up slowly, his face changed beyond recognition, his nose was crooked to the side of his ears, his forehead to chin was an extremely straight line, and there were dense and large bumps on the top of his head. Looking from a distance, he seemed to be relieved.
Kamuni is resurrected, and that strange hairstyle is simply unique.
"It's over...I'm sure to lose!" Gu Dao sighed in his heart, giving away the victory he had already obtained.
"Um?"
Lu Tong saw Xiao Erdian motionless, as if turned to stone, and the suppressed anger in his heart suddenly burst out. He raised his fist and hit Xiao Erdian in the face. The power of the punch knocked Xiao Erdian away more than ten meters.
Even after flying more than ten meters, Xiao Erdian did not discard the broken bronze mirror in his hand. Just freed from his obsession, Xiao Erdian was worried about whether his beauty was injured. He raised the mirror to look at it, and then... nothing
Undoubtedly, he was stunned, and his voice came out in disbelief, "A nosebleed is so damn charming!"
"Ha ha!"
Lu Tong didn't know what happened to Xiao Erdian. He hit him again after one blow, and his fists were like a violent storm, mixed with Xiao Erdian's exclamations again and again, "A crooked nose is still so charming!"
"Don't beautiful men have flaws? No matter how you look at them, they are perfect..." "Although my eyes are swollen like eggs, but... I'm so fucking beautiful!"
boom!
Xiao Erdian was punched away again. This time, Xiao Erdian did not see through the bronze mirror. Instead, he showed a look of fear as Lu Tong kept approaching. He was so frightened that he shed tears and his nose bubbled, looking like he was on the verge of collapse.
His appearance, coupled with his inherent ugliness and distorted appearance, made even the most ferocious person unable to help but be shaken when they saw Xiao Erdian's appearance at this time. It was so miserable.
"Hero, spare your life!"
Xiao Erdian begged for mercy, tears streaming down his face as if he didn't want any money.
"Humph! Do you know fear now? It's too late!"
When Lu Tong saw Xiao Erdian's appearance, he was slightly startled, then walked over with a sneer.
"Heroes don't care about the faults of villains. For the sake of my youth and ignorance, please forgive me... I have deeply succumbed to your majesty and domineering power, and worship the tall and stalwart you with fear and admiration..."
Xiao Erdian's words were so miserable that it made people feel that he was really frightened to the extreme, and there was no trace of flaw or doubt in his words.
"Then you admit defeat..."
Lu Tong was moved by Xiao Erdiao's sincere fear and admiration. He hesitated for a moment, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he felt a heavy object hit his crotch hard. The pain seemed to be about to break.
He jumped up and screamed like a slaughtering pig, "My trough, my balls~~~~~~"
Then, Lu Tong covered his lower body and rolled on the ground, his face turned the color of pig liver due to the pain.
"hey-hey……"
Xiao Erdiao smiled triumphantly, looked at the broken bronze mirror in his hand, and said at the opposite passage: "I'll give you a chance to admit defeat. If you miss it, I will make your eggs shatter on the ground..."